The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 179 Midnight Sex Life

"Then why haven't they come back?" I asked.

"In the back, Xiaopang is obsessed with Pang Guang who has a higher shooting percentage, and he is still fighting on the court. Let's not talk, I'm going in to take a shower."

"Okay." I created a new Word document and prepared to write a song for the Julyers, but I didn't know how to write it after thinking about it for a long time.Later, I sent a text message to Kangle, asking him what kind of theme the lyrics would like to express.He quickly replied to the text message, telling me to express the emotions and life on campus, and I can write whatever I want, as long as I feel it.When I saw it, I didn't know where to start. For some things, the wider the scope, the more I didn't know what to do.After thinking about it for a long time, I finally decided on the name of the song, and temporarily named it "July Man". If Kang Le is not satisfied, I can change it again.

I typed the word "July people" into Word, and just wanted to add a few modifiers after the word, but Xiaoqiang and Wawa also came back.I can only close Word!I have a habit, when there are too many people, I can hardly write a word.Therefore, when writing novels, I am usually in a very closed state, so that I can write what I want to write more quietly.Writing is a lonely thing!

While sleeping, Xiaoqiang suddenly said that he wanted to hold a sleep meeting, because I lived outside for a long time last year and rarely participated in their so-called "current affairs and politics". This time I finally moved back, so I must hold a sleep meeting .

"Cough, cough, good evening everyone, this is Midnight Sex Life, I'm the host Mimi, I haven't communicated with you for a long time, I would like to apologize to everyone here, I'm sorry" Zhang Hao imitated Midnight in a high-pitched voice It was the voice of a hostess we had heard before on the radio station, speaking coquettishly. "But I have a reason. The main reason is that I gave birth to a baby some time ago."

Before Zhang Hao finished speaking, everyone had already "coaxed" laughter.What, he even moved out to have a baby, Khan "Hey, hello, is this the host of Midnight Sex, Mimi? Hello, I'm your die-hard fan, I lie in bed and listen to you every night Hosted this show. I even had sexual fantasies about you, and I once listened to your voice and masturbated." Xiaopang's lewd words were also interrupted by laughter.

"Wretched man." Pang Guang scolded. "You're still masturbating these days, why don't you buy an inflatable doll."

"Come on, you just talk about it. I think your first time is also handed over to your hands!" Zhang Hao's voice has not yet changed, and at this time he is helping her fans fight back against Pang Guang .Pang Guang was so choked by his words that he could only hum. Men don't know as much as women.

"Okay, I'll take the call from the next audience. Hey, hello, do you have any questions?" Zhang Hao is still performing. It is estimated that he listens to this kind of broadcast too much, not to mention, he learned it very realistically. of.

"Hi, hello, is this Miss Zhang Mimi?" Xiaoqiang also entered the role.

"Yes, do you have any questions?" Zhang Hao's voice sounded really uncomfortable.

"I want to ask you a physical question. I wonder if you can answer me seriously." Xiaoqiang said in a serious voice.

"As long as I know, I will tell you."

"Excuse me, how big is your Mimi?" Xiaoqiang really asked a very professional question.

"This... well, it's conservatively estimated that it's about the size of two footballs." Thanks to Zhang Hao who was able to stop laughing and pretended to be very shy, I was already hugging my stomach from laughing on the bed.

"Then, how about an open estimate?" Xiaoqiang asked unwillingly.

Zhang Hao didn't answer directly this time, but coughed twice and continued to whine. "Excuse me, sir, is this question important to you? If you also want to treat me as the object of your venting like the audience just now, then I have no choice but to say sorry."

"How could it be? It's too late for people to like you. How can you be as unqualified as those people. They just want to ask about your size so that they can buy a similar inflatable doll for that friend just now." Xiaoqiang also started to flirt. I suspect that these guys must listen to this midnight show together during these days when I am away, otherwise they cooperate so well, and at the same time they are so serious, they can act in Taiwanese idol dramas.

"Oh, that's it, thank you very much. My real size is actually the size of a basketball. You boys have watched basketball even if you don't play basketball. Mine is that big."

Hearing this, I'm ready to die. These guys don't learn anything, they just learn these things.Hey~~ If it is really as big as a basketball, I guess Miss Mimi must have a problem with walking, either falling forward or backward, in short, she can't stand up straight.

"Is there any question in the audience below? You can ask two more questions, please seize the opportunity." Now I began to wonder if Zhang Hao is a woman, but the gun below him in the afternoon is genuine. How can you talk like this?Could it be. Hehe, I think I have a question to ask.

"Um, miss, may I ask you a question?"

"What's the problem, please. By the way, she is not a ***, but Mimi." Who can give me a knife, I will kill this bastard right now, his words can be disgusting to the point of heinous up.Zhang Hao's skills were not practiced in a day or two, he is a full-fledged thousand-year-old monster!
"Have you ever been to Thailand?" I asked.

"Uh, does Thailand have anything to do with our show?"

"Yes, it has something to do with you. I want to ask if you are a ladyboy who escaped from the Thai song and dance troupe?" As soon as I finished speaking, Zhang Hao couldn't help laughing, but he was still sticking to himself The host position, continue to host Fadia.

"Death, I escaped with all my might and all my life for you, and now you think I'm old and discolored and leave me alone..." Sweat~~Mad sweat~~~ Do you have a knife, everyone, please give me a knife!I beg you, otherwise I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!
"What? I always thought that you escaped because of me. It turns out that you have been hiding it from me. You escaped because of this little boy. How can I survive?" The baby also came to join in the fun, crying and screaming .It's all messed up now!

"Uh, do you often do this?" I finally said a very inappropriate thing from their so-called lie talk roles, because I really couldn't cooperate with them in such a difficult scene. "Don't tell me, this is the sleep meeting you guys want to hold." I was a little afraid to ask, but I felt that this method was not acceptable.

