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Chapter 15 Big Stupid Stoke the Hornet's Nest
Chapter 15 Big Stupid Stoke the Hornet's Nest
Whether the fans love it or hate it, Xiang Ze certainly doesn't know.
In fact, it was a temporary idea, and he just wrote down a name he thought of.
But the shabby room is actually not bad, it is very detached, very artistic, and somewhat has the meaning of a paradise.In addition, the inscription on the humble room is so good...
"If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals. If the water is not deep, there will be dragons. This is a humble room, but my virtue..." Chen Yangqing chanted in frustration in the anchor room. As the host, his reciting skills are still very deep.
"Hmph, it can really fix things! How dare you use the word "shabby room"? It's clearly arty. If there is a fairy, there is a name, and if there is a dragon, there is a spirit. Is he a dragon? Or a fairy?" Disdain.
"Hey, hey, everyone, look at Daben! It's poking a hornet's nest!" Suddenly in the live broadcast room, many VIPs swiped their screens in red to remind everyone to pay attention to Daben.
What Big Ben pokes is not a hornet's nest, but a bee's nest.
This guy didn't feel tired at all after working for most of the day. Seeing that Xiang Ze was concentrating on his work, he ignored him. When he was bored, he went for a stroll in a woods to catch prey or something.
As a result, a large beehive was found in a fallen log. Surprised, he hurried over and hid behind a big tree to peek at the situation.
The situation is not good, there are too many bees around the hive, densely packed in a large area, the buzzing sound is like hail, it looks scary, and it sounds terrible.
But this also illustrates a problem, there must be a lot of honey in it!
The bear was tempted.
Bears love honey, but that doesn't mean they aren't afraid of bees.
If you have seen the animal world, you will know that when bears eat honey, their two paws are always waving on their faces, which is to drive away bees.
The skin on his body is thick and thick, and the bees cannot sting it.
But the bear's face, nose and mouth are not good, and the sting is also swollen and painful!
You only saw bears eating honey, but you didn't see people getting stung!
But bees are delicious.
The bear moved.
But he was really a little reckless this time. When the bees saw an enemy attacking, they immediately surrounded him!In order to protect their own homeland, all of them will fight to the death and die!
Daben waved his two bear paws like the wind, but he still couldn't resist!In an instant, his face and nose were swollen from the sting, and he couldn't even open his eyes!
I couldn't spare my hands to dig in, and finally let out a howl, and ran back!Under the pain, he panicked and broke the tree that was as thick as a bowl!There is another big bag on my head...
Daben was unfavorable at the beginning of the teacher, the experience is painful, and the lesson is profound.
Xiang Ze saw Big Ben running back screaming all the way, Lao Gao's face was swollen, he didn't look like a bear anymore!
I couldn't help being surprised: "What did you do?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Big Ben winked, gesticulating and complaining to the boss.
There was chaos in the live broadcast room, and there was a ball of laughter.
"I absolutely love Big Stupid, but I laughed like a pig!"
"Big stupid is so miserable! I feel so distressed... What should I do? Hahaha!"
"I went, this is too cute, stupid!"
"Now you know why my king named him Daben, right?"
"My king is really good at predicting things like a god, and he is so clever!"
……
Xiang Ze couldn't laugh or cry after hearing Daben's narration, you said you are so greedy!It's not that there's nothing to eat, so why do you have to poke other people's honeycombs?Did you say you asked for it yourself?
"Woo? Woooooo!" Xiong was unconvinced.
"Go to the edge of the stream and rinse with water first, this will reduce the pain a little... I'll go get some medicine to help you cure it. Such a big bear, it's really worrying!"
Xiang Ze wandered around the neighborhood and found two kinds of herbs that can cool down, detoxify and relieve pain. When he came back, he put them in a bamboo tube and mashed them up. Mix in herbs.
Wine already has the effect of detoxification and sterilization, let alone fairy wine!
Calling back Daben, he carefully pulled out the countless poisonous thorns on his face one by one, with all his concentration on pulling them out.
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, because the big guy suddenly discovered that Xiang Ze, who had always been tall and cold and handsome, had such a gentle side...
The drone approached the film understandingly, and the director deliberately enlarged the picture. Tens of 10 people held their breath, witnessing this moment of sudden warmth with their own eyes.
"I just realized that Xiang Ze is so handsome!" Luo Weier whispered in the anchor room.
"You just found out?" Xi Xi felt his heart beating.It seems that Xiang Ze's deep eyes, which are enlarged and close-up on the screen, are looking at himself... What should I do?
It seems that the face is a little red, otherwise how could it be so hot?
"I'm so fucking about to cry!"
"Yeah, I was suddenly moved."
"I laughed to death just now, now I will cry to death again!"
"My king's eyes are so gentle, if only I were stupid!"
"I want to be queen!"
"I want to be a princess!"
"Go away, the king is mine!"
"I just called the program team, and they said they are no longer accepting registrations! I'm so pissed off, why don't you let me make it up?"
"Yeah, why didn't I think of this! I'm going to call too, I'm going to find my king!"
