Holy Hand Physician
Chapter 378
Chapter 378
"Dong dong..."
A series of knocks on the door brought Lin Feng back to reality with his eyes closed.
Last night he was exhausted and went to bed very late. Since he recognized Huang Yingying as his younger sister, he naturally wanted to go out to celebrate.
Unexpectedly, Han Zining and Huang Yingying were playing crazy, drinking and singing until [-]:[-] in the morning, and they both drank a little too much. Lin Feng carried one of them on his shoulders, and it took a lot of effort to send them back to the hospital to take care of them. Lin Feng didn't go home until he fell asleep.
"Please come in."
Lin Feng half-closed his eyes and said weakly.
The door of the office opened, and a graceful figure walked in.
Seeing the beauty in front of him, Lin Feng immediately regained his spirits.
"Sister Ye...No...Mr. Ye, you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything, what do you want me for?"
Lin Feng smiled and stood up, ran to the opposite side, pulled out the chair for Ye Zixuan himself, and asked her to sit down.
After offering a cup of tea, Lin Feng pulled a small chair and sat next to Ye Zixuan.
It was strange today, Ye Zixuan didn't dislike Lin Feng sitting next to her.
What's even more exaggerated is that Ye Zixuan stretched out his jade hand, lifted Lin Feng's chin, and said teasingly: "I came here to remind you, don't forget our date. Dress me up tonight, at seven o'clock , go to my villa on time. I have something to ask for your help. "
Hearing this, Lin Feng just remembered that Ye Zixuan had made an appointment with him yesterday and asked him to meet tonight.
Immediately, Lin Feng's mind became active. He was thinking to himself, could it be that Ye Zixuan had figured it out and planned to ask him to help treat the strange disease of frigidity.
If so, that's great, and maybe it's great to light a fire as soon as the treatment is on.
"Mr. Ye, I swear with my life that I will appear in front of you on time at night and listen to your orders. Even if you let me go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire, I will frown."
Lin Feng's whole body was hot, and he was dazed, boasting such shameless things.
"That's what you said. When you really need you, don't let me down."
Ye Zixuan smiled charmingly, approached Lin Feng, and said with a blue breath.
The distance between the two was only ten centimeters, and each could feel the other's breath.
This is terrible, Ye Zixuan's performance really made Lin Feng want to fall in love with Feifei, he really thought that Ye Zixuan really wanted to ask him for help in curing his illness.
"Sister Ye, it's not that I'm bragging. With my abilities, it's really unlikely that I'll disappoint women."
Lin Feng straightened his body and said domineeringly.
Lin Feng was really an asshole, he thought with all his heart that something good would happen tonight.
"Okay then, let's see you tonight, come early, and don't keep me waiting."
Ye Zixuan smiled sweetly, pinched Lin Feng's cheek, got up and planned to leave.
"Sister Ye, have you really made a decision? I have to make it clear that you did it voluntarily, and I didn't force you. In fact, there are many ways to treat your illness, but I think the most direct way is Most effective."
Lin Feng was very coquettish, he made the gesture of an old man pushing a cart while talking, and any fool would know what he was implying.
Ye Zixuan definitely understood it, she didn't refute, she didn't make any rejection, she just said indifferently: "Let's discuss it when we come to my place in the evening. Before coming, I hope you are fully prepared."
Ye Zixuan threw out a wink, smiled back, and waved away.
Only Lin Feng was left in a daze, still reminiscing about Bai Meisheng who looked back and smiled for a long time.
"Today is a good day, the sky is full of peach blossoms..."
Unknowingly, Lin Feng hummed in excitement.
He couldn't wait to get off work. In order to impress the beauty, he had to dress up. Lin Feng fell and left early, planning to go shopping by car.
When he came to the hypermarket, Lin Feng first bought a set of high-end suits. It is said that people depend on clothes and money depends on gold clothes. Once he puts on this brand-name suit and takes a look in the mirror, he is so handsome that he has no friends.
