Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 105 I love it! (two more)

Lu Bu sighed at this moment, maybe he felt a little bit sorry, and he didn't expect Ji Ling to share this matter.

After a while, Lu Bu got up slowly, took Fang Tian's painting halberd, and said, "Let's go, let's go outside, you guys should stop fighting and make peace, let's see God's will today."

As Lu Bu spoke, he walked out of the tent, and we couldn't sit still, so we all followed.

Lu Bu asked for his Fang Tian painted halberd to be placed a hundred steps away, and then said to us: "You have seen that, the halberd has been inserted a hundred steps away, I will draw my bow and shoot later, if the halberd is shot down If you can't shoot down, you can fight as you like, this is God's will, but if I shoot down, whoever wants to fight again, I, Lu Bu, will destroy him on behalf of God!"

At this time, Ji Ling glanced at the halberd with his small eyes, blinked a few times, and then said to Lu Bu: "General Lu, this is a hundred steps to penetrate Yang, and it is not difficult."

Lu Bu stared at him and said, "Could it be that you will?"

Ji Lingdao: "I can't, but there are people who can, it's not difficult."

I guess, no matter how stupid Ji Ling is, he can see that Lu Bu is helping Liu and not Yuan. If he doesn't help Liu, whoever is full enough to shoot the halberd.

Seeing that Ji Ling disagreed, I took a step forward and said, "General Ji, you don't think this is right, let's stimulate it."

After I finished speaking, I ran to the tent again and brought out two peaches. This is the season when the peaches are ripe, and we were not in the mood to eat what Lu Bu gave us. We didn't expect to use it now.

At this time, I handed a peach to Ji Ling. Ji Ling was stunned, and said directly: "What are you doing? I don't like peaches. You want to bribe me with a peach. Let me tell you, it's useless. A peach Tao Zi just wanted to trick me, you fool a child!"

I said: "General Ji, don't get excited, this kind of small tricks can't fool you, didn't I say, let's get a little exciting, later, the two of us, put the peach on the head, stand A hundred paces away, let General Lu shoot two arrows at the same time, whoever shoots a peach on the head will do as he pleases, do you have the guts?"

Ji Lingdao: "I...you..." He said to Lu Bu, "He..."

Seeing that he was about to decline, I interrupted him hastily and said, "I said, General Ji, if you are a soldier, you should act like a soldier. Isn't that just a peach? As for you, you don't even have the courage No? If you don’t, retreat as soon as possible, don’t lose face of Huainan Yuan Shu!”

When Ji Ling heard me provoke him, she gritted her teeth and said, "Who says I don't have one, why don't you give me a peach? I will!"

Seeing that he was ready to go all out, I asked Lu Bu for his opinion, and Lu Bu agreed. The two of us stood on both sides of the halberd, put peaches on our heads, and waited for Lu Bu to shoot.

At this point, I regretted it a little bit. I really had a brain twitch. How did I come up with such a way? manage?Although I'm married, I haven't had a child yet. How can my uncle trust Lu Bu so much?

At this moment, Ji Ling's face was full of tension, and sweat began to drip from his forehead. It was probably the first time in his life that he was a human target, and his lips began to tremble. When I saw it, I said to myself, boy, it seems that you are not as courageous as me.

As soon as I finished thinking, he said, "Hey, hey."

I said, "What did you call me?"

He said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, besides you, I have only one halberd left here, can I be called a halberd?"

I said: "I heard General Ji, if you have anything to say, please speak quickly, you want to leave a last message, don't you?"

"Damn!" He spat hard, and said, "You...you crow's mouth, I can see through it, you boy, holding back your stomach, thinking about punishing people all day long, you still You fool, you play your own life, and you have to drag someone to accompany you to play with your life. Let me tell you, if I die this time, I will not let you go if I am a ghost. I still have a piece of meat in my family. I want to do this Dead, sorry for the rest of my life!"

I sighed, thinking to myself, he really is a foodie, he wants to eat meat even when he is dying.

Lu Bu didn't make a move for a long time, I looked over at him, he was actually drinking, I was a little panicked at this moment, he might not be able to shoot well when he was sober, he was still drinking, so I took Taozi down and yelled He said: "Hey! Hey! I said General Lu, you're drunk, how can you shoot, we have two lives here, why don't you take it seriously?"

Lu Bu also took another sip of wine, swallowed it down and shouted at me: "Shao Ye, don't worry, the more I drink, the more accurate my arrow skills will be."

At this moment, Ji Ling trembled and muttered: "This, this, this... This is fucking courting death... It's really exciting..." He wiped the sweat off his face vigorously as he spoke.

Lu Bu was still drinking at this time, dawdling, and finally came over with the wine. Seeing that Ji Ling was sweating profusely, he handed the wine to Ji Ling, and said, "Come on, have a drink and calm down."

Ji Ling took the wine, took a deep gulp, then handed it to Lu Bu, "Thank you."

Lu Bu smiled, then looked at the halberd again, and said to us: "To be honest, shooting peaches is too difficult, so how about it..." He pointed to the small branch on the halberd and said, "I'll shoot the one on the halberd." How is Xiaozhi?"

When Ji Ling heard this, she immediately took the peach off her head, took a bite, and smiled at Lu Bu while eating, saying: "This is good, this is good, you are right, shooting peaches from the top of the head is too difficult." Low."

(End of this chapter)