Le Xiaomi youth sadomasochism collection

Chapter 102 Liang Sheng, can we not be sad (102)
Trivia: "Liangsheng" finale, ten questions about snail rice
Host: Five-flowered cat

Stuck: Baidu Le Mi Bar can't be stuck
Egg tart white: Baidu Le Xiaomi Bar Bai Xiaobaixia
Sheng Shao: A certain Sheng in Baidu Le Xiaomi Post Bar
Flower [-]: Baidu Le Xiaomi Post Bar Hua Muyan

rice represents
First question

Five-flowered cat: How did the latest vocabulary "snail mansion" come from?

Snail rice: During the days when I was sick, I slowed down my writing speed and started to take a walk at night. For the first time, I found that the door of my apartment building was covered with snails.All kinds of surprises.

Later, I sent a WeChat message saying: Ha, after having the title of "Snail Rice", although I can't summon Shenlong, I can always summon snails.Then, there was the talk of the Snail Mansion.Ha ha.

Second question

Stretch cat: lover's ashes!How did snail rice ruin Amu's little freshness?Snail rice: After watching "Liangsheng 4", the editor Amu completely collapsed.Not because of the number of words, nor because of the grief of the plot.It's because, in the depths of her heart, the romantic fantasies she had had since she was a girl were ruthlessly crushed by me.

Amu said that she always thought it was a very romantic thing to use the ashes of her lover to make porcelain. fine tableware...

After a long while, Amu finally came to his senses and said, why?

It sounds like a horror movie.

I said, you just found out.

Voice-over: As for why the similar heavy-mouthed plot in "Liangsheng 4" makes the fresh and fresh Amu feel broken, please quickly log on to Weibo and directly @乐小米lexiaomi.Password: Snail Mi will always be slim and beautiful if she doesn't reply to you?
normal.

She ate chicken wings.

She went on a date.

She is scumbag J3 went.

……

Amu: Or you can buy a copy of "Liangsheng 4" produced by this editor and watch it.

BOSS: I really like such an employee who does everything possible to advertise~ Amu (holding BOSS's thigh): BOSS!Such a good employee, please give a salary increase! BOSS: Looking at the sky...can't hear anything...

Third question

Five-flowered cat: May I ask Snail Mi, during the two years of creating "Liangsheng 4", what did the boss say to you most often?
Snail Rice: What is the boss most often say?Well, she asked me, and then said very innocently: I am not here to press for the manuscript.

Fourth question

Five-flowered cat: Then do you believe it?
Snail Mi (innocent expression): I believe what she said.

shadows...

BOSS: Speechless and tearful, wishing not to meet again when the contract was signed.

Amu: BOSS!I know you are too excited to speak, as her number one editor, I understand your distorted heart at the moment, please let me dub for you with all my heart! ——Heaven, earth, you are the author who eats the most brain fragments I have ever seen, why would you believe me when I said something so insincere?Why do you want to believe it?

BOSS:  …

Fifth question

Five-flowered cat: May I ask Snail Mi, during the two years of creating "Liangsheng 4", what did you say most often to BOSS and Amu?
Snail Mi: I'm about to finish writing.I finished writing in two days.I'm almost done.I will give you the manuscript tomorrow, I will give you the manuscript the day after tomorrow, and I will give you the manuscript next week.I must submit the manuscript at the end of this month!

Amu: In the past two years, my life was worse than God Bless!
BOSS: Once, there was a writer named Le Xiaomi who told me sincerely that "Liangsheng 4" must be finished this winter...I actually believed it! ! ! !
May I ask Snail Mi, at this moment, what do you want to say to your editor and BOSS?

Snail Mi: Actually, I feel very guilty.

Amu: Cut~
Snail rice: I really feel guilty.

Amu: I really cut it~
Snail Mi: Although we are always laughing and laughing, as if it is very relaxed, in fact, such a day is very guilty.You know, a book is not only the painstaking effort of an author, but also includes editing and proofreading by the editor, typesetting by the editor, drawing by the artist... There are also links such as printing, distribution, transportation, etc. that you can't think of.Once my initial link gets stuck, all subsequent links can only stagnate.I understand all of these, so I am very grateful to my editor and BOSS, they were very understanding and comforted me when I was in Calvin, they told me that this is normal, don't worry, take your time.This kind of love makes you hate yourself even more sometimes.It's like a reader leaving a message on the Internet, Xiaomi, take care of your health, we love you the most, and your text is second... At this time, my eyes will heat up.It may be just an unintentional remark, but I really believe that some people always care about you.

I aspire to be a person with style.When I was young, I always hoped that I would not be marginalized and unconstrained. When I was older, I longed for a regular and restrained life. The delivery date of "Liang Sheng 4" has been postponed several times, but there is actually another very important reason - too many words!Halfway through my writing, I found that the number of words completely exceeded the sum of the number of words in "Liang Sheng 1" + "Liang Sheng 2", but there are still many plots that have not been unfolded.The editor Amu was distressed and said, this has completely exceeded the capacity of a book!Do you want me to make a brick-like finale?I said, either good or bad.Slab bricks are a must-have for self-defense and home travel.Amu burst into tears and said, you are a pure love author of serial dramas, go and see the figure of "Modern Chinese Dictionary", are you sure you should choose such a strong figure even for your book?Do you still want a literary and fresh cover?
So we wanted to edit and reduce the volume without hurting the muscles and bones, and strive to publish it in one volume.

