Doomsday Paradise
Chapter 36 Farce
Chapter 36 Farce
As soon as Father Qiao's words came out, everyone's eyes turned to the mobile phone in his hand. Qiao Miwei took the mobile phone and pressed the hands-free button. There was a beeping sound from the receiver. Father Qiao said with his hands behind his back, "When you came to make trouble during the day, I talked to the former owner on the phone. He has agreed to testify for me. Let's listen together."
As soon as Father Qiao finished speaking, the phone was connected, and Xiaofeng's voice came from inside, "Hello, it's Mr. Qiao."
Father Qiao replied, "It's me. Your relatives are here now. We have turned on the speakerphone. Please help me to prove it." Qiao Miwei listened and stuffed the phone into Wu Kaifeng's hand.
Wu Kaifeng had a ghost in his heart, and he wanted to hang up the phone as soon as he got the phone, but it was too late, and Wu Kaicheng's angry business came from inside, "Wu Kaifeng! You still have to be shameless, does that house belong to your family? What right do you have to move in! Pooh, I am a brother to someone like you, I am really ashamed for eight lifetimes, if you don’t want to continue to be ashamed, you can make trouble! Anyway, the house belongs to me, I have sold it long ago , even if the procedures are illegal and Qiao's house cannot live in, it is still my house, and you are not qualified to live in it, so get the hell out of here as soon as possible!"
Wu Kaifeng hadn't heard his elder brother's voice for several years. He didn't expect that he still trembled when he heard it, and hung up the phone half a beat later, so everyone present at the scene heard Wu Kaicheng's words, but who Wu Kaifeng is, if he cares I don’t know where I’m still messing around with this face problem, he threw the phone back to Qiao Miwei, and snorted, “He’s so confused, there’s no need to listen to these words, he can’t stop, I’m his brother I can't live yet? Just kidding, and the matter of you letting the dog bite my child must be counted together today."
Li Lijuan, who had been ashamed because of the phone call, regained her spirits, pinched her waist and yelled at her. Qiao's mother was aggressive when she was young, but now she couldn't bear it anymore. She stepped forward to PK with Li Lijuan, Qiao Mi Wei Wei didn't want Qiao's mother to get angry, she was afraid of getting angry, and what would be the result of arguing with this kind of person, so she wanted to pull Qiao's mother back first, but she pushed her back, but she was thrown back by Qiao's mother. Mother Qiao was really angry.
Qiao's mother's health is not good, especially her heart. If Qiao's mother is angry and sick, Qiao Miwei will not be able to spare the family. Qiao Miwei will also be annoyed, and there is no end to it. Feelings think we are easy to bully Come on, don't think that you are the only ones who can splash!
Glaring at Li Lijuan, he greeted Dahei, "Teach them a lesson."
Dahei got impatient for a long time, and when he got the order, he rushed forward. The people in this yard were excited by Wu Kaifeng. Dahei had been eyeing him a long time ago, but when it moved, it knocked Wu Jiaming next to him. Frightened, he thumped and sat down on the ground.
Regardless of Wu Jiaming's claws, Dahei greeted Wu Kaifeng. Wu Kaifeng was thrown onto the ground, screaming strangely, rolling up with his belt scratching, and rushing out regardless of anything, Dahei tore his chest. The poncho spit out the hem of his clothes, and then rushed into the rain curtain. Qiao Miwei picked up the broom for sweeping the yard, and hit Li Lijuan with his head and face. Isn't it, today I will let you see if we are easy to bully."
Qiao Miwei's actions startled Qiao's father and Qiao's mother, but the two of them just looked at each other and did not stop them. Qiao's father even pulled Qiao's mother back a little. His broom was made of bamboo sticks, and it was left by Xiaofeng’s family. It had been used for a long time, and now it was thrown and turned, and it fell apart. Qiao Miwei couldn’t hold it, so he simply pulled two In his hand, he beat Li Lijuan again. Originally, the broom was stretched out, and it didn't hurt so much when it hit her body, but the bamboo branch was different. There was a red mark all of a sudden, and Li Lijuan was beaten. He yelled, "Ah! Joe, you dare to hit me, we didn't play, ouch, ah! My mother, Joe, I want to show you, oh..."
