The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 194 What Makes a Real Man?
"The ghost looks like her boyfriend. She wants to find a handsome, unrestrained and suave man like me. Unless all the women on the earth die, I have to think about it." Long Lei reeled up the computer cable, "Is there a tissue? The case of the computer needs to be wiped, otherwise all the dust will get on my clothes."

I handed him a packet of love, "Why do I hear you and feel more and more that you two are like little friends on TV, isn't there a saying that if you are not friends, you don't get together?"

"Fuck you, you have a talent for being a matchmaker, but please don't mess around. Are you moving the monitor or the main unit? Put the stereo in a plastic bag." Long Lei turned his head and said to Zhuo Ying, " Why don’t you buy a laptop? You still use this kind of desktop, so it’s so troublesome to move around.”

"Who is like you, running around the world with a notebook. She dances again, so she just watches instructional CDs. Buying a notebook is not much different from a desktop." After I finished speaking, I gave Zhuoying a wink, "My Explain at least 98 points, right?"

"Well, basically correct." Zhuo Ying said with a smile.

Unexpectedly, Sasha who was standing next to him had an opinion, so she didn't even look at Long Lei. "Who is as rich as you, who has a notebook to show off to the world, and it's not impossible to afford it."

Long Lei's face turned green with anger. "Who said I was rich? Besides, I didn't say that buying a laptop is something to show off. Don't always force those fallacies on others."

As a result, just as Long Lei finished speaking, Sasha immediately added another sentence. "Anyway, it's bucking someone else's head again, it's fine if you don't hit your head!" The tone is still weird, if it was me, I would probably be mad with anger.

"." Long Lei opened his mouth, and finally didn't bother to speak, looking at me with a wry smile.I also shook my head, sighing in my heart, offending a woman is really terrible!
After moving Zhuo Ying's things, Long Lei and I went back to my dormitory and moved my things out together.On the way, Long Lei kept saying that he envied me and wanted to move in and live with me.I said whatever you want, if you think that being a shining thing can make more contributions to the people, I welcome it at any time, but don't say that you can't stand it when the time comes.Long Lei was holding my computer in his hands, and bumped me with his butt. If I really moved there, I was afraid that I would die, and I would be killed by your eyes every day.I dragged the box and "hummed" him, who is paying attention to you, just spit and drown you, fart will suffocate you to death, if you still can't die, I will hang you by pulling your hair.

"You were the father-in-law of Yidongchang in ancient times, and you can think of any punishment for murder."

"Excellent, I'm still a bit worse than you!" I laughed, "If your hands are sore, tell me, we'll exchange hugs."

"It's okay, this weight is still okay. You don't remember, I was the one who moved you out to live with your computer last time." Long Lei suddenly closed his mouth after speaking, and smiled awkwardly, "It seems that I said the wrong thing, right? ?”

"No, what did you say wrong. It was indeed the computer that you moved out last time." I smiled pretending not to understand, but I knew what Long Lei wanted to say was that he shouldn't mention the computer that was moved out last time. The thing, because Chuchu and I were still so good when we moved out, but we broke up after only a few days after we moved out.He is afraid that I will affect my mood because of this!

"By the way, what was Zhuo Ying's reaction when she knew you saw Chuchu that day?" Long Lei asked me.

I reached out to hail a taxi, opened the door and waited for Long Lei to enter, and I sat next to the driver by myself.

"I didn't tell her." I smiled wryly, "You're right. Girls are jealous. Zhuo Ying is also a girl. Although she won't be jealous, she will definitely feel insecure after hearing it. .So, I ended up not telling her!"

"Well. Anyway, if you think about some things, you will know what to do. Don't hurt a few people on the spur of the moment."

"I know." I smiled, "I'm curious about you and Sasha, she seems to have a big prejudice against you."

"I still want to figure it out, who knows what's going on. It's not how a song is sung, yes, don't guess what girls are thinking. Look, don't guess, because we boys can't guess it .”

"Hehe~~~What about that, where is Sun Ruohan?"

"I haven't been making trouble these days. My mobile phone is set to her. When she calls me, the mobile phone is turned off. I won't reply to text messages." Long Lei sat in the back holding the computer and said a little sadly, "You said that girls are really a kind of Strange animal, why can't I figure it out, alas!"

"Well, if you figure it out, it's probably not Long Lei!" I laughed, "Don't quarrel with Sasha in my house later, and pretend you didn't hear what she said."

