Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 120 Tell You a Story
Chapter 120 Tell You a Story
As he said, he walked around me and wanted to single out Zhang Fei again. I stopped in front of him again, glared at him and said, "If you don't stop, I won't be polite!"
At this moment, both Cao Cao and Liu Bei came over, Liu Bei went to blame Zhang Fei, Cao Cao glared at Xu Chu and said, "You idiot! I order you now, go back immediately!"
"My lord, this..."
Xu Chu still wanted to speak, but Cao Cao suddenly yelled, "Get out!!"
This time Xu Chu had a bad nose, so he had to lower his head and walk back. After walking a few steps, he turned his head back again, pointed at Zhang Fei with a big knife and said, "My surname is Zhang, this matter...is not over!"
At this moment, Zhang Fei immediately jumped up, his eyes were full of anger, he also held the spear, pointed at Xu Chu while stretching his neck, and said, "Grandpa is waiting for you at any time! If someone didn't pull you today, I'll make your blood splatter on the spot!"
Xu Chu gritted his teeth, and clenched his fists at Zhang Fei, meaning to crush him. After a while, he walked away abruptly.
Seeing Xu Chu leave, Cao Cao turned his face away, forced an ugly smile from the corner of his mouth, and said to Liu Bei, "Hehe, Uncle Emperor, then... I won't accompany you either."
Liu Bei also saw that Cao Cao's face was dull at this time, so he bowed his hands respectfully and said, "Send Cao Sikong respectfully."
"Hehe." Cao Cao sneered, took a breath, and left.
Xu Chu lost, so he naturally felt that his face was dull, so it was still 36 tricks, and it was best to go.
Seeing Cao Cao go far away, Liu Bei turned around, his eyes widened immediately, he stared at Zhang Fei firmly, and asked scoldingly, "Third brother, did you start the incident?!"
At this moment, Zhang Fei started laughing, laughing, playing tricks on Liu Bei, and said, "Hey, big brother, let me tell you a story."
Liu Bei didn't say a word, which meant that if you fart, let it go.
The few of us had already walked back slowly, and I lit a cigarette again.
Zhang Fei said as he walked: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who accidentally dropped his foot while walking, so he squatted on the ground and cried. It happened that a ghost passed by him. Seeing the farmer crying, the ghost asked, What are you crying for? The farmer wiped away his tears and said, I fell on my foot today, and it was all caused by the ghost! When the ghost heard this, he also complained endlessly, because he didn’t harm anyone at all.”
When I heard this, I finally understood that this old Zhang was turning a corner to excuse himself, meaning that he couldn't blame him for everything, so I immediately joked: "Hehe, Brother Fei, if you want to do it like you Say, then you are a ghost?"
At this moment, Zhang Fei rubbed his neck and glanced at Liu Bei, with a smug smile on his lips. He might be thinking in his heart: My old Zhang is so smart, and this story is so well told.
Liu Bei should be in a good mood at this moment, after all, Zhang Fei gave him a face, so he sighed quietly at this moment, and there was a smile in his eyes, and turned to Zhang Fei and asked: "According to what you said, how do you deal with this matter?" It's not your fault?"
Zhang Fei said directly: "Of course it's not my fault. Hehe, big brother, you also know that Xu Chunas is so arrogant. He thinks that everyone is a head lower than him. This time, I really can't get rid of this shit. On my head, it was the gauntlet he wrote to me, saying to fight to the death in the poplar forest. ?”
I couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Fei, you forgot again, this is Xuchang. In Xuchang City, Cao Cao has a way to know which hen lays eggs, where they lay eggs, and how many eggs they lay, let alone you alone. Picking such a big thing, besides, with your loud voice, you can hear it five miles away, it is too difficult for people not to know."
Zhang Fei chuckled and said, "What you said seems to make sense."
After walking for a while, we each went home.
When I got home, I was stunned again. There was another kit on the table. Huo Chen was still embroidering. Seeing me coming back, she hurriedly got up and poured me a cup of tea. I put down the smoking pot and picked up the kit. Said: "Hey, ma'am, this...have you seen it?"
At this moment, Huo Chen's face sank, and a ball of fire immediately appeared in her eyes, but she still suppressed the fire, and said calmly, "I didn't see it."
At this time, I took out the lighter, picked up the kit, and said to her: "If you haven't read it, I won't read it, it's boring, I don't know which woman is so boring, just burn it. "
As I said, I was about to light the fire, but Huo Chen snatched the bag over, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you burning, look! Not only do I want to see it, but I also want to keep it. In the future, I want to know who this bitch is." Whoever, I will publish the shameless words she wrote to the world, and I will see how thick-skinned she is and how coquettish she is in her heart!"
