cultivating immortals and planting the fields

Chapter 1 Sun Wukong gave me a stone

"It's not that I told your mother about you. Look at your classmates. They were either a civil servant and became an official, or entered a company and became a manager or something. But you, you have been five or six years since you graduated. It’s been a year, you don’t want to go to the civil service exam, and it’s boring to say that there’s intrigue there. But when you go out to work, you change companies almost every year, and you’re fired by the company every year. I’m not going to talk about these things, although I’m talking about your mother and the rich I can’t compare it, but it’s okay to buy you a house and get married. But what about you? You said it’s too early not to fall in love in college, and you said you didn’t find a good one if you didn’t talk after graduation, but me and Your mother asked someone to introduce someone to you. You have met in your [-]s or [-]s, but none of them are good? Hey, let me ask you, are you listening to me, you bastard? do what"

Seeing that what I said here was dry mouth and froth at the corners of his mouth, but this kid was still absent-mindedly looking at the broken stone in his hand. Thinking of this, Zhang Wei's father got angry and stood up. He walked towards his son Zhang Wei.

If it wasn't for Zhang Wei's quick reaction, the stone might have been snatched away by his dad just now and thrown away, and it would be difficult to find it again. Now, he has not been a fairy for more than [-] years.

Although he is just a land god in a small flat peach garden in the heavenly court, he is still a god after all, but what about now?If you want to eat a peach, it's better to lick the peach pit.If you want to eat a tomato, you add a ripening agent, and the watermelon doesn't even taste as good as the watermelon rind from Bodhi.In the human world, there is nothing to eat, nothing to play, hey, not to mention, there are reinforced concrete everywhere, artificial fake scenes, it's like watching Huang Tingyun passing by in the heaven.Drunk lying in the old forest of flat peaches.

Thinking of the monkey grandson's dream yesterday, Zhang Wei felt even more sad for a while, so that he didn't even listen to his father's lectures very carefully.It’s better to be a fairy, look at the scenery every day, eat flat peaches and fresh fruits, and sell two flat peaches for some wine when you’re free.Now that it has fallen to such a point, it is all the hateful patrolman Erlangshen, and that damned Xiaotian police dog.If he hadn't reported his smuggling and selling of flat peaches to the Queen Mother, would he have been demoted to the lower world to suffer this crime?Hey, it's also my fault that I didn't give Erlang Shen two extra flat peaches to eat.

In fact, I can't blame others for this. Do you think flat peaches are easy to smuggle?I saw that I ate two peaches secretly and no one could find out. I blame myself for being greedy. I am not greedy enough, let alone be greedy.It's not a fake for a god to drink to make a mistake.

Fortunately, I usually bribed the two great gods with flat peaches. When I entered the Luofan Lake of the Nantian Gate, although the four heavenly kings still collected my immortal status and received my supernatural powers, they didn't erase my memory, no? .Originally, Zhang Wei wanted to live peacefully and ordinaryly until he died of old age, and then waited for him to return to the heaven after his time in the mortal world. It would be good to be a little fairy, but he must not be greedy anymore.This is the number one commandment that Zhang Wei set for himself: abstain from greed.

Zhang Wei, who was eating, drinking, and waiting to die, was about to go back to the heaven and become a happy little fairy, but the dream of the dead monkey last night dispelled all of this.It is said that now the six realms are fighting, and all the passages in the four directions are going to be sealed. He, this small land that has been demoted, will not have to go back in the future. However, Sun Houzi thinks he has been filial in the past. When I went to the underworld, I made a stroke on the book of life and death, and my name was not left in the book from then on.

Before leaving, he gave Zhang Wei another rotten stone, saying that he brought it over when he was visiting Empress Nuwa, and gave it to him by the way. The reason for doing this is because his grandson never owes favors. I hope that Zhang Wei can use this stone to cultivate a land fairy, which is not bad.After all, Empress Nuwa's food must be extraordinary.

The broken stone given by Sun Houzi was of course the one Zhang Wei was holding.However, Zhang Wei spent most of the night groping, but he didn't know what and how to use the stone in the Nuwa Empress' Palace.That is to say, Zhang Wei has made up his mind not to be greedy in this life, that's why he got to the point his father said, he can't achieve success, he can't get a name, and he seems to be 27 or [-] without a wife.

