Marvel's Magneto is a good guy
Chapter 339 Killing a Purple Sweet Potato Essence!
Chapter 339 Kill a Purple Sweet Potato Essence!
Pay it back!
The reason for finding someone is not only that Deadpool is a little confused, but the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are even more shocked. The reason for making such a big noise is to ask for debts?
"Woooooo..." Deadpool's mouth was still gagged and he couldn't speak at all. Eric pulled off his mask, and Deadpool spit wildly.
"Bah, bah, bah! This mask stinks, damn it, I remember I just washed it two months ago, and poured two bottles of Chanel into it." Deadpool clutched his throat, rolling his eyes as if poisoned.
Eric raised his other hand and knocked hard on his forehead, "Pay back the money!"
"Hey, man, when did I owe you money? We just met!" Deadpool clutched his waist pocket, "I have absolutely no money in my pocket, absolutely no 25 dollars and 20 cents, you can't touch me wallet."
Eric grinned at the corner of his mouth, opened his hand, forcibly tore his pocket, and a pile of coins inside fell out. Eric's face changed, his palm flipped lightly, and the coins jumped into his palm automatically.
"It's not this!" Eric's face was grim, and he closed his palms hard, and the coin was crushed into a piece of scrap iron by him, and it remained on the ground casually.
"Oh, God, my money!" Deadpool struggled to escape Eric's claws, Eric let him go, and he immediately knelt down on the ground, crying bitterly while hugging the scrap iron.
The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were dumbfounded and looked at the sky speechlessly, for fear that Deadpool's outrageous actions would offend this mysterious strong man.
Eric didn't get angry because of this, but let out a hearty laugh, shaking the plane for a while.
"Hey hey hey! Stop it, my God, your laughter is worse than Voldemort, why didn't Gandalf come to you? Didn't you steal My Little Pony's ring?" Deadpool turned the scrap iron, Covering the top of his head with his hands, he spoke nonsense for a while, and then moved his hands to his ears, "Strange, why are my ears here?"
"You guys, get out!" Eric stopped laughing, pointed at the door, and glared at Coulson. Coulson shrugged and led the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents back out, but the surveillance was all switched to this room .
How could Eric not know this, but he just pretended not to know, looked around for a long time, nodded in satisfaction, and pulled up Deadpool, "You have accepted ten gold bars from me!"
"Hey, buddy, don't talk nonsense, we have never met, how could I accept your gold bars, now it's the 21st century, how can anyone trade gold bars? We all use US dollars! Wait... "As he was talking, Deadpool was taken aback for a moment, thinking of something, "I seem to have received gold bars once, but that time was..."
"It's me!" Eric pulled Deadpool's collar and roared at him, shattering several surveillance cameras.
"You are..." Deadpool's avocado-like face was full of disbelief.
"Shut up! It's me!" Eric roared again, interrupting Deadpool's words.
Deadpool immediately understood his intentions, stopped mentioning his name, and raised his hands, "Okay, okay, I have received your gold bars, and the task has not been completed, dude, you are so rich, why do you care about such things?" A little bit of gold bars? But then again, I am a reputable mercenary. If you want it, I will give it back to you. However, can you give me a few days? The little asset I have left has been pinched by you Scrap iron, I don't even have lunch money, woo woo..."
"In a few days, it will be there?" Eric pretended to believe in Deadpool, and let Coulson and other agents cover their faces for a while. I also believe this kind of nonsense. Isn't this Savage King too simple?
Deadpool nodded hurriedly, "Of course, of course, someone paid a high price for my head. When I sell my head, I will have money to buy gold bars and return it to you."
Eric stared at Deadpool's head up and down, and looked at Deadpool with hair straight, "Hey! It's another me, not this one."
Eric nodded in a daze, then hugged Deadpool with his shoulders and backs, and punched the void in front of him with the other hand. The space was suddenly shattered, revealing a black hole. Eric reached in and grabbed Handed a large piece of barbecue to Deadpool, grinned, "Eat!"
Deadpool's nose moved slightly, and he swallowed exaggeratedly, "Dude, you are such a good person, I don't care about my lunch money with you!"
After all, Deadpool grabbed the barbecue and gnawed wildly, Eric smiled happily on the sidelines.
