Martial arts become gods

Chapter 144 I'm a Vegetable

"Mo Xian..." Shen Wei exclaimed, "There's a tree growing on your head!"

"Uh..." Mo Xian was helpless, and kept cursing Xiao En in his heart.

"Why do you grow trees on your head?" Shen Wei asked curiously.

"This..." Mo Xian hesitated for a moment. Before he could speak, a voice came out automatically, "Because... I am a vegetable!"

The voice is exactly the same as his, it must be Xiaoen's fault.

"Vegetable?" Shen Wei was taken aback for a moment, then covered her mouth and laughed loudly, and at the same time said out of breath, "Why didn't I realize that you are so good at pleasing girls, you must have cheated many girls! "

Mo Xian originally wanted to explain, but seeing Shen Wei's excited look, he had no choice but to follow Shen Wei's words: "Teacher, just like me, do you think any girl will be deceived by me?"

"It seems that you still have a bit of self-knowledge, but the tree on your head is not bad, is it true or not, it must not be a prop you made specially to please girls!" Shen Wei stretched out her hand to Mo Xian Xiao En on the head touched it.

Mo Xian was about to hide, but it was too late, Shen Wei's hand had already touched Xiao En.

"Beautiful sister!" Xiao En scratched her head in excitement.

"Wow, it can still move, you did it very delicately!" Shen Wei said with a laugh.

"Not only is it exquisite, but it will also grow bigger!" Xiao En muttered, and then began to branch out a lot.

"Xiao En, don't make trouble!" Mo Xian suddenly wanted to cry, this Xiao En is simply a big trouble, sooner or later he will be murdered and arrested for research.

But Xiao En didn't listen at all, and continued to go her own way.

"What a miraculous tree!" Shen Wei's eyes were filled with brilliance, and she didn't even notice that a few tree vines had sneaked up behind her.

Then, the vines shrank suddenly, and Shen Wei's delicate body was pulled towards Mo Xian, and the two of them were tightly entangled.

The two seemed to be softened together, nose to nose, mouth to mouth.

The two could feel each other's breath.

Time seemed to pause for a while, and then Shen Wei reacted, and suddenly let out an angry scream: "Mo Xian, you bastard, let me go!"

"Well, I can't help it!" Mo Xian bit the bullet and said, Xiao En did it on purpose.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!" Shen Wei kept writhing, seemingly unaware that with the ambiguous posture of the two of them now, any movement of her would be deadly poison to Mo Xian.

"It's really none of my business, teacher, please don't move!" Mo Xian was about to cry now, trying to suppress the inexplicable throbbing in his heart while desperately trying to explain.

Suddenly, Shen Wei seemed to feel something, her twisting body stopped still, and her face turned red to the neck.

"Teacher, it's really none of my business!" Mo Xian said in pain, it was simply suffering for him now.

Xiaoen also seemed to have had enough fun, and quietly took the tree and vine back.

But the two of them didn't seem to react, they were still just sticking together, each other could hear the rapid heartbeat of the other.

After reacting, the two jumped away at the same time.

Shen Wei blushed like an apple, and she felt that her ears were starting to have a fever.Looking at the innocent Mo Xian opposite, she said sharply, "Bastard, did you do it on purpose?"

"Don't you believe me when I say it?" Mo Xian said, and at the same time cursed Xiaoen thousands of times in his heart, and now he can't wash away even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Shen Wei bit her lips lightly. She originally thought that she would be extremely angry, but she didn't. Instead, she seemed a little secretly happy.

"Teacher, are you okay? I really didn't mean it." Mo Xian bit the bullet and said.

"Hmph, I'm going back to clean you up!" Shen Wei snorted coldly, and turned around quickly, as if she didn't want Mo Xian to see her messed up look.

After she returned to normal, Shen Wei said angrily: "Take advantage and still look innocent, how did I teach you such a bastard to come out, hurry up!"

"Uh..." Mo Xian could only smile wryly and shook his head.

But after such a fuss, Shen Wei's previous worries seemed to have eased a lot.

"Xiao En, you are messing around in the future, believe it or not, I will cut you off!" Mo Xian scolded in his heart as he walked away.

"Stop coming, you two were obviously very happy just now, don't think I can't feel it!" Xiao En said triumphantly.

"What do you know about a tree? Could it be that you are a man?" Mo Xian suddenly had a thought in his heart. When he thought that there was a possibility that there was a man living in his body, he felt a chill.

"Have you heard that trees are divided into men and women?" Xiao En said angrily.

"Uh, then what are you doing?" Mo Xian thought about it, what gender can a tree have.

"I'm here to help you, you elm bump, when will you get out of the ranks of single dogs! When you get the hang of it, the day lily will be cold." Xiao Enyu said earnestly.

"Single dog?" Mo Xian was taken aback, he had never heard of this word, but thinking about it carefully, it was very appropriate.

Just as they were talking, Mo Xian and Shen Wei approached the Tengyang Formation, and suddenly a burst of lively atmosphere spread over the surface.

Tengyang Town is quite lively, with a very dense population, and most of them pass through here to go to Taichu City, so the floating population is very large, and naturally the commerce is also developed.

"Miss Shen Wei, you are finally back, I have been waiting here for a long time!"

As soon as Mo Xian and Shen Wei stepped into the town gate, a very feminine voice came over, and immediately after, a large group of people surrounded them.

Some of them were holding all kinds of flowers, and some were holding all kinds of gifts, all kinds of strange things, almost immediately became a landscape at the gate of the town, and immediately attracted a large crowd of spectators.

Those people holding all kinds of things surrounded a man about 20 years old like stars and the moon. This man had a very feminine face. At first glance, he looked like a woman. His eyes were blue, and he seemed to be excessively indulgent.

"Miss Shen Wei, I heard that you are coming back today. I specially prepared some gifts. I hope you like them!" The feminine face has the ability to make people sick.

"Hey, the young master of the Zhou family is generous, and he just gives out so many gifts casually, which girl has the heart to refuse."

"That's right, Young Master Zhou is handsome and powerful. Which girl can be liked by him, it's simply the virtues of her previous life."

There was a lot of discussion around, and this feminine man was full of complacency when he heard it.

(End of this chapter)