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Chapter 78 94: The demeanor of a master

The two walked another few tens of meters and arrived at the destination of Confucius West—an old house in the 70s with a half-loomed door plaque, horizontal spider webs, and a door that would collapse when the door was pushed.

When Xiaodong was assessing the soundness of the illegal building, Kong Zixi had already rushed in, shouting excitedly, "Uncle Liang, it's me! Master! Where are you?"

"What's the noise! ​​Why did you come back after driving you away? I'm so old that I can't bear torment." With a burst of angry voice, a white-haired and childlike old man in a white exercise uniform walked out slowly. .He glanced at Confucius with his eyelids half closed, and nodded, "You've become prettier, but you're still very anxious."

As soon as Confucius saw the old man, a dazzling light flashed in his eyes, he rushed up and hugged his arm in various coquettish ways, "Uncle Liang, I miss you so much, I am so happy to see that you are still so healthy! "

Uncle Liang pushed her away with feigned anger, "Go, go, curse me to be sick as soon as I come, how many times have I told you that a martial arts practitioner should have the temperament of a martial arts practitioner, what do you look like now? Still sticky!"

"I hate it, Uncle Liang, there's no one else here." She pursed her lips and said coquettishly.

Xiaodong frowned when he heard the words, but he was very sensible and kept silent. He didn't have any right to speak in front of the two martial arts practitioners.At the same time, I couldn't help but think that in the novels, it is said that a master is either a wild crane, or a small hermit in the world. Could it be that he really met him today?
Uncle Liang had seen Xiaodong a long time ago, and asked in a low voice, "Is that your boyfriend?"

"How is it possible? I'm not interested in little kids. This is a neighbor's kid. I especially admire Chinese Kung Fu, so I brought him here. Look at him. His limbs are well-proportioned and his bones are amazing. He must be a rare one in a hundred years." Martial arts prodigy!"

"..." Xiaodong.

Uncle Liang really looked at Xiaodong seriously, nodded, and said, "It's a little thinner, but his figure is so-so, okay, I'll accept him." Then she glanced at Confucius, and she quickly said: "Although we Martial arts practitioners should not be tainted with copper stink, but his respect and admiration for master Quan Quan is no match for him, so he volunteers to honor you with 1000 yuan."

Uncle Liang nodded in satisfaction, "It's been a long time since I haven't moved, my bones are going to rust, little master, get up, and accompany me to practice!" "Yes!"

On an open space of about [-] square meters, two people, one old and one young, stood facing each other.Uncle Liang was dressed in snow-white exercise clothes, and Kong Zixi was dressed in jet-black sportswear. They looked like a pair of black and white.

Confucius had a high ponytail, his aura suddenly rose, and a pair of bright watery eyes stared at Uncle Liang without blinking. He took a deep breath and said slowly, "Why don't you let me wear white?"

"I don't want you to ruin the sacred color of white." Uncle Liang looked through her at the mountains in the distance, and said sadly.

"Actually, you just think I look good in white, like a fairy in fluttering white clothes, and you're worried that you won't be able to do it, right?"

"I haven't seen you for two years, you are getting more and more narcissistic."

"To each other, how could I tell others that you not only change clothes with different scents of perfume every day, but also bathe with rose petals?"

"This is my secret recipe for beauty, what do you little girl know?"

……

Xiaodong silently watched their verbal confrontation, and yawned boredly, as expected, all the superlatives were floating clouds.

Suddenly, Kong Zixi yelled violently, jumped up high, and kicked Liang Bo hard with the sound of piercing through the air. "I told you, I didn't reach a hundred catties!"

Uncle Liang turned sideways, raised his forearms to block her attack, "My research on the human body is much deeper than your research on cosmetics. You can tell how many catties you weigh by looking at your length, width, and unevenness, one hundred and one catties Two or three. Crack!" The legs of the two slammed into each other hard.

Kong Zixi's speed was getting faster and faster, and his moves were fierce, and there was a loud "bang" between his arms and legs.In contrast, Uncle Liang is not in a hurry, with a graceful posture, and his gestures are full of fairy-like ease.

After 10 minutes passed, Kong Zixi gradually lost his strength and his speed gradually slowed down. His pretty face was pitifully pale, but his body movements were so severe that it made people daunted.

After another 10 minutes, Kong Zixi no longer had the strength to attack, and the remaining energy was not enough to defend.At this time, Uncle Liang suddenly became ruthless, and every move was countless times more ruthless than before Kong Zixi. Seeing that his physical strength was about to be exhausted, Kong Zixi hurriedly shouted: "I don't want to play anymore, I admit defeat!" !"

