The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 39
It was past ten in the morning when I woke up.Why is there a foul smell?I feel that there is an alternative smell in the air.Looking up, I saw a small pagoda on the desk.What the hell?I have never bought this toy.I got out of bed.

"A thousand knives! Huzi, get the fuck out of me." I yelled.So angry, so angry.The damn cat dared to shit on my desk. "Get out and see if I don't eunuch you." He probably knew there was danger, but Hu Zi never saw it.I was wearing briefs and holding a badminton racket all over the world looking for it.

God damn it, that's my beloved desk.Although I don't use it often, I do wipe it down with a rag every day.

I don't know if the contents of the drawer were dirty with cat urine.I opened the drawer and let out a sigh of relief.dry.what.Why is there a disc in the drawer, take it out, the title is extremely tempting. "32 Styles of Sex".No way, when did I collect this kind of thing in my drawer, how could I not know.I suddenly thought of someone.Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu met last semester and lived in the same building as me.He often comes to our dormitory to watch porn.Originally, we six gentlemen didn't watch any kind of movies.One day Zhou Yu came in and asked Ah Niu, "Can I borrow your computer to download something?" Ah Niu boldly agreed and gave him the computer.Unexpectedly, Zhou Yu clicked on a certain website and downloaded an pornographic movie, saying: "This movie is pretty good, and you can't stop trying to expand your blood. For those of us who have never seen pornographic movies before, this is undoubtedly new and exciting. Yes. As he said, this movie really stretched our blood, and some people even died from being overly excited while watching the movie.

From then on, Zhou Yu often came to our dormitory to download porn, and I knew his name after the frequent visits.

Zhou Yu was known as the porn king in school, because he wanted porn every day, and he insisted on it for ten years.I don't know why he likes to watch this kind of movie, just like I don't know that I have to read an English word five times to remember it.What's even worse is that he can still talk a lot when others are staring and drooling.

"This posture is comfortable, but it's not aesthetically pleasing. I can guarantee it." Zhou Yu said with experience.

"Have you tried?" I asked.

"No, but look at the man's expression, he seems to be enjoying it."

"Actually, I think that making love is just those two movements, as long as it feels good, why bother with so many poses."

"Comfort is one aspect, but beauty is also necessary. If something has no beauty at all, it will be considered a failure." Zhou Yu said clearly.

"Don't you think there is beauty in making love?" I don't understand. "A movie is just a few actions from the beginning to the end, and most of them go straight to the point, without plot and logical reasoning. Watching one or two of such movies can be said to be venting." , Don’t you feel sick after watching too much?” I don’t like porn movies.

"Well, maybe you don't understand, there are actually many positions in making love, and each of them has a corresponding name."

"You are such an expert." I gave a thumbs up, what a talent.

The next day, Zhou Yu gave me a disc titled "32 Styles of Sex".He said: "After you see it, you will know that there is beauty in doing that." I casually stuffed it in the desk drawer.The so-called most dangerous place is the safest.The disc has really never been found, and I've forgotten about it.

Today I dug out the disc again, I had to hide it in a secret place, it would be miserable if Zhuo Ying found out.

"Huzi, bullet swallower, get out of here." After I hid the disc, I went all over the world looking for Huzi, a perverted cat. "I will never spare you today, and I will break your other three legs. Let's see if you still poop."

Finally found it under the couch.snort!You are miserable, Zhuo Ying is not here, no one can help you.

(End of this chapter)