Qiao Miwei fought to relieve his anger. Just now, he was angry with Qiao's mother, and all the flames were spilled, but since he had already started, there was no reason to stop. Until they dare not come to the door to make trouble again!
There was a lot of fun here, and a group of people gathered around the door. It turned out that the village people called by Aunt Wang had arrived. Everyone heard that Wu Kaifeng, the village scum, had returned. Not only did he come back, but he also tried to occupy Qiao’s new home Everyone said that if they went to Qiao's house to cause trouble, they would definitely help. No, they immediately caught up with Wu Dongwei as soon as they got the notice.
Aunt Wang saw that the courtyard was so lively, and seeing Qiao Miwei's vigorous use of bamboo sticks to whip people, she probably didn't suffer any disadvantages. Everyone watched the show first, and asked Qiao Miwei to hit people twice more.
Qiao Miwei naturally also saw Aunt Wang and the others, and stopped after a few strokes. It wasn't that she didn't want to hit, there would be outsiders, and she was afraid that it would be more troublesome if she really hit someone. She threw the bamboo branch in her hand and stood there. After gasping for two breaths, Li Lijuan also had a chance to breathe, and sat down on the ground, sucking in a breath, obviously sitting on the wound, she scratched her hair and yelled while sitting on the ground, "Kill me!" People, ouch, people are going to be killed, God, look at this world, is there any justice, bullying us honest people, occupying my Wu family's house, letting dogs bite people, and now I want to be beaten to death Me, my God, why don't you come down with a thunderbolt and kill this vicious woman...God...ah!"
Li Lijuan's words were suddenly interrupted because she was pulled up by Mrs. Wang. Facing her former neighbors, Li Lijuan flinched a little. , even if she had ten mouths, she couldn't handle it, it made her anxious face turn red.
Qiao Miwei took a breath here, looked at the quarreling crowd in front of him, and exchanged glances with Qiao's father and Qiao's mother, all three of them saw a smile in each other's eyes, yes, it was a smile, this matter The incident has now turned into a farce.
After a while, Li Lijuan couldn't handle it anymore, but she was still strong enough. Faced with so many people, she managed to hold on for a long time. When the yard was making a mess of porridge, the village chief came. He didn't know What happened here was Wu Kaifeng who ran all the way from Dahei to the door of his house and was seen by the village chief.
The village chief knew Dahei, and he knew Wu Kaifeng even more. Seeing Dahei chasing Wu Kaifeng all the way, he naturally thought that the family might go to Qiao's house to make trouble again. He tried to call Dahei, but Dahei really stopped , slowly walked to the foot of the village chief and stopped.
Seeing that the mad dog stopped chasing him, Wu Kaifeng sat down in the muddy water, only the raincoat on his body was left on his shoulders, and the clothes inside were also torn in pieces, sticking wetly His body was covered in mud, how embarrassed he was, Wu Kaifeng panted heavily and looked down at himself. In fact, he was tortured by Dahei, but there was not a single hole or blood on his body. He vomited He salivated, and resentfully tugged at his clothes, which were left with strips of cloth, trying to cover his boxer briefs with big flowers.
The village head walked up to Wu Kaifeng and asked, "Did you come from Qiao's house?"
Wu Kaifeng has been afraid of the village chief since he was a child, but it hasn't changed since he grew up. He honestly replied, "Yeah."
The village chief snorted, "Nonsense, you deserve to be chased by Dahei. Tell me, when do you want to make trouble? The house was sold to Qiao's house by the middleman I was. The same counts, if you are honest, I will let you live in the village, otherwise I will open a ancestral hall and drive you out."
