Chapter 204
"It's not bad!" Zhuo Ying nodded, "They are worrying about not having any activities, and they go shopping all day except surfing the Internet in the dormitory."
"Uh, let me explain first, our dormitory friendship has a purpose." I plan to tell Zhuo Ying the truth, otherwise those bachelors who are chubby will stare at other girls with their eyes staring at other girls, and they will be regarded as perverts. All right.
"I know your purpose, love is based on fate, we just want to create some artificial fate, don't we?" Zhuo Ying reached out to get the bag hanging from the flying pigeon, and looked around with a smile after getting it, " You will be out of school soon, you can ride a bike!"
"You looked like a thief just now!" I stepped into the car and waved her big hand, "Come on!"
"Okay!" Zhuo Ying actually jumped onto the back seat, and I was so scared that I hurriedly held the front of the car tightly so that I didn't dare to shake it in the slightest.
"Who did you learn how to get on the car?" I put one foot on the ground and one foot on the pedal, ready to ride away.
"Sasha used to get on the bike like this, and she even told me how to practice dancing on the bike." Zhuo Ying was still intoxicated by how Sasha got on the bike, and ignored my dark face.
"Stop learning these things from Sasha in the future. If you don't learn from the good, you will always learn from the bad." I was a little annoyed, "Stop following Sasha from now on, men with her bad habits can't stand it."
"Where are the bad habits? It depends on what you said. You don't like her bold personality. Everyone in our dormitory likes her." Zhuo Ying pulled my clothes.
"No, in fact, she looks okay, but her attitude towards boys is really unbearable." I flew home on a flying pigeon, "You must keep the friendship thing in mind, especially those single girls. Go, or those bachelors in our dormitory will trouble me."
"I know, I will help you, a great matchmaker!" Zhuo Ying sat behind and put a bag on my head, and kept talking about the matchmaker, "Why don't you go home and I'll put a matchmaker mole on your face, It must be pretty."
"No, it's ugly."
"Yes, absolutely, so that you can become a matchmaker in a legitimate way." What Zhuo Ying said really made me flatter her.
"Besides, I left you in the car." I shook my head helplessly, "I've never seen a girl who wants her boyfriend to become a matchmaker, hum!"
"It's okay, you sacrifice a little to solve the single problem in your dormitory." Zhuo Ying laughed to herself after speaking, "I think it's funny to imagine a big matchmaker mole next to your mouth."
"What's so funny, if you laugh again, I'll throw you out of the car." I turned my head to look at her, and this girl smiled so wildly that people on the side of the road turned their heads to look at her and didn't restrain themselves. "Hey, don't laugh, it's your turn to cook tonight. Remember!"
"Ah? When is it my turn? You were punished last night, so it doesn't count."
"Whoever says it doesn't matter, I don't care, you cook tonight. The car is about to turn, hug my waist." I don't care about her, sometimes I have to cheat when I should. This is my experience.
"But there's nothing in the refrigerator."
"It's okay, I'll go to the supermarket to buy later." It seems that she agreed. I wonder if Zhuo Ying's cooking is delicious?Alas, I feel hungry just thinking about it. Eating is really an important thing in life!
"Let's go shopping together."
"Okay." I agreed, "Why don't you just buy it in the small supermarket near our house, it's too far to go to the city center."
"Ah."
The supermarket near our house is pitifully small, but the items inside are fairly complete.Because it is not in the city center, the business has been dying, like a dying old man.Recently, I learned from others what buy one get one free promotion, saying that it was to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of the supermarket.Not to mention, the business seems to have improved in this way. In the past few days, many aunts and aunts who are greedy for small and cheap things have been coming here to buy things.
"Xiang Zhuoying, what kind of dishes are you good at?" I stopped Feige and turned to ask her.Zhuo Ying stood at the entrance of the supermarket and kept looking inside, but didn't hear me at all.
"What are you looking at? You look so serious." I walked over and hugged Zhuo Ying from behind, she turned her head and smiled and broke away.