Uncle Liang chuckled, and kicked her, who had no strength to backhand, into the air, completely suspended in the air, was higher than Uncle Liang's head, then fell rapidly and was kicked up again.In this way, Uncle Liang kicked Confucius West like a shuttlecock, and the strength of that kick can be imagined from the loud "bang bang" noise.Kong Zixi gritted his teeth, trying not to make a sound except for an involuntary muffled hum.

Xiaodong's mind went blank, and he stared blankly at the human shuttlecock in front of him.Just now Confucius told the old man to train him well, wouldn't he treat him like this?Even if he is so cruel to women, will he directly kill him as a man?

He swallowed, and took a few steps back quietly. As soon as he turned around, two small stones shot towards his feet, one left and one right. A chill shot up from the soles of his feet, his legs went limp, and he sat on the ground paralyzed.

Kong Zixi, who had finally escaped from the devil's feet, was panting on the ground in a wretched toad-like posture, his jet-black hair stuck to his cheeks, but his moist eyes were brighter than usual, revealing a hearty joy. "Hahahaha!" She twisted her body and lay on the ground on her back, and the vast sea of ​​stars in the sky came into view. "Uncle Liang, I want to eat braised pork, no shallots allowed."

Uncle Liang picked up Confucius West in one hand and Xiao Dong in the other, and strode into the house with swift strides.Throwing the two of them on the wooden bed, humming a little tune and walking towards the kitchen.

Xiaodong turned his head mechanically, looked at Kong Zixi who was exhaling more air than inhaling, and said stiffly: "I want to go home, it's too dangerous here."

Confucius smiled "hehe", "It's late, you just wait for every inch of your body to be caressed by Uncle Liang."

"You pervert!" he gritted his teeth.

"How can you say that about a lady, the pervert is Uncle Liang."

"..." After being kicked like a shuttlecock for so long and still being so happy, isn't it a pervert? ?

A smell of braised pork wafted from the kitchen, and the disabled man Kong Zixi immediately struggled to get up, limped towards the scent with inhuman perseverance, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Uncle Liang, cook more, I will Haven't had dinner yet!"

Xiaodong looked at her back silently, and couldn't help but recall the feeling when he first saw Kong Zixi. She was wearing a white dress, smiling all the time, and was polite to everyone, even though she later came to conflict with them , Threatening them to leave with photos, none of them could feel disgusted with this smart girl who wholeheartedly defended her own people.But now - damn, although it is said that a woman has a needle in her heart and a woman's face in June, but a woman who is so different in appearance and appearance really makes him want to hit the wall!
"Go! Do you know that the price of meat has risen recently!" Uncle Liang said angrily with one hand on his hip and a shovel in the other.

"It's been so long since I came here, and I want to eat it back for two years!" She puffed her cheeks and said not to be outdone.

……

In the end, there was still only a small plate of braised pork, and green onions were added.Confucius ate all the meat in displeasure, leaving no piece for Liangbo and Xiaodong.After dinner, she desperately wanted to stay here to sleep, but was carried out by Uncle Liang, and Xiaodong wanted to follow, but was carried back by Uncle Liang.The two stared at each other, and shouted at the same time: "This is not fair!"

Uncle Liang slammed the door domineeringly. After a loud bang, and then a small creak, the door collapsed...

Confucius Xi was humming a song while strolling along the street. She preferred the quiet and dark alleys to the brightly lit streets.Normally, she would still be jumping and turning in circles, but now she is injured all over her body, and she can't take it anymore.Liang Bo's strength is well controlled and will not hurt the inside, but the bruises all over the body will not be less.It turned out that Uncle Liang wouldn't be so cruel. Could it be that she was angry because she hadn't seen him for a long time?Or are you jealous because she is beautiful?No, no, no, you can't think like this, it must be that Uncle Liang thinks that she has become stinky recently, so he wants to use this method to remind her of her self-consciousness as a martial arts practitioner, yes, it must be like this.

After the self-deception, she felt better. Seeing that there was no one around, she just hummed a song. It was still the tune of running to Malaysia, but she hummed it very much.She thought of the first time Ah Da took her to sing with her second son, she ran out of tune, and his second son was completely crying and howling, making Ah Da so angry that he ignored them for three days, she couldn't help smiling.

"Time flies so fast." She stopped and looked up at the stars in the sky, her watery eyes gradually blurred, "I don't know how my second child is doing, he used to call me at least once a week, but now he calls me three times a week. There is no movement in the sky, is it true that you are going to steal a man..."

(End of this chapter)