The happy life of living with the best school girl
Chapter 146 Hidden Disease
Chapter 146 Hidden Disease
I looked at Xiao Fei and his wife, and I could only mechanically nod and say "Oh." I sighed in my heart that it is no wonder that China's family planning has been catching up but the population has been increasing. I dare to violate family planning since school. How can family planning be successful?I'm afraid there is nothing to be afraid of giving birth to two Americas.
When the wedding ceremony was about to begin, an interesting thing happened.The child is always crying for his mother, but the bride can’t go to hug her on the platform, so she can only wink to the woman to take the child away temporarily, but the woman who is holding the child will misunderstand the bride’s intention, thinking that she should carry the child to her. bride.So under the surprised eyes of everyone, she carried the child up and walked to the side of the bride, "hehe" and giggled.The bride turned her head quickly, took the child and handed it over to Xiao Fei, who blew her nose and stared at her with anger.Everyone was amused by this dramatic scene, and they all said that they had never seen such a funny wedding.
Long Lei also took advantage of the fire to rob. He knew that the scene was a bit chaotic, but he still created chaos.He didn't know where he found a three or four-year-old kid, and asked him to deliberately run to Xiao Fei to hug his leg and call him Dad.The kid actually readily agreed, ran up and hugged Xiao Feizu and called out "Daddy, Daddy".Now the scene was completely chaotic, the emcee who presided over the wedding stood awkwardly by the side and didn't know what to say to calm everyone's laughter, so he had to laugh along with everyone.Fortunately, a man named Dakui who was sitting next to me went up and took the child away, which saved Xiao Fei.
"Long Lei, if you just make trouble at Xiaofei's wedding like this, I'm not afraid that he will make trouble with you in the same way." I smiled at Long Lei, this kid knows how to mess with these things.
"It's okay, Xiaofei always wants Xiaobao to call him dad, now let him completely satisfy his vanity, hehe~~" Long Lei smiled and patted Dakui on the shoulder, "Is it okay to borrow your son to play?"
Da Kui smiled, and lovingly scratched Xiao Bao's nose in his arms. "It's okay, Xiaofei has always wanted Xiaobao to be his godson, so I can't accept him this time. Heh~~"
The wedding ceremony was going on amidst everyone's laughter, Long Lei dragged me and his classmates to toast the wine one by one, and introduced me while toasting. "Look, this is the writer brother I told you about, how about it?" He looks like a martial arts hero, and I am his proud disciple.It made me very embarrassed, but I had no choice but to pretend that I was not the writer Long Lei said, but just published a few books in the surprised eyes of his classmates.But no amount of explanation would help, the wine still had to be dry.I glared at Long Lei while drinking, really wanted to strangle him to death, obviously he wanted me to help him, but now he brought someone to pour me down.
Long Lei's classmates are really not bragging about drinking, one is better than the other.And it's useless for me to find any excuses, they only have one word - do it! !This reminds me of those people who have reached a certain level in the martial arts practice martial arts without any tricks. They just use the word "dry" to wipe out all the excuses I said about drinking and hurting the liver, hurting the body and hurting the heart.This is really a scholar who meets a soldier, and the reason is hard to explain.
Halfway through the wedding, I finally found an excuse to go to the bathroom.Long Lei got up and followed me into the bathroom.
"Long Lei, you killed me today, be careful that you will marry a wife and have a son without an asshole." I cursed bitterly.
He smiled "hehe", pulled down his trousers to pee, and suddenly turned his head with a bitter face and told me something. "Su Tong, do you know that I haven't had a nocturnal emission for two months."
"It's what you deserve. You've got retribution." I wish I could laugh like hell, I never thought that two people around me would encounter such an embarrassing thing at the same time.
"What I said is true." Long Lei still had a bitter face, "I don't know if this is a disease."
"I don't know about this, but your situation is just the opposite of Zhang Hao's. He asked me the day before yesterday if too frequent nocturnal emission is a disease. He said that he has had it four times a week. If it continues like this, it is estimated that All descendants are gone.”
