The Tang Dynasty: The Concubine of the Holy Soldier

Chapter 553 Do it in the street, use too much force

Chapter 553 Do it in the street, use too much force

The Goguryeo envoy didn't notice, and the man who was hit by the man turned his back on his back. When he recovered his breath, the nosebleed had already sprayed out of his nose, which was ridiculous for a while.

"You! How dare you!" Goguryeo's envoy was extremely angry. While covering his nose, he pointed his pig's trotters at the man, cursing, "Do you know who I am! How dare you hit me!?"

"I don't care who you are! If you do such nasty things in broad daylight, I'll hit you!"

As the man said, he wanted to punch the Goguryeo envoy in the face again, but at this time, the small official of Honglu Temple reacted and stopped the man quickly to prevent the envoy from being beaten again .

"All of you are obviously from our Great Tang, and are officials from our Great Tang, but you actually turned to this alien beast, do you still have the nerve to say that you are from the Great Tang!"

The man pointed at the nose of the small official of Honglu Temple and yelled at him. Although the small official of Honglu Temple couldn't stand it, it was impossible for the Goguryeo envoy to be beaten again. If the Goguryeo envoy was beaten again, then they Are you afraid that you will be settled after the fact?
"You! You untouchable! You don't know good and bad! Come here! Give him a beat up!" The Goguryeo envoy sat on the ground, his nosebleeds were everywhere, and he looked very embarrassed.

"Where is the justice! Where is the king's law!" Although the man was held down by the small officials of Honglu Temple, he still seemed to be eating the Goguryeo envoy, and the Goguryeo envoy felt chills in his heart.

The Goguryeo envoy got up from the floor and was about to order the petty officials of Honglu Temple to act violently when they heard a pop, and the whole street suddenly became stinky.

The onlookers covered their mouths and noses when they smelled it.

"What kind of smell is this?"

"Yeah, why does this smell like shit?"

"Is it because the mouth of this alien beast is so smelly, it looks like it sprayed feces?"

The onlookers were chattering, and soon there was a child in the crowd, shouting loudly: "The feces of the alien beasts are sprayed out!"

As soon as the child opened his mouth, everyone's eyes focused on the envoy's pants.

There were many yellow-brown marks on the envoy's trousers, and there were even many marks on the ground, which looked very disgusting.

"Oh, this bastard of a different race was so crazy just now, why did he spray shit after being beaten once?"

"Tch, this alien bastard looks like nothing more than a bastard. He just got slapped. He got nosebleeds and was frightened like this. How can anything be an envoy?"

"I don't think he is some kind of envoy, it's just that he doesn't know where the garbage came from, and he is wearing human-looking clothes."

"Could it be that he said that their country is noble because the people in their country have this unique skill? This is indeed convenient for fertilization."

The people of the people said something to each other, and the Goguryeo envoys blushed immediately when they heard it.

Could it be that he ate too much just now, so he became like this?
He has never been like this before, why did this happen suddenly? !
At the corner of the street, the shopkeeper and the chefs of the first restaurant where the Goguryeo envoy suffered misfortune just now were hiding and peeping.

They came here originally to see what immoral things this Goguryeo envoy could do, but they didn't expect that the Goguryeo envoy would throw such a big man in the street.

It's not in vain, they didn't do their work, they just closed the door and went out to watch the show.

The crowd burst into laughter one after another, and the shopkeeper and the chefs couldn't hold back any of them, and all laughed.

"Shopkeeper, do you think this is because he ate the dung we added, so he became like this?" A chef gloated.

"That's right, look at that sprayer, the smell is strong, I don't know how much oil this beast has eaten, the smell is so strong, it is better than that dry toilet in the suburbs." Another big The chef also smiled and smacked his nose jokingly.

"Our dung is so strong, can it be compared to laxatives?" The shopkeeper couldn't believe it.

Under normal circumstances, no matter how unclean the dung is, it shouldn't have such a surprising effect.

"Maybe it's because this guy usually eats too well. If we add any ingredients here, his stomach won't be able to stand it." The chef said, looking at the Goguryeo envoy with disdain in his eyes, "Let's This can be regarded as a laxative for him!"

"Give us this special service after a meal. I think the Goguryeo envoy has made a lot of money. After all, the guys over there don't have our skills. This is a cure for illness!"

"Hahaha, yes, the medicine will cure the disease, Chang'an is only for animals!"

The shopkeeper and the chefs were very happy, but the Goguryeo envoys were not so happy.

After all, this kind of thing is not something about the glory of the ancestors. It would be embarrassing not to mention it. In addition, he wanted to speak harshly and beat up this low-eyed pariah, but suddenly this happened. It weakened all of a sudden.

"Look! God still has eyes! God has eyes, let you, a foreign bastard, not even be able to control the backyard on the streets of Chang'an!" The man did not back down at all, still pointing at the Goguryeo envoy, cursing the way.

Goguryeo enraged the angry Tianling Gai, but just as he pointed at the man, wanting to let the officials of Honglu Temple beat him up to relieve his anger, there was another puff, and the stench swept across the entire street again. .

The crisp voices of the children in the crowd sounded again: "It's shitting again, the noble envoy is shitting again!"

The Goguryeo envoys really wanted to hear others call themselves a noble envoy, but at this time, when such words came out of other people's mouths, the Goguryeo envoys felt that something was wrong no matter how they heard it.

"I——you—" the Goguryeo envoy gritted his teeth a little bit, but it is already a bit difficult for him to control his own butt, let alone settle accounts with this person.

"My lord, why don't we hurry up and see what's going on?"

"That's right, my lord envoy, you can't just stand on the street like this?"

The small officials of Honglu Temple said so, but none of them was willing to approach the Goguryeo envoy.

After all, this smell is really horrible, just standing, the smell hit their faces along the wind, and they almost couldn't help but spit it out.

If they get closer, isn't this equivalent to killing them?If they really vomited like this, wouldn't this narrow-minded envoy have to skin them?

(End of this chapter)