"Didn't hear you? Can you pretend? That woman won't stop until she chokes to death. I must have owed her money in my previous life."

"Who knows whether you owe her money or love!" I laughed.

"Fuck you!" Long Lei also laughed.

When I got home, Long Lei moved the computer into my bedroom, and the sunlight hit the ground through the window.Zhuo Ying and Sha Sha were cleaning the window glass with a rag, and I vaguely remembered the scene where a girl stood here with a piece of watermelon in her hand, gesticulating and ordering us to choose a room.At that time, she analyzed so much for us, and finally wiped her mouth and clapped her hands to confirm the current room for me.In a blink of an eye, so much time has passed, and now standing in front of me is another girl I love deeply, and the original one has already left.It turns out that the past is really not as good as smoke!
"Without people for so long, the furniture is covered with a thick layer of dust." Zhuo Ying said to me with a smile.

"Well, from now on, you will wipe it every day, and I will be responsible for mopping the floor. This way, there will be no dust in storage!"

"Tch, that's how you love our Xiaoying? You should serve tea, water, laundry and cooking, so you can be considered a real man!" Sasha stuck out her tongue and smiled at Zhuoying after speaking.

"What you want is a male nanny, that's not a boyfriend." I knew what nice things Sasha could say with her sharp mouth. "I heard that Fei Kunlun Nu is pretty good, I have time to introduce one to you!"

"Okay, it's better to be a Bai Kunlun slave, the kind who obeys orders at any time!" I think only Sasha can say such a thing.

"Do you want to be very strong, or you won't be able to withstand such torture like you!" I rolled my eyes at her.

Over there, Zhuo Ying had already laughed, "You two are such a sweetheart! The next time the school holds a party, let's talk about cross talk together!"

"Uh, your idea is not bad! You might even get the favor of some younger sisters because of it!" I deliberately got angry with Zhuoying.

"Skunk Su Tong, how dare you!" Zhuo Ying threw a rag at me after she finished speaking, and I dodged aside.

"You want to murder your husband." I screamed and ran wildly, Zhuo Ying went to pick up the rags and prepared to attack again.

"Your mouth is not clean, this girl will clean it for you!" After speaking, he ran towards me, I was so scared that I quickly hid in the bedroom and closed the door, where Long Lei was installing a computer for me.

"I'm so dizzy, you put me in a vacuum with that woman outside, and you just started flirting like this. I don't know what you guys will do when no one is around!" Long Lei shook his head intentionally after speaking, very Helpless look.

"Do what you should do. Hehe." I laughed, "Do you also feel lonely from time to time? How about I ask Zhuo Ying to introduce you to you."

"Don't, Zhuo Ying is surrounded by evil. You stepped on shit. How could you be so lucky to meet her? I should have moved out if I had known earlier. Maybe then..." Long Lei became nympho, his eyes widened. with light.

"Ahem. Sir, your seal is shining and your eyes are glowing. There must be a peach blossom calamity in the near future. You have to be careful!" banner.

"It's not bad to have peach blossom calamity, hehe, it's a pity that I have escaped into Buddhism now! There is nothing worse than death!"

"Look at what your old man said, it's really not human. Is it okay to be like this at a young age?" Zhuoying outside saw that I hadn't gone out, and had already knocked on the door again.

"You don't go out yet, or she'll come in. I said you shouldn't have hid in this room long ago. It would be nice if you escaped into her bedroom. It happens to be just the two of you there." Long Lei smiled ambiguously.

"Fuck you, dirty thinking!"

"I'm just thinking obscenely, not like your behavior!" Long Lei blinked, "Pay attention to the influence, there is a dominatrix outside, I have no problem with you treating me as a vacuum, I'm afraid that people will start to scold me again if they are jealous !"

"That's right, it's better to give you an honorable person, you go and get rid of her, so that we can hang out together in the future, and we will be in pairs." I joked with him and lay down on the bed, it was so fucking comfortable.

"You want me to die without a place to bury you! Open the door, if you don't, I'll open it." Long Lei was about to get up and open the door. I wanted to stop it, but I wasn't as fast as him.Then I heard two screams of "ah".

"What's wrong?" I got up and looked at the door, and saw Zhuo Ying's mouth and eyes wide open, looking at Long Lei.And Long Lei's face was covered with a rag.