But this process is too painful. It is a pity to give up any one of the complicated characters after an eight-year drama.

As Amu said, he was already reluctant to make a fuss.

This is an ending, even about my youth, and the youth of that group of people.

In the end, Amu decided not to delete or modify it at all, but to divide it into two volumes.The first part of "Liang Sheng 4", "Colorful Clouds Scattered" and the second part "Bright Moon Return", were published separately.

I'm quite confused.

It can be said that it has been tangled.

Because I once promised that "Liangsheng 4" would be the ultimate ending of the "Liangsheng" series and the last book of the whole series, but now it has been split into two books. As a person who has cherished feathers for many years, I feel panic , worried about some bad comments.

But Amu has been comforting me, saying that it is impossible for you to do anything to make everyone satisfied and happy, and you are not RMB.Finishing the story without regret is your final confession to the readers.

hope so.

Sixth question

Wuhua Mao: May I ask snail rice, what do you want to say about Siwei hardcore rice?

Snail Mi: Excuse me, stuck, has your IQ returned to zero recently?Excuse me, Egg Tart Bai, has your recent cup risen to a flat-chested state?May I ask, Young Master Sheng, do you kowtow to your snail master Mi three times in the morning and evening every day, and burn incense three times in the morning and evening?Excuse me, Hua Er, when you promise to make all kinds of delicious food for me, when will you honor it?

Five-flowered cat: Excuse me, rice, what do you want to say about snail rice?

Stuck: What about "Duan Qingyi"?

Egg Tart White: What about "Cocklebur 2"?

Young Master Sheng: What about the new book you promised?
Hua 150: Mickey, has the weight dropped to [-]kg yet?

Seventh question

Wuhuamao: Let's not talk about such a cruel topic as "Liangsheng 4", how about talking about "Qingcheng"?This should be considered relatively new in your works. Some readers said that every girl has a Gu Lang in her life, but she may not meet a Jiang Han. What do you think?
Snail Mi: I think this sentence sums it up well.

1 minute later.

2 minute later.

3 minutes later……

……

Five-flowered cat: Is that the end of the answer?

Amu: Please answer in depth, please, comrade writer!

Snail rice (nodding): Is this the eighth question?

Amu (covering face): Please don't walk with me when you go out, and don't say that I am your editor again, please let me go, I am still a child.Let's not contact in the future, don't talk to me other than passing on the manuscript, please...

ninth question

Wuhuamao: What do you think about "Le Xiaomi is a shou, everyone should love her"?

Snail Mi (smiling shyly): If you abuse me, please abuse me lightly.

Amu: BOSS!I don't want a salary anymore!Please give me another author!Otherwise, I'll pay you and give me another author!I don't want to CP with her! %>;_<;%
tenth question

Beep (mute)———

If you see the following content, it is pure eye opening.

Kadai: Have you ever seen such an author?Urging you on Q every now and then, find a boyfriend quickly, find a boyfriend quickly, if you don’t make a boyfriend, the world will end!Heinous, outrageous!

Young Master Sheng: She is my wet father, what can I do?A done deal, no returns!My wet father, she is a money addict!It's a villain!It's a beast!

Five-flowered cat (green eyes with gossip): Boy, did she QB you?
Sheng Shao: Much crueler than this!She said that when "Liang Sheng 4" is published, she will give me a set of "Liang Sheng Series" as a souvenir.I said, ok, just don't sign!In the end, she said, remember to buy it.I was shocked and asked her, didn't she want to give it to me?As a result, she replied to me, yes, exchange it with the purchase invoice!My wet father, she is a villain.Egg tart white: what is this?One day, she left me a message on Q, saying, you who are my stupid fan, please tell me, are all the fans on my QQ all your fans?Are the people who buy my book in reality all your fans, are all the IDs in Baidu Tieba your avatar?Is it true that I only have you as a reader, and you make me happy by becoming many people, right...

(Amu: BOSS! I am your man in life, and I am your dead man in death! Change me to another author)

Flower 2013: What's this?What are yours? ! On January 1, 4, at the moment of the century when I confessed so affectionately, I failed to confess my love to my male god, and I was in so much pain.I cried to my pseudo-goddess Snail Mi Children’s Shoes on Q, and I said, the male god refused to be my boyfriend.A normal idol should appease her readers.In the end, she said, it doesn't matter, he just refused mentally this time, and maybe he agreed physically next time. BOSS: Ami, please don't go around saying that you are from our company.I beg you.I'll give you 1000 million, or 2000 million...

[The above content is purely funny]

[If there are similarities, it is helpless]

I would like to use this interaction to dedicate to Snail Mi and her lovers of Le Xiaomi Baidu Post Bar, and to all the rice fans who walked together.

Eight years of cold life, youth has you.

PS: Hua Er's off-site speech comes from the plot of Bei Xiaowu and Babao in "Liangsheng 4".In the midsummer of this year, you and I will wait for the flowers of "Liangsheng 4" to bloom together!

(End of this chapter)