The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 15 Cohabitation Treaty
"Here, Sutong, sign your name!" Zhuo Ying threw a piece of paper in front of me, sat down gracefully on the sofa, and started watching TV.

I looked helplessly at the content on the paper and read it one by one.

"In order not to violate the rights and privacy of both parties, Su Tong and Zhuo Yingte entered into the following equal treaty. Both parties must abide by the content of the treaty. If there is any violation, the other party will be punished.

The content of the treaty is as follows: One is not allowed to bring boys home, even close friends.

Second, it is not allowed to take advantage of the other party, even in language.

Three are not allowed to go home drunk, so as not to dirty the floor and the air.

Fourth, you are not allowed to go home very late, lest the other party think that there is a thief in the middle of the night.If you go home late, you must call to inform the other party.

[-]. Clothes are not allowed to be placed indiscriminately, and the dirty clothes must be washed on the same day.

Liu Sutong must mop the floor once a week.

….Russia, there are fifteen articles in total, none of which is not aimed at me.What about an equal treaty?

"Zhuo Ying, you call this an equal treaty?" I was about to explode.Just because I accidentally took advantage of her language in the bakery just now, and I didn't take the initiative to take advantage of her, Zhuo Ying started to formulate her so-called equality treaty when she got home.I suspect that this is a conspiracy she has planned long ago.

"Of course it's a treaty of equality. Which inequality do you point out?" She ignored my anger at all.

"The first article is not equal, it is obviously aimed at me, and it is suspected of discriminating against men." I pointed to the first article and said loudly to her.

She took the paper, glanced at it and said: "You are not allowed to bring boys home, including me of course. If I bring boys home, it must be disrespectful to you, so, in order to respect each other, we are not allowed to bring boys home .”

"That's a very good brother, you don't even..." I almost said the words that you don't even have a boyfriend, and you don't have a brother. I felt that the lethality was too strong, and I swallowed it back. "Then...the fifth rule is also aimed at me." Forget about the second, third and fourth, at least within the tolerance range, but the fifth rule is really impossible.In the past, when the six gentlemen were together, I would throw away my clothes in a pile, and wait until there was nothing to change before I took them to the laundry room and spent two yuan to wash them in the washing machine.Now that I've moved out, I don't have a washing machine and can only wash by hand, of course I'm lazier than before.

"Where does Article [-] target you?"

"I...I don't know how to do laundry." My voice weakened inexplicably. In order to delay the laundry time, I had to lie.

"You...can't do laundry?" Zhuo Ying looked at me in surprise.

"Yes... yes. I don't know how to wash. I used to... use the washing machine to wash." Although it was a lie, at least the second half of the sentence was true, so it didn't make my conscience uneasy.

"You really don't know how to wash?"

"Really not. Living with you, no, living with you for so long, when did you see me washing clothes?"

"I didn't see it," she said.It seemed she took my word for it.I am secretly happy.Of course you won't see me doing laundry.Every time I have enough dirty clothes, I take the bag to school and wash them in the washing machine.Wash it and bring it back.Ha ha, this is the good doctrine I thought of.

"Okay, change the fifth sentence. Change the second half sentence to" Zhuo Ying glanced at me.I think she'd say put off washing for three or four days or something, and that's enough to make me happy.To my surprise, Zhuo Ying said: "I'll wash the dirty clothes you changed." Ecstasy! ! !These words came too suddenly.I almost jumped up.

"Is there anything else that feels unequal?" Zhuo Ying asked.

"No more." I wanted to talk about the sixth item, but I was so happy at the time, and since Zhuo Ying can do my laundry, what do I care about mopping the floor?

"You are gone, I have to add two more. Sixteen, don't yell at Zhuo Ying. Seventeen, if there is anything to add to improve the treaty, you can continue to add." Hearing these two, I almost vomiting blood.This is comparable to the contract of prostitution in the old society.It's even more murderous than a bond of prostitution.It's a pity that I, a wise man, fell into the clutches of the devil like this.well!

(End of this chapter)