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Chapter 90 110 Four: Love Mentor
"Don't be afraid, it's just a cat." Yao Lifei hurriedly comforted the beauty, and by the way gave a "well done" wink in the direction of Confucius.It's a pity that Confucius couldn't see it, because she was riding on Yiyi, holding his neck with both hands, her face was pale and her chest was heaving, and it took a while to recover slowly, looking at him, she said coldly: "Why are you scaring me? ?”

"This is purely unintentional. Hey, beautiful lady, how long are you going to stay on my body? Although I like this posture very much."

Kong Zixi was already immune to his teasing, he put his hands on his shoulders and turned over, and continued to watch the interaction between the two in front of him blankly.

Yi put his chin on her shoulder, keeping her gaze parallel, and said after a while, "Are you going to be a matchmaker for them?"

"I want you to take care of it." She said angrily.

On that side, Nana had already supported Yao Lifei, who was "weak" and "dying", and the two walked to the infirmary together. The bandages that were diagnosed as useless circled the place and fell to the ground desolately.Confucius quickly followed, not forgetting to pick up the tape and stuff it into the bag.

Compared with her stooping and sneaking, Yi is walking behind her openly, and the scene matching is quite weird.At this moment, a white light flashed, her pupils suddenly dilated, her feet softened and she fell to the ground, her body trembling non-stop. After a while, she mechanically turned her head and saw a palm-sized white cat sitting on Yi Yi's shoulder, licking its paws.

"Stay away from me, immediately! Immediately!" She quickly stepped back ten steps away from Yi, staring bitterly at the Youyou Youzai white cat, her lips were still trembling.

Yi Yi raised the corners of his mouth, took off his glasses and put them on the kitten's neck, and the kitten rubbed its furry head against his palm, "meow meow meow" like a spoiled child.

Kong Zixi was relieved when she saw this. When she was a child, she was scratched by a white cat on her calf. The cat was very fat and usually looked gentle and honest. Whenever a stranger approached, she immediately showed her teeth and sharp claws. When the pupils stared straight at people, it was like looking at a lifeless dead person.

"Haha, Shit, you scared my wife and beauty, so I apologize quickly." The kitten stopped rubbing its hands when it heard this, tilted its head, and yelled softly at Confucius, like a baby crying Voice.

Confucius hesitated for a moment, stepped forward, and tried to put his hand on its head.Not only did it not resist, but it also rubbed friendly.Kong Zixi was overwhelmed with maternal love in an instant, and pressed the kitten into his arms and ravaged it vigorously.Yi watched helplessly as the kitten struggled to get its head out from between Kong Zixi's chest and was pushed back again, smacking its lips, so envious.

Fortunately, Kong Zixi hadn't forgotten the task, and quickly let go of the kitten. As soon as the kitten was free, it immediately jumped back to Yi Yi's shoulders, curled up into a ball and shivered in the hollow of his shoulders.Confucius laughed, and stretched out his hand to pat the trembling dumpling.

The first step in picking up a girl - put your weak side in front of the girl, and use the girl's sympathy to quickly draw the relationship between the two.

In order to ensure that the lie would not be exposed, Confucius went to the infirmary first and sent the doctor on duty away.Then put on the nurse's uniform, put on the mask, and take out the cosmetics to modify the exposed eyes, and a brand new little nurse was born.Then he stuffed the white coat into Yi Yi's arms, urging him to change it quickly.

After the two of them finished dressing up, the door was just pushed open.Yao Lifei put most of his body on Nana, and Nana kept asking him "Will it hurt?", "Can you hold on?" Pink bubbles overflowed.

Kong Zixi poked Yi Yi hard, and Yi muttered, and greeted him with a smile on his face: "What's wrong with this classmate? Hurry up to the bed and let me check it carefully."

Nana was so anxious that she took Yi's hand and begged, "Look at him quickly, he's dying soon!"

Yao Lifei didn't dare to let the doctor see, he smiled dryly: "I'm much better, doctor, do you have any medicine for heart disease? I'll be fine after taking it."

"Sir, you can't be perfunctory about your condition. I will prescribe medicine for you according to the diagnosis, so as to ensure the optimal treatment effect." Easy to take a step forward, the gesture is to check the pulse.Yao Lifei learned and applied the theory of Confucius Xi by analogy, and immediately hid behind Nana, hugged her waist and said in mourning, "Nana, since I was a child, the doctor is what I fear the most, so I just take medicine, okay?"

Nana felt her heart was broken when she heard his coquettish voice, "Okay, let's take the medicine. Doctor, can you bring me the medicine, please?"

It is easy to raise eyebrows, nod, and turn around to get the medicine.Just as Yao Lifei breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the doctor holding dozens of bottles of medicine and shaking them in front of him. He swallowed, and suddenly had a bad premonition, so he heard the doctor say: "Since you won't let me For diagnosis and treatment, please tell me whether your heart disease is purple clamp heart disease or non purple clamp heart disease. If it is non purple clamp heart disease, does it belong to patent ductus arteriosus, ventricular septal defect, atrial septal defect or pulmonary artery stenosis? It's best to show me your medical records, so that I can calculate the dosage of the medicine according to the condition."