This was not enough, Lin Feng went to buy a bottle of cologne on purpose. For the first time in his life, he sprayed perfume on his body.
Feeling guilty, Lin Feng first came to the hospital to recuperate Su Xuewei, then made up an excuse, bid farewell to Shen Qingqing and hurried to Ye Zixuan's villa.
Halfway through the car, Lin Feng suddenly remembered that he forgot a very important thing.
That is to take good contraceptive measures. As a man, you can't do such irresponsible things.
So, Lin Feng turned the car around and came to a convenience store, intending to go in and buy some supplies.
But after thinking about it, that thing affects the experience, and it is more interesting to get a box of contraceptives.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, and immediately strode into the convenience store.
There was no one in the convenience store, only a 50-[-]-year-old aunt was shopping for vegetables, two shop assistants were dozing off listlessly, and a pure-looking little beauty was playing with her mobile phone.
"Yo, beauty, let's play games!"
Lin Feng leaned forward, and suddenly found that the beautiful clerk was playing a popular WeChat game "Tiantian Fighter", his eyes lit up, and he yelled.
Hearing this, the beautiful clerk suddenly raised her head, and when she saw a man looking at her evilly, she couldn't help rolling her eyes angrily, and said coldly: "Slap you big-headed ghost, go away."
With that said, he quit the Tiantian Fighter game, stood up, looked at Lin Feng fiercely, and urged, "Buy what you want, I still want to play games."
Looking at the rather pure-looking beauty clerk, Lin Feng felt a desire to get close, and immediately said with a shy smile: "Beauty, I often play Tiantian Fighter, especially when I lie on the bed at night. My skills are good, the Tiantian fighter lasts for a long time, and it is always No.1. How about it, do you want to add a friend?"
Lin Feng's words attracted the old aunt not far away.
The old aunt wore a red coat at night, looked at Lin Feng with a look of surprise, and then turned her head to look at the beautiful salesperson. The admiration in her eyes made people feel pimples all over her body.
"That... Auntie, I didn't mean that..." Lin Feng hurriedly explained.
The beautiful clerk blushed in embarrassment, holding her phone and hanging her head in silence.It seems that it is a very embarrassing thing to be found out that she is playing the game Tiantian Fighter.
"You're just an aunt. Your whole family is an aunt. It's almost like calling me eldest sister."
The aunt in the red coat rolled her eyes angrily, looked at Lin Feng coldly, and scolded: "You little bastard, I, who has been here, don't know what you are doing."
As he said that, he looked at the beautiful clerk who hung his head and said: "Girl, I think you look pretty good, don't be fooled by this little bastard, I know he is not a good person just by looking at him."
This seems to be right. How can a good person go to a convenience store to chat up a beautiful clerk, and even discuss with the beautiful clerk about Tiantian Fighter?
Looking at the disgusted aunt, Lin Feng couldn't help sighing, feeling more wronged than Dou E.
Shaking his head, he ignored the auntie, looked straight at the beautiful clerk, and said with a smile, "Well...do you want to add a friend?"
The beautiful clerk was wronged because of Lin Feng's innocence, and a cloud of anger had already accumulated in his heart. Seeing Lin Feng approached him again with a playful smile, he immediately curled his mouth and cursed: "Go away, if you want to buy something, buy it, if you don't want to buy it, hurry up!" Walk!"
Lin Feng was startled when he heard the words, and shook his head emotionally. He didn't expect girls to be so aggressive now, and they would swear dirty words as soon as they opened their mouths. It seems that it is better not to provoke them.
Besides, the beautiful shop assistant is not considered to be an all-powerful beauty. Compared with Su Xuewei, both in figure and appearance, she is a bit worse, and her attractiveness is even worse.
Therefore, Lin Feng was not very interested in beautiful shop assistants, and now that he hit a wall, he naturally stopped pestering them.
"Well, I'm here to buy medicine, I want to buy that..." Lin Feng had never bought male contraceptives, so he couldn't tell the name of the medicine for a while.