Wu Kaifeng shuddered. He was not afraid of anything else, but he was afraid of hearing the village chief mention the opening of the ancestral hall. Just like he cared about his family's inheritance and patriarchy, he was very afraid that he would be kicked out by Wu's village, and he would become an innocent He couldn't even imagine it, "Village chief, I, I can't help it. If it wasn't that my house is really uninhabitable, I don't have to worry about it."
The village head raised the corners of his mouth in a funny way, "What's the trouble? It's useless to think about it again. If it weren't for you, how could brother Yusheng drink medicine? Haven't you reflected on it all these years? You don't have a place to live. Why do people in the village You don’t even help, you never thought about this problem yourself?”
Wu Kaifeng bowed his head in silence, what's the use of saying this?Now their whole family is crammed into that living room, trying to keep him upright.
The village chief didn't care what Wu Kaifeng was thinking, the child was already crooked, and he didn't believe that his two words could make Wu Kaifeng change his mind and start a new life. He put his hands behind his back and walked, "Come with me, and apologize to Qiao's."
Wu Kaifeng didn't want to go but didn't dare to open his mouth. The village head turned to stare at him, "Are you really planning to let me open the ancestral hall?"
Open a ancestral hall?Wu Kaifeng got up in a jerk and grunted, and followed behind the village chief. Unfortunately, Dahei kept following the village chief's footsteps. Wu Kaifeng followed two steps and was pushed aside by Dahei. He still didn't dare to touch Dahei , can only follow from afar.
When the village head led Wu Kaifeng to Qiao's house, he happened to catch up with the bustle there. With his hands behind his back and his face straightened, he shouted, "What are you doing! Don't be ashamed." The yard was instantly quiet, except for the rain outside. It went down with a clatter.
The village chief walked to the middle of the crowd, and everyone automatically gave way. The village chief glanced at the crowd, but he didn't speak. Slowly, the atmosphere became depressed. The village chief walked up to Wu Jiaming, and tapped his trousers with his toes. ,"stand up."
Wu Jiaming was sitting near the garden in the front yard, with the courtyard wall behind him. He stood up tremblingly, and someone in the crowd burst into laughter. The village head stared at him, and the sound stopped immediately.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as Father Qiao's words came out, everyone's eyes turned to the mobile phone in his hand. Qiao Miwei took the mobile phone and pressed the hands-free button. There was a beeping sound from the receiver. Father Qiao said with his hands behind his back, "When you came to make trouble during the day, I talked to the former owner on the phone. He has agreed to testify for me. Let's listen together."
As soon as Father Qiao finished speaking, the phone was connected, and Xiaofeng's voice came from inside, "Hello, it's Mr. Qiao."
Father Qiao replied, "It's me. Your relatives are here now. We have turned on the speakerphone. Please help me to prove it." Qiao Miwei listened and stuffed the phone into Wu Kaifeng's hand.
Wu Kaifeng had a ghost in his heart, and he wanted to hang up the phone as soon as he got the phone, but it was too late, and Wu Kaicheng's angry business came from inside, "Wu Kaifeng! You still have to be shameless, does that house belong to your family? What right do you have to move in! Pooh, I am a brother to someone like you, I am really ashamed for eight lifetimes, if you don’t want to continue to be ashamed, you can make trouble! Anyway, the house belongs to me, I have sold it long ago , even if the procedures are illegal and Qiao's house cannot live in, it is still my house, and you are not qualified to live in it, so get the hell out of here as soon as possible!"
Wu Kaifeng hadn't heard his elder brother's voice for several years. He didn't expect that he still trembled when he heard it, and hung up the phone half a beat later, so everyone present at the scene heard Wu Kaicheng's words, but who Wu Kaifeng is, if he cares I don’t know where I’m still messing around with this face problem, he threw the phone back to Qiao Miwei, and snorted, “He’s so confused, there’s no need to listen to these words, he can’t stop, I’m his brother I can't live yet? Just kidding, and the matter of you letting the dog bite my child must be counted together today."
