The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 24
"Su Tong, do you know what the girls say?" Long Lei asked me when I was eating in the cafeteria.

"I don't know. I never ask about things between girls."

"They put forward a new standard for choosing a boyfriend, saying: "If you are not handsome, then you have to be rich, if you have no money, then you have to be tall, if you are not tall, then you have to be humorous, If you're not humorous, then you have to be gentle, if you're not gentle, then you've got to be cool... If you've got nothing, then you have to go with the flow.Depend on!Who do they think they are?I don't know where these words were taken as truth. "Long Lei said very angrily.

"You already have girlfriends, and you don't care about the fucking standards."

"I report grievances for our male compatriots. Su Tong, think of a standard for us men to choose women."

"It's simple, just change a few words in their standards."

"What word to change?"

"If you are not pretty then you have to have boobs, if you have no boobs then you have to have butts, if you have no butts then you have to be kind, if you are not kind then you have to be considerate, if you don't If you are considerate, then you have to be coquettish... If you have nothing, then you have to say sorry!"

"Okay, that's it. Use the spear of the son to attack the shield of the son. Let's see if they dare to be arrogant."

"But Long Lei, don't forget, heroes are saddened by beauty, and men can't escape this disaster. Let them be arrogant now. After they get married and have children, they won't dare."

"Don't dare? You think simply. My mother is equally arrogant to my father. She stipulated three obediences and four musts for my father: follow my wife when I go out, obey orders, follow blindly when I make a mistake, wait for makeup, You have to remember your birthday, you have to be willing to spend money, and you have to endure beatings and scolding. Look how arrogant my mother has become."

"Hehe, I can't tell that your father is a good man outside, but he is a good man when he comes home."

"That's true. My father is really good to my mother. I have nothing to say. By the way, you haven't told me what's going on between you and Zhuo Ying?"

"It's okay, we just live together. She tortures me every day."

"He said it was okay. Tortured me every day." Long Lei smiled strangely. "What color is her bra?"

"Dirty. It's not like what you said. We are a pure man-woman relationship."

"Pure relationship between men and women." Long Lei repeated my words in a strange voice.

"You kid is looking for death. Didn't you chase her before, how could it be possible if you didn't catch up with me."

"Who says it's impossible. Beautiful women often like talented men. Just because you are second only to her in fame, there are absolutely conditions."

"Stop dreaming about spring and autumn. You don't think about business all day long, just think about these crooked ways. Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and after the Mid-Autumn Festival is the National Day holiday. Should you take me to see it?"

"I also said that I was thinking wrongly. I think you are full of obscene words and songs. Do you really want to go to the red light district?"

"En. I really want to try it. Experience the feeling of prostitution. In the future, writing novels can also be closer to life. Practice will bring truth."

"Aren't you afraid of infectious diseases?"

"How could I be so unlucky if you didn't catch it. Just once, indulge once."

"Okay! Goodboy! I'll make arrangements to call you after the holiday."

"Okay, as expected of brothers, there are prostitutes who go whoring together. But, aren't you afraid that Sun Ruohan will know?"

"Oh, it's too bad, Ruohan sent a text message during get out of class to ask me to find her downstairs in her dormitory after class. I forgot about it. I'll talk about it today, I'm leaving first." Long Lei dropped this sentence The words left in a hurry.I looked at his back and sighed with emotion, people with girlfriends are different, just now I said to vent my anger for my fellow men, I was so frightened that I immediately rolled back.

"Zhuo Ying's bra is pink with lace." I said to myself.The woman next to me may have heard my words, picked up the lunch box and sat on the other side.snort!You look like a terrorist, so you are afraid that I will have plans for you, and you don't want to smell yourself?Pretend to be a virgin!
(End of this chapter)