Chapter 200 Who Is Not a Virgin

After hanging up the phone, Long Lei made fun of me, saying that I seemed to have lost my soul.I gave him a blank look, and said something nonsense, what kind of food do I want to eat this time, just tell me.

Long Lei stared at the pig's trotters and shouted: "I want a pig's hand, I want a pig's hand. Last time I went to a dinner with my dad, the pig's hand was really delicious."

I looked at his excited face in embarrassment, and whispered to him: "It's a pig's trotter, not a pig's hand. The aunt who handles vegetables is staring at you and smiling."

"Oh." His eyes moved from the pig's trotters to the smiling Aunt Dacai, "Auntie, I want pig's trotters."

"Okay." The woman's hands were full of oil, and she picked up the iron spoon and began to touch the water.Long Lei turned his head and started talking to me about the experience of eating pig's trotters.

"Whose pig's trotters?" The dishes were ready quickly, and when I heard the woman's rude yelling, I kicked Long Lei to signal that the dishes he wanted were ready.

Long Lei quickly replied, "Mine." I couldn't help laughing when I heard that, Long Lei's trotters, hehe.

"What were you laughing at just now? You won't let go of such a woman, and you still have a discharge with others." After dinner, Long Lei sat on his seat and talked about me while eating his pork knuckle.

"You just fired her. No one would choose that if they are hungry." I rolled my eyes at him, "Just now you created a new word. It turns out that pigs have hands."

"Uh..." Long Lei was only focused on gnawing bones, and had no time to talk to me.

"Are you so hungry? No one will fight with you." I ran on him.

"Hurry up and go to the dormitory to play games after eating, they are still waiting for me to form a team to play together."

"What game, so fascinated?" I asked.

"It's very simple, run karting. I just started playing recently. I'm tired of playing those games before. Let's change my mood." Long Lei's face was full of excitement, "The guys in our dormitory are all veterans, and I am the only one What about a rookie?"

"What kind of game are you not a rookie, you always get tired of playing for a long time." I sighed.

"Tch, why don't you play too, let's compete to see who is better!" Long Lei said it was already afternoon.

"Compare, who is afraid of whom? Treat the loser." I thought for a while, and proposed a time, "I will compare next week when I find a time. You can practice hard this week."

"Hey, just wait, I'm already practicing drifting, I'll see if you still dare to be arrogant in a few days." Long Lei laughed dryly.In fact, he didn't know that I hadn't played at all. I said that next week I wanted to give myself time to practice. "Later you go and see me running with them. I just applied for the number yesterday." After he finished speaking, he looked at me and smiled, like a wolf with a big tail.

"It's embarrassing to see you, huh, huh."

"Just keep being jealous, the more you are jealous, the more excited I am."

"Screw you."

After dinner, I followed Long Lei in their dormitory to watch him play a few rounds of karting, and his results were mixed.Long Lei has a bad habit. When he wins, he brags about how awesome a driver he is, and when he loses, he scolds his mother. He's like a child. Our six gentlemen went to the dormitory.

As soon as I entered the dormitory, I saw the baby was chatting with a girl on QQ, Xiaoqiang was standing behind him to peek at their chat, Zhang Hao was sitting on the bed with his legs spread apart and cutting his toenails, Xiaopang and Zhou Yu were lying on the bed Taking a nap, Pang Guang stood by the window to answer the phone.I walked to Xiaoqiang's desk and took out a book of genetic engineering from the bookshelf and flipped through it casually.

"Hey, why do you have time to come back?" Zhang Hao said deliberately.

"Get out, didn't you want me to go back to the dormitory to see more, I'm not welcome here!"

"Of course you are welcome. Now, I would like to ask Su Tong to tell you about 'the days when I lived with the school beauty'. Applause is welcome!" Zhang Hao applauded himself after speaking.

"You are always bored, thinking about this all day." I glared at him, "Why don't you tell us about you and your wife, what do you think?"

"Okay, I'm very interested." Pang Guang stood on the same route as me after answering the phone.

"I told you you have to tell, that's only fair!" Zhang Hao looked at me provocatively. "dare?"

"Whatever." I laughed, anyway, only I know if I'm telling the truth, and my ability to make up stories is much better than him.

"Okay, don't regret it." Zhang Hao put away the nail clippers, "Ask, what do you want to know?"