"Why are there so many people? Isn't it usually quiet?" She asked me with a smile.
"Didn't you see the banner hanging on it? It's her third birthday. Let's go in and buy groceries. I'm hungry." I didn't wait for her to answer, I took her hand and went straight to the entrance.
"Do you eat fish?" I pointed to the big carp in the water tank and asked Zhuo Ying.
"Eat, but I don't know how to cook this dish." She stuck out her tongue and looked at me, then looked at me expectantly.
"Don't look at me like that, I won't either." I dragged her to the place where the vegetables were sold. I thought that Zhuo Ying would cook a lot of vegetables with such confidence. It seems that I overestimated her.
"I can make chili fried pork." She glanced at me and pinched my arm.
"Then you will cook this dish tonight." I winked at her, "We can buy whatever dish you know, hehe! You really deserve to be my good wife, she is beautiful and can cook! "You must not be stingy with words of praise for your girlfriend. This is a theory I read from some book. I think this sentence is very practical, and everyone will see the effect later.
"I can cook egg soup!" Zhuo Ying proudly said to me again, not knowing that she had fallen into my trap.
"Well, the food you cook must be delicious." I gave her a thumbs up, "I heard that drinking too much soup can beautify your face."
"It also depends on what kind of soup you are drinking. You can't drink too much of some soups."
"Yes, yes, but as long as it's cooked by you, I'll drink it even if it's poison." I feel like what the male protagonists in those disgusting romance TV dramas said, and after I finished speaking, I was so disgusted.
"Come on, Shou Sutong, you don't have to be so sweet. If you praise me so much, you want me to cook. I promise you tonight." After she finished speaking, she pinched me again. I grinned in pain, but she pretended Choose dishes on the shelf as if nothing had happened.
"How do you know I have a sweet mouth? Have you ever eaten it? Hey, tell me the truth, when did you secretly kiss me while I wasn't looking?" I pretended to be a wolf with a big tail.
"I won't tell you." Zhuoying tilted her head, holding a loofah in front of me for a while, "Look at it."
"What's wrong?" I wondered.
"You'll know if you look at it carefully." She gave me a serious look, "Yes, look at both eyes seriously. Yes, that's it." Then I felt a white light flash in front of me, and I heard Zhuo Ying's rampant laughter.
"Xiang Zhuoying~~~" I gritted my teeth and looked at her.
"Why?" She was about to run away after she finished speaking, she looked like a loach.
"Don't slip away, you dare to play me!" I grabbed her hand, "Tell me, which way to die? Love me to death or you love me to death?"
"Choose neither." She pretended to look at me pitifully with a weeping face on purpose.
"If you don't choose, then" I snatched her mobile phone while she was not paying attention, just now Zhuo Ying asked me to stare at the loofah, and then took a picture of me.I found the photo she took just now in her mobile phone, and I almost fainted after just one look.What the hell is this? Why am I staring at a woman's breasts in the photo, and I was photographed with cross-eyed eyes? I'm so mad!
"You... tell me, how do I punish you?" I waved her mobile phone in front of her.Who knew that she was not afraid of me at all, and dared to come forward and say, "Can I see what the photo looks like?"
"No." I said firmly. "Answer my question first, how to punish?"
"I was wrong." Zhuo Ying lowered her face, and deliberately twitched her shoulders, "It's my fault, I shouldn't offend Su Tong. I didn't know you were so mean." You pretended to be pitiful, if you put a few drops of eye drops in your eyes It is estimated that it will deceive the eyes of countless ordinary people, but unfortunately this set does not work for me, I am an Oscar winner eh!
"Stop pretending, do you admit your mistake like this? How dare you say I'm stingy, look at how you took a picture of me." I handed her the phone, "I have such a suave and handsome face , I have such charming eyes, I am so sunny and cute." Before I finished speaking, Zhuo Ying was already holding her stomach and laughing so hard.