Xiang Ze pulled out the bee stings on Daben's face and nose, and applied herbal medicine on it.
In just four to five minutes, the swelling and pain on Da Ben's face disappeared!Immortal wine and good medicine are really extraordinary!
"Woohoohoo!" The face was so good that he forgot the pain immediately, claiming to go to pick honey!The temptation of honey was too great, and Xiong couldn't let it go.
"Be careful this time, and you know that bees are afraid of fire, right?" Xiang Ze taught it in a slow voice.
The smart big stupid immediately understood, pulled out a fire stick from the bonfire, put it on his shoulder, and came straight to the woods in a menacing manner!
This time it was the little bees' turn to be unlucky.
Big Stupid covered his face with a bear paw, and with one hand, he swiped the fire stick in the beehive, burning the little bees to scatter and flee, the shit out of them!
In fact, the reason why the bees didn't sting him this time was because the medicine that Xiang Ze applied to him contained jade nectar.The taste of fairy wine is too strong, even the brave bees can't avoid it.
Daben dropped the fire stick, embraced the entire beehive in his arms, and walked back with a smile on his face.
There was a burst of applause and applause in the live broadcast room, but suddenly fell silent...
"Big stupid, be careful!"
"Big stupid, there's someone behind you!"
"Big stupid!"
Xiang Ze's live broadcast room was also in chaos, the red letters of various VIPs scrolled across the screen, and they were all shouting for Xiang Ze to save Big Stupid.
It's a pity that Xiang Ze can't see it at all...
But Da Ben suddenly had a sympathetic heart with the fans in the live broadcast room, and felt that there seemed to be something moving behind him... Suddenly looking back, he saw two black people staring at it maliciously!
In fact, it wasn't black, but Han Chong and Lu Yan'er, brothers and sisters.
They deliberately smeared a layer of mud on their faces, so as to better hide their whereabouts, because under the sun, the white skin is easy to reflect light.
Han Chong is fine, Lu Yan'er's face is snow-white, how easy it is to expose it.
In addition, it can also cover up the smell of humans to a certain extent, so that it is not easy to be detected by prey.
Both of them held a sharpened wooden stick in their hands, using it as a long spear, and they were ready to attack at any time!
Big Ben doesn't want to talk to them, and now he's not hungry...
So just hummed twice, turned around and left.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yaner flashed her figure, stopped in front of it, shot straight away, and showed a harmless smile to it...
"Woo..." Big Ben let out a deep roar from his throat, expressing a threat.
Suddenly, he felt the wind whistling behind his head, he hurriedly shrank his head, and a wooden root brushed the top of his head and passed by, which shocked Dadu into a cold sweat!
(End of this chapter)
Whether the fans love it or hate it, Xiang Ze certainly doesn't know.
In fact, it was a temporary idea, and he just wrote down a name he thought of.
But the shabby room is actually not bad, it is very detached, very artistic, and somewhat has the meaning of a paradise.In addition, the inscription on the humble room is so good...
"If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals. If the water is not deep, there will be dragons. This is a humble room, but my virtue..." Chen Yangqing chanted in frustration in the anchor room. As the host, his reciting skills are still very deep.
"Hmph, it can really fix things! How dare you use the word "shabby room"? It's clearly arty. If there is a fairy, there is a name, and if there is a dragon, there is a spirit. Is he a dragon? Or a fairy?" Disdain.
"Hey, hey, everyone, look at Daben! It's poking a hornet's nest!" Suddenly in the live broadcast room, many VIPs swiped their screens in red to remind everyone to pay attention to Daben.
What Big Ben pokes is not a hornet's nest, but a bee's nest.
This guy didn't feel tired at all after working for most of the day. Seeing that Xiang Ze was concentrating on his work, he ignored him. When he was bored, he went for a stroll in a woods to catch prey or something.
As a result, a large beehive was found in a fallen log. Surprised, he hurried over and hid behind a big tree to peek at the situation.
The situation is not good, there are too many bees around the hive, densely packed in a large area, the buzzing sound is like hail, it looks scary, and it sounds terrible.
But this also illustrates a problem, there must be a lot of honey in it!
The bear was tempted.
Bears love honey, but that doesn't mean they aren't afraid of bees.
If you have seen the animal world, you will know that when bears eat honey, their two paws are always waving on their faces, which is to drive away bees.
The skin on his body is thick and thick, and the bees cannot sting it.
But the bear's face, nose and mouth are not good, and the sting is also swollen and painful!
You only saw bears eating honey, but you didn't see people getting stung!
But bees are delicious.
The bear moved.
But he was really a little reckless this time. When the bees saw an enemy attacking, they immediately surrounded him!In order to protect their own homeland, all of them will fight to the death and die!
Daben waved his two bear paws like the wind, but he still couldn't resist!In an instant, his face and nose were swollen from the sting, and he couldn't even open his eyes!
I couldn't spare my hands to dig in, and finally let out a howl, and ran back!Under the pain, he panicked and broke the tree that was as thick as a bowl!There is another big bag on my head...
Daben was unfavorable at the beginning of the teacher, the experience is painful, and the lesson is profound.