In desperation, he had no choice but to stretch out his hand and gesture randomly.
Looking at Lin Feng's silly gestures, the beautiful shop assistant couldn't help rolling her eyes. With her years of experience in the business, she naturally guessed what Lin Feng was going to buy.
Immediately, he reached out and took out a box of Durex from the counter, threw it to Lin Feng, and said angrily, "Ten yuan."
Looking at Durex on the counter, Lin Feng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.Mistake, he wasn't here to buy condoms.
"Well, I'm not here to buy this, I just want to ask if there is any contraceptive pill, preferably for men..."
Since in the mind of the beautiful clerk, he and the wretched man were already equated, there was no need for Lin Feng to be restrained, and he immediately told the beautiful clerk what he thought.
Hearing this, the beautiful clerk was slightly taken aback, looked up at Lin Feng angrily, then turned around and rummaged through the counter for a while, finally found a box of pills, threw it to Lin Feng, and said coldly: "36 yuan Money. This medicine has side effects, so remember not to take too much, or you will get panda eyes if you take too much. Of course, I guess with your physique, you can't take much."
Before the words fell, Lin Feng couldn't help but his eyelids twitched. What does it mean that with his physique, he can't eat much?
This is purely looking down on people!
Looking at the disdainful look of the beautiful shop assistant, Lin Feng wished he could throw her to the ground and execute her on the spot, so that she could experience for herself the majesty of his seven-time man in one night.
Gritting his teeth, although Lin Feng was angry, he finally restrained his temper, put away the pills, and took out money from his pocket to pay.The beautiful clerk quickly returned the change.
While looking for change, he looked at Lin Feng with a very strange look, as if looking at a psychopath.
There is no way, contraceptive pills are generally taken by women, and men rarely take them.
Lin Feng is an old man, if he wants to avoid pregnancy, he can discuss it with his girlfriend and use protective measures like condoms, there is no need to take contraceptive pills secretly.
(End of this chapter)
"Dong dong..."
A series of knocks on the door brought Lin Feng back to reality with his eyes closed.
Last night he was exhausted and went to bed very late. Since he recognized Huang Yingying as his younger sister, he naturally wanted to go out to celebrate.
Unexpectedly, Han Zining and Huang Yingying were playing crazy, drinking and singing until [-]:[-] in the morning, and they both drank a little too much. Lin Feng carried one of them on his shoulders, and it took a lot of effort to send them back to the hospital to take care of them. Lin Feng didn't go home until he fell asleep.
"Please come in."
Lin Feng half-closed his eyes and said weakly.
The door of the office opened, and a graceful figure walked in.
Seeing the beauty in front of him, Lin Feng immediately regained his spirits.
"Sister Ye...No...Mr. Ye, you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything, what do you want me for?"
Lin Feng smiled and stood up, ran to the opposite side, pulled out the chair for Ye Zixuan himself, and asked her to sit down.
After offering a cup of tea, Lin Feng pulled a small chair and sat next to Ye Zixuan.
It was strange today, Ye Zixuan didn't dislike Lin Feng sitting next to her.
What's even more exaggerated is that Ye Zixuan stretched out his jade hand, lifted Lin Feng's chin, and said teasingly: "I came here to remind you, don't forget our date. Dress me up tonight, at seven o'clock , go to my villa on time. I have something to ask for your help. "
Hearing this, Lin Feng just remembered that Ye Zixuan had made an appointment with him yesterday and asked him to meet tonight.
Immediately, Lin Feng's mind became active. He was thinking to himself, could it be that Ye Zixuan had figured it out and planned to ask him to help treat the strange disease of frigidity.
If so, that's great, and maybe it's great to light a fire as soon as the treatment is on.
"Mr. Ye, I swear with my life that I will appear in front of you on time at night and listen to your orders. Even if you let me go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire, I will frown."
Lin Feng's whole body was hot, and he was dazed, boasting such shameless things.
