Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 12 Bragging
After I finished yelling, a few jailers rushed out, one of them fell a shit, but got up quickly, Zhang Fei was gritting his teeth, staring at the grenade, Liu Bei and Guan Yu didn't seem to want to. The idea of ​​running out.I thought, these three brothers really don’t cry when they don’t see the coffin, and don’t give up until they reach the Yellow River.

As soon as I thought of this, I heard a sound of "bang--". I closed my eyes tightly and dared not open them. The cell was suddenly quiet. After a while, I immediately thought that this grenade was not as powerful as before, otherwise , At this moment, I was already blown to pieces, so I slowly opened my eyes, and the scene before me was something I never imagined in my dreams.

I saw the jailers poking out half of their heads from the prison door. Both Liu Bei and Guan Yu covered their heads with their sleeves. Fortunately, the sleeves of ancient times were big enough. I watched for a long time before seeing Zhang Fei. I thought he had run away. He went out, but unexpectedly he was squatting on the ground, holding his head in his hands, just like the captured criminal squatting in the corner.

After a while, he also stood up. He stood up and was still rubbing his eyes, cursing while rubbing: "Oh, what is this, it makes my eyes blind."

When I saw his face, I almost couldn't laugh out loud. His face was clean except around the eye circles, and the rest was black and gray. He turned into Bao Gong's face. I glanced at the ground and saw The mouth of the grenade was facing him. Instead of exploding, the grenade spewed out a puff of black smoke.

But at this time Zhang Fei suddenly stared at me full of anger, and shouted: "His grandma! What are you laughing at!"

"Boom!" Zhang Fei punched my stomach at this time, and I couldn't laugh immediately because I had to clench my teeth because of the pain at this time, and I felt that my stomach was about to be flattened by him , but I still feel that he only used [-]% of his strength at this time. If he used all his strength, he would be able to kill me with one punch.

After Zhang Fei beat me, he still seemed puzzled, and suddenly said: "Blowing bragging! You Yellow Turbans know how bragging! Didn't you say that once that thing explodes, we're all going to die? Why isn't I dead yet? Bragging!"

Zhang Fei turned around at this moment and walked towards the table, but I immediately saw that Liu Bei covered his mouth and Guan Yu opened his mouth. The two of them must have seen Zhang Fei's Bao Gong face and wanted to laugh out loud, but they didn't want to laugh. Excuse me.

Zhang Fei seemed to be full of anger, he picked up my helmet and threw it towards the prison door, saying, "What a piece of crap!" Fortunately, there were so many jailers, a few of them caught it as soon as they stretched out their hands, and they had never seen it before. This thing felt fresh, so I fiddled with it on the side.

At this time, Zhang Fei picked up the smoke bomb again, walked up to me, stared at me and asked, "Just now that thing was so small, you said it could kill us all, but now it's so big, can it kill Anne?" Xi County was blown up?"

At this moment, I thought to myself, I am not afraid of this thing, you can throw it wherever you like, if you want to pull the safety pin, you can pull it, anyway, it can’t hurt anyone.But at this moment, I thought Zhang Fei was really funny, so I shook my head and said, "Although this thing is big, it won't explode, but it will emit a puff of smoke. After the puff of smoke comes out, a pig will run out of it." Come."

Zhang Fei blew his nose and said, "Hmph! Bragging! Are you lying to children? Don't say there are no pigs in it, there are pigs in it. My old Zhang stops here, and it doesn't dare to come out!"

I chuckled in my heart, thinking, yes, of course it dare not come out, it is afraid that you will kill it, you were a pig before.

As soon as I thought of this, Zhang Fei tied the smoke bomb to my calf, and I panicked. Although this thing is not lethal, if you really want to hurt people, it is no problem. This thing has a chemical reaction , when it smokes, it's also very hot. Damn, this brat wants to kill me!I hastily said to Zhang Fei with a bitter face: "Master Zhang, quickly remove this thing, it will kill someone!"

At this moment Liu Bei finally persuaded: "Third brother, don't act recklessly, let him bet quickly."

At this moment, Zhang Fei laughed, and said, "Brother, it's okay, let's play, I haven't played like this for a long time, haha."

After he finished speaking to Liu Bei, he looked at me again and said, "Don't lie to me, Lao Zhang. Just now you said that people would die, but you didn't see anyone die. Instead, you sprayed my Lao Zhang in the eye. This time, you will also let me die." Have a taste of this, haha!"

As soon as he finished laughing, he pulled out the safety pin. He was so smart that he had already gained experience. As soon as he pulled out the safety pin, a puff of white smoke came out. Fortunately, the mouth of the smoke was facing downwards. But the smoke went straight up, and it still choked my nose. I should also be thankful for one thing at this time. I am glad that Zhang Fei didn't throw the smoke bomb into my crotch, otherwise. . . . . . , so what, huh, huh.

As soon as the smoke came out, the shell started to heat up. Fortunately, it was not very hot. After a while, the smoke filled the entire cell. I could hardly see Liu Bei's face. Zhang Fei squatted on the ground and was covered by choking. nose, but he still refused to leave, probably he was just waiting to see my joke, but Guan Yu and Liu Bei couldn't bear it now, they covered their noses and coughed, but Guan Yu finally said: "Brother, let's go!" , get out quickly."

I couldn't help coughing, I just felt that my throat was extremely uncomfortable from the smoke, I tried to hold my breath, but it was useless, and my eyes began to cry, but at this moment, I heard someone shouting outside: "It's on fire, it's on fire, put out the fire!"

As soon as the man finished speaking, I vaguely saw more than a dozen people from outside coming over ahead of the bucket. They didn't even look at it, and poured water into it vigorously. They couldn't see whether there was anyone inside. Now the stove was turned off, and I felt the smoke bomb getting hotter and hotter, so I shook my legs hastily, but I shook it off.

Zhang Fei was relatively close to me, and I saw that he was drowned. He was so angry at this moment, he rushed out and shouted: "Grandma! Who parked me in water just now?"

No one answered him, everyone knew that he would be beaten, only a fool would admit it.

I heard Zhang Fei say again: "Where are you parked! It's on fire, who said it was on fire just now?!"

Still no one answered him.

At this time, I heard Liu Bei's voice again: "Third Brother, quickly throw that thing outside, the prisoner has not yet been charged, don't choke him to death."

Zhang Fei was obedient this time, and came back holding his nose again. When he saw the smoke bomb fell on the ground, he looked at me and said, "Are you really capable? How did you get rid of it!?"

I coughed and said, "Zhang...Master Zhang...don't...misunderstand, it's...it fell."

Zhang Fei hesitated for a moment, and said, "Did you drop it by yourself? Okay, okay, God will help you."

After he finished speaking, he went to get the smoke bomb, which burned his hand, and he threw it away in a hurry, kicking it out piece by piece with his feet.

After a long time, the smoke almost cleared away, but I was really dizzy now, and I was wandering between dizzy and not dizzy. At this time, I saw Liu Guanzhang and three people walking in again.

(End of this chapter)