Great Master of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 50
Zuo Ming has always had the habit of sleeping late, but today, he obviously couldn't sleep well.

Early in the morning, a group of maids and nuns flocked to Ganlu Hall, almost driving him who was still in a daze to complete all the actions of dressing and washing.

Then, Zhao Si handed some of Li Shimin's rewards to him, and led him out of the palace all the way.

After leaving the palace, Zuo Ming took a leisurely stroll to Anleju, and then released his first comic "King Kong Gourd Baby".

For this first album, Zuo Ming only prepared a thousand copies.

Although it has the photocopying function of a virtual phone, and uses the method of integrating all the screens into one and then cutting and assembling them, in order to prepare this thousand copies of the album, Zuo Ming still worked hard and made a thousand photocopies!This is definitely not an easy job!

However, the thousand copies of the picture book sold quite well. Although the story is a little childish, the emphasis is on novelty, and who doesn't have an upright young child?This painting is clearly a children's book, and some parents who are eager to love their children are still rushing to buy it?

The popularity of the first comic book made Zuo Ming see the future of the comic business, but it also made him a little worried.

Now he has only produced a thousand copies of the picture album, and he has already shocked many people. He really doesn't know how shocked the whole world will be when he produces tens of thousands of comic books one day.

This kind of thing must arouse the suspicion of those who are interested, because there are not so many painters in Tang Dynasty, and even if there are, it is absolutely impossible to make every picture album exactly the same!

At that time, Zuo Ming's copying secret will inevitably be exposed.

Zuo Ming actually has no way to solve this problem, his method is also very simple to operate, it is nothing more than a myth of himself, but first, he has to pass Li Shimin's test!
——This is also the most difficult level of all his plans!
Li Shimin is too confident, he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, and he doesn't respect ghosts and gods!So when Zuo Ming said that he fell from the sky, he would immediately deny it.

If you want Li Shimin to believe that you are a god, not a monster, first of all, you have to help him do a lot of things, so that he can get benefits that he can't imagine in his life!
In this way, he will believe that you are sent from heaven to help him, not a monster of Tang Dynasty who wants to cholera him.

Zuo Ming has already made a good beginning of this plan, but it is far from enough, and he can't be in a hurry, he can only take it step by step!
Of course, if he and Li Tai could establish a new country in America, there wouldn't be so many worries.At that time, he will be shocked, he will be invulnerable, and then he will say that he is a god. Why don't those Native Americans rush to confess themselves?

In short, no matter what, the comic business cannot be given up!

In the future, he will not only promote his own comics, but also photocopy comics for those who want to devote themselves to the comics business!He wants to let Tang also be contaminated with the shadow of future generations, so that he will not be too lonely when he lives!

In a blink of an eye, the day of the big wedding arrived.

On this day, the entire Anle Grand Theater was closed, and all the girls came to Zuofu to help.Even Li Tai obtained Li Shimin's consent and became Zuo Ming's best man.

It is Zuo Ming's honor to have a prince as his best man.

However, neither Zuo Ming nor Li Tai obviously knew that this wedding was such a catastrophe for them!
According to the customs of the Tang Dynasty, when the groom marries the bride, he has to go through the ceremony of "becoming a son-in-law"!To put it bluntly, it means being beaten!

Therefore, when Zuo Ming came to Wang's house wearing a bright red robe and Li Tai brought Shen Ding and others, they were immediately beaten by the girl and mother-in-law.

These people hold a small wooden stick, and it doesn't hurt much to hit it once, but it's different if you hit it hundreds of times!

After this torment, Zuo Ming's bones became weak, and Li Tai even yelled regret, he shouldn't come to pay for this crime.

However, after this beating, Zuo Ming did not gain anything. At least, he understood how many relatives Wang Gui had.
After the beating, Zuo Ming did not see the bride, but was told that the bride Wang Siyan was putting on makeup, and asked him to wait patiently.

At this time, Wang Gui also saw that Zuo Ming knew nothing about marriage, so he reminded him in a low voice that it was time to make a makeup poem!
If Wang Gui didn't remind him, Zuo Ming really didn't know that he had to write poems to marry a wife.

In fact, what Zuo Ming thought was not too wrong. When ordinary people get married, the groom really doesn’t need to make makeup poems, because these makeup poems are usually done by someone in advance, but Wang Gui considered Zuo Ming’s so-called " Talent", so there is no need to do so, otherwise, Zuo Ming would not have to be so embarrassing.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him expectantly, Zuo Ming became slightly nervous.He has a lot of Tang poetry and Song poetry in his stomach, but where is there such a thing as a makeup poem?At the moment, I had no choice but to think desperately.

It's just that the more anxious people are, the more chaotic their thinking becomes.But fortunately, just when his forehead was about to sweat, a new saber that Shen Ding bought gave him a flash of inspiration.