After Huo Chen finished speaking, he looked at it with angry eyes. After reading it, he sneered for a while, sat on the other side, threw the letter casually towards me, turned his face to the side, and pouted his mouth. flipped.
When I looked at it, I saw that it was written on the letter: "Caifeng Caifei, no lower body, no violation of virtue and sound, and you will die together."
After I saw it, I sighed immediately: "Oh, it seems that this woman is so vulgar, she has written words like lower body."
Huo Chen turned his face to me, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and said: "In my opinion, it's not common. These four sentences come from "The Book of Songs ~ Gu Feng", which means that I am willing to share joys and sorrows with you, live and die together."
I was taken aback at this moment, and hurriedly said: "To hear you say that, she is really good, ha ha."
"Ah? What did you say?!" Huo Chen immediately turned his face.
To be honest, when a man receives such a confession from a woman, he will inevitably feel a little flustered. If he doesn't feel flustered at all, it's a fake, it's a Buddha.But at this time I had to coax my wife, saying: "I said she was vulgar, very vulgar, vulgar even went to grandma's house!"
Hearing this, Huo Chen's frowning brows relaxed a bit, and I continued to pat my beard again, and said: "How about you, Ma'am, you are from a famous family, you know a lot, even you understand the Book of Songs, I feel ashamed Why not, hehe."
Huo Ting said angrily, "Stop coming!"
The next day, Cao Cao called us to discuss military affairs again.
In the meeting hall, Cao Cao was sitting behind the commander-in-chief case. This time, he didn't take a turn around. As soon as everyone arrived, he spoke, saying: "This crusade against Yuan Shu is very important. We will fight Yuan Shu with 30 soldiers and horses. [-], of course, if the princes send troops, the chances of winning will be much greater, but in Cao's humble opinion, they will only sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, they will only shrink in their nests, look at me, Cao It’s a joke, hehe, so this time, we are not playing the stick for ourselves, but for the princes from all walks of life.”
He stopped here, and I thought to myself, are you talking nonsense?I said these words a few days ago, and you repeat them again. If you don’t turn around, your brain will be short-circuited, and your thinking will not be clear. It’s better to turn around a few more times and say something useful.
Cao Cao blinked, and continued: "So, the route of this march, as well as the counselors of the generals, must be arranged in detail. The first thing to be sure is that I am the commander-in-chief, which means that I am going to Shouchun. So who is there in Xuchang?" Coming to defend is also a crucial issue, if you have any suggestions, you might as well speak up quickly."
(End of this chapter)
As he said, he walked around me and wanted to single out Zhang Fei again. I stopped in front of him again, glared at him and said, "If you don't stop, I won't be polite!"
At this moment, both Cao Cao and Liu Bei came over, Liu Bei went to blame Zhang Fei, Cao Cao glared at Xu Chu and said, "You idiot! I order you now, go back immediately!"
"My lord, this..."
Xu Chu still wanted to speak, but Cao Cao suddenly yelled, "Get out!!"
This time Xu Chu had a bad nose, so he had to lower his head and walk back. After walking a few steps, he turned his head back again, pointed at Zhang Fei with a big knife and said, "My surname is Zhang, this matter...is not over!"
At this moment, Zhang Fei immediately jumped up, his eyes were full of anger, he also held the spear, pointed at Xu Chu while stretching his neck, and said, "Grandpa is waiting for you at any time! If someone didn't pull you today, I'll make your blood splatter on the spot!"
Xu Chu gritted his teeth, and clenched his fists at Zhang Fei, meaning to crush him. After a while, he walked away abruptly.
Seeing Xu Chu leave, Cao Cao turned his face away, forced an ugly smile from the corner of his mouth, and said to Liu Bei, "Hehe, Uncle Emperor, then... I won't accompany you either."
Liu Bei also saw that Cao Cao's face was dull at this time, so he bowed his hands respectfully and said, "Send Cao Sikong respectfully."
"Hehe." Cao Cao sneered, took a breath, and left.
Xu Chu lost, so he naturally felt that his face was dull, so it was still 36 tricks, and it was best to go.
Seeing Cao Cao go far away, Liu Bei turned around, his eyes widened immediately, he stared at Zhang Fei firmly, and asked scoldingly, "Third brother, did you start the incident?!"
At this moment, Zhang Fei started laughing, laughing, playing tricks on Liu Bei, and said, "Hey, big brother, let me tell you a story."
