I'm the guy behind the scenes

Chapter 11
Soon, the barbecue was served, Bai Yang smelled the aroma, his appetite exploded, and his mouth watered.

The joys of life, eating, drinking and having fun, Bai Yang loves to eat, he doesn't care about meat or vegetarian, as long as he can cook something delicious, that's his food.

Just about to open some cold beer, Bai Yang paused suddenly, and looked at the bragging tattooed flat-headed brother again!
He was still bragging, saying that he had hooked up with a college girl a few days ago, and described it tsk tsk...Anyway, those words were really disgusting, but the men at the same table were giggling and unscrupulous.

Bai Yang looked at him, and it wasn't him, but a figure behind Brother Pingtou.

Out of nowhere, a middle-aged man appeared behind Brother Pingtou, standing there quietly, and no one could see the surroundings except Bai Yang.

The middle-aged man is thin, tall, and even wears glasses! !
He seemed to be listening to Brother Pingtou bragging, with an expression on his face that seemed to be reminiscing about the past.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man turned around and met Bai Yang's gaze. He stared straight at him and revealed a pale face.

It wasn't the first time Bai Yang had seen a ghost, he didn't feel any turmoil in his heart, instead he showed a big smile.

ghost?No, no, no, these are all parents.

The middle-aged man was stunned by Bai Yang's smile, and immediately ran over excitedly, and sat down opposite Bai Yang.

"Brother, can you see me?" The middle-aged man asked in surprise.

Bai Yang said: "Aren't you sitting in front of me?"

"Yo, you can really see it? Not bad, not bad, you are the second living person who is not afraid to see me." The middle-aged man praised.

Bai Yang asked with a smile: "Is there anyone who can see ghosts?"

"Why not? Many little guys can see me, but most of them are scared to cry. There is only one brat, not only is not afraid of seeing me, but even blows me up with firecrackers." The middle-aged man seems very dissatisfied with the child , when he said that, his expression became more gloomy.

Bai Yang calmly said: "It's normal, brat, why can't you do it, and then? Did you take revenge?"

The middle-aged man said: "He must be cured. I have given him dreams and nightmares for half a month, and he has peed several times in fright." As he spoke, the middle-aged man showed a proud expression.

Bai Yang sighed: "If you do this, you won't be afraid that other people's parents will suspect you, and ask someone to take you in?"

The middle-aged man smiled: "What do you charge? You have watched too many movies, bro. I have been dead for five or six years, but I have never met a so-called expert. We have a Zhu blind man in Shangyuan, who can pinch and count." , can still do things, there are many famous deeds, and he was boasted. I lived in his house for a few days after my death, and watched the live broadcast several times, but I didn’t see any reaction from him? This is a liar. "

Bai Yang smiled and said, "Then do you dare to go to the temple?"

The middle-aged man's expression froze, and he said immediately: "The place in the temple is indeed very evil, but the monks in the temple are also ordinary people, and many of them are just like working, with wives and children."

After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man looked at Bai Yang: "You are asking me this, and I also have some questions, brother, this is the first time I have met an adult who can see me, what's going on with you? Dog eyes?"

Bai Yang said: "This is yin and yang eyes."

"Isn't that still a dog's eye? You are born to be a strange person. How many ghosts have you seen? Are there any beautiful female ghosts?" The middle-aged man looked at Bai Yang expectantly.

Bai Yang was speechless: "The point of your words is the beautiful female ghost!"

The middle-aged man rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, why don't men talk about women? I'm a ghost now, and I can only watch but not act on living people. What's the difference from watching small movies? Of course I want to find female ghosts, but in the past few years , what I meet is either old or ugly, no one catches my eye, and if I don't meet someone I like, I can only go to that fat girl to try the experience of ghost love."

Bai Yang said with a smile: "I said, brother, this is dead, why do you want to do this shit? Shouldn't you think about reincarnation?"

"Reincarnation? Trick, don't you see how difficult it is to live now, to live is to suffer, how good it is to be a ghost, free and easy, without any pressure, you can do whatever you want, why can't I think about reincarnation?" The middle-aged man curled his lips.

"So, did you have regrets during your lifetime?" Bai Yang frowned and asked.

This is the most important thing. In the face of food and clothing parents, you can't be tough, you have to be persuasive, open its defenses, and solve problems for it. This is a qualified ghost teacher!
Asked by Bai Yang, the middle-aged man sighed: "Every family has scriptures that are hard to recite, do I need to ask? But I'm pretty good, I decided to divorce, the child and her mother, I will pay monthly support After selling the house, I became rich in an instant. I wasted two years, and it was the happiest time in my life, except when I was a child."

"Then why did you die?" Bai Yang asked.

The middle-aged man said: "The wave has AIDS."

Bai Yang: "..."

The butt moved subconsciously, this shit, the most dangerous disease in the world!
As if he had sensed Bai Yang's movements, the middle-aged man said angrily: "Afraid of wool, death is like a lamp going out, the disease is in the body, the body is gone, there is a fart disease, my soul is clean .”

Dirty mind, clean ass!

Bai Yang slandered in his heart, but after thinking about it, he thought too much.

Unless it is a mental illness, what illness can be involved with the soul?

"Then after you die, don't you have anything to think about? Don't you miss your wife, don't you think you don't want your child?" Bai Yang continued to ask.

The middle-aged man said with a smile: "It used to be, but last year my daughter did well in the college entrance examination and got into 211. The sum of money I left for her is enough for her needs before work."

Bai Yang was speechless.

The arrangement is proper, this is a ghost who doesn't want to be reincarnated, has no regrets in life, and still thinks it's cool to be a ghost?

Damn, how did you break through?Waste of words?
"Hey brother, look at that fat man, isn't he very embarrassing?" The middle-aged man didn't know what was going on in Bai Yang's mind at all, and seemed quite happy to meet a living person who could communicate.Now he looked at the tattooed flat-headed brother again, with a strange expression on his face.

Bai Yang glanced at it, and said: "That's because he has the ability, and there's nothing he can do about it."

"He has a fart. He thought he was picking up girls, but he didn't know that the girl posted him on purpose!" The middle-aged man curled his lips in disdain.

Bai Yang froze for a moment, then looked at Brother Pingtou in astonishment.

Just this one?Fat head and brain, at least [-] catties to walk up, full of tattoos, not to mention ugly, at least not at all handsome, right?Can you actually post a girl upside down?Could it be—money money ability!

"Don't look, he must have been infected." The middle-aged man continued with a smile, and it sounded a little gloating.

Bai Yang blinked and blinked, and suddenly took a deep breath.

The girl posted upside down, got sick, I'll fuck it!
(End of this chapter)