The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 12 Love Is Like Poop
"There is a kind of monkey in Africa, very clever. Scientists want to catch this kind of monkey for research. They brought many advanced weapons and capture tools to catch the monkey. But the monkey is too smart to catch it. No success. It is strange that the local residents can catch this kind of monkey very easily. They only use a wooden box and a handful of nuts. Do you know why?"

"do not know"

"They know that monkeys like to eat nuts, so they put the nuts into a wooden box, leaving only a hole just enough to reach the monkey's paw. If the monkey stretches its paw in to get the nuts, it is doomed to escape."

"why?"

"Because this kind of monkey has another characteristic. Once they hold the nut tightly, they won't let go. In fact, empty hands can come out, but fists can't. As long as they let go, no one can catch them. It's a pity they won't."

After the story was finished, Long Lei put his hand on my shoulder and patted me.I know what he's hinting at me.I think Long Lei is really well-intentioned.

"Monkeys are so stupid, they can't even let go of their hands. How can you say they are smart?" I smiled and said to Long Lei, feeling that my smile was fake.I am very grateful to God for giving me such a good brother.You see he dragged me from the library into the hallway just to tell me a story with profound morals.This brother is so nice.But you never expected that another story is unfolding.

I turned my head and saw Chuchu unexpectedly.She came out of the library with a man beside her.His arms were around her waist.

I felt that the blood all over my body was rushing to the top of my head, and I wished I could beat that man to the ground immediately.I clenched my fist and ran over.Long Lei jumped over and hugged me.

He said, "Su Tong, please remember clearly that you have already broken up."

I feel so fucking stupid hearing that.Yes, we have already broken up, why do you still care about other people so much.

I let go of Long Lei's hand and said, "Don't worry, I won't hit him. Since I'm Chuchu's first boyfriend, I have to go over and say hello."

I walked up to Chuchu and the man, took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it.I never smoke. Someone gave me this cigarette last night, and I took it and put it in my pocket.Originally planned to give it to Long Lei today, but forgot.

I took a puff of the cigarette and said, "Chuchu, new boyfriend?" Then I was choked by the smoke and coughed.This smoke is fucking hot.

Chu Chu said: "If you don't know how to smoke, don't smoke like others."

I said: "You don't care." I said to the man again: "Are you her boyfriend?" My eyes were always fixed on his hand on Chuchu's waist.

He had probably never seen such a question asked before, and he seemed a little nervous.He put his hands down Chuchu's waist, adjusted his glasses, and said, "Yes, I'm Chuchu's boyfriend." This man was well-mannered, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and looked more like a student than me.Compared with him, I really look like a gangster.

I said, "What's your name?"

"Lu Qinghua." The answer was neither humble nor overbearing.

I said: "My name is Su Tong. Chu Chu's ex-boyfriend. Take good care of her and don't make her angry. Otherwise, don't blame me K you." After saying this, I turned around and left.

I felt a pain in my heart, maybe I had another stomach problem, and the pain was so painful that my heart ached.I think I should find another girlfriend, even if it is to fill the void.You see that other people are so cute, and after only a few days of seeing each other, there is an extra flower protector beside him, and he is also a poet.

I know the name Lu Qinghua, but I have never met him in person.It is said that he published a very powerful love poem in the school newspaper, which was sought after by many men and women, and became famous both inside and outside the school.Later, a special lecture on love invited him to speak.His words were astonishing, and he won the title of No.3 person in the school in one fell swoop.

I haven't read any of his love poems, but what he said in that special lecture is often heard being recited, and there are also text messages on mobile phones.He said: "Love is like shit. Once the water is flushed, it can't come back. Love is like shit. It can't be stopped when it comes. Love is like shit. Sometimes you work hard for a long time but it's just a fart." How popular Easy to understand, how direct, what an apt metaphor.It's hard for me to imagine Lu Qinghua's appearance when he said these words, and I don't understand why he understands love so thoroughly?

(End of this chapter)