Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 50 I'm Not Handsome

"Why? Tell me quickly, don't take my appetite."

"Dog anchor, here is the microphone, please tell your story immediately!"

Whoa!
During the conversation, the gifts in Xie Lang's live broadcast room kept swiping the screen.

Xie Lang looked at the little boy's points, and it has been raised to 44617 points.

In this moment, Xie Lang earned more than 1000 for nothing.

"Nimma, live broadcasting is indeed a rich industry!"

Xie Lang said with a smile that he was controlling the yellow ape, and took Wang Xiaogou to find a hiding place, and then said:
"Hey, to tell you the truth, I was born in a poor family. According to my father's description of me, when I was born, a cloud suddenly appeared in the north of the sky, and gradually moved from far to near, behind the roof of my house. , turned into a word "handsome"!"

"And then."

The audience was instantly whetted by Xie Lang.

"Later, when my father saw me, he cried for days and nights. He said how could my mother give birth to such a handsome son, and I was nothing like his own. To prove her innocence, my mother took My dad and I went to the hospital for a paternity test. After the doctor passed the test, he said dumbfoundingly: This is indeed your son. He said that he never thought that my parents, who were mere mortal wombs, could give birth to such a handsome son... He also said This child will surely become a dragon and phoenix when he grows up."

Speaking of this, Xie Lang sighed, and his tone suddenly became deep, "The reason why I have a good character is because I have a curse on my back."

"What curse?"

"As long as I say loudly that I'm not handsome, I'll be struck by lightning!"

"piss off!"

"Okay, listen up everyone..."

"I am not handsome!"

boom!
Suddenly, there was a thunderous thunder in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.

Then, Xie Lang changed his accent and replied with a female voice, "You are lying!"

"Hahahaha, dog anchor, I burst out laughing!"

"MMP, I've watched live broadcasts for many years, and I've never seen such a brazen anchor."

"Brother Chong, your eloquence is so good, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala to talk about cross talk and become famous, so you can stay here as a small anchor?"

The effect of the live broadcast brought by Xie Lang is simply amazing.

Then, Xie Lang took another deep breath and said, "Really, I'm just an ordinary person, nothing special, at most I'm just a little bit more handsome than everyone else, with a little better character, and I'm not bragging."

"Dog anchor, please stop your pretentious behavior immediately, or I will report it."

"In terms of shamelessness, who dares to admit that the anchor of the horse fork is the second?"

"Heaven didn't give birth to me as a horse-fork worm, and the eternal pretense is like a long night."

"Dog host, do you dare to show your face?"

Xie Lang glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and said immediately:
"Are you sure you want to see my appearance? Heck, now I have less than [-] followers, but I have [-] followers and [-] fans. I can consider it."

[-] fan cards?

Now there are only more than 1000 Xie Lang fan cards.

A fan card needs to be given as a gift of ten yuan, and 1 is [-]! ! !

Xie Lang is tricking everyone into giving gifts again...

Bah, Xie Lang is obviously earning points based on his strength, so he is not fooling around.

"That's right, I, Xie Lang, as a rich second generation on Earth in my previous life, how could I fool fans into giving gifts?"

boom!
As soon as Xie Lang's words fell, gifts bloomed in the live broadcast room.

Wang Xiaogou personally delivered a super rocket to Xie Lang again, signaling for Xie Lang to show his face.

"666, you son of a bitch, a local tyrant, it's no wonder you're close to people with a billion dollars!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked by this kid's generosity.

A kid has worked so hard to give his brother Chong a gift, can they bear it?
The voice did not fall.

boom!
[The past is like smoke and presented a super rocket to the anchor! 】

[Where is the drunk sober up today and give the host a super rocket! ——Crush the duck!Brothers, if you have a gift, go for it, just to see the face of the dog anchor, let us see if he is really handsome! ! 】

Xie Lang watched the presents flying in the live broadcast room, and laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. .

What the hell.

Fifty thousand boy points?
sixty thousand...

Eighty thousand...

121574 / 100000000!
12? ?
[Cute and big-eyed Meng presented 10 super rockets to the anchor! 】

Hey~
When the system prompt came, Xie Lang added another [-] points.

Xie Lang recognized it, cute and big-eyed, it was Cai Luo's vest.

Ten super hot [-] points, doubled to [-].

Immediately, the points changed dramatically——161981.

"Damn it, the goddess Hao, the lovely lady with big eyes and Meng has appeared."

"No one dares to take away the top spot of the cute little sister in Brother Chong's live broadcast room. It's amazing."

Although the gift is expensive, it is still far away from the goal of [-] fans.

So far, Xie Lang only has three or four thousand fan cards, not even half of them.

"Hey, don't you even have [-] fan cards?" Xie Lang sighed, his tone became extremely resentful, and said: "Forget it, in order to prevent the network from being paralyzed, I'd better wait until I have [-] fan cards before showing my face."

"Fuck, really—shameless anchor, the presents are gone, and you don't show your face."

Seeing this, Cai Luo laughed so hard that she was trembling.The anchor of Machachong is simply the best. After flicking the gift with his strength, he doesn't show his face again.

I have never seen such a shameless host.

"Okay everyone, I'm going to play games seriously! I want to prove that I'm a capable anchor, not an entertainment anchor."

"Bah, shameless anchor, ruining my youth, defrauding me of money, wasting my feelings, making me laugh!"

"Ahem, cough, I was wrong, all the audience, why don't I sing a song for everyone while waiting for the pictures?"

"Singing?" Cai Luo didn't seem to expect that there was a talent show for this guy, and she immediately became interested, and followed suit, saying, "Yes, yes."

"Yo, the dog anchor can also sing, come and try one?"

"Just because you are so beautiful, hahahaha."

Xie Lang opened his mouth and knelt in seconds.

Before the song was finished, he couldn't help laughing himself, and said, "No, I really can't continue singing..."

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter one by one in front of the computer.

"I'm so beautiful, you're a hammer, brothers, cancel it and go, dog anchor, it's too cheap."

"This bugger anchor is simply a ghost in the live broadcasting world, and it is so effective in live broadcasting."

"Do you dare to continue singing? Continue, be careful!!"

Da-da-da.

At this moment, fierce gunshots suddenly sounded in Xie Lang's earphones.

The third circle of pictures has started to be drawn on the game, and there are only 18 survivors left.

However, to Xie Lang's surprise, the safety zone shrank to the upper left.

He and Wang Xiaogou just happened to be outside the circle.

If the two of them run the map now, as long as they show their heads, they are very likely to be headshot by other players.

"Damn it, I'm not in the circle. It seems that luck has run out." Xie Lang sighed in his heart.

　Originally, this chapter was posted in the afternoon, but it was blocked later. Let me tell you about the revised version.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)