"That's what you said. When you really need you, don't let me down."
Ye Zixuan smiled charmingly, approached Lin Feng, and said with a blue breath.
The distance between the two was only ten centimeters, and each could feel the other's breath.
This is terrible, Ye Zixuan's performance really made Lin Feng want to fall in love with Feifei, he really thought that Ye Zixuan really wanted to ask him for help in curing his illness.
"Sister Ye, it's not that I'm bragging. With my abilities, it's really unlikely that I'll disappoint women."
Lin Feng straightened his body and said domineeringly.
Lin Feng was really an asshole, he thought with all his heart that something good would happen tonight.
"Okay then, let's see you tonight, come early, and don't keep me waiting."
Ye Zixuan smiled sweetly, pinched Lin Feng's cheek, got up and planned to leave.
"Sister Ye, have you really made a decision? I have to make it clear that you did it voluntarily, and I didn't force you. In fact, there are many ways to treat your illness, but I think the most direct way is Most effective."
Lin Feng was very coquettish, he made the gesture of an old man pushing a cart while talking, and any fool would know what he was implying.
Ye Zixuan definitely understood it, she didn't refute, she didn't make any rejection, she just said indifferently: "Let's discuss it when we come to my place in the evening. Before coming, I hope you are fully prepared."
Ye Zixuan threw out a wink, smiled back, and waved away.
Only Lin Feng was left in a daze, still reminiscing about Bai Meisheng who looked back and smiled for a long time.
"Today is a good day, the sky is full of peach blossoms..."
Unknowingly, Lin Feng hummed in excitement.
He couldn't wait to get off work. In order to impress the beauty, he had to dress up. Lin Feng fell and left early, planning to go shopping by car.
When he came to the hypermarket, Lin Feng first bought a set of high-end suits. It is said that people depend on clothes and money depends on gold clothes. Once he puts on this brand-name suit and takes a look in the mirror, he is so handsome that he has no friends.
This was not enough, Lin Feng went to buy a bottle of cologne on purpose. For the first time in his life, he sprayed perfume on his body.
Feeling guilty, Lin Feng first came to the hospital to recuperate Su Xuewei, then made up an excuse, bid farewell to Shen Qingqing and hurried to Ye Zixuan's villa.
Halfway through the car, Lin Feng suddenly remembered that he forgot a very important thing.
That is to take good contraceptive measures. As a man, you can't do such irresponsible things.
So, Lin Feng turned the car around and came to a convenience store, intending to go in and buy some supplies.
But after thinking about it, that thing affects the experience, and it is more interesting to get a box of contraceptives.
Thinking of this, Lin Feng couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, and immediately strode into the convenience store.
There was no one in the convenience store, only a 50-[-]-year-old aunt was shopping for vegetables, two shop assistants were dozing off listlessly, and a pure-looking little beauty was playing with her mobile phone.
"Yo, beauty, let's play games!"
Lin Feng leaned forward, and suddenly found that the beautiful clerk was playing a popular WeChat game "Tiantian Fighter", his eyes lit up, and he yelled.
Hearing this, the beautiful clerk suddenly raised her head, and when she saw a man looking at her evilly, she couldn't help rolling her eyes angrily, and said coldly: "Slap you big-headed ghost, go away."
With that said, he quit the Tiantian Fighter game, stood up, looked at Lin Feng fiercely, and urged, "Buy what you want, I still want to play games."
Looking at the rather pure-looking beauty clerk, Lin Feng felt a desire to get close, and immediately said with a shy smile: "Beauty, I often play Tiantian Fighter, especially when I lie on the bed at night. My skills are good, the Tiantian fighter lasts for a long time, and it is always No.1. How about it, do you want to add a friend?"
Lin Feng's words attracted the old aunt not far away.
The old aunt wore a red coat at night, looked at Lin Feng with a look of surprise, and then turned her head to look at the beautiful salesperson. The admiration in her eyes made people feel pimples all over her body.
