Invincible starts from being an anchor
Chapter 12
Chapter 12
"Little brother, little brother, can you tell me where you are live-streaming ducks?"
Cai Luo lay quietly on the ground, her tone sounded a bit coquettish.
A wretched smile appeared on Xie Lang's face, and he said maliciously: "Ask me what I'm doing in the live broadcast room, are you going to give me a super rocket?"
"Uh..." Cai Luo was at a loss for words.
Can you still have fun playing?
How can someone send a girl a super rocket when they meet for the first time?
Can I have a B-face?
"That depends on whether you are handsome, little brother. If you are handsome, I can give you a gift." He did not say that he must say Super Rocket.
As soon as Xie Lang heard that there was something interesting, he immediately said: "Is it a super rocket? If so, I will tell you."
"Uh…"
Cai Luo was once again left speechless by Xie Lang.
Just kidding, a super rocket costs 2000 yuan.
Although Cai Luo's family conditions are good, there is no need to give a stranger 2000 yuan as a gift for nothing, right?
Wait, something seems wrong?
Is this still Xie Lang?
In your last life, you were a genius school girl in the capital of the earth.
Didn't they say that they would never fool female compatriots into giving rewards, would not be a bad face, and would rather die than eat soft food?
It seems that Xie Lang is on the road of iron bones, going farther and farther.
"666, watching the live broadcast for five years, this is the first time I see a male anchor ask a female player for a gift."
"No, no, there is another Guapima. Last time, Mr. Guapima paid 50 yuan to order a female companion to play with. As a result, the female companion was tricked by Guapima and tipped him thousands of yuan."
"Nimma, everyone is a talent anchor!!"
game.
It's time for Cai Luo to lay her dead body, and she was forcibly kicked out of the game by the system.
After arriving at the lobby, Cai Luo immediately entered "prodigal chicken" and applied to be added as a friend.
Xie Lang is currently in the game state, and has not yet received the friend request from the other party. .
Entering the room, Xie Lang was lucky and found a Fang Tian painting halberd.
Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, Xie Lang found that the character's actions slowed down a lot.
It turns out that the characters in this game have weights. The heavier the weapon, the slower the character moves.
Therefore, Xie Lang had no choice but to give up Fang Tian's painting of the halberd and continue searching.
When he went up to the second floor, Xie Lang saw through the window that there was someone hurrying by the outer door, so he immediately raised the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle, and shot out all the remaining Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles in one go.
call out!shhhhh!
["Saitama" selected by "Prodigal Chicken" used the rainstorm pear flower needle to shoot and kill the "gentle and handsome" Pan Feng, a total of 4 kills! 】
"Damn it, with such a mouthful, the needle will be taken out in seconds?"
"Report and report, this anchor has opened up a cheat."
"Hang on a woolen thread, Fish Pond Bureau, do you need to open a plug-in?"
Hearing others say that he uses cheats, Xie Lang smiled instead of anger. Looking at the full backpack outside the window, he smiled and said: "If you say I use cheats, everyone is welcome to come and challenge me. If you confirm that I use cheats, you will be rewarded with 100 million yuan." .”
"Since my brother left, I have never seen such an arrogant anchor again."
.........
At the same time, another popular anchor of Douyu live broadcast is Guapima.
Guapima is the Great Sima of Wuhu on Earth, but he is called Guapima in the parallel world Sky Blue Star.
Although Da Sima's nickname has changed on Tianlanxing, the live broadcast style is still funny.
"Students, Teacher Guapi just used a pair of iron-headed baby (Gourd Three Baby) today, and got to No.2 in the final round. It's a pity that I didn't get a chicken, but only a chicken butt. It's uncomfortable!"
"Students, Mr. Guapi is going to download the broadcast now..."
"It's still early, it's only 6 o'clock. Isn't Teacher Guapi live broadcasting until [-] o'clock? Let's play a few King of Fighters games."
"Hey, Mr. Guapi, go check out the first-hand room, or recommend us to watch a powerful (funny) anchor who is comparable to your chicken-eating skills."
"Mr. Guapi, just now there is an anchor named Machachong. Room number: XXXXX. He met the Nine Dragons Coffin Super-Rank Airdrop you've been dreaming of. I heard that he also released this Shenluo Tianzheng."
It just so happened that Guapima saw the barrage in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
Some things are just so coincidental. Among the tens of thousands of barrages, Guapima noticed this barrage and said with a smile:
"Hey, a classmate said just now that today a streamer encountered the legendary Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin Super Product Airdrop. Mr. Guapi, I have been playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for more than a year. I haven't seen it yet, only heard of it."
"Mr. Guapi will show you what is Nine Dragons Coffin Pulling, but before the ward rounds, Mr. Guapi will go to the bathroom first, eh, this is very comfortable."