"How many times have you done it?" Pang Guang asked impatiently.

"You really know how to ask, just ask the first question like this." Zhang Hao looked at Pang Guang, then at Xiaoqiang who turned around to listen to us, and said embarrassedly: "I can't remember."

"I can't remember what it means? Is it too many times or you just fooled us." Pang Guang pressed on every sentence.

"Too many times, you are a virgin!" Zhang Hao looked at Pang Guang with contempt.

"Grass, no wonder I always feel that you have a smell of lust, so you 'eat meat' every day." It is obvious that Pang Guang's words are also intended to hurt Zhang Hao.

"You're the one who eats meat every day. No matter what I do, I still have real guns and live ammunition. Unlike you, I can only solve problems with my hands. Also, don't bark if you have a bad nose. Even though it smells like perfume, you call it a dick, idiot!"

"Uh Zhang Hao, how did you trick her into going to bed for the first time?" I interrupted their quarrel and brought up a doubt that I really wanted to ask but I never knew who to ask.

"Didn't I tell you this, first choose the right time, find the right place, and then you can do the right thing. It's that simple!"

"Uh, why do your words sound so familiar, oh~~~ I remembered that there were similar words in Back Mountain. But people are so incisive, you said it as if you didn't say it. I want to know now How did you trick your wife into agreeing?"

"This, it's a long story." Zhang Hao began to play tricks.

"Let's make a long story short." Pang Guang interjected.

"Actually, she really likes you and she knows that you want to do that with her. If she doesn't like you, you won't agree." Hearing this, I suddenly remembered that night, and now I wanted to do it step by step. Zhuoying suddenly let go of my arms and left when that happened.At that time, she had an embarrassing expression and shortness of breath. What did such a performance indicate?

"What if she doesn't agree but still likes you?" I continued to ask.

"It can only be said that you will not last long, because love is a strange thing, and sometimes it is a trick of nature, but it is not sure." Zhang Hao's words sound more and more like listening to philosophy, why is it so difficult to understand!
"Uh, when did you become a love expert?" Pang Guang asked with his head tilted.

"Fuck you, it doesn't mean that you are familiar with the three hundred Tang poems, and you can recite poems even if you don't know how to compose them. I have been in love so many times, at least I have more experience than you. Why are you so sour, Pang Guang! "

Pang Guang shut his mouth embarrassingly, and lay down on his bed.That's right, Pang Guang has never been in a relationship so far, and at most he has had a mouth addiction during a sleepover meeting and said that when he has money, he will raise so and so as his mistress, but he has never seen him practice it.

"Su Tong, it's my turn to ask you now, hehe." Zhang Hao smiled wickedly, which made my back feel cold.

"Just ask."

"How many times have you done it?" Zhang Hao directly threw the question Pang Guang asked him to me, how fucking shameless.

"No." I replied honestly, "I told you that I am pure, but you don't believe me."

"It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I can't and dare not believe it. You have lived together for so long, and the relationship is so good. Who would believe it if you haven't done it before?" Zhang Hao shook his head, "It can't be you, can it?"

"Go to hell. Go clean your ass and see if I don't blow your ass." I was a little annoyed, "I'm really inexperienced, to be honest, last night was supposed to be fun, but we were too timid to know what to do start."

"Oh, no wonder!" Zhang Hao seemed to understand me very well, and turned his head to think for a while, "In fact, everyone is very nervous for the first time, unless they enter the red light district or the other party is already familiar with this matter, who will do it naturally, right? "

"Yes, both of us are novices, so this matter is a bit difficult." Speaking of this matter, I really don't know what to do. If I have the cheek to ask Zhuo Ying like that, maybe she will agree, but who can guarantee Was that what she wanted?What I need is not such a result, what I hope is as Long Lei said, what should be done when the love is deep.

"It's actually not difficult to say. My wife didn't know it back then. I couldn't find a place for the first time. I was busy all night, so that both of us didn't sleep. In the end, I lost my sexual interest and couldn't It's gone." Zhang Hao began to talk about his first time. "Hehe, but the next day I was not reconciled, so I pestered her to try again, and it worked."