Li Lijuan, who had been ashamed because of the phone call, regained her spirits, pinched her waist and yelled at her. Qiao's mother was aggressive when she was young, but now she couldn't bear it anymore. She stepped forward to PK with Li Lijuan, Qiao Mi Wei Wei didn't want Qiao's mother to get angry, she was afraid of getting angry, and what would be the result of arguing with this kind of person, so she wanted to pull Qiao's mother back first, but she pushed her back, but she was thrown back by Qiao's mother. Mother Qiao was really angry.
Qiao's mother's health is not good, especially her heart. If Qiao's mother is angry and sick, Qiao Miwei will not be able to spare the family. Qiao Miwei will also be annoyed, and there is no end to it. Feelings think we are easy to bully Come on, don't think that you are the only ones who can splash!
Glaring at Li Lijuan, he greeted Dahei, "Teach them a lesson."
Dahei got impatient for a long time, and when he got the order, he rushed forward. The people in this yard were excited by Wu Kaifeng. Dahei had been eyeing him a long time ago, but when it moved, it knocked Wu Jiaming next to him. Frightened, he thumped and sat down on the ground.
Regardless of Wu Jiaming's claws, Dahei greeted Wu Kaifeng. Wu Kaifeng was thrown onto the ground, screaming strangely, rolling up with his belt scratching, and rushing out regardless of anything, Dahei tore his chest. The poncho spit out the hem of his clothes, and then rushed into the rain curtain. Qiao Miwei picked up the broom for sweeping the yard, and hit Li Lijuan with his head and face. Isn't it, today I will let you see if we are easy to bully."
Qiao Miwei's actions startled Qiao's father and Qiao's mother, but the two of them just looked at each other and did not stop them. Qiao's father even pulled Qiao's mother back a little. His broom was made of bamboo sticks, and it was left by Xiaofeng’s family. It had been used for a long time, and now it was thrown and turned, and it fell apart. Qiao Miwei couldn’t hold it, so he simply pulled two In his hand, he beat Li Lijuan again. Originally, the broom was stretched out, and it didn't hurt so much when it hit her body, but the bamboo branch was different. There was a red mark all of a sudden, and Li Lijuan was beaten. He yelled, "Ah! Joe, you dare to hit me, we didn't play, ouch, ah! My mother, Joe, I want to show you, oh..."
Qiao Miwei fought to relieve his anger. Just now, he was angry with Qiao's mother, and all the flames were spilled, but since he had already started, there was no reason to stop. Until they dare not come to the door to make trouble again!
There was a lot of fun here, and a group of people gathered around the door. It turned out that the village people called by Aunt Wang had arrived. Everyone heard that Wu Kaifeng, the village scum, had returned. Not only did he come back, but he also tried to occupy Qiao’s new home Everyone said that if they went to Qiao's house to cause trouble, they would definitely help. No, they immediately caught up with Wu Dongwei as soon as they got the notice.
Aunt Wang saw that the courtyard was so lively, and seeing Qiao Miwei's vigorous use of bamboo sticks to whip people, she probably didn't suffer any disadvantages. Everyone watched the show first, and asked Qiao Miwei to hit people twice more.
Qiao Miwei naturally also saw Aunt Wang and the others, and stopped after a few strokes. It wasn't that she didn't want to hit, there would be outsiders, and she was afraid that it would be more troublesome if she really hit someone. She threw the bamboo branch in her hand and stood there. After gasping for two breaths, Li Lijuan also had a chance to breathe, and sat down on the ground, sucking in a breath, obviously sitting on the wound, she scratched her hair and yelled while sitting on the ground, "Kill me!" People, ouch, people are going to be killed, God, look at this world, is there any justice, bullying us honest people, occupying my Wu family's house, letting dogs bite people, and now I want to be beaten to death Me, my God, why don't you come down with a thunderbolt and kill this vicious woman...God...ah!"
Li Lijuan's words were suddenly interrupted because she was pulled up by Mrs. Wang. Facing her former neighbors, Li Lijuan flinched a little. , even if she had ten mouths, she couldn't handle it, it made her anxious face turn red.