Immediately, the barrage in Guapima's live broadcast room exploded instantly.
All the audience were brushing words such as "iron-headed baby", "stupid goose", "urinating horse", "the little boss is a leather sofa".
1 minute later.
Guapima returned to the live broadcast room again, and when he came to Xie Lang's live broadcast room, he saw the title of Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and immediately widened his eyes:
"The anchor 90 kills and eats chicken, and if he doesn't eat chicken, the audience will be too thin?"
Guapima touched his nose, first with a serious expression on his face, and then suddenly laughed wretchedly twice, and said in the live broadcast room:
"This little boss is probably Shi Lezhi. 90 kills and eats chicken, and if you don't eat chicken, the audience will have diarrhea? Wow, this little boss is really tricky. I, Teacher Guapi, have been playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for more than a year. I haven't heard of anyone who can 90 Kill and eat chicken!"
At this time, with the arrival of Guapima, all the audience in his live broadcast room also parachuted into Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
In less than 1 minute, Xie Lang had an invisible increase of more than 1 viewers.
The scene of the melon skin army airborne is unprecedented.
At this time, Xie Lang, who was licking his bags, finally came to his senses. He was still wondering why there were so many barrages in the live broadcast room all of a sudden, all of them were saying "The army of melon skins is here for a visit", "The little boss is very tired." Iron" and so on.
Guapima?
As soon as Xie Lang saw the barrage of "Little Boss Head Tie" and "Stupid Goose", he instantly thought of the Wuhu Da Sima on Earth.
"666, what kind of bulletproof vest is this anchor wearing? It feels really cool."
"It's the third-level protective clothing, the dragon scale armor!"
"Who said just now that there is an airdrop of super-products from Nine Dragons? Where, where? Just this one piece of clothing?"
Xie Lang glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and explained: "I picked up the Dragon Scale Armor in the yard. The airdrop of Nine Dragons Coffin is a book of Shenluo Tianzheng's skills, which was snatched by others. Now I am waiting .”
However, when Xie Lang welcomed Teacher Ma...
boom!
Suddenly there was a familiar gunshot in the distance.
"It's the sound of 98K."
With just one gunshot, Xie Lang recognized the sound of 98 bullets.
Ganqing still has many players lurking in Wutan City, waiting for the third round of poisoning.
(End of this chapter)
"Little brother, little brother, can you tell me where you are live-streaming ducks?"
Cai Luo lay quietly on the ground, her tone sounded a bit coquettish.
A wretched smile appeared on Xie Lang's face, and he said maliciously: "Ask me what I'm doing in the live broadcast room, are you going to give me a super rocket?"
"Uh..." Cai Luo was at a loss for words.
Can you still have fun playing?
How can someone send a girl a super rocket when they meet for the first time?
Can I have a B-face?
"That depends on whether you are handsome, little brother. If you are handsome, I can give you a gift." He did not say that he must say Super Rocket.
As soon as Xie Lang heard that there was something interesting, he immediately said: "Is it a super rocket? If so, I will tell you."
"Uh…"
Cai Luo was once again left speechless by Xie Lang.
Just kidding, a super rocket costs 2000 yuan.
Although Cai Luo's family conditions are good, there is no need to give a stranger 2000 yuan as a gift for nothing, right?
Wait, something seems wrong?
Is this still Xie Lang?
In your last life, you were a genius school girl in the capital of the earth.
Didn't they say that they would never fool female compatriots into giving rewards, would not be a bad face, and would rather die than eat soft food?
It seems that Xie Lang is on the road of iron bones, going farther and farther.
"666, watching the live broadcast for five years, this is the first time I see a male anchor ask a female player for a gift."
"No, no, there is another Guapima. Last time, Mr. Guapima paid 50 yuan to order a female companion to play with. As a result, the female companion was tricked by Guapima and tipped him thousands of yuan."
"Nimma, everyone is a talent anchor!!"
game.
It's time for Cai Luo to lay her dead body, and she was forcibly kicked out of the game by the system.
After arriving at the lobby, Cai Luo immediately entered "prodigal chicken" and applied to be added as a friend.
Xie Lang is currently in the game state, and has not yet received the friend request from the other party. .
Entering the room, Xie Lang was lucky and found a Fang Tian painting halberd.
Holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, Xie Lang found that the character's actions slowed down a lot.
It turns out that the characters in this game have weights. The heavier the weapon, the slower the character moves.
Therefore, Xie Lang had no choice but to give up Fang Tian's painting of the halberd and continue searching.
When he went up to the second floor, Xie Lang saw through the window that there was someone hurrying by the outer door, so he immediately raised the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle, and shot out all the remaining Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles in one go.
call out!shhhhh!