(End of this chapter)
I looked at Xiao Fei and his wife, and I could only mechanically nod and say "Oh." I sighed in my heart that it is no wonder that China's family planning has been catching up but the population has been increasing. I dare to violate family planning since school. How can family planning be successful?I'm afraid there is nothing to be afraid of giving birth to two Americas.
When the wedding ceremony was about to begin, an interesting thing happened.The child is always crying for his mother, but the bride can’t go to hug her on the platform, so she can only wink to the woman to take the child away temporarily, but the woman who is holding the child will misunderstand the bride’s intention, thinking that she should carry the child to her. bride.So under the surprised eyes of everyone, she carried the child up and walked to the side of the bride, "hehe" and giggled.The bride turned her head quickly, took the child and handed it over to Xiao Fei, who blew her nose and stared at her with anger.Everyone was amused by this dramatic scene, and they all said that they had never seen such a funny wedding.
Long Lei also took advantage of the fire to rob. He knew that the scene was a bit chaotic, but he still created chaos.He didn't know where he found a three or four-year-old kid, and asked him to deliberately run to Xiao Fei to hug his leg and call him Dad.The kid actually readily agreed, ran up and hugged Xiao Feizu and called out "Daddy, Daddy".Now the scene was completely chaotic, the emcee who presided over the wedding stood awkwardly by the side and didn't know what to say to calm everyone's laughter, so he had to laugh along with everyone.Fortunately, a man named Dakui who was sitting next to me went up and took the child away, which saved Xiao Fei.
"Long Lei, if you just make trouble at Xiaofei's wedding like this, I'm not afraid that he will make trouble with you in the same way." I smiled at Long Lei, this kid knows how to mess with these things.
"It's okay, Xiaofei always wants Xiaobao to call him dad, now let him completely satisfy his vanity, hehe~~" Long Lei smiled and patted Dakui on the shoulder, "Is it okay to borrow your son to play?"
Da Kui smiled, and lovingly scratched Xiao Bao's nose in his arms. "It's okay, Xiaofei has always wanted Xiaobao to be his godson, so I can't accept him this time. Heh~~"
The wedding ceremony was going on amidst everyone's laughter, Long Lei dragged me and his classmates to toast the wine one by one, and introduced me while toasting. "Look, this is the writer brother I told you about, how about it?" He looks like a martial arts hero, and I am his proud disciple.It made me very embarrassed, but I had no choice but to pretend that I was not the writer Long Lei said, but just published a few books in the surprised eyes of his classmates.But no amount of explanation would help, the wine still had to be dry.I glared at Long Lei while drinking, really wanted to strangle him to death, obviously he wanted me to help him, but now he brought someone to pour me down.
Long Lei's classmates are really not bragging about drinking, one is better than the other.And it's useless for me to find any excuses, they only have one word - do it! !This reminds me of those people who have reached a certain level in the martial arts practice martial arts without any tricks. They just use the word "dry" to wipe out all the excuses I said about drinking and hurting the liver, hurting the body and hurting the heart.This is really a scholar who meets a soldier, and the reason is hard to explain.
Halfway through the wedding, I finally found an excuse to go to the bathroom.Long Lei got up and followed me into the bathroom.
"Long Lei, you killed me today, be careful that you will marry a wife and have a son without an asshole." I cursed bitterly.
He smiled "hehe", pulled down his trousers to pee, and suddenly turned his head with a bitter face and told me something. "Su Tong, do you know that I haven't had a nocturnal emission for two months."
"It's what you deserve. You've got retribution." I wish I could laugh like hell, I never thought that two people around me would encounter such an embarrassing thing at the same time.
"What I said is true." Long Lei still had a bitter face, "I don't know if this is a disease."
"I don't know about this, but your situation is just the opposite of Zhang Hao's. He asked me the day before yesterday if too frequent nocturnal emission is a disease. He said that he has had it four times a week. If it continues like this, it is estimated that All descendants are gone.”
(End of this chapter)
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