Qiao Miwei took a breath here, looked at the quarreling crowd in front of him, and exchanged glances with Qiao's father and Qiao's mother, all three of them saw a smile in each other's eyes, yes, it was a smile, this matter The incident has now turned into a farce.
After a while, Li Lijuan couldn't handle it anymore, but she was still strong enough. Faced with so many people, she managed to hold on for a long time. When the yard was making a mess of porridge, the village chief came. He didn't know What happened here was Wu Kaifeng who ran all the way from Dahei to the door of his house and was seen by the village chief.
The village chief knew Dahei, and he knew Wu Kaifeng even more. Seeing Dahei chasing Wu Kaifeng all the way, he naturally thought that the family might go to Qiao's house to make trouble again. He tried to call Dahei, but Dahei really stopped , slowly walked to the foot of the village chief and stopped.
Seeing that the mad dog stopped chasing him, Wu Kaifeng sat down in the muddy water, only the raincoat on his body was left on his shoulders, and the clothes inside were also torn in pieces, sticking wetly His body was covered in mud, how embarrassed he was, Wu Kaifeng panted heavily and looked down at himself. In fact, he was tortured by Dahei, but there was not a single hole or blood on his body. He vomited He salivated, and resentfully tugged at his clothes, which were left with strips of cloth, trying to cover his boxer briefs with big flowers.
The village head walked up to Wu Kaifeng and asked, "Did you come from Qiao's house?"
Wu Kaifeng has been afraid of the village chief since he was a child, but it hasn't changed since he grew up. He honestly replied, "Yeah."
The village chief snorted, "Nonsense, you deserve to be chased by Dahei. Tell me, when do you want to make trouble? The house was sold to Qiao's house by the middleman I was. The same counts, if you are honest, I will let you live in the village, otherwise I will open a ancestral hall and drive you out."
Wu Kaifeng shuddered. He was not afraid of anything else, but he was afraid of hearing the village chief mention the opening of the ancestral hall. Just like he cared about his family's inheritance and patriarchy, he was very afraid that he would be kicked out by Wu's village, and he would become an innocent He couldn't even imagine it, "Village chief, I, I can't help it. If it wasn't that my house is really uninhabitable, I don't have to worry about it."
The village head raised the corners of his mouth in a funny way, "What's the trouble? It's useless to think about it again. If it weren't for you, how could brother Yusheng drink medicine? Haven't you reflected on it all these years? You don't have a place to live. Why do people in the village You don’t even help, you never thought about this problem yourself?”
Wu Kaifeng bowed his head in silence, what's the use of saying this?Now their whole family is crammed into that living room, trying to keep him upright.
The village chief didn't care what Wu Kaifeng was thinking, the child was already crooked, and he didn't believe that his two words could make Wu Kaifeng change his mind and start a new life. He put his hands behind his back and walked, "Come with me, and apologize to Qiao's."
Wu Kaifeng didn't want to go but didn't dare to open his mouth. The village head turned to stare at him, "Are you really planning to let me open the ancestral hall?"
Open a ancestral hall?Wu Kaifeng got up in a jerk and grunted, and followed behind the village chief. Unfortunately, Dahei kept following the village chief's footsteps. Wu Kaifeng followed two steps and was pushed aside by Dahei. He still didn't dare to touch Dahei , can only follow from afar.
When the village head led Wu Kaifeng to Qiao's house, he happened to catch up with the bustle there. With his hands behind his back and his face straightened, he shouted, "What are you doing! Don't be ashamed." The yard was instantly quiet, except for the rain outside. It went down with a clatter.
The village chief walked to the middle of the crowd, and everyone automatically gave way. The village chief glanced at the crowd, but he didn't speak. Slowly, the atmosphere became depressed. The village chief walked up to Wu Jiaming, and tapped his trousers with his toes. ,"stand up."
Wu Jiaming was sitting near the garden in the front yard, with the courtyard wall behind him. He stood up tremblingly, and someone in the crowd burst into laughter. The village head stared at him, and the sound stopped immediately.
(End of this chapter)
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