When Zhang Wei was figuring out how to use this stone to cultivate himself into a land fairy, there was a sudden noise over there, and his father came out in anger, and almost snatched the stone away.Zhang Wei quickly put the stone into his pocket, looking at the angry father and his mother who was also looking at him with unfriendly eyes, he felt a little timid in his heart.The son is afraid that Lao Tzu will get angry, and it seems that it will work there.

I'm so scared, the best thing to do at this time is to talk about the good plan for tomorrow, and change the topic and improve myself by the way.

"Tomorrow and Sunday, there will be a large-scale job fair in Dongcheng Gymnasium. I will prepare and submit my resume tomorrow." Zhang Wei shrank his head as he spoke weakly, as if he was really wronged.

"Hey," Zhang Wei's father let out a long sigh, and the aura that was full of anger just now was instantly extinguished.At the same time, his waist seemed to be a little bent, and he looked like he was ten years old at this moment.

Looking at the son in front of him, he couldn't understand why his son was not as wise and powerful as himself?So much so that now I wonder if this is my son.Doubts are doubts, he is absolutely sure that this son is really his.

Although his son's IQ is not top-notch, he's not stupid either, and he's been admitted to a university anyway. In terms of appearance, he's not as good-looking as Pan An, but he's also a fair-looking talent.In terms of height of 1.7 meters and five heights, it is not too short.But why can't I find a job, let alone a wife?Seeing that my colleagues who are about the same size as me are all hugging their grandchildren one by one, can I not be in a hurry?

Looking at his father who was aging instantly in front of him, Zhang Wei's heart trembled. No matter whether he was a god in the sky or not, he was still his father in this life.

Zhang Wei opened his mouth several times to say something, but he couldn't speak as if something was blocked in his throat.

Knowing the son is like the mother, his son knows what's going on, no matter what it is, he is too lazy, lazy to fight for it.To put it bluntly, there is no need to worry about progress.

"Okay, Lao Zhang, I can't blame the children. We forced Xiaowei too fast. Xiaowei, it will be Qingming in two days. We haven't added graves to our parents for several years. It's time to go back to our hometown. Take a look, and let Xiaowei relax by the way. The air in the countryside is good, and the atmosphere is good, hey"

Mom gently patted Dad on the shoulder, persuading him softly, but the last sigh made Zhang Wei feel sad.

Zhang Wei's hometown, in his vague memory, seems to have been there once, when he was a child, before going to school, Zhang Wei only remembered that there were mountains there, and the mountains were endless, and the mountains were also It is very big, and there are many wild fruits and wild animals in the mountain. There is water, the river is clear, flowing down from the mountain, the cold spring water is very sweet, and there are fish in the small river. I remember Zhang Wei caught a fish that time.

However, since he went to school, he has never been to his hometown again. Besides, since his grandfather passed away, there are no relatives there, and Zhang Wei's father doesn't go there often.Not to mention Zhang Wei.

Looking at the parents who came out hand in hand, Zhang Wei felt melancholy. The fairy dream was shattered, and he would never be able to return to heaven to be a fairy. Li Ka-shing, the world's Beyond Bill.However, finding a good job, fooling around with a good wife, and giving birth to a fat boy for yourself is actually not bad. These are not the mothers that parents want?In fact, the requirements of the two elders are really not too high.After figuring this out, Zhang Wei really felt that he should do something.But what can I do?

Touching the small stone in his pocket, Zhang Wei was also a little confused, what should he do?He really doesn't know much about it himself. If he is not greedy or bribes when he is engaged in work, and if he does not know how to flatter, he will always be a small fish with dirty and tiring work and no future. Do he work in a company?It costs 10,000+ at every turn, and it seems that he can't even afford to rent a house with that little money, and he won't ask for his parents' money.Besides, even if I really started the company, what project would I do?Let alone engage in business.Perhaps, find a buddy to discuss?
Zhang Wei himself didn't have a settled mind, and at the same time, not being able to do the things of the gods in the heavens was a big blow to me. In his heart, he wanted to say but couldn't say it, so depressed.

The bar may be the place that Zhang Wei wants to go the most now, but it's not interesting to go to the bar alone.

(End of this chapter)