Invincible starts from being an anchor
Chapter 271 I've become stronger, but my hair is protruding!
Chapter 271 I've become stronger, but my hair is protruding!
Seeing Xie Lang's penetrating gaze, Yin Tianxiao's face turned pale with fright, and his body trembled violently.
This guy is so fucking scary!
He is obviously powerful, but he is wearing a pair of overalls and hanging silk here.
It made me almost provoke him.
This is a real dog.
Ding. .
"The resentment from Yin Tianxiao's heart, +100 troll points."
"The curse "You are a real dog" from Yin Tianxiao's heart, +500 troll points."
"From Yin Tianxiao's heart... I'm sorry, this person has provided you with the maximum amount of troll points, and it takes 24 hours to restore the cooldown."
After receiving the message from the system, Xie Lang suddenly sneered and said, "Yin Tianxiao, are you calling me a dog?"
I wipe?
A hint of surprise flashed in Yin Tianxiao's eyes, and he thought to himself: How did this guy know that I called him a dog? Could it be that he also learned psychological skills?
"Oh... Brother Lang, how dare I scold you? I'm going to ask you, do you need to come to my place to eat dog meat in this winter? In winter, eating dog meat is very nourishing."
Xie Lang smiled lightly: "There's no need to eat dog meat, you can help me call a helicopter now and take us back to Beijing."
Chen Erya on the side also nodded in agreement, and said, "Yes, Brother Lang, you still have a game tomorrow, go back early tonight..."
"That's right, Miss Chen is right, I'll call and send someone to send Brother Lang and Miss Chen back to Beijing."
Ten minutes later, a private helicopter slowly took off on the Northern Sea Route...
Back home, Xie Lang also received news that Chen Erya had arrived home.
Xie Lang checked the time, it is now 12 midnight.
For most people, this time has already passed Pai Gow with the goddess in their dreams.
But since Xie Lang wrote the novel, he found that midnight is the time when the inspiration is super bursting.
Opening the backstage of the writer's assistant, what Xie Lang didn't expect was that today for the first time, a book friend called "I'm single, but chic" rewarded himself with an elder, about 400 yuan.
Yo?
Do you not deduct troll points for rewards?
sure.
This product also has a message saying: "Wow Kaka...It's so good, it's so good, it's the first time I read this kind of sad protagonist article on QQ! Now it's all about the protagonist's brainless and invincible article. It's boring to read. I saw the author write the protagonist. It’s so cool to be abused, it’s better to put a cuckold on the protagonist, and I’ll steal the battery and give you a reward.”
"Fuck me, there are readers with such a brain circuit?"
Xie Lang was stunned, and casually flipped through a few comments.
"It's completely mindless. Is this the author's first time writing a short essay? I can't pretend to be awkward. I really can't stand it. I don't want to give it a star."
"After the appraisal, the grandfather plagiarized in the opening park; he came to the door to be a useless son-in-law, and plagiarized his son-in-law; with all due respect, I can recite the following plots backwards. An author like a silly dog, even if you have money, you can't praise it." Red your rubbish novel!"
"Curse +999 times from a certain book friend from all over the world!"
Invisibly, Xie Lang's [-]-word novel became popular in such a muddled way.
His fire was not because of the wonderful writing of the novel, but because he was scolded.
As long as there are book friends who are in a bad mood, come to his novel comment area to spray.
The whole book review was a mess.
"Ha ha ha ha."
After listening to many readers' cursing, Xie Lang was not only not angry, but also very excited.
Just kidding, from the trip to the North Sea, to the day of cursing the novel, Xie Lang's troll points have increased to 21! !
In just one day's work, Xie Lang earned 21 troll points before the novel even got a recommendation spot, and before it became popular all over the Internet.
"Forgive me for someone to say bluntly, in one month, no, half a month, I will be able to accumulate [-] million troll points, and travel back to the earth to find out the cause of my death."
Having a little fun secretly, Xie Lang decided to step up his efforts to get the book friends to complain.
When he came to the book review area, he first posted a post, and then added the essence to the top of himself, cursing:
"A group of poor readers, if you don't read other BB, you can do it if you can? I don't make money by writing novels, I like to read them, and I don't want to read Rakil. I'm not short of money."
After finishing speaking, Xie Lang gave himself another big reward of 10 yuan.
This forced, just ask how to pretend?
"Hey, the little trolls are about to take the bait..."
"Oh, 22 trolls clicked, no, 25, 30!"
"Hahaha, when it becomes number one in sales tomorrow, there will be more people on the cliff."