Xiang Ze saw Big Ben running back screaming all the way, Lao Gao's face was swollen, he didn't look like a bear anymore!
I couldn't help being surprised: "What did you do?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Big Ben winked, gesticulating and complaining to the boss.
There was chaos in the live broadcast room, and there was a ball of laughter.
"I absolutely love Big Stupid, but I laughed like a pig!"
"Big stupid is so miserable! I feel so distressed... What should I do? Hahaha!"
"I went, this is too cute, stupid!"
"Now you know why my king named him Daben, right?"
"My king is really good at predicting things like a god, and he is so clever!"
……
Xiang Ze couldn't laugh or cry after hearing Daben's narration, you said you are so greedy!It's not that there's nothing to eat, so why do you have to poke other people's honeycombs?Did you say you asked for it yourself?
"Woo? Woooooo!" Xiong was unconvinced.
"Go to the edge of the stream and rinse with water first, this will reduce the pain a little... I'll go get some medicine to help you cure it. Such a big bear, it's really worrying!"
Xiang Ze wandered around the neighborhood and found two kinds of herbs that can cool down, detoxify and relieve pain. When he came back, he put them in a bamboo tube and mashed them up. Mix in herbs.
Wine already has the effect of detoxification and sterilization, let alone fairy wine!
Calling back Daben, he carefully pulled out the countless poisonous thorns on his face one by one, with all his concentration on pulling them out.
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, because the big guy suddenly discovered that Xiang Ze, who had always been tall and cold and handsome, had such a gentle side...
The drone approached the film understandingly, and the director deliberately enlarged the picture. Tens of 10 people held their breath, witnessing this moment of sudden warmth with their own eyes.
"I just realized that Xiang Ze is so handsome!" Luo Weier whispered in the anchor room.
"You just found out?" Xi Xi felt his heart beating.It seems that Xiang Ze's deep eyes, which are enlarged and close-up on the screen, are looking at himself... What should I do?
It seems that the face is a little red, otherwise how could it be so hot?
"I'm so fucking about to cry!"
"Yeah, I was suddenly moved."
"I laughed to death just now, now I will cry to death again!"
"My king's eyes are so gentle, if only I were stupid!"
"I want to be queen!"
"I want to be a princess!"
"Go away, the king is mine!"
"I just called the program team, and they said they are no longer accepting registrations! I'm so pissed off, why don't you let me make it up?"
"Yeah, why didn't I think of this! I'm going to call too, I'm going to find my king!"
Xiang Ze pulled out the bee stings on Daben's face and nose, and applied herbal medicine on it.
In just four to five minutes, the swelling and pain on Da Ben's face disappeared!Immortal wine and good medicine are really extraordinary!
"Woohoohoo!" The face was so good that he forgot the pain immediately, claiming to go to pick honey!The temptation of honey was too great, and Xiong couldn't let it go.
"Be careful this time, and you know that bees are afraid of fire, right?" Xiang Ze taught it in a slow voice.
The smart big stupid immediately understood, pulled out a fire stick from the bonfire, put it on his shoulder, and came straight to the woods in a menacing manner!
This time it was the little bees' turn to be unlucky.
Big Stupid covered his face with a bear paw, and with one hand, he swiped the fire stick in the beehive, burning the little bees to scatter and flee, the shit out of them!
In fact, the reason why the bees didn't sting him this time was because the medicine that Xiang Ze applied to him contained jade nectar.The taste of fairy wine is too strong, even the brave bees can't avoid it.
Daben dropped the fire stick, embraced the entire beehive in his arms, and walked back with a smile on his face.
There was a burst of applause and applause in the live broadcast room, but suddenly fell silent...
"Big stupid, be careful!"
"Big stupid, there's someone behind you!"
"Big stupid!"
Xiang Ze's live broadcast room was also in chaos, the red letters of various VIPs scrolled across the screen, and they were all shouting for Xiang Ze to save Big Stupid.
It's a pity that Xiang Ze can't see it at all...
But Da Ben suddenly had a sympathetic heart with the fans in the live broadcast room, and felt that there seemed to be something moving behind him... Suddenly looking back, he saw two black people staring at it maliciously!
In fact, it wasn't black, but Han Chong and Lu Yan'er, brothers and sisters.
They deliberately smeared a layer of mud on their faces, so as to better hide their whereabouts, because under the sun, the white skin is easy to reflect light.
Han Chong is fine, Lu Yan'er's face is snow-white, how easy it is to expose it.
In addition, it can also cover up the smell of humans to a certain extent, so that it is not easy to be detected by prey.
Both of them held a sharpened wooden stick in their hands, using it as a long spear, and they were ready to attack at any time!
Big Ben doesn't want to talk to them, and now he's not hungry...
So just hummed twice, turned around and left.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yaner flashed her figure, stopped in front of it, shot straight away, and showed a harmless smile to it...
"Woo..." Big Ben let out a deep roar from his throat, expressing a threat.
Suddenly, he felt the wind whistling behind his head, he hurriedly shrank his head, and a wooden root brushed the top of his head and passed by, which shocked Dadu into a cold sweat!
(End of this chapter)
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