"Haha. Haha, are you looking at the loofah or the cute cross-eyed cock!" She glanced at me and at the people in the photo, comparing them.I was so angry that I could only keep my face black and didn't hum.In the end, I could only carry a shopping basket and desperately buy things, and she kept laughing behind me.Hmph, Zhuo Ying has learned a lot from that guy Sasha, and now she can use any moves on me!Sooner or later, I will have to find a way to deal with her.
When paying, Zhuo Ying was still laughing non-stop, not caring about my feelings at all.Hmph, laugh, laugh, you will be miserable when you get home.
Walking out of the gate of the supermarket, I put the things on the ground for her to watch, and I didn't come by bike.When I walked to the parking place, I didn't see my beloved flying pigeon.Haha, who the hell is making such a joke, even playing peek-a-boo at this age.
"Why, are you looking for a bicycle?" An old shoe shiner walked beside me and asked me.
"Yeah, how do you know?" I looked at him, and my heart was a little angry. At such an age, I still hide other people's bicycles for fun. I really don't respect myself!
"I saw a guy pick the lock of the car with a vise and drive away." He shook his head and left. "He said the car belonged to him. He just picked the lock because he lost the key. Alas, it turned out to be a thief!"
I looked at the old man's trembling steps and couldn't help but smile bitterly.God damn it, thief!My flying pigeon is so old, it still makes the sound of creaking and falling apart when I ride it, and I think it is broken, but now it is fine, and it was stolen.That thief really doesn't have eyes, I can only comfort myself like this!
"Let's walk home, the car is gone!" I walked up to Zhuo Ying, picked up the big bag of food and walked forward.
"Where's our broken car?" Zhuo Ying stood there motionless, looking at me.
"It was stolen." I looked at her, then walked up to her and held out my hand to her, "Let's go!"
"Who stole it?" She remained motionless, looking at me and throwing another sentence.
ps: I recommend Zhulang's boutique novel "Bathing Dragon", which is different from my novel style, but it is definitely worth reading. If you have time, please read it and bookmark it!
(End of this chapter)
"It's not bad!" Zhuo Ying nodded, "They are worrying about not having any activities, and they go shopping all day except surfing the Internet in the dormitory."
"Uh, let me explain first, our dormitory friendship has a purpose." I plan to tell Zhuo Ying the truth, otherwise those bachelors who are chubby will stare at other girls with their eyes staring at other girls, and they will be regarded as perverts. All right.
"I know your purpose, love is based on fate, we just want to create some artificial fate, don't we?" Zhuo Ying reached out to get the bag hanging from the flying pigeon, and looked around with a smile after getting it, " You will be out of school soon, you can ride a bike!"
"You looked like a thief just now!" I stepped into the car and waved her big hand, "Come on!"
"Okay!" Zhuo Ying actually jumped onto the back seat, and I was so scared that I hurriedly held the front of the car tightly so that I didn't dare to shake it in the slightest.
"Who did you learn how to get on the car?" I put one foot on the ground and one foot on the pedal, ready to ride away.
"Sasha used to get on the bike like this, and she even told me how to practice dancing on the bike." Zhuo Ying was still intoxicated by how Sasha got on the bike, and ignored my dark face.
"Stop learning these things from Sasha in the future. If you don't learn from the good, you will always learn from the bad." I was a little annoyed, "Stop following Sasha from now on, men with her bad habits can't stand it."
"Where are the bad habits? It depends on what you said. You don't like her bold personality. Everyone in our dormitory likes her." Zhuo Ying pulled my clothes.
"No, in fact, she looks okay, but her attitude towards boys is really unbearable." I flew home on a flying pigeon, "You must keep the friendship thing in mind, especially those single girls. Go, or those bachelors in our dormitory will trouble me."
"I know, I will help you, a great matchmaker!" Zhuo Ying sat behind and put a bag on my head, and kept talking about the matchmaker, "Why don't you go home and I'll put a matchmaker mole on your face, It must be pretty."
"No, it's ugly."