There was a complete riot in Xie Lang's book review area, and a large wave of troll readers cursed collectively.
Xie Lang didn't bother to care about it, so he went to sleep for a long time, lay down to get him a wave of trolling points, and then finished the game to see how many he got.
Xie Lang planned to temporarily hide his identity as a big star.
Otherwise, it will be exposed, and there will be another group of flattering and flattering readers. I am afraid that a lot of time will be wasted if the deduction is deducted.
The next day, Xie Lang slept until 12 noon.
Since the game started at 2 pm, he was not in a hurry.
After finishing lunch outside, Xie Lang went to the barber shop to get another cut...
Shaved!
That's right.
It's bald. .
Xie Lang has become stronger, but his hair is protruding.
He doesn't want to be talked about handsome behind his back, and he doesn't want to be handsome (deducted points) anymore.
Originally, after Xie Lang shaved his head, he was in a really good mood.
As a result, the barber said a few more words, saying that such a handsome and spirited guy, why did he shave his head?
The harmed Xie Lang was deducted 100 troll points for nothing.
At 1:[-] in the afternoon, the students were cleaning the playground, and some students were moving the mainframe of the computer.
Because college student contestants from all over the country will come to the home court of Civil and Military Academy to participate in the last championship game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
At the gate of the campus, a dozen young and beautiful girls in short skirts were clearly visible, forming a cheerleading team to welcome college students from other schools.
Even though the weather was very cold, it still couldn't stop their enthusiasm.
And at this moment, a super cool motorcycle flew in from the school gate.
What is unbelievable is that there is actually a reflective mirror sitting on the motorcycle?
Haha, no, who the hell shaved his head so that it reflected like a mirror!
"Fuck, who is this big bald head, it feels so arrogant."
"Hey, isn't this Brother Lang's motorcycle? Could it be that this bald head is..."
"Damn, he, he, he... he's Brother Lang!!"
"what!?"
The students who were cleaning the entire playground were taken aback for a moment, and then looked at the past one after another:
"Damn it, Xie Lang is such an asshole, why did he shave his head?"
"Whoa, why, why is my handsomeness forcing Senior Xie Lang to shave his head, he was so handsome before."
"It's not scary to shave your head. What's scary is that this guy who shaves his head is even more handsome than me!"
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Xie Lang's penetrating gaze, Yin Tianxiao's face turned pale with fright, and his body trembled violently.
This guy is so fucking scary!
He is obviously powerful, but he is wearing a pair of overalls and hanging silk here.
It made me almost provoke him.
This is a real dog.
Ding. .
"The resentment from Yin Tianxiao's heart, +100 troll points."
"The curse "You are a real dog" from Yin Tianxiao's heart, +500 troll points."
"From Yin Tianxiao's heart... I'm sorry, this person has provided you with the maximum amount of troll points, and it takes 24 hours to restore the cooldown."
After receiving the message from the system, Xie Lang suddenly sneered and said, "Yin Tianxiao, are you calling me a dog?"
I wipe?
A hint of surprise flashed in Yin Tianxiao's eyes, and he thought to himself: How did this guy know that I called him a dog? Could it be that he also learned psychological skills?
"Oh... Brother Lang, how dare I scold you? I'm going to ask you, do you need to come to my place to eat dog meat in this winter? In winter, eating dog meat is very nourishing."
Xie Lang smiled lightly: "There's no need to eat dog meat, you can help me call a helicopter now and take us back to Beijing."
Chen Erya on the side also nodded in agreement, and said, "Yes, Brother Lang, you still have a game tomorrow, go back early tonight..."
"That's right, Miss Chen is right, I'll call and send someone to send Brother Lang and Miss Chen back to Beijing."
Ten minutes later, a private helicopter slowly took off on the Northern Sea Route...
Back home, Xie Lang also received news that Chen Erya had arrived home.
Xie Lang checked the time, it is now 12 midnight.
For most people, this time has already passed Pai Gow with the goddess in their dreams.
But since Xie Lang wrote the novel, he found that midnight is the time when the inspiration is super bursting.
Opening the backstage of the writer's assistant, what Xie Lang didn't expect was that today for the first time, a book friend called "I'm single, but chic" rewarded himself with an elder, about 400 yuan.
Yo?
Do you not deduct troll points for rewards?
sure.