He was confused when he heard Nana's concerned gaze, and gritted his teeth, "The first one!"

Yi nodded, put all the medicines in his arms on the glass table, made a "crackling" collision sound, turned around and left, and took a super thick syringe when he came back, and the transparent medicine liquid was shaking in the syringe.Yao Lifei and Nana Qiqi gasped.

"Nana, I'm not that serious, take me away quickly."

"Okay, let's go!"

Yi swayed in front of the two of them, the corners of his mouth under the mask were widened, and his voice came out muffled, "Sit back obediently, a child who doesn't listen to the doctor is not a good child, and the pain will fly away after the disease is cured .”

Yao Lifei suffered from the fact that he was an injured person, so he couldn't run away. At this time, Nana persuaded him, "It's better to get an injection, and you will be a better person if you suffer from hardship. I will take you to school when you recover, okay?" ?”

Although the conditions are very attractive, the process is still unacceptable!He backed away and yelled in his heart: Kong Zixi, where the hell did you go?Didn't you agree on one-stop service?Why did he get disconnected halfway, leaving him alone in dire straits...

"Sir, please cooperate with our doctor." Blocked by a soft wall behind him, with a jerk, his elbows were raised and he was forcibly dragged to the hospital bed.The stiff female voice said to Nana again: "This classmate, is he your boyfriend?"

Yao Lifei was startled, and immediately looked at Nana anxiously, but Nana shook her head like a rattle without hesitation, his expression darkened, and he fell silent.

Kong Zixi was also surprised by Nana's reaction. Even if she wasn't her boyfriend, she should be shy when she heard this. How could she be so straightforward?Confused, she still pretended to be her role, and said forcefully: "Then please go out first, we are going to give this gentleman an injection."

Nana immediately blushed and withdrew.Yao Lifei turned over and sat up, lowered his head and said dully, "I'm not sick, you don't need to trouble yourself."

The corners of their eyes twitched and they looked at each other.

"Doctor Zhang, please hold him down while I take off my pants."

Yi easily held down Yao Lifei unwillingly. Before Yao Lifei recovered from his injury, he felt the belt loosen and his pants were pulled down. Immediately, he was so frightened that he yelled, "I told you I'm not sick. Hurry up and let go, I'm going to call!"

Kong Zixi paused his hand, and said with a deadpan expression: "Everyone who doesn't want to get an injection says the same thing, just like a drunk who never says he's drunk, and a mental patient who never admits that he's abnormal. Just one stitch."

Yao Lifei didn't have time to hurt the spring and autumn, so he struggled desperately in fright, screaming like a pig howling, Nana outside the door was terrified, and she made up her mind not to come to the infirmary anymore, it was really terrible.

In the end, the needle was still not tied, because the trousers were easily caught before they were pulled down.While she wasn't paying attention, he bit his ear, smiled lightly and said, "Little pervert." He pulled off her mask.

Seeing the nurse's face clearly, Yao Lifei was taken aback for a moment, and then immediately became angry.At the beginning when his cousin said that Kong Zixi was a vicious woman, he didn't believe it. He only thought it was a woman's jealousy. Only now did he realize that he had misunderstood his cousin.This woman is not only vicious, she is also a pervert, even if she took off his pants, she even did so in front of a third person!
Confucius laughed twice, and stepped on Yi Yi's foot. The pain caused him to narrow his peach blossom eyes, tears rolled in his eyes, and he looked at her with miserable eyes.

"Aren't I trying to test Nana's reaction?" She quickly changed the subject, "It seems that she just admires you and doesn't think about boyfriend and girlfriend at all. We have to implement plan two."

Nana paced back and forth at the door, finally heard Yao Lifei's call, rushed in, looked at him with teary eyes and said, "Are you feeling better?"

"Well, I'm fine now, but I'm still a little weak, ahem! Thank you so much today, I don't know what I would do without you, maybe I would die in a corner of the school in obscurity..."

Nana hurriedly covered his mouth, "Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense! Just be fine."

Yao Lifei pressed his lips to her palm, smiled like a fox, and said suddenly: "Can you please bring me the newspaper on the table?"

Nana thought he wanted to read the newspaper, so she brought it as promised and spread it out kindly.Unexpectedly, as soon as he took the newspaper, he immediately tore it in half, and the crisp voice echoed in the quiet infirmary.Nana opened her eyes wide. She probably didn't expect her well-meaning to be ruined like this. Her eye circles immediately turned red, and she stood there blankly.Yao Lifei didn't stop what he was doing, and with the sound of tearing, the newspaper was completely shredded, and finally crumpled into a ball by him.

Time seemed to be frozen at this moment, and suddenly, with a "poof", a beautiful bouquet of roses appeared in his hand out of thin air.

The second step of picking up a girl - using skillful means to impress a girl's heart, the best way is little magic.

(End of this chapter)