Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 114 Two Suns
When I saw it, the tigress got angry. It seemed that she had been holding me back for a day or two. His uncle, I was dreaming, why would I call Ding Dong's name?It's really killing me, but I still refuse to admit it at this time, I can't say that Ding Dong is the lover of my dreams, can I?That's looking for smoke, this Huo Chen is not easy to mess with, Liu Bei and his wife are the matchmaker, her backstage is my boss, I can't make her unhappy, so I made up nonsense: "Oh—Ding Dong, She is a friend from my hometown. When I was a child, she often went out to play, and she was a road addict. She often lost her way. People in the village helped to find her. Don’t you call her? What you heard may be that I dreamed that I was back when I was a child.”

Huo Chen half-believingly said: "Really? Then you are too familiar with this dream, do you have the same dream twice in three days?"

When I heard it, I was a little confused. Although Ding Dong is the lover of my dreams, I don’t have time to think about her every day. They say that I think about it every day and dream at night, and I can’t dream every day. Seeing her, this is really a strange thing. When I thought of this, I stopped thinking about it, and then explained: "Madam, it's not like you don't know that I am a person who values ​​love and righteousness. I was born and raised in my hometown." How could I forget the place, it’s not surprising that I dreamed about it a few more times.”

Huo Chen nodded slightly at this time, and said, "Oh, well, take me to your hometown when you have time, and offer incense to your mother."

Seeing that I had passed the test, I quietly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, and said: "Okay, after the world is peaceful, I will take you back to my hometown. You weave and come to me to plow the fields. You will stop worrying about worldly affairs and live a life as a couple of gods and immortals." Same life."

At this time, she was coaxed by me beautifully, snorting her little nose, and said, "You are the only one who speaks nicely." Then she turned and walked out, saying as she walked, "I'll make something delicious for you."

After she went out, I thought in my heart, it’s not easy for you to go to my hometown, then you have to travel through time, and after 800 years, if you are really lucky, I will take you on a roller coaster ride, Yun Xiao Speeding, screaming, bungee jumping, skydiving, I don’t know if you dare, and there is food, women are foodies, then I will treat you to Haidilao, pork knuckle rice, pizza, burgers, etc. I don’t know if you like it dislike.

When I thought of this, I stopped thinking about it, and looked at the door to make sure that Huo Chen hadn't come, so I quietly took out the kit, and when I saw it, I frowned again, only to see that it said: Although I have never met, I have long been in love with you. Secret promise.

After reading it, I hurriedly put it away, thinking, it’s a damn thing!What kind of woman is this? What the hell are you trying to do? If you like me, just say no. Playing this kind of little trick makes people panic, and our husband and wife are about to turn against each other. I'm so angry!

I gritted my teeth, smoked a cigarette, and thought again, who could have tricked me on purpose?Thinking about it carefully, it’s absolutely impossible. I didn’t offend anyone here. Besides, this trick is a bit too damaging. The handwriting is all girl’s. This is not false at all, there are so many troubles.

After a while, Huo Chan brought delicious food. Actually, I was already full, but in order to please my wife, I ate several bowls of rice in one go, and praised her for the delicious dishes.

The next day, I was reading in the room when Liu Bei and the others came, and Huo Chen was about to make tea, but Liu Bei and the others didn't even enter the room, saying that Cao Cao was going to hold a meeting again, and he had to leave immediately.

I told Huo Chen a few words and followed me out. After a while, I arrived at the council hall. The people on Cao Cao's side are really nice, they are all here, waiting for us.

After we saluted Cao Cao, we stood on both sides.

Cao Cao's small eyes kept blinking, and he couldn't hold back a word for a long time. I really didn't know whether to praise him for being smart or to say that he reacted slowly and kept grinding tofu. These people are really patient.

Cao Cao blinked for a while, then stood up again, and started to walk around the room again. I found that the circles of his eyes were dark. I guess he didn't sleep well last night, or didn't sleep at all.

He turned outside the meeting hall, looked at the sky, and turned back. I thought he would turn around several times, but this time it was unexpected. He didn't turn around again, but stood in front, watching We, with a long sigh, said loudly: "Hey——today is a good day, there are actually two suns in the sky, do you think it's strange, ha ha ha ha!"

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly stretched their heads to look outside, but I didn't look at it, so I didn't bother to look at it. You don't need to look at the sky and there is only one sun. Cao Cao is clearly talking and boasting.

Everyone stretched for a few times, they couldn't see the outside at all, and they were embarrassed to go out. In the end, they didn't look at it. Thinking about it with their toes, they knew that two suns were impossible, and there was no future game at the moment. If there were really two suns, Didn't people die early?
At this moment, a man rushed over, knelt down in front of Cao Cao, and said, "My lord, I went to the roof to check just now, and there are not two suns in the sky. My lord, you are mistaken."

I almost couldn't hold back my laughter at this moment, thinking to myself, there are teasers everywhere, and he even went to the roof to have a look.

But Cao Cao didn't think it was funny at this time, fire spewed from his small eyes, and he walked up to the man slowly, kicked him upside down, and shouted: "Get out of here!" go out!"

The man was stunned, and didn't realize what was going on at all. At this moment, he walked away holding his breath with a bitter face, not even daring to fart.

I knew that Cao Cao must have meant something else when he said this, and I saw him sitting back behind the handsome case, his neck thickened and his face darkened with anger, but he still laughed twice and said: "Hehe, Yuan Shu..." At this point, he slapped it on the table with a "snap!", and continued, "I'm proclaiming emperor! Haha!"

When everyone heard it, they were all shocked, and there was an uproar.

Seeing that the audience was discussing, Cao Cao doubled his voice and said, "Yuan Shuzhu, you are extremely stupid! He is a fool who is once in a hundred years, an idiot who is once in a thousand years, and a fool who is once in a thousand years!"

　Thank you brothers and sisters for your support.

　　
　
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