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Chapter 86: The Unlucky Female Guest
"Hello! Everyone, it's time for a new episode of Unlimited Challenge. I'm the host, Ah Wu!"

"I'm Yaya!"

"The hot summer is over in a blink of an eye, and I have to say goodbye to the audience's favorite swimming activity." Yaya said pitifully with a pretty face.

"But autumn is also a good season. Ah Wu can't help but think back to the happy time when he was a child on the swings in the countryside." Ah Wu smacked his lips, looking like he had endless aftertaste.

"Oh my, how could you leak the schedule of the program? When you're done, the director will definitely scold you to death." Yaya gloated, and then pretended to be serious to the camera: "Not much nonsense, please come to our episode of this episode. Guests, they are Xue Lian! Bai Wenqi! Liang Xin! Chihuahua!"

Accompanied by earth-shattering applause and screams and shouts, the four came on stage one by one.

The first program "Bitter, Hot, Sour and Sweet" is an old program with unlimited challenges, and it has never changed from the first issue to the present.The rules are very simple. The four drinks are bitter, hot, sour, and sweet. Each time a guest drinks, three guests will guess, and one of the correct guesses will be awarded [-] points. The guest with the lowest score will be punished by the host. It depends on the mood of the host. It is said that once a hard-pressed guest was punished to take a beer bath and had a high fever when he returned home. Because of this incident, "Challenge Unlimited" was forced to stop broadcasting for two episodes.

The first guest to challenge was a Chihuahua. She blinked her big eyes, picked up a drink and took a sip, three burning eyes instantly stuck to her face, and she slowly raised the corners of her mouth, curly and The curled thick eyelashes trembled violently, and the signature sweet and evil smile was fixed on his face.

"Sweet." Xue Lian affirmed.Yaya hurriedly asked: "Why?" "Because only sweet ones don't have painful expressions." He said confidently. "..." If this was the case, the sweet one would have been deleted from the show.

"Bitter." Liang Xin hesitated. "What's the reason?" Ah Wu asked this time. "It's definitely not sweet, it's probably bitter."

"Sour." Bai Wenqi concluded. "Why?" the two hosts asked together. "Her right cheek is slightly stiff, which is a symptom of eating sour."

Yaya exclaimed, and hurriedly leaned in front of the Chihuahua, stared left and right, but found nothing, and couldn't help casting a puzzled look at Bai Wenqi.Bai Wenqi smiled softly, and said, "She has already restrained her expression when I said it, so of course you can't see anything."

"Is that so?" Yaya murmured, and sniffed in front of the cup, and it really smelled sour.Just smelling the smell, the face is unconsciously stiff, let alone drinking, but the Chihuahua's facial expression is so small that only Bai Wenqi can capture it, it has to be said that it is very powerful.

In the first round, Bai Wenqi got [-] points, Xue Lian and Liang Xin got [-] points.

The second person on stage was Xue Lian. He stared bitterly at the row of drinks, and finally picked up a glass and took a sip. Unexpectedly, he drank too fast and choked, squatting on the ground, pinching his throat and coughing desperately.

"Sure enough, it just seems that the limbs are well developed, and there are quite a few bends in the head." Kong Zixi sat in the background drinking milk tea while watching the live broadcast, with a half-turned-over [-] Tang poems on his knees, "I can't show a normal expression There is no way to cover up emotions like a chihuahua and simply exaggerate the expressions and movements to the maximum, but it will have the effect of confusing the public, and honest people are really scary when they are insidious."

All three guessed wrong this round, Xue Lian couldn't help laughing triumphantly while calling out "so spicy" with his tongue out, the three guests and the two hosts blacked out together.

The next one was Liang Xin. She reservedly picked up a glass of drink and took a small sip, then her always elegant and modest smile cracked instantly, tears rolled in her eyes, she looked at everyone pitifully, and said dryly: "Please, Quick guess..."

"acid."

"acid."

"sweet."

The correct answer was sour. As soon as the answer was announced, Liang Xin covered her face and rushed backstage. After a while, she walked up again with a smile.

The last one to play was Bai Wenqi, and Kong Zixi in front of the screen stared at him without blinking.He took a sip of his drink, his Adam's apple rose and fell, his expression... was expressionless.

At the end of the first round, Bai Wenqi and Chihuahua scored [-] points, Xue Lian scored [-] points, and Liang Xin got zero points.

The two hosts took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, and punished Liang Xin to drink up the sour drink. The poor Liang Xin ran to the backstage again.When he came back, his face was pitifully pale.