"That... Auntie, I didn't mean that..." Lin Feng hurriedly explained.
The beautiful clerk blushed in embarrassment, holding her phone and hanging her head in silence.It seems that it is a very embarrassing thing to be found out that she is playing the game Tiantian Fighter.
"You're just an aunt. Your whole family is an aunt. It's almost like calling me eldest sister."
The aunt in the red coat rolled her eyes angrily, looked at Lin Feng coldly, and scolded: "You little bastard, I, who has been here, don't know what you are doing."
As he said that, he looked at the beautiful clerk who hung his head and said: "Girl, I think you look pretty good, don't be fooled by this little bastard, I know he is not a good person just by looking at him."
This seems to be right. How can a good person go to a convenience store to chat up a beautiful clerk, and even discuss with the beautiful clerk about Tiantian Fighter?
Looking at the disgusted aunt, Lin Feng couldn't help sighing, feeling more wronged than Dou E.
Shaking his head, he ignored the auntie, looked straight at the beautiful clerk, and said with a smile, "Well...do you want to add a friend?"
The beautiful clerk was wronged because of Lin Feng's innocence, and a cloud of anger had already accumulated in his heart. Seeing Lin Feng approached him again with a playful smile, he immediately curled his mouth and cursed: "Go away, if you want to buy something, buy it, if you don't want to buy it, hurry up!" Walk!"
Lin Feng was startled when he heard the words, and shook his head emotionally. He didn't expect girls to be so aggressive now, and they would swear dirty words as soon as they opened their mouths. It seems that it is better not to provoke them.
Besides, the beautiful shop assistant is not considered to be an all-powerful beauty. Compared with Su Xuewei, both in figure and appearance, she is a bit worse, and her attractiveness is even worse.
Therefore, Lin Feng was not very interested in beautiful shop assistants, and now that he hit a wall, he naturally stopped pestering them.
"Well, I'm here to buy medicine, I want to buy that..." Lin Feng had never bought male contraceptives, so he couldn't tell the name of the medicine for a while.
In desperation, he had no choice but to stretch out his hand and gesture randomly.
Looking at Lin Feng's silly gestures, the beautiful shop assistant couldn't help rolling her eyes. With her years of experience in the business, she naturally guessed what Lin Feng was going to buy.
Immediately, he reached out and took out a box of Durex from the counter, threw it to Lin Feng, and said angrily, "Ten yuan."
Looking at Durex on the counter, Lin Feng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.Mistake, he wasn't here to buy condoms.
"Well, I'm not here to buy this, I just want to ask if there is any contraceptive pill, preferably for men..."
Since in the mind of the beautiful clerk, he and the wretched man were already equated, there was no need for Lin Feng to be restrained, and he immediately told the beautiful clerk what he thought.
Hearing this, the beautiful clerk was slightly taken aback, looked up at Lin Feng angrily, then turned around and rummaged through the counter for a while, finally found a box of pills, threw it to Lin Feng, and said coldly: "36 yuan Money. This medicine has side effects, so remember not to take too much, or you will get panda eyes if you take too much. Of course, I guess with your physique, you can't take much."
Before the words fell, Lin Feng couldn't help but his eyelids twitched. What does it mean that with his physique, he can't eat much?
This is purely looking down on people!
Looking at the disdainful look of the beautiful shop assistant, Lin Feng wished he could throw her to the ground and execute her on the spot, so that she could experience for herself the majesty of his seven-time man in one night.
Gritting his teeth, although Lin Feng was angry, he finally restrained his temper, put away the pills, and took out money from his pocket to pay.The beautiful clerk quickly returned the change.
While looking for change, he looked at Lin Feng with a very strange look, as if looking at a psychopath.
There is no way, contraceptive pills are generally taken by women, and men rarely take them.
Lin Feng is an old man, if he wants to avoid pregnancy, he can discuss it with his girlfriend and use protective measures like condoms, there is no need to take contraceptive pills secretly.
(End of this chapter)
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