The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 190 The Secret of Talented Scholars and School Belles
"Well, yes, but he didn't sit with us at that time, he sat next to him. Actually, I didn't say anything wrong, maybe she felt sad, you girls are like this, and she likes to cry " I don't know why Zhuo Ying didn't repeat that sentence, but her expression told me that she gave up asking about what happened yesterday afternoon.But I chose to lie.

"Maybe, girls generally like to cry, because we are full of emotions. Unlike you boys, who are careless all day long." Zhuo Ying pouted her small mouth and shook her head.

"I'm not one of the boys you mentioned." I quickly added. "Well, don't worry about Chuchu's matter so much, anyway, it's settled now, so don't think so much about it in the future, okay?"

"Yeah." She nodded, "But I hope she will be happy, and I hope she can find a boy who loves her again. By the way, she seems to have a boyfriend, right?"

I was surprised, women's memory is amazing sometimes.The last time they met was at my birthday dinner. At that time, I remembered that I just introduced it briefly, and she remembered it.

"Well, yes, I have a boyfriend. But already." Damn it, I accidentally said that I showed my mouth.It shouldn't have been said in the first place, so Zhuo Ying might be more at ease.

"But what?" Zhuo Ying looked at me, and then said slowly, "Have you already broken up?"

"Yeah." I nodded, my damn mouth is always a bad thing. "But she should find her boyfriend again soon, and the boys chasing her are lining up." No way, I had to tell another lie in order to make Zhuo Ying not suspect.Hey, that's a good saying: a lie needs another lie to make up, and so on, until the lie is found out.

"Well, I hope she will choose a boy who loves her very much." Zhuo Ying sighed, not knowing that I was lying.

"Xiang Zhuoying, you really don't have to care so much now, Chuchu and I have nothing, we are just ordinary friends now." I pulled her shoulders, put my hands on her shoulders, and looked at her seriously. Looking into her eyes, "Believe me, now I just treat her as an ordinary friend, an ordinary friend who can no longer be ordinary."

Zhuo Ying also looked into my eyes, and finally nodded firmly. "Well, I believe you!"

"However." I think I'd better take a vaccination first, and no one can guarantee whether I will see Chuchu again in such a long time. If Zhuo Ying bumps into me again, I will have to explain it again. Why don't I go first? Take precautions in advance, "we may meet again in the future, you know, the school is so small, the two of you will always see each other, right? We will always say hello and say a few words when we meet."

"I know, you should meet and talk. I'm not a housekeeper, so I can't even take care of you when you go to the bathroom?" Zhuo Ying interrupted me and gave me a hard look with a smile.

"I wish you would take care of me even when I go to the bathroom, so we can go to the bathroom together, ha ha."

"Ruffian. Taking advantage of me again." Zhuo Ying blushed a little, hehe, until now, we have been together for so long, every time we joked with her, she would blush after a while.

"Where did I take advantage of you? I heard that others take advantage of you." I leaned over to whisper a few words in her ear, and then fled quickly.Zhuoying's angry scolding came from behind.

"Skunk Su Tong, you rascal, ruffian! Don't run away, I'll see if I expose your skin! How can you take advantage of touching your butt!?"

I laughed out loud in front, and sat on a big rock waiting for her, hehe, the school belle would also say words like "ass" in public!

Seeing that I hadn't run away, Zhuo Ying rushed over quickly, stretched out her small fist and hit me, saying shyly while beating: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault, for causing me to say this in a place like this." talk."

I looked at her dotingly, grabbed her outstretched fist and clenched it tightly. "Xiang Zhuoying, all the brothers in our dormitory hope you can visit our dormitory. Do you have time to visit in the afternoon?"

"What's so good about the boys' dormitory? Sasha said that your boys' dormitory is so dirty, you can find smelly socks everywhere."

"Don't listen to her nonsense, our dormitory is very clean, and in order to welcome you, we clean it several times a day."

"It's to welcome the arrival of the national inspection." Zhuo Ying gave me a look, "But you gave me this tall hat, which is very comfortable to wear. Well, this girl will go and guide you."

"Hey! The younger one represents the group of brothers in our dormitory, thank you first, the lady is able to come to our humble house, it is the blessing of the little ones for several generations." Since you are happy, then put some high hats on Zhuo Ying Bar.Anyway, it's worth it to win a smile from a beauty, let alone I'm just talking.