"The blue box is engraved with an inscription of loneliness and toughness, frost, flowers and snow shadows play the role of beauty; famous mountains never cover the fog, and the plain face is not captivating!"

It means: Wang Siyan, although this scabbard is good, it can easily cover up the beauty of the sword. You are already a great beauty, so you don’t need to make up. You can come here with the wind and snow outside the house to dress you up; Famous mountains and great rivers can’t be seen majestic even if they are covered by fog. In your case, even if you are naked, you must be just as charming!
As soon as this poem was recited, it immediately aroused applause, especially Wang Siyan from the inner hall, who felt as if her heart had been wiped with honey.

The son-in-law gave face so much, the girls and mothers-in-law of the Wang family naturally wouldn't stop her, and immediately led Wang Siyan, who had already dressed up, out.

Finally seeing the bride, Zuo Ming and Li Tai heaved a long sigh of relief.

And the next step is to go home.

Zuo Ming naturally has no relatives, so the wedding banquets in the whole house are all the guests of the Wang family.Even when worshiping heaven and earth, Zuo Ming invited Wang Gui and his wife to sit where his parents should have been.

This is actually not in line with the folk customs of the Tang Dynasty, because according to the etiquette system at that time, unless it is a son-in-law, it is not allowed to worship the father-in-law and mother-in-law when worshiping.

However, Zuo Ming insisted on doing so, and Wang Gui was naturally happy, since he was taking advantage anyway.

After worshiping, Zuo Ming took out a picture scroll in a very funny way. Naturally, the picture on this picture scroll was Zuo Ming's parents in his previous life. Even their clothes and attire, Zuo Ming did not make any changes.

However, in order to make everything more reasonable, he directly wrote "Master" and "Master" on their heads.

At first, seeing the strange costumes of the two people in the painting, everyone was a little puzzled, but when they saw the big characters "Master" and "Master" on it, everyone was relieved.

It is normal for the master and wife of the painting saint to be weird, after all, they are masters.

After taking out the scroll, Zuo Ming pulled Wang Siyan to bow three times like Wang Gui.

And since then, the whole eerie wedding has been a real ritual.

Next is the toast at the wedding banquet. Zuo Ming's alcohol capacity is really good, but in order not to miss the Spring Festival at night, he still pulled Li Tai out to top the vat.

Don't tell me, at this time, Li Tai's identity still plays a role.

Seeing that it is the fourth prince of today, how would those guests dare to really bully him?When most people toasted him, they just let him drink half a glass.But even so, Li Tai, a useless guy, was too drunk, and was carried by Shen Ding to a wing in the north courtyard.

After the toast, Zuo Ming went directly to the east courtyard.It's not that he's in a hurry, the main reason is that the wedding that he planned is not over yet.

When they came to their small villa, Wang Siyan, Lian'er and Hu Ke were bored playing poker.If this was in someone else's house, the wedding night would have been kicked out long ago, but in Zuofu, the three women didn't think there was anything wrong.

When Zuo Ming came, the three women were a little shy and excited, because they knew very early on that this wedding was not just for Wang Siyan alone, but also for the three of them.

Although only the four of them were present at the wedding, they still felt very happy.

They like this kind of behavior style that puts aside the worldly etiquette and goes its own way.

After everyone arrived, Zuo Ming took out four gold rings, each with a diamond the size of an eyeball.Although not cut and polished, it still looks dignified and elegant.

"Don't underestimate these stones. They are the hardest things in the world. They are old and durable! When I have the right tools to polish and cut them, they will be even more beautiful and shiny than those gemstones and pearls!
There is a cuneiform in my hometown that this thing is called 'Diamonds are forever, and one will last forever'.When we get old in the future, this thing will be passed on to the next generation, so be sure to wear it well and don't lose it. "

Hearing that it was such a precious thing, the three girls were all overjoyed, picked one up one after another, put it on their hands, and looked at it repeatedly.

After he also put on the diamond ring, Zuo Mingcai took the hands of the three of them and placed them in his palm, "Now I will say a sentence, and you all will read a sentence with me."

"I'm left to-"

"I, Wang Siyan—"

"I, Situ Lianer—"

"I, Hu Ke—"

"I am willing to marry Wang Siyan, Situ Lian'er and Hu Ke as wives, regardless of life, old age, sickness or death, poverty or wealth, I will never leave them."

"Willing to marry Zuo Ming as his wife, no matter what"

This Western-style wedding was simple, even crude, with no wedding dress, priest, and witnesses, but both Zuo Ming, Wang Siyan and the others felt that it was a warm wedding.

Because love is something that only needs to know each other.

This night, Zuo Ming was happy, but of course, it was hard work.
well!Those who can do more work.

(End of this chapter)