"Yes, absolutely, so that you can become a matchmaker in a legitimate way." What Zhuo Ying said really made me flatter her.
"Besides, I left you in the car." I shook my head helplessly, "I've never seen a girl who wants her boyfriend to become a matchmaker, hum!"
"It's okay, you sacrifice a little to solve the single problem in your dormitory." Zhuo Ying laughed to herself after speaking, "I think it's funny to imagine a big matchmaker mole next to your mouth."
"What's so funny, if you laugh again, I'll throw you out of the car." I turned my head to look at her, and this girl smiled so wildly that people on the side of the road turned their heads to look at her and didn't restrain themselves. "Hey, don't laugh, it's your turn to cook tonight. Remember!"
"Ah? When is it my turn? You were punished last night, so it doesn't count."
"Whoever says it doesn't matter, I don't care, you cook tonight. The car is about to turn, hug my waist." I don't care about her, sometimes I have to cheat when I should. This is my experience.
"But there's nothing in the refrigerator."
"It's okay, I'll go to the supermarket to buy later." It seems that she agreed. I wonder if Zhuo Ying's cooking is delicious?Alas, I feel hungry just thinking about it. Eating is really an important thing in life!
"Let's go shopping together."
"Okay." I agreed, "Why don't you just buy it in the small supermarket near our house, it's too far to go to the city center."
"Ah."
The supermarket near our house is pitifully small, but the items inside are fairly complete.Because it is not in the city center, the business has been dying, like a dying old man.Recently, I learned from others what buy one get one free promotion, saying that it was to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of the supermarket.Not to mention, the business seems to have improved in this way. In the past few days, many aunts and aunts who are greedy for small and cheap things have been coming here to buy things.
"Xiang Zhuoying, what kind of dishes are you good at?" I stopped Feige and turned to ask her.Zhuo Ying stood at the entrance of the supermarket and kept looking inside, but didn't hear me at all.
"What are you looking at? You look so serious." I walked over and hugged Zhuo Ying from behind, she turned her head and smiled and broke away.
"Why are there so many people? Isn't it usually quiet?" She asked me with a smile.
"Didn't you see the banner hanging on it? It's her third birthday. Let's go in and buy groceries. I'm hungry." I didn't wait for her to answer, I took her hand and went straight to the entrance.
"Do you eat fish?" I pointed to the big carp in the water tank and asked Zhuo Ying.
"Eat, but I don't know how to cook this dish." She stuck out her tongue and looked at me, then looked at me expectantly.
"Don't look at me like that, I won't either." I dragged her to the place where the vegetables were sold. I thought that Zhuo Ying would cook a lot of vegetables with such confidence. It seems that I overestimated her.
"I can make chili fried pork." She glanced at me and pinched my arm.
"Then you will cook this dish tonight." I winked at her, "We can buy whatever dish you know, hehe! You really deserve to be my good wife, she is beautiful and can cook! "You must not be stingy with words of praise for your girlfriend. This is a theory I read from some book. I think this sentence is very practical, and everyone will see the effect later.
"I can cook egg soup!" Zhuo Ying proudly said to me again, not knowing that she had fallen into my trap.
"Well, the food you cook must be delicious." I gave her a thumbs up, "I heard that drinking too much soup can beautify your face."
"It also depends on what kind of soup you are drinking. You can't drink too much of some soups."
"Yes, yes, but as long as it's cooked by you, I'll drink it even if it's poison." I feel like what the male protagonists in those disgusting romance TV dramas said, and after I finished speaking, I was so disgusted.
"Come on, Shou Sutong, you don't have to be so sweet. If you praise me so much, you want me to cook. I promise you tonight." After she finished speaking, she pinched me again. I grinned in pain, but she pretended Choose dishes on the shelf as if nothing had happened.
"How do you know I have a sweet mouth? Have you ever eaten it? Hey, tell me the truth, when did you secretly kiss me while I wasn't looking?" I pretended to be a wolf with a big tail.