["Saitama" selected by "Prodigal Chicken" used the rainstorm pear flower needle to shoot and kill the "gentle and handsome" Pan Feng, a total of 4 kills! 】
"Damn it, with such a mouthful, the needle will be taken out in seconds?"
"Report and report, this anchor has opened up a cheat."
"Hang on a woolen thread, Fish Pond Bureau, do you need to open a plug-in?"
Hearing others say that he uses cheats, Xie Lang smiled instead of anger. Looking at the full backpack outside the window, he smiled and said: "If you say I use cheats, everyone is welcome to come and challenge me. If you confirm that I use cheats, you will be rewarded with 100 million yuan." .”
"Since my brother left, I have never seen such an arrogant anchor again."
.........
At the same time, another popular anchor of Douyu live broadcast is Guapima.
Guapima is the Great Sima of Wuhu on Earth, but he is called Guapima in the parallel world Sky Blue Star.
Although Da Sima's nickname has changed on Tianlanxing, the live broadcast style is still funny.
"Students, Teacher Guapi just used a pair of iron-headed baby (Gourd Three Baby) today, and got to No.2 in the final round. It's a pity that I didn't get a chicken, but only a chicken butt. It's uncomfortable!"
"Students, Mr. Guapi is going to download the broadcast now..."
"It's still early, it's only 6 o'clock. Isn't Teacher Guapi live broadcasting until [-] o'clock? Let's play a few King of Fighters games."
"Hey, Mr. Guapi, go check out the first-hand room, or recommend us to watch a powerful (funny) anchor who is comparable to your chicken-eating skills."
"Mr. Guapi, just now there is an anchor named Machachong. Room number: XXXXX. He met the Nine Dragons Coffin Super-Rank Airdrop you've been dreaming of. I heard that he also released this Shenluo Tianzheng."
It just so happened that Guapima saw the barrage in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
Some things are just so coincidental. Among the tens of thousands of barrages, Guapima noticed this barrage and said with a smile:
"Hey, a classmate said just now that today a streamer encountered the legendary Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin Super Product Airdrop. Mr. Guapi, I have been playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for more than a year. I haven't seen it yet, only heard of it."
"Mr. Guapi will show you what is Nine Dragons Coffin Pulling, but before the ward rounds, Mr. Guapi will go to the bathroom first, eh, this is very comfortable."
Immediately, the barrage in Guapima's live broadcast room exploded instantly.
All the audience were brushing words such as "iron-headed baby", "stupid goose", "urinating horse", "the little boss is a leather sofa".
1 minute later.
Guapima returned to the live broadcast room again, and when he came to Xie Lang's live broadcast room, he saw the title of Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and immediately widened his eyes:
"The anchor 90 kills and eats chicken, and if he doesn't eat chicken, the audience will be too thin?"
Guapima touched his nose, first with a serious expression on his face, and then suddenly laughed wretchedly twice, and said in the live broadcast room:
"This little boss is probably Shi Lezhi. 90 kills and eats chicken, and if you don't eat chicken, the audience will have diarrhea? Wow, this little boss is really tricky. I, Teacher Guapi, have been playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds for more than a year. I haven't heard of anyone who can 90 Kill and eat chicken!"
At this time, with the arrival of Guapima, all the audience in his live broadcast room also parachuted into Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
In less than 1 minute, Xie Lang had an invisible increase of more than 1 viewers.
The scene of the melon skin army airborne is unprecedented.
At this time, Xie Lang, who was licking his bags, finally came to his senses. He was still wondering why there were so many barrages in the live broadcast room all of a sudden, all of them were saying "The army of melon skins is here for a visit", "The little boss is very tired." Iron" and so on.
Guapima?
As soon as Xie Lang saw the barrage of "Little Boss Head Tie" and "Stupid Goose", he instantly thought of the Wuhu Da Sima on Earth.
"666, what kind of bulletproof vest is this anchor wearing? It feels really cool."
"It's the third-level protective clothing, the dragon scale armor!"
"Who said just now that there is an airdrop of super-products from Nine Dragons? Where, where? Just this one piece of clothing?"
Xie Lang glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and explained: "I picked up the Dragon Scale Armor in the yard. The airdrop of Nine Dragons Coffin is a book of Shenluo Tianzheng's skills, which was snatched by others. Now I am waiting .”
However, when Xie Lang welcomed Teacher Ma...
boom!
Suddenly there was a familiar gunshot in the distance.
"It's the sound of 98K."
With just one gunshot, Xie Lang recognized the sound of 98 bullets.
Ganqing still has many players lurking in Wutan City, waiting for the third round of poisoning.
(End of this chapter)
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