showbiz magician

Chapter 29 33: Surprise victory
Aunt Yun looked at Confucius with questioning eyes, and said, "Is that so? Then tell me what happened to Oudi's wound?"

Kong Zixi glanced at Oudi who was pretending to be asleep, raised a faint smile, and said softly: "Oudi accidentally injured someone else when he was trying the latest anti-wolf spray, and bumped into it when he was running away."

Oudi's small brow twitched.

Aunt Yun was furious, "Then why don't you watch him carefully, when he falls down, you should be under him!"

No one would be too happy to hear these words. Confucius straightened the broken hair in his ear, returned to Ou Di, caressed his wound lovingly, and said quietly: "Ou Di needs a good rest, you too Noisy."

"You... Get lost right away, I'll fire you!"

"I'm sorry, my employer is Ou Di, please go back and forth where you are from," she looked up at Aunt Yun, and said lightly, "Auntie."

Aunt Yun didn't catch her breath, and shouted: "Very good, Ou Di is going to be a judge soon, he looks like this depends on how you explain it to the company!"

Kong Zixi nodded, "That's right, this is a problem. Then please go and explain to the company, auntie, and walk slowly."

Aunt Yun finally left cursing.Oudi sat up abruptly, his eyes gloating, "It depends on how you explain it to the company."

Kong Zixi opened the makeup case on the table and smiled at him, "Your company will thank me." After speaking, he quickly approached Xiao Ou Di with foundation and eye shadow in one hand.

"No! Help!"

"Welcome our last honorary judge, the eight-year-old 'Devil's Son' Ou Di from Gemini!" Before Qin Ming finished speaking, a small figure had already stepped out of the curtain.

A well-tailored suit was as black as ink, with a large white skull painted on the left chest, his hair stood up high, and the middle part was dyed white.Under a few strands of bangs, a ruby ​​the size of a quail egg was embedded in the middle of the forehead guard, shining coquettishly red under the light.

With one hand in his pocket, he waved to the audience with the other, "Well, hello everyone."

The auditorium was boiling, everyone from the 80-year-old grandma down to the three-year-old girl was red-eyed.It's so cute!It's too evil!It's too ravishing!

Qin Ming took a deep breath, resisted the urge to pinch Ou Di's cheek, and said loudly to the camera: "Okay, our honorary judges have arrived, and the 45 public judges have already taken their positions, let us come together Look forward to the wonderful performances of the newcomers! The first player to play is No. [-]——Chen Chennan!"

Chen Chennan was preparing for a cross-dressing show, and when he invited Qin Ming to be his partner, Qin Ming agreed in both surprise and excitement.

Chen Chennan changed Qin Ming's clothes five times in total, all five outfits were carefully selected by himself, completely ignoring Kong Zixi's opinion as a stylist.They are stewardess uniforms, sailor uniforms, tennis skirts, maid outfits and bikinis!

The last bikini was exactly the same as what Qin Ming wore in the last show, and Qin Ming obviously liked this swimsuit. Not only was she not embarrassed at all, but she also happily said that she would wear it until the end of today's show.

When Chen Chennan stepped off the stage, his feet were fluttering, with a dreamy smile on his face. When he got backstage, Qiu Qianqian kicked him, and he came back to his senses in a trance, blinked and stared blankly. looking at her.

"Useless guy!" Qiu Qianqian gritted her teeth: "Hurry up and wake up, if you mess up my performance, I want you to look good!"

Chen Chennan muttered a few words in dissatisfaction, and ran to the bathroom to wake up.

The icy cold water slapped on the face, dispelling the summer heat and calming the restlessness in the heart.Chen Chennan took a deep breath and raised a big smile: "It's so cool!"

Suddenly a piece of cloth covered his mouth with lightning speed, he took a breath in horror, and then lost consciousness.

Behind him a man and a woman stepped forward.The man was the guy named Duanzhong who framed Li Jing last time. The woman was wearing a cleaner's clothes and a mask, and her eyes were blocked by thick thick-rimmed glasses.

Duan Zhong kicked Chen Chennan who fell on the ground a few times, then turned his head and said to the cleaner, "What's the use of touching him, even if he and Kong Zixi are in the same group, if she is not responsible, she will not be able to withdraw from the competition with you .”

Liu Xing said coldly: "That man needs my sincerity, and this is my sincerity."

"I don't care if it's your sincerity or his sincerity, anyway, I'm already in the same boat as you guys. What happened last time made my approval rating drop a lot, and if you guys can't let me pass, I don't mind putting the whole thing through Shake it out." Duan Zhong's eyes flashed viciously.

Liu Xing glanced at him, and said expressionlessly: "Don't worry, he has established an alliance with the three constellations, and the public judges have also bribed a lot, and they will vote according to your situation. question."

Duan Zhong breathed a sigh of relief, and kicked Chen Chennan a few times viciously, "What should he do?"