This product also has a message saying: "Wow Kaka...It's so good, it's so good, it's the first time I read this kind of sad protagonist article on QQ! Now it's all about the protagonist's brainless and invincible article. It's boring to read. I saw the author write the protagonist. It’s so cool to be abused, it’s better to put a cuckold on the protagonist, and I’ll steal the battery and give you a reward.”
"Fuck me, there are readers with such a brain circuit?"
Xie Lang was stunned, and casually flipped through a few comments.
"It's completely mindless. Is this the author's first time writing a short essay? I can't pretend to be awkward. I really can't stand it. I don't want to give it a star."
"After the appraisal, the grandfather plagiarized in the opening park; he came to the door to be a useless son-in-law, and plagiarized his son-in-law; with all due respect, I can recite the following plots backwards. An author like a silly dog, even if you have money, you can't praise it." Red your rubbish novel!"
"Curse +999 times from a certain book friend from all over the world!"
Invisibly, Xie Lang's [-]-word novel became popular in such a muddled way.
His fire was not because of the wonderful writing of the novel, but because he was scolded.
As long as there are book friends who are in a bad mood, come to his novel comment area to spray.
The whole book review was a mess.
"Ha ha ha ha."
After listening to many readers' cursing, Xie Lang was not only not angry, but also very excited.
Just kidding, from the trip to the North Sea, to the day of cursing the novel, Xie Lang's troll points have increased to 21! !
In just one day's work, Xie Lang earned 21 troll points before the novel even got a recommendation spot, and before it became popular all over the Internet.
"Forgive me for someone to say bluntly, in one month, no, half a month, I will be able to accumulate [-] million troll points, and travel back to the earth to find out the cause of my death."
Having a little fun secretly, Xie Lang decided to step up his efforts to get the book friends to complain.
When he came to the book review area, he first posted a post, and then added the essence to the top of himself, cursing:
"A group of poor readers, if you don't read other BB, you can do it if you can? I don't make money by writing novels, I like to read them, and I don't want to read Rakil. I'm not short of money."
After finishing speaking, Xie Lang gave himself another big reward of 10 yuan.
This forced, just ask how to pretend?
"Hey, the little trolls are about to take the bait..."
"Oh, 22 trolls clicked, no, 25, 30!"
"Hahaha, when it becomes number one in sales tomorrow, there will be more people on the cliff."
There was a complete riot in Xie Lang's book review area, and a large wave of troll readers cursed collectively.
Xie Lang didn't bother to care about it, so he went to sleep for a long time, lay down to get him a wave of trolling points, and then finished the game to see how many he got.
Xie Lang planned to temporarily hide his identity as a big star.
Otherwise, it will be exposed, and there will be another group of flattering and flattering readers. I am afraid that a lot of time will be wasted if the deduction is deducted.
The next day, Xie Lang slept until 12 noon.
Since the game started at 2 pm, he was not in a hurry.
After finishing lunch outside, Xie Lang went to the barber shop to get another cut...
Shaved!
That's right.
It's bald. .
Xie Lang has become stronger, but his hair is protruding.
He doesn't want to be talked about handsome behind his back, and he doesn't want to be handsome (deducted points) anymore.
Originally, after Xie Lang shaved his head, he was in a really good mood.
As a result, the barber said a few more words, saying that such a handsome and spirited guy, why did he shave his head?
The harmed Xie Lang was deducted 100 troll points for nothing.
At 1:[-] in the afternoon, the students were cleaning the playground, and some students were moving the mainframe of the computer.
Because college student contestants from all over the country will come to the home court of Civil and Military Academy to participate in the last championship game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.
At the gate of the campus, a dozen young and beautiful girls in short skirts were clearly visible, forming a cheerleading team to welcome college students from other schools.
Even though the weather was very cold, it still couldn't stop their enthusiasm.
And at this moment, a super cool motorcycle flew in from the school gate.
What is unbelievable is that there is actually a reflective mirror sitting on the motorcycle?
Haha, no, who the hell shaved his head so that it reflected like a mirror!
"Fuck, who is this big bald head, it feels so arrogant."
"Hey, isn't this Brother Lang's motorcycle? Could it be that this bald head is..."
"Damn, he, he, he... he's Brother Lang!!"
"what!?"
The students who were cleaning the entire playground were taken aback for a moment, and then looked at the past one after another:
"Damn it, Xie Lang is such an asshole, why did he shave his head?"
"Whoa, why, why is my handsomeness forcing Senior Xie Lang to shave his head, he was so handsome before."
"It's not scary to shave your head. What's scary is that this guy who shaves his head is even more handsome than me!"
(End of this chapter)
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