Tang Dynasty good brother

Chapter 9

"Big Brother, Big Brother, I heard that there is a porridge shed for disaster relief organized by the government in front of us. Each person can get a bowl of noodle soup based on their head."

"Okay, Daniel, you lead everyone to line up." Then he said to Liu Ergou: "You guys go too."

Ever since everyone from Liujia Village joined in and walked together, the food consumption rate has suddenly increased. Now, there is not much food left from the father and mother.

Fortunately, the closer you are to Luoyang, the more charity relief and official relief there will be. After all, Li Shimin is sitting in the temple, and it is impossible to do nothing in the face of such a large-scale disaster.

But a bowl of noodle soup for each person can't fill your stomach at all. They say half-sized people eat poor people, not to mention that he has so many half-sized people to take care of. Pointing at the disaster relief along the way, at most it just makes them hungry Not dead.

Sighing heavily, Qin Hao also felt quite powerless, and if he couldn't think of any other way, the food in his hand would be eaten up.

He bowed his head and thought hard for a long time, and finally waited for his turn in the long queue. Qin Hao looked up and saw that the person who distributed the food to him was actually a pretty little girl.

This little girl has an oval face, a rather complicated bun, a tasseled bu yao, and gold earrings on her ears. She is actually a rich lady who donates food herself.

To be honest, this woman's appearance is above average, and she is slightly inferior compared with Xiaodie and others, but that sunny smile has the power to warm people's hearts, and what she is doing, I feel that the whole person It's almost lighted up.

"Drink it slowly, it's hot." As she spoke, the woman filled a large bowl full of noodle soup for Qin Hao.

This is the first time for Qin Hao to discover that the eldest lady personally rescued the disaster in the disaster relief. Generally speaking, even if the women in the Tang Dynasty have a higher status and don't mind the women's generation showing their faces, the distance between the delicate nobleman and the muddy legs is much higher than that of the Ming Dynasty. In the Qing Dynasty, when a noble girl is thrown into the pile of refugees, it is inevitable that her delicate body will be soiled.

This is charity relief, not official relief. In Qin Hao's consciousness, the government should be in a catastrophe year, and he felt it was right to eat with his belly open, but when he ate the charity relief, he was full of heart. a thankful heart.

Seeing the gentleness of the disaster-relief woman, she couldn't help but feel good about her, and she praised her sincerely. When she was in a good mood, she spoke a little playfully, and said, "Fairy, you are so beautiful, and you have such a good heart. You'd better not go out in the future, otherwise The other women should lose their confidence, and the moon will definitely not come out tonight, because the brilliance of the moon is blocked by you."

The woman was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. She had heard a lot of thank you words since the disaster relief, but this was the first time that it was so interesting. Most of the disaster victims who received relief would just say thank you, or cry thank you. It's not uncommon to kowtow to her on the ground. She didn't get used to it at first, but she's used to it now. She laughed so hard that her stomach ached when she heard such an interesting compliment.

This is the lack of entertainment and culture in ancient times, and later generations can at most change a wisecrack with big eyes, which is actually a good joke even if it is put here.

The servant beside him frowned. After all, these words were a bit frivolous, and he was suspected of molesting the nobleman, but since the person who spoke was a boy of twelve or thirteen years old, that's fine.

The young lady said: "You have such a sweet mouth, you kid. You are a comedian at home. Come on, I'll give you another bowl, and tell me another joke."

Disaster relief is too serious a matter, and the atmosphere is inevitably a little depressing. This young lady intends to make this interesting young man lively and active.

When Qin Hao heard the joke that he could change the noodle soup, his thoughts immediately became alive. He stood aside to get out of the way, but said: "It's true, our whole family is a comedy performer, and I can get some true biography. If Miss If you don't mind, I'll give you a performance here, if you laugh, you can give us some food, okay?"

The lady said: "You? There are many of you?"

The one behind Qin Hao happened to be Sun Er, and upon hearing this, he explained: "He is our elder brother." He pointed at the team with his finger, and said with a stroke: "We all belong together, the elder brother saved all of us. people."

The young lady was even more surprised, she didn't expect this child to have such a heavy responsibility at such a young age. He really has a pair of good shoulders. Well, I’ll give you half a catty of coarse grains to eat on the road if I smile once, and one catty if I smile twice, how about that?”

Qin Hao was overjoyed, so happy that he almost jumped up: "Really? That's a deal."

An ancient person who could laugh at a joke and have a stomach ache, with Qin Hao's bellyful of cross talk jokes, she must laugh her belly out.

Coughing twice, Qin Hao started to talk on the sidelines, saying: "When I was young, I was beaten all day long because I was naughty, but I still remember the time when I was beaten, that time my mother did it in the back room. I sat at the door looking at the clothes, but a thief came and stole all the clothes from our house."

While serving noodle soup to the people behind, the young lady asked curiously, "Didn't you sit at the door and watch? How could you let the thief steal the clothes?"

"That thief is too bad. He asked me, what's your name? I said, Xiaohu."

"Do you know me?"

"do not know."

"Let's play together, my surname is Dou, I call you to play, you call me, call me"

"Teasing you."

"Okay, great."

As soon as I said this, the lady couldn't help laughing, and said: "You are really talking nonsense, how can anyone call such a strange name, you really believe it."

Qin Hao said: "Aren't I young?"

The lady asked: "What happened next?"

Qin Hao continued to speak with a bit of a Tianjin accent: "Later, the thief stole our clothes. I remember my mother told me to call her for something, and she yelled, 'Mom, he took our gowns. '"

"My mother asked, who is it?"

"Teasing you."

Speaking of this, the lady has already laughed to the bottom of the table. This joke to tease you is a classic stand-up joke by Mr. Ma Sanli. Although Qin Hao can't learn it vividly, even if he only learns three-point line, it is enough to make these entertainers The needy people were hooked.

"Mom, he took our pants."

"Who?"

"Teasing you."

"This kid. I'll beat you up later, so watch carefully and don't bark."

"Mom, he took our quilt."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "Teasing you to play."

Mother: "This child. If you are not honest, I will beat you."

"When the thieves were gone, my mother asked me, 'Where are our clothes'?"

"Take it away."

"Who?"

"Teasing you".

Now not only the lady, but even the helpers in the porridge shed, the idlers, and the disaster victims queuing up to get the noodle soup, couldn't take it anymore. Thousands of people held their stomachs together and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

The lady knelt on the ground clutching her stomach, and said: "It's so interesting, you kid is so funny, hahahaha, teasing you, hahahaha, how did this thief come up with it?"

This young lady actually thought that this was really something that happened to Qin Hao when he was a child. As soon as the sense of substitution entered, tears of laughter came out.

The others are also very happy. This person, the more depressed he is, the more he needs something to make everyone happy. If the smile of the lady in disaster relief is the sunshine piercing the dark clouds, then Qin Hao's joke is the one who helped the dark clouds The wind that blows away.

As soon as the sun shines and the breeze blows gently, the hazy earth soon laughs.

(End of this chapter)