"Don't worry about it, this kind of person who has secrets always thinks a lot, and he dare not tell it."

As soon as Kong Zixi answered Qiu Qianqian's call, the other party's anxious voice came over: "What should I do, Asi, I don't know where Chen Nan has gone. He won't drop me at a critical moment, right? That's all I know. This guy is unreliable, I..." She was so anxious that she burst into tears.

"Did you only prepare this one program?" Kong Zixi said calmly, Qiu Qianqian was infected by the calm force, and she also calmed down.

"This one is the most well-prepared, and it's just... a cold joke." Sissy hesitated.

Confucius recalled the first time he met Sissi, she laughed while telling jokes, and the corners of the mouths of the people around her twitched collectively, and carefully suggested: "Why don't you sing a song."

When it was Sissy's turn, she suddenly became noisy, she couldn't hear what she said, and then hung up the phone.

Seeing her staring at the phone in a daze, Li Jing deliberately smiled and said, "Is it her boyfriend? It's just a phone call, why don't you be so reluctant."

Ding Jia's ears trembled, and he kept his head down.

Kong Zixi didn't respond to boring gossip questions, she was a little worried about Sissi, so she took a bottle of mineral water and drank unconsciously.A bottle of water ran out in a blink of an eye, and she felt a little bloated in her lower abdomen, so she got up to go to the toilet.

The men's restroom is just opposite the women's restroom. When Confucius passed by, he caught a glimpse of the men's restroom with one foot flat on the ground, motionless for a long time.She was suddenly suspicious, and walked in quietly until she could see the man clearly——

"Chen Nan!" She turned pale with fright, knelt on the ground to help Chen Chen Nan, and pinched him hard.Chen Nan let out a "hmm", woke up slowly, and asked blankly, "What's wrong? Why are you here...ah! Performing!" He wanted to stand up, but found that his whole body was weak and fell back to the ground. "I remembered, it seems that someone stunned me with medicine!"

"Let's go, I'll help you to the medical room first." Kong Zixi supported him vigorously, but as soon as he reached the door, he saw a man rushing in with his pants in his hands. As soon as the man saw Kong Zixi, a woman was here , his eyes widened immediately, a scream pierced the sky, and he was shocked.

Confucius pulled Chen Chennan and ran away.

When they came to the medical room, Ren Tian had already woken up, and the three met each other, speechless for a while.

"In short, let's take a look at Sissi's situation first." Kong Zixi turned on the TV, and the three heads gathered together to stare at the TV screen.

"I don't know what Qianqian is going to perform?" Qin Ming asked with a smile.

"Actually, there is a sentence that has been in my heart for a long time, and I have always wanted to say it," Sissy said seriously, "I have always had a favorite host."

"Ah, is that so? Who is that!" Qin Ming knew that she was definitely going to talk about herself, but she still asked knowingly.

"It's you, Qin Ming!"

"Really? Why?"

"Because you look a bit like ×× (an internationally renowned host)!" After finishing speaking, ignoring the petrified Qin Ming, Sissy turned her face to the camera, smiled sweetly, and said, "My Acting is telling a story, it is my own personal experience!"

"One day I went out and found a deer walking side by side with me. I thought I'm human, how can I be compared to a deer? So I walked as hard as I could, but the deer didn't want to be outdone, and it turned into a highway Yes. At this time a car suddenly drove over, I was startled, kicked the tomato that was basking in the sun, and the tomato rolled to the highway to meet God. I felt guilty, packed up its remains and put it in a transparent I met wolves and tigers in the bottle on the road. They both wanted ketchup, so they decided to guess. I said I wanted Momotaro for the sake of fairness, and the tiger left with ketchup. I continued walking, and a horse jumped out. He recommended to me the company's latest product Flattery No. 3, referred to as MP4. I was immediately angry, and severely criticized it, saying: "I hate two kinds of people, one is racial discrimination, the other is black, and the other is black people." I don’t know how to count!’...I was finally tired from walking, and suddenly remembered that I had a competition today, so I rushed here. On the way, I met ×× (the above-mentioned internationally renowned host), and she greeted me warmly, but I was very nervous. She was very cold and asked why, so I told her: 'Because my favorite hostess looks a bit like you!'”

silence--

I don't know who laughed first, and soon it swept the audience like a prairie fire, and everyone in the audience leaned forward and backward with laughter.Qin Ming was stunned for a while and didn't realize it. Qianqian hooked her lips and walked off the stage.

The three people in front of the TV looked at each other.

Both Ren Tian and Kong Zixi looked at Chen Chennan with an ambiguous smile.Before Chen Chennan got out of Sissy's cold joke, she was horrified by these two gazes, and stammered, "What's wrong?"

"Tsk tsk!" Confucius raised his eyebrows.

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Ren Tian raised his lips.

"..."

(End of this chapter)