Deadpool's special physique made him not worry about poisons at all. Even if he drank a whole pot of toilet cleaner and jumped off a skyscraper, he could only lie down for a while. In his dictionary, there is no such thing as poison. The word "poison" does not exist.
There is indeed no poison in this piece of barbecue, but Eric has added some other ingredients to it, the star-eating bee.
These star-eating bees were compressed by him with a unified position, making them even smaller, hiding in the muscle fibers of the barbecue, and it was impossible for Deadpool to notice.
After Deadpool ate up all the barbecue, Eric showed a satisfied smile. He had embedded the star-eater bee into Deadpool's skeleton, but he didn't notice it, following him like a gangrene he.
"You, friend!" Eric patted Deadpool's chest and hugged him enthusiastically, but Deadpool looked disgusted, "Dude, can you let me go? I'm only interested in protruding beauties, Of course, it is not unacceptable if you are handsome, but you are too strong! I think my length may not be enough."
Eric pretended to be dazed on the surface, but he even wanted to kill him in his heart. Wasn't it long enough?Why use your length?Why can't I use mine?Nonsence!What shit length, is there anyone who talks like that?
However, one of the main purposes of this trip was achieved.
After getting close to Deadpool, Eric finally made sure that the Goddess of Death had noticed him!
As we all know, Deadpool is the favorite of the Goddess of Death, but when did the Goddess of Death notice Deadpool?This is hardly known.Eric previously thought that the Goddess of Death noticed Deadpool after Deadpool came into contact with Thanos, but the close feeling just now made him overturn this view.
Deadpool already has a trace of the Goddess of Death on his body. Eric has been in contact with the Goddess of Death before. It is a kind of regular existence, with an indescribable but profoundly affecting unique breath. He will never forget it!
However, Deadpool hasn't contacted Thanos yet, so Eric's plan is only half completed. He rolled his eyes and smiled, "Friend, there is a deal, do you want to accept it?"
"What are you doing? Why don't you still look for someone? God, please don't let me look for someone again."
Eric shook his head, showing his white teeth, "Kill!"
"That's good, tell me first, how much will you give me?" Deadpool patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.
"I'll help you heal your face." Eric pointed to Deadpool's avocado face.
"Really?" Deadpool stared, "Tell me, who to kill?"
"Kill a purple sweet potato essence!"
(End of this chapter)
Pay it back!
The reason for finding someone is not only that Deadpool is a little confused, but the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are even more shocked. The reason for making such a big noise is to ask for debts?
"Woooooo..." Deadpool's mouth was still gagged and he couldn't speak at all. Eric pulled off his mask, and Deadpool spit wildly.
"Bah, bah, bah! This mask stinks, damn it, I remember I just washed it two months ago, and poured two bottles of Chanel into it." Deadpool clutched his throat, rolling his eyes as if poisoned.
Eric raised his other hand and knocked hard on his forehead, "Pay back the money!"
"Hey, man, when did I owe you money? We just met!" Deadpool clutched his waist pocket, "I have absolutely no money in my pocket, absolutely no 25 dollars and 20 cents, you can't touch me wallet."
Eric grinned at the corner of his mouth, opened his hand, forcibly tore his pocket, and a pile of coins inside fell out. Eric's face changed, his palm flipped lightly, and the coins jumped into his palm automatically.
"It's not this!" Eric's face was grim, and he closed his palms hard, and the coin was crushed into a piece of scrap iron by him, and it remained on the ground casually.
"Oh, God, my money!" Deadpool struggled to escape Eric's claws, Eric let him go, and he immediately knelt down on the ground, crying bitterly while hugging the scrap iron.
The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were dumbfounded and looked at the sky speechlessly, for fear that Deadpool's outrageous actions would offend this mysterious strong man.
Eric didn't get angry because of this, but let out a hearty laugh, shaking the plane for a while.
"Hey hey hey! Stop it, my God, your laughter is worse than Voldemort, why didn't Gandalf come to you? Didn't you steal My Little Pony's ring?" Deadpool turned the scrap iron, Covering the top of his head with his hands, he spoke nonsense for a while, and then moved his hands to his ears, "Strange, why are my ears here?"
"You guys, get out!" Eric stopped laughing, pointed at the door, and glared at Coulson. Coulson shrugged and led the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents back out, but the surveillance was all switched to this room .
How could Eric not know this, but he just pretended not to know, looked around for a long time, nodded in satisfaction, and pulled up Deadpool, "You have accepted ten gold bars from me!"
