Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 27 Your whole family plays Yasuo!
"What, what did you say?"

Shangguan Wanwan just stared at Xie Lang, as if he couldn't believe what Xie Lang said just now.

Unexpectedly, Xie Lang repeated another sentence, saying:
"I said I want to break up with you, I'm dead, I fell to my death from upstairs, and I don't want to fall in love with you! You are too bad, every time I play black with you, and Yasuo mid lane is 0-10 ! Cuihua from the class next door is amazing, she can lead me to the top, can you? So bye bye!"

As soon as Xie Lang finished speaking, the male compatriots who watched the excitement on the street all cast appreciative glances at Xie Lang.

"666, you're pretty and sent it to 0-10, why don't you let me tell the truth?"

"That's right, break up, we must break up."

"Well done, the male compatriots earned another point."

"The child has been given away, the marriage has been divorced, and the house has been sold. Is there any brother who is in a double row to open a black top score? Zhanzheng College, wait online, hurry up!"

Shangguan Wanwan grabbed Chanel's bag and threw it at Xie Lang.

She originally wanted to use Xie Lang's hanging silk to help her get rid of Tuobayun, but this kid actually brazenly said that he played Yasuo to trick him?

Is this what a man should do?How shameless!

"You only play Yasuo, and your whole family plays Yasuo! You crazy, perverted."

Yasuo:? ? ? ?

Wherever you go, lie down.

"Uh…"

Now it was Tuoba Yun's turn to be dumbfounded.

He obviously didn't expect that the two lovers before would quarrel in the street, so he immediately stepped forward to comfort him, "Wuhou, this kind of man who only cares about playing games is not worth your cherishing, or you can be my girlfriend, we Let me teach you how to play Yasuo."

When Shangguan Wanwan heard this, his originally cloudy face turned dark again.

Especially when he heard the word Yasuo, he yelled at Tuobayun: "I don't play Yasuo, and I don't want you to teach me, are you annoying!"

Xie Lang took advantage of the situation to add fuel to the fire, saying:
"Brother, there is no grass anywhere in the world. Why do you have to fall in love with Yasuo's girl? Let me tell you, this woman is very cheating, and she likes to swear after giving away her head. I have been in love with her for more than a year and masturbated 1000 A lot of League of Legends cheated me for 99 rounds, a Yasuo, whose body lay in every corner of the Summoner Canyon, the jungler helped her gank and accidentally snatched the head, she Wen Neng hangs up and sprays the jungler, Wu Neng against the wind One pick five, it's really hard for me, can I not break up?"

"Damn it, this man is really talented, he doesn't even swear at anyone."

"Yeah, no wonder you can hook up with such a beautiful girl, your mouth must be very good at coaxing women."

"MMP, looking at his clothes, I thought he was bronze, but I didn't expect to be a king..."

"Everyone, take your notes carefully, you will use them later..."

Hearing the comments of the surrounding citizens, Tuoba Yun couldn't understand.

He didn't understand why Shangguan Houhou fell in love with such a hanging silk?
At first, Tuoba Yun didn't believe that the two of them would be boyfriend and girlfriend, but when they saw the same style of couple clothes, could it be fake?
Tuoba Yun frowned, and asked Xie Lang, "Brother, it seems inappropriate to say these things after breaking up?"

"Why isn't it suitable? Why don't you let me tell you about the food? For example, this is playing Yasuo with you..."

"I never played Yasuo."

"Okay, let's change the metaphor, you play Luban No. [-]..."

"I don't play Glory of Kings either!" Tuoba Yun stared fiercely at Xie Lang and gritted his teeth.

"Then we won't be able to talk today."

"Hehehe, you are really kind, you dare to dump Miss Shangguan just because of a game!"

"Yes, I dumped her, am I proud, am I proud? Did I say it everywhere?" When Xie Lang said this, he looked at Shangguan Wanwan provocatively.

From the very beginning, Li Xianghe sniped Xie Lang's League of Legends, but Xie Lang immediately returned the color the next day, and he knew that this guy was a master who must take revenge.

If Shangguan Wanwan talked to Xie Lang nicely, he might see that the other party helped him earn [-] points and help her get rid of this man.

But when Shangguan Wanwan asked Xie Lang for help, not only was he very rude, but he dared to threaten Xie Lang?
You must know Xie Lang's principle of dealing with people in the world: You respect me one foot, and I will return you ten feet!If you move me a foot, I will kill you!

Shangguan Houhou gritted his teeth in anger, but he didn't dare to attack.

It was mainly her who said that Xie Lang was her boyfriend. If she didn't admit it now, wouldn't she be slapped in the face again?
Xie Lang's sentence "you play Yasuo 0-10" is more painful than slapping her.

On Sky Blue Planet, who doesn't know that your whole family plays Yasuo, it's a very insulting sentence!

Taking a step back, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it for a while, the more he suffered, Shangguan Wanwan gritted his teeth, and suddenly said:
"Tuoba Yun, beat this kid up for me right now, and I'll be your girlfriend!"

"Hey, are you telling the truth?"

"Exactly!"

"it is good!"

Tuoba Yun rubbed his fists vigorously, twisted his neck again, and the sound of "creaking" was endless.

Unexpectedly, Xie Lang didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and he didn't plan to fight back, so he just put his face on it and said:

"Come on brother, in order to completely sever the relationship with this woman, I admit it! Come and beat me, as long as I can break up with her and let her be your girlfriend, I am willing to be beaten."

How disgusting is this?
Would rather be beaten than break up?
Seeing Xie Lang show his face up, Shangguan started to panic again.

She was really afraid that if Tuoba Yun beat this kid, what would he do if he wanted to be her girlfriend?
"This brat!!"

Shangguan Houhou felt that Xie Lang was like a nemesis sent by the heavens, and he restrained himself to death.

"I'm going to Nima!!"

Tuoba Yun gritted his teeth, without saying a word, swung his arms round, and suddenly slapped Xie Lang on the face with a "huh".

Why "huh" instead of "pa"?
Because the slap didn't hit Xie Lang's face at all, it hit the air and made a whistling sound.

"what……"

As a result, the next moment, Tuoba Yun's slap "fanning the wind" actually "slapped" Xie Lang's body in a circle on the spot?

Unable to defend himself, Xie Lang twisted his body and flew onto Shangguan Houhou's body, supporting the opponent's shoulders with both hands and hitting the ground.

"Ah!" Shangguan Houhou let out a scream.

"Wu Wan, how are you?" Tuoba Yun rushed over in a panic, about to help her up.

Suddenly, I found that the posture of the two of them was very indecent.

"Oh...it hurts...it hurts me to death, you shameless bastard, you killed Miss Ben!!"

Shangguan Houhou fell to the ground on his back and was extremely embarrassed.

Coupled with the weight of Xie Lang's whole body, if he threw her to the ground, he might not be able to stay in the hospital for ten and a half months, so he would not be able to leave the hospital.

At this time, Shangguan Houhou felt pain in every inch of his back, and the pain caused tears to roll in his eyes.

She has never been wronged like this since she was a child.

(End of this chapter)