"Of course not." Zhang Hao didn't react for a while, and was still talking, "Bah, bah, bah, this is just a warm-up training." His voice finally returned to its original hoarseness.

"I was almost stunned by you, thinking that the meeting has evolved into this way, I really can't accept it." I patted my chest, "Then have you finished warming up now?"

"I've just entered the state, why is it over? Miss Mimi hasn't let me touch her basketball chest yet." Xiaoqiang threw this sentence over without knowing it, and I was scared to death on the spot. There is more than one ladyboy who escaped from the group.

"Uh, why don't we hold a ladyboy beauty contest tonight, anyway, there is more than one ladyboy in our dormitory now, haha" I regretted it after saying this, I made it clear that I was an enemy of the people, just now all six gentlemen participated I participated in the performance of the "Midnight Sex Life" event, and everyone is trying to play their roles well, only I not only did not enter the role at all, but also dared to call others a ladyboy, and I would be anxious to change anyone. "That... hehe is not funny, this cold joke is so cold!" I frightened and made excuses for myself.

"Hey, it's a bit cold, hey." Xiaopang laughed dryly, "Now we will officially enter the symposium, and now I invite Chairman Xiaoqiang to give an opening speech for this symposium. Please applaud and welcome." I applauded unconsciously !

"Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, good evening! It's a great honor to lie here and spend a pleasant evening with you all, and it's also a great honor to have the opportunity to explain the rules of this symposium and convey some of the superior's advice to you. Thought and spirit. Next, I will briefly say a few words.” Xiaoqiang talked endlessly, his tone completely imitating the attitude of our principal when he spoke at the flag-raising ceremony, and the most essential sentence was “Next, I will simply say Two sentences." This sentence.

I remember that time our principal stood under the national flag heroically, facing our drowsy faces, he raised up the glasses frame of thousands of degrees without changing his face, and began his speech under the national flag.

I stood at the back of the line, my head was in a state of sleep, cursing in my heart that the school was really crazy, calling us to raise the flag so early in the morning.Then I heard our principal say something that made me very excited.He said: Next, I will briefly say a few words.When I heard this sentence, I was almost sleepless, so I thought that after the principal finished those few words, I would hurry back to the dormitory while the team was disbanded, and catch up on the return sleep.But, I'm so stupid, really (Xianglin's sister-in-law's classic sentence)!I actually believed the old guy's words, and stood there stupidly waiting for him to say the word "disband".But, I'm so stupid, really.The old guy "said a few simple sentences" for almost an hour. After he finished speaking, he took out a few pieces of paper from his trouser pocket and read them according to what was written on them.Finally, he looked like he wanted to disband, because I saw him raise his hand and look at the watch on his wrist.However, I was still wrong, I loved the wrong person.I shouldn't trust an old man so easily. I believe that an old man like him who has nothing to do all day and only thinks about how to find someone to chat with will simply say a few words and it will be ok.In fact, I stood under the national flag, and finally fell asleep when I couldn't bear it anymore. When I woke up again, I looked up and saw the old principal standing on it with an amiable smile and muttering to himself.I went from being disappointed to admiring him extremely.You can think about it, is it not worthy of admiration for an old man with high myopia to stand in front of thousands of people without blushing, heartbeat, or even drinking saliva for hours on end?Anyway, I admired him extremely at that time, which is much better than worshiping those stars!

Finally, the old principal began his concluding speech under the national flag: I am the son of the people, and I will definitely work hard to make more contributions to the society.

When I heard this, I was already in awe of him.Suddenly I heard Xiaopang standing behind me whisper something that made me admire even more. He said: I am the people, and I am proud of having a son like you!
Khan Kuang Khan’s speech this time made me remember two words of wisdom, one is that the leader said, and I will briefly say two such deceptive nonsense below.If you believe that, you might as well believe a prostitute telling you it's her first time.Another sentence is that the son of the people cannot speak out easily, otherwise your father will increase by hundreds of millions at once, because we are all the people.

"Xiaoqiang, please just say the ending, we all want to try what it's like to be your father." Pang Guang interrupted Xiaoqiang very shamelessly.

"You're looking for death. Well, let's start with you, first report which girl you have found recently." Xiaoqiang said, "Remember to tell the truth, or you will be kicked out of the six gentlemen's dormitory."

"Who is afraid of whom?" Pang Guang said "cut", and the real talk session started tonight.

"Actually, I don't know if she likes me or not, but every time I give her something, she accepts it with a smile. When I was around her, someone joked that I was her boyfriend and she didn't refute it. Do you think she likes me? "Pang Guang didn't say who that girl was, but directly said the reason first.

"Uh, have you ever kissed? Or held hands." Zhang Hao asked.

"No. I had a chance once, but I ran into an acquaintance before I got her hand, so..."

"No wonder, let me tell you. Girl, you'd better deal with her within a few days or a week, otherwise you'll get to know all your bad aspects after you get along for a long time. Moreover, you have to be in a Hold hands with her at least once within a week, otherwise you are basically useless." Zhang Hao said in the tone of a veteran in love.

"But I dare not. I'm afraid she will reject me, and then we won't be able to be friends like we are now."

"Afraid of a fart, how about I tell you my seven-character mantra for picking up girls, bold, careful, and thick-skinned. As long as you do these seven words, you will be able to catch them easily." I finally understood when I heard this Why did Sasha say that boys have seven-character mantras? It turns out that this is true. "If you don't believe me, ask Su Tong how he managed to catch up with Zhuo Ying." Zhang Hao dragged me into his side, but he didn't know that Zhuo Ying and I were completely different from what he thought.

(End of this chapter)