"Ah? She is also willing in broad daylight?" I was taken aback. Didn't it mean that the first time you do it at night, you will feel better and the success rate will be much higher. How come Zhang Hao's is just the opposite?
"It wasn't broad daylight either, it was very early, and the hotel was dark with the curtains drawn. Actually, I didn't sleep much that night, so I just lay there thinking I couldn't be so useless. When it was almost dawn, I opened the small window next to the bed. The wall lamps are starting to move." Zhang Hao spit, and I sighed in my heart that he was brave enough.

"Strength faction!" I pointed my thumb at him. "But I want to know a question, did you wear a condom that night?"

"Uh, to be honest, I didn't wear it, but I ejaculated outside." He said shyly.

"Why are you still pregnant after shooting outside?" Pang Guang asked.

"I don't know if it hit the target that time, but we did it later."

"Huh?" I was surprised again, "You guys did it more than once?"

"That's right." Zhang Hao shrugged, and suddenly looked at me excitedly, "By the way, Su Tong, I'll teach you a method that will definitely work."

"what way?"

"Usually show Zhuo Ying the kind of tertiary movies on purpose, step by step, and you don't have to spend so much effort when she gets used to those movements. Of course, it's better for the two of you to watch together, and you can discuss which one is better." The posture is comfortable and practical, hehe."

"A pervert!" I rolled my eyes at him, "She doesn't usually read these things at all, and she called me a pervert and a rascal when I did something to her."

"Tch, girls are always reserved. They are human beings and have physical needs. I don't believe she has no curiosity about these things. As long as she has curiosity, everything will be easy. Hehe, I've heard that curiosity killed the cat. Cats have nine lives, and even cats can kill them, which shows how terrifying curiosity is." Zhang Hao spoke so clearly that even Pang Guang got up from the bed and listened carefully.

"My wife inquired with me at that time, asking if our boys' things were all that long. She said that the male protagonists in the films they watched together in their dormitory were all long guns and cannons, which made me feel inferior. I told her that those men were Those who live by that thing, if they are smaller, they can’t make films.” Before Zhang Hao finished speaking, Pang Guang and I had already laughed out loud, and Wawa and Xiaoqiang over there were also listening to our conversation, and they were hugging each other at this time. Laughing with my belly.

"Is it so funny, dizzy, a bunch of virgins!" Zhang Hao scolded.I was sweating madly in my heart, even being a virgin can be a curse word, the world is developing so fast, those of us who are duller can't keep up in a blink of an eye.

"What are you laughing at?" Long Lei suddenly walked in and asked.

"Laugh at these virgins." Zhang Hao also laughed.

"What? Of the six people laughing here, three are gay, and three are not. Hehe~~~ One to one!" Long Lei turned his head and looked at me, "I haven't seen you for a while, did you see me too Did you retreat in the face of difficulties?"

"Cut!" I hummed and didn't bother to talk to him.

"Where are the three of Long Lei here?" Zhang Hao asked, "Su Tong and the others didn't let the little monk see the sun."

"Come on, Su Tong is pretending to be innocent, he is no longer good." Before I could stop Long Lei from over there, he blurted out.

"Huh?" The rest of the people all stared at me with wide-eyed surprises.

"Su Tong, you are dishonest." Xiaoqiang was the first to react, "I still think you are the purest of our six gentlemen."

"Uh, what, don't listen to Long Lei's nonsense." I quibbled, taking advantage of the time to hit Long Lei hard, this guy really knows how to choose the time to make trouble.I've never done that before, and I didn't make it with Yanzi last time. "I was completely slandered by him."

"Who would believe you?" Zhang Hao pursed his lips, "Long Lei, how do you know he's not a virgin?"

"Uh, this Su Tong, this matter is fine, we are all men anyway, so don't be ashamed to say it!" Long Lei looked at me in embarrassment.

"Whatever you want." I was almost dizzy from his anger. Even if he didn't say what he said, others would know what I did. Maybe if he said it, he could get back his innocence.

"Say it, he agreed." Wa Wa hurriedly urged Long Lei.Everyone held their breath and pricked up their ears to listen to Long Lei.

"Well, it's been a long time. Once I took him to the red light district." Long Lei glanced at me after speaking, fearing that I would kill him with my eyes, he quickly turned his head to look at other places.But fortunately, he still has a conscience, saying that he dragged me there.In fact, there is no need, because if you go, you go, don't care if you are dragged, you say that if you want to go to a big man, whoever pulls you can really pull you, right?

ps: There is another update in the afternoon, drop any flowers!
(End of this chapter)

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