"Hahahahahaha" I couldn't help it, and laughed with my stomach in my arms, and Sasha over there couldn't help laughing either.

"Skunk Su Tong, you... why didn't you open the door?" Zhuo Ying stared at me fiercely and said, then turned her head and apologized to Long Lei who couldn't laugh or cry.

"You still don't want to fetch water for him to wash his face with a face towel." I said with a smile, and then saw Zhuo Ying rushing to the bathroom to fetch water.

"Su Tong, why am I so unlucky to meet you, do you think I owed you in my previous life?" Long Lei threw the rag into my hand.

"Hehe. Maybe it's like this. Haha." I smiled and fell on the sofa.

Zhuo Ying fetched water with a bucket, wrung out the face towel and handed it to Long Lei, then splashed the water on my face.I got up and went to get some water to sprinkle on her, and she ran around screaming.Long Lei and Sha Sha were left standing there, you looked at me and I looked at you, hehe, after finishing everything, they suddenly received a call from Zhang Hao.When I answered the phone, I cursed at that side, you all have no conscience, you all ran away when you were moving things, why are you calling me now?Zhang Hao said, buddy, you forgot to bring something, we are coming to your house, and we will send it to you later.What did I say, it seems that everything that should be moved has been moved.He said you'll find out later.

About 5 minutes later, five pigs headed by Zhang Hao appeared at our house.I pursed my mouth and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

"What did you forget to bring? Take it out." I said.

Zhang Hao walked up to me and put something in my pocket with a playful smile. "Save it, it's still smelly. We didn't know your size, so we bought a medium."

As soon as I heard this, I knew what it was. People like Zhang Hao think about these things all day long.What a pervert!
"Did you forget to bring something?" Zhuo Ying asked me, "What is it?"

I looked at Zhang Hao and then at her, what should I say, there are so many people here, Zhang Hao didn’t tell me the fuck earlier, causing me to say that in front of so many people just now.

"Uh, it's nothing, it's nothing." I said with a sneer, and gave Long Lei a look to ask him to say something to change the subject.As a result, Long Lei didn't know what I meant at all, and asked me what happened to my eyes, did I get sand in them.I guess this kid is deliberately pretending not to understand.

"Take it out, smelly Sutong, don't blink for Long Lei, I've seen it all." Zhuo Ying smiled and ran beside me, about to search my pockets.

"It's really nothing." I avoided her hand and looked at her with a forced smile.

"I also said it was nothing, I touched it just now, and it was still hard. (This made me yy, but I was too nervous at the time, and didn't pay attention to what she said. Later, when I thought about it carefully, it made me doubt what she touched. Where is it on me? Fortunately, my little Su Tong was sleeping at that time, and did not straighten his body to move.)" Zhuo Ying looked at me with her mouth raised, "Be lenient if you confess, but be strict!" Then came to search me again body.I wanted to hide, but there was a sofa next to me, so I couldn't walk, so I had to press the things in my pockets with my hands.

"It's really nothing, if you don't believe me, ask Zhang Hao." I snarled at Zhang Hao, and secretly scolded Zhang Hao for not giving it away sooner or later, but why giving this kind of thing at this time, if Zhuo Ying saw it, I would definitely be strongly despised by her , what I want to do in the future will also be regarded as premeditated by her!Then I will be wronged to death.

"I don't believe it." Zhuo Ying put her hand in my armpit and scratched it. I couldn't hold back my laughter at first, but when I saw her trying hard, I couldn't hold back the laughter, so I had to reach out and put my hand in her armpit Also tickle.It was all messed up like this, usually you can't see it, Zhuo Ying usually has little strength, but today she actually has a lot of strength.I was about to praise her a few words and say that she is a fierce woman, but I immediately gave up.When did Zhuo Ying steal the box of things from my pocket.What chills me the most is that she doesn't even know what it is, and she holds it high in her hand and shakes it like a triumph.

"Get it, get it!" Seeing her smiling so happily, I really don't know what to do next.

"Uh..." I stretched out my hand to grab it, but such a large group of people were all quietly staring at the box in Zhuo Ying's hand.

"What's wrong?" Zhuo Ying also noticed that everyone's expressions were wrong, she put the box in front of her and looked at me, and immediately looked at me with wide eyes.I looked at her innocently and shrugged.

"Ah~~~" Zhuo Ying threw the box to me, ran into her bedroom and hid, and then I heard everyone laughing coaxingly.

(End of this chapter)