"Shou Sutong, you better stop praising me, be careful and I will be proud."

"It's okay, you should be proud. You can only be proud if you can be proud and have the capital to be proud, right? Our Xiang Zhuoying has the capital!" I suddenly wanted to kiss her, "Come on, come here, I have something very secret to tell you."

"What's the matter?" Zhuo Ying came over curiously.I put my lips over her mouth with lightning speed and let go as soon as I got it.

"I want to kiss you! This is the secret I want to tell you, hehe~~~" I looked at her and smiled sweetly, "Did you hear the secret just now? Do you want to tell you again?" Laughing and waiting for her powder fist to hit me.But I was wrong, before I could react, Zhuo Ying suddenly leaned over to my face, kissed her too, and said with a smirk, "This is the secret I want to tell you."

"Then do you still have any secrets that you haven't told me?" I pointed to the other cheek with my finger, meaning to ask her to kiss there too.

"No more, I only have a secret." Zhuo Ying ran away with a smile, "I'm going back to the dormitory. Tomorrow will be the last day of the national inspection, and I may have to do hygiene again."

"Then you wait for me too, I'll take you back." I chased after him.

"Hurry up, I'll let you see me off if you catch up with me, or I'll leave you alone!"

"Don't even think about escaping from my Wuzhi Mountain, you have to know that Monkey King couldn't escape back then." I smiled and chased after him.

In the afternoon, I took Zhuo Ying into our dormitory. When I entered the door, five guys headed by Xiaoqiang actually stood in line and applauded, as if welcoming some important leader.The dormitory has become very clean because of our cleaning at noon, and the doll borrowed an air freshener from the next dormitory and sprayed it around.It has been a long time since the national inspection team has been so serious about sanitation. Everyone has worked hard to welcome Zhuo Ying today.

"Xiang Zhuoying, you should show something, you see Xiaoqiang and the others are very attentive to welcome you." I took her hand and squeezed it.

"Uh, thank you, I'm very glad to come to your dormitory." Zhuo Ying smiled brightly, squeezed my hand, and said to me softly, "Why are you so enthusiastic, I don't know what to say."

"I'm touched, hehe, this shows how popular you are! Maybe there will be other programs later."

"Ah? Is there any other program? How to do activities in the dormitory?"

"You'll know later." I pulled her to sit on the doll's bed, and signaled to Xiaoqiang that the show could start.

Let me tell you first, originally the dormitory was not allowed to perform in such a place with big butts, but because we wanted to make Zhuo Ying happy, we six gentlemen held a small meeting to discuss what to do, and finally came to the conclusion that each of us would use our unique skills use it.So there are some next programs.

The first one to play is of course Xiaoqiang.Speaking of Xiaoqiang, everyone knows that cockroaches are also called Xiaoqiang, hehe, cockroaches can climb walls without slipping, and our Xiaoqiang also has a unique skill, climbing trees.During his freshman year of military training, this guy represented our class in a tree-climbing competition with the classmates from the next class. At the beginning, we saw that he was a bit fat and thought it was useless. Who knew he climbed the tree in a flash, and his stature was beyond our reach.Since then got such a nickname.

But this time it was performed in the dormitory, and Xiaoqiang couldn't use his unique skills. In the end, we discussed playing football instead.He usually likes to play football, and his skills are quite good.And playing with Xiaoqiang is the baby, he plays basketball.The two of them had a great time playing in such a small space, and Zhuo Ying enjoyed watching it.

Then there is Zhang Hao.In fact, Zhang Hao doesn't have any unique skills. What he is best at is not ashamed to show it, but according to his words, this game can be regarded as the quintessence of the country - playing mahjong.Usually, when he has free time, Zhang Hao spends so much time with his poker friends on the Internet that he even forgets to eat.We didn't intend to ask him to appear on the show this time, but he himself asked for a friendship performance, and at the end he told a bad joke, which must make everyone laugh until they feel cold all over.I agreed, and usually I told Zhuo Ying a lot of bad jokes, as if she didn't dislike her either.It's okay to let her listen to another one this time.