The first show ended happily, and during commercial time, all the stars went backstage to rest.Kong Zixi immediately stepped forward to help Bai Wenqi touch up his makeup, then inserted the straw into the drink and handed it to him, turned around and moved a small electric fan to the minimum setting and placed it at a certain distance from the side to blow on Bai Wenqi, thinking for a while and then I ran out, and when I came back, I hugged a pot of cactus back, and said to Bai Wenqi: "The lights on the stage are a bit bright, and it's not good for your eyes if you look at it for a long time. Looking at the green plants now can relieve eye fatigue."

"..."

Xue Lian walked up to Bai Wenqi's side, patted him on the shoulder vigorously, and he grinned his teeth in pain and said: "At that time, I saw that she was so considerate to Yanan to the point of perversion, and I thought she liked Yanan, now look at him Taking care of you so meticulously, can it be said that she is born to take care of people?"

Bai Wenqi shook her head with a smile and said, "Axi is just a perfectionist. Either she doesn't do it or she does her best, but she really takes care of her own people."

The second program "Full of Passion" begins.This show will burst out with different passions every time. In the previous program, the male and female guests ate the same noodle, and it was up to who ate more. Next... In short, every novelty and creativity will make the audience's eyes shine and their mouths water.

"Everyone must be very curious about this show, what exactly is it? Oh, tell me!"

"Hey, every time this kind of thing that offends the guests is assigned to me, forget it, I will go to hell who will go to hell, this time the program rule is push-ups..." Before Ah Wu finished speaking, everyone in the auditorium There was a lot of boos, passion is interesting only in different ways, it is unbearable to dare to repeat and perfunctory them!
Ah Wu scratched his head, was pushed aside by Ya Ya, and said viciously: "Just say you are an idiot, and half of what you say, how can you be worthy of the audience friends who have worked hard with us all the way? Let me do it, although I still do push-ups, But considering that the male guests often do not do their movements thoroughly in order to take care of the female guests, so this time there is an extra balloon, and every push-up is required to crush the balloon, and the side with the most balloons will win!"

In order to burst the balloon, it is often necessary to use more force, but after the balloon bursts, the people above often cannot stop the car, and then... oh hehehe!
Immediately, wolves howled at the scene, and their fiery eyes stared straight at the four guests.Xue Lian blushed in embarrassment; Liang Xin was pitifully sad alone, deeply regretting participating in this program; Bai Wenqi showed a helpless expression to the camera; the Chihuahua looked at the small mirror to compare the symmetry of the eyebrows on both sides...

The following is the grouping by lottery. Bai Wenqi and Liang Xin are in the same group, and Xue Lian is in the same group as the Chihuahua.

In terms of objective conditions, Xue Lian's group is in the upper hand. After all, it is said that he studied under Shaolin Temple. Leaving aside the truth and falsehood, there are always two brushes, and Bai Wenqi can only be said to be a stronger little boy.Liang Xin is so regretful that her guts are green. If she knew she would not have listened to her manager, she came to this variety show for teasing the guests. That only popularity is gone.

Bai Wenqi glanced at Liang Xin. Seeing her tangled expression, he would probably know what she was thinking after contacting her recent situation, but now is not the time to comfort and persuade her.

At the order of the host, the two male guests began to do push-ups.It's just that at the beginning, Xue Lian's movements were quick, accurate and ruthless, and he could brake forcibly with his arm strength after crushing the balloon without touching the Chihuahua.In the opposite group, Bai Wenqi pressed the balloon hard at the beginning to win, but he didn't have enough arm strength to support his body, and often when the balloon burst, his whole body would be on Liang Xin's body. Although he turned his face sideways in time, he was still It deformed Liang Xin's upturned chest.The audience watched with enthusiasm, and the two parties were not so happy.

Frankly speaking, Bai Wenqi squeezed those two warm, soft bulges, and it felt good, but seeing Liang Xin biting her lips tightly while she was about to cry, I felt uncomfortable. up.So he reduced the strength behind, but in this way the balloon could not be crushed again.

Kong Zixi opened his eyes wide and looked at the balloon that was squeezing Liang Xin's chest desperately, and then looked at her wanting to cry without tears. It felt bad to want to laugh, but it seemed that he couldn't express sympathy. This variety show.

The game is over, and the result speaks for itself.

"Autumn is a good season for swinging." Yaya grinned.

"So our program team specially moved a swing. The punishment this time is that the female guests in the failed group have to sit on the swing, and the male guests push behind. The swing must be level with the ground and go back and forth ten times."

As soon as Ah Wu finished speaking, Liang Xin's face turned pale immediately, she was afraid of heights!
(End of this chapter)