"I won't tell you." Zhuoying tilted her head, holding a loofah in front of me for a while, "Look at it."
"What's wrong?" I wondered.
"You'll know if you look at it carefully." She gave me a serious look, "Yes, look at both eyes seriously. Yes, that's it." Then I felt a white light flash in front of me, and I heard Zhuo Ying's rampant laughter.
"Xiang Zhuoying~~~" I gritted my teeth and looked at her.
"Why?" She was about to run away after she finished speaking, she looked like a loach.
"Don't slip away, you dare to play me!" I grabbed her hand, "Tell me, which way to die? Love me to death or you love me to death?"
"Choose neither." She pretended to look at me pitifully with a weeping face on purpose.
"If you don't choose, then" I snatched her mobile phone while she was not paying attention, just now Zhuo Ying asked me to stare at the loofah, and then took a picture of me.I found the photo she took just now in her mobile phone, and I almost fainted after just one look.What the hell is this? Why am I staring at a woman's breasts in the photo, and I was photographed with cross-eyed eyes? I'm so mad!
"You... tell me, how do I punish you?" I waved her mobile phone in front of her.Who knew that she was not afraid of me at all, and dared to come forward and say, "Can I see what the photo looks like?"
"No." I said firmly. "Answer my question first, how to punish?"
"I was wrong." Zhuo Ying lowered her face, and deliberately twitched her shoulders, "It's my fault, I shouldn't offend Su Tong. I didn't know you were so mean." You pretended to be pitiful, if you put a few drops of eye drops in your eyes It is estimated that it will deceive the eyes of countless ordinary people, but unfortunately this set does not work for me, I am an Oscar winner eh!
"Stop pretending, do you admit your mistake like this? How dare you say I'm stingy, look at how you took a picture of me." I handed her the phone, "I have such a suave and handsome face , I have such charming eyes, I am so sunny and cute." Before I finished speaking, Zhuo Ying was already holding her stomach and laughing so hard.
"Haha. Haha, are you looking at the loofah or the cute cross-eyed cock!" She glanced at me and at the people in the photo, comparing them.I was so angry that I could only keep my face black and didn't hum.In the end, I could only carry a shopping basket and desperately buy things, and she kept laughing behind me.Hmph, Zhuo Ying has learned a lot from that guy Sasha, and now she can use any moves on me!Sooner or later, I will have to find a way to deal with her.
When paying, Zhuo Ying was still laughing non-stop, not caring about my feelings at all.Hmph, laugh, laugh, you will be miserable when you get home.
Walking out of the gate of the supermarket, I put the things on the ground for her to watch, and I didn't come by bike.When I walked to the parking place, I didn't see my beloved flying pigeon.Haha, who the hell is making such a joke, even playing peek-a-boo at this age.
"Why, are you looking for a bicycle?" An old shoe shiner walked beside me and asked me.
"Yeah, how do you know?" I looked at him, and my heart was a little angry. At such an age, I still hide other people's bicycles for fun. I really don't respect myself!
"I saw a guy pick the lock of the car with a vise and drive away." He shook his head and left. "He said the car belonged to him. He just picked the lock because he lost the key. Alas, it turned out to be a thief!"
I looked at the old man's trembling steps and couldn't help but smile bitterly.God damn it, thief!My flying pigeon is so old, it still makes the sound of creaking and falling apart when I ride it, and I think it is broken, but now it is fine, and it was stolen.That thief really doesn't have eyes, I can only comfort myself like this!
"Let's walk home, the car is gone!" I walked up to Zhuo Ying, picked up the big bag of food and walked forward.
"Where's our broken car?" Zhuo Ying stood there motionless, looking at me.
"It was stolen." I looked at her, then walked up to her and held out my hand to her, "Let's go!"
"Who stole it?" She remained motionless, looking at me and throwing another sentence.
ps: I recommend Zhulang's boutique novel "Bathing Dragon", which is different from my novel style, but it is definitely worth reading. If you have time, please read it and bookmark it!
(End of this chapter)
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