"Hey, buddy, don't talk nonsense, we have never met, how could I accept your gold bars, now it's the 21st century, how can anyone trade gold bars? We all use US dollars! Wait... "As he was talking, Deadpool was taken aback for a moment, thinking of something, "I seem to have received gold bars once, but that time was..."
"It's me!" Eric pulled Deadpool's collar and roared at him, shattering several surveillance cameras.
"You are..." Deadpool's avocado-like face was full of disbelief.
"Shut up! It's me!" Eric roared again, interrupting Deadpool's words.
Deadpool immediately understood his intentions, stopped mentioning his name, and raised his hands, "Okay, okay, I have received your gold bars, and the task has not been completed, dude, you are so rich, why do you care about such things?" A little bit of gold bars? But then again, I am a reputable mercenary. If you want it, I will give it back to you. However, can you give me a few days? The little asset I have left has been pinched by you Scrap iron, I don't even have lunch money, woo woo..."
"In a few days, it will be there?" Eric pretended to believe in Deadpool, and let Coulson and other agents cover their faces for a while. I also believe this kind of nonsense. Isn't this Savage King too simple?
Deadpool nodded hurriedly, "Of course, of course, someone paid a high price for my head. When I sell my head, I will have money to buy gold bars and return it to you."
Eric stared at Deadpool's head up and down, and looked at Deadpool with hair straight, "Hey! It's another me, not this one."
Eric nodded in a daze, then hugged Deadpool with his shoulders and backs, and punched the void in front of him with the other hand. The space was suddenly shattered, revealing a black hole. Eric reached in and grabbed Handed a large piece of barbecue to Deadpool, grinned, "Eat!"
Deadpool's nose moved slightly, and he swallowed exaggeratedly, "Dude, you are such a good person, I don't care about my lunch money with you!"
After all, Deadpool grabbed the barbecue and gnawed wildly, Eric smiled happily on the sidelines.
Deadpool's special physique made him not worry about poisons at all. Even if he drank a whole pot of toilet cleaner and jumped off a skyscraper, he could only lie down for a while. In his dictionary, there is no such thing as poison. The word "poison" does not exist.
There is indeed no poison in this piece of barbecue, but Eric has added some other ingredients to it, the star-eating bee.
These star-eating bees were compressed by him with a unified position, making them even smaller, hiding in the muscle fibers of the barbecue, and it was impossible for Deadpool to notice.
After Deadpool ate up all the barbecue, Eric showed a satisfied smile. He had embedded the star-eater bee into Deadpool's skeleton, but he didn't notice it, following him like a gangrene he.
"You, friend!" Eric patted Deadpool's chest and hugged him enthusiastically, but Deadpool looked disgusted, "Dude, can you let me go? I'm only interested in protruding beauties, Of course, it is not unacceptable if you are handsome, but you are too strong! I think my length may not be enough."
Eric pretended to be dazed on the surface, but he even wanted to kill him in his heart. Wasn't it long enough?Why use your length?Why can't I use mine?Nonsence!What shit length, is there anyone who talks like that?
However, one of the main purposes of this trip was achieved.
After getting close to Deadpool, Eric finally made sure that the Goddess of Death had noticed him!
As we all know, Deadpool is the favorite of the Goddess of Death, but when did the Goddess of Death notice Deadpool?This is hardly known.Eric previously thought that the Goddess of Death noticed Deadpool after Deadpool came into contact with Thanos, but the close feeling just now made him overturn this view.
Deadpool already has a trace of the Goddess of Death on his body. Eric has been in contact with the Goddess of Death before. It is a kind of regular existence, with an indescribable but profoundly affecting unique breath. He will never forget it!
However, Deadpool hasn't contacted Thanos yet, so Eric's plan is only half completed. He rolled his eyes and smiled, "Friend, there is a deal, do you want to accept it?"
"What are you doing? Why don't you still look for someone? God, please don't let me look for someone again."
Eric shook his head, showing his white teeth, "Kill!"
"That's good, tell me first, how much will you give me?" Deadpool patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief.
"I'll help you heal your face." Eric pointed to Deadpool's avocado face.
"Really?" Deadpool stared, "Tell me, who to kill?"
"Kill a purple sweet potato essence!"
(End of this chapter)
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