"Hmm." Zhang Hao coughed twice, frowned, and started a bad joke that will last forever. "The little white rabbit bounced to the bakery and asked: 'Boss, do you have a hundred buns?' The boss said: 'Ah, I'm sorry, there are not so many'." interrupted.

"That Zhang Hao, this joke has already been told to her, can you change it?"

"It's okay, I'll just change it." Zhang Hao agreed wholeheartedly, and started his second cold joke.

"The little white rabbit went fishing by the river. On the first day, he didn't catch anything, so he went home. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but he still didn't catch anything, and went home again." cut him off.

"Zhang Hao, I told her about this too." After I finished speaking, I looked at him apologetically, and Zhuo Ying also looked at him with a very embarrassed smile.

"Okay, I'll ask you a question. You must answer it well." Just when we thought it was a profound question, Zhang Hao said suddenly: "A fat man fell from the 12th floor and died. What happened to him after that?"

We are breaking out in cold sweat, is this considered a cold joke?Everyone answered together: "Die~~fat~~ son."

"I'll ask you another question. Once upon a time, I met a steak that was medium-rare and a steak that was medium-rare. Why didn't they say hello?"

Everyone sighed and answered together: "Because they don't know each other well."

"The answer is correct. Next, I'm asking you a question." Before he could finish speaking, his words were interrupted by Xiaopang again.

"Zhang Hao, don't ask, I'll give you a pair of couplets: the first couplet is: hahahahaha, the second couplet is: hehehehehe. The horizontal comment is: crazy!" it is good.It is much better than Zhang Hao's questions just now.

"You were the ones who forced me to come up with a unique trick, so I'll tell you an absolutely cold one." Zhang Hao gritted his teeth with hatred for Xiaopang.

"This time we must tell something funny!" Zhuo Ying took the lead in applauding.

"It must be cold enough." Zhang Hao smiled. "There is a man who has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach disease hospital for treatment. He said to the doctor: 'I eat whatever I eat, eat watermelon and eat watermelon, eat cucumber and eat cucumber! What do you think I should do?' The doctor thought about it, and said to him: 'I think you can only eat shit!'" Zhang Hao laughed so hard that he covered his stomach, and we were left looking at each other.The sweat is really cold enough to even eat shit.

Then Xiaopang came on stage, and as soon as he came up, he took off his clothes and lay on the ground.Zhuo Ying pulled me, and asked Xiaopang softly what was he going to perform?I whispered to her, push-ups.Speaking of Xiaopang's push-ups, it can be regarded as one of the best of us six gentlemen.This guy doesn't know how to be so good, he can run 2000 meters first and then do dozens of push-ups, and it's very easy, it's a freak.The most powerful thing is that he can also do push-ups with one thumb on the ground, and he can do more than a dozen in a row.

At this time, Xiaopang was already on the ground with his thumb, and Xiaoqiang started to do it one by one.Zhuo Ying looked at Xiaopang dumbfounded, and kept saying that it was too powerful.Maybe it was the first time she saw push-ups like this!Heh. Then came the show that connects the past with the next, and Pang Guang sang.Of course, at this time I have to play my role, coaxing Zhuo Ying to do an impromptu dance for everyone.

At the beginning, Zhuo Ying was very happy when she heard that Pang Guang was going to sing. She applauded quickly and put her hands in her mouth to whistle, but her face turned red and she whistled several times but it didn't make any sound, so she had to give up.I looked at her flushed face and cute movements, I could only secretly smile, and sighed in my heart, poor Zhuo Ying, you don't know your fate, you have to go dance too.

"Xiang Zhuoying, do you think their program is good?" I looked at her with a smile, and Pang Guang was still coughing and pretending to be auditioning. In fact, we had already discussed it and waited for Zhuoying to play.

Zhuo Ying didn't notice anything wrong at all, she didn't even look at me, and said: "It's pretty good, I don't know if he sings well, is it as good as the people in July?"

I looked at her and thought, alas, the girl who counts money for others after being cheated is probably Zhuo Ying. "Now Pang Guangna lacks a backup dancer, hey, who do you want to call up?"

"Call anyone who can dance!" Zhuo Ying blurted out, hehe, that's what I was waiting for.

"Uh, you seem to be the only one among us who can dance, uh." I pretended to be embarrassed.

(End of this chapter)