Liu Bei didn't say a word, which meant that if you fart, let it go.
The few of us had already walked back slowly, and I lit a cigarette again.
Zhang Fei said as he walked: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who accidentally dropped his foot while walking, so he squatted on the ground and cried. It happened that a ghost passed by him. Seeing the farmer crying, the ghost asked, What are you crying for? The farmer wiped away his tears and said, I fell on my foot today, and it was all caused by the ghost! When the ghost heard this, he also complained endlessly, because he didn’t harm anyone at all.”
When I heard this, I finally understood that this old Zhang was turning a corner to excuse himself, meaning that he couldn't blame him for everything, so I immediately joked: "Hehe, Brother Fei, if you want to do it like you Say, then you are a ghost?"
At this moment, Zhang Fei rubbed his neck and glanced at Liu Bei, with a smug smile on his lips. He might be thinking in his heart: My old Zhang is so smart, and this story is so well told.
Liu Bei should be in a good mood at this moment, after all, Zhang Fei gave him a face, so he sighed quietly at this moment, and there was a smile in his eyes, and turned to Zhang Fei and asked: "According to what you said, how do you deal with this matter?" It's not your fault?"
Zhang Fei said directly: "Of course it's not my fault. Hehe, big brother, you also know that Xu Chunas is so arrogant. He thinks that everyone is a head lower than him. This time, I really can't get rid of this shit. On my head, it was the gauntlet he wrote to me, saying to fight to the death in the poplar forest. ?”
I couldn't help laughing and said: "Brother Fei, you forgot again, this is Xuchang. In Xuchang City, Cao Cao has a way to know which hen lays eggs, where they lay eggs, and how many eggs they lay, let alone you alone. Picking such a big thing, besides, with your loud voice, you can hear it five miles away, it is too difficult for people not to know."
Zhang Fei chuckled and said, "What you said seems to make sense."
After walking for a while, we each went home.
When I got home, I was stunned again. There was another kit on the table. Huo Chen was still embroidering. Seeing me coming back, she hurriedly got up and poured me a cup of tea. I put down the smoking pot and picked up the kit. Said: "Hey, ma'am, this...have you seen it?"
At this moment, Huo Chen's face sank, and a ball of fire immediately appeared in her eyes, but she still suppressed the fire, and said calmly, "I didn't see it."
At this time, I took out the lighter, picked up the kit, and said to her: "If you haven't read it, I won't read it, it's boring, I don't know which woman is so boring, just burn it. "
As I said, I was about to light the fire, but Huo Chen snatched the bag over, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you burning, look! Not only do I want to see it, but I also want to keep it. In the future, I want to know who this bitch is." Whoever, I will publish the shameless words she wrote to the world, and I will see how thick-skinned she is and how coquettish she is in her heart!"
After Huo Chen finished speaking, he looked at it with angry eyes. After reading it, he sneered for a while, sat on the other side, threw the letter casually towards me, turned his face to the side, and pouted his mouth. flipped.
When I looked at it, I saw that it was written on the letter: "Caifeng Caifei, no lower body, no violation of virtue and sound, and you will die together."
After I saw it, I sighed immediately: "Oh, it seems that this woman is so vulgar, she has written words like lower body."
Huo Chen turned his face to me, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and said: "In my opinion, it's not common. These four sentences come from "The Book of Songs ~ Gu Feng", which means that I am willing to share joys and sorrows with you, live and die together."
I was taken aback at this moment, and hurriedly said: "To hear you say that, she is really good, ha ha."
"Ah? What did you say?!" Huo Chen immediately turned his face.
To be honest, when a man receives such a confession from a woman, he will inevitably feel a little flustered. If he doesn't feel flustered at all, it's a fake, it's a Buddha.But at this time I had to coax my wife, saying: "I said she was vulgar, very vulgar, vulgar even went to grandma's house!"
Hearing this, Huo Chen's frowning brows relaxed a bit, and I continued to pat my beard again, and said: "How about you, Ma'am, you are from a famous family, you know a lot, even you understand the Book of Songs, I feel ashamed Why not, hehe."
Huo Ting said angrily, "Stop coming!"
The next day, Cao Cao called us to discuss military affairs again.
In the meeting hall, Cao Cao was sitting behind the commander-in-chief case. This time, he didn't take a turn around. As soon as everyone arrived, he spoke, saying: "This crusade against Yuan Shu is very important. We will fight Yuan Shu with 30 soldiers and horses. [-], of course, if the princes send troops, the chances of winning will be much greater, but in Cao's humble opinion, they will only sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, they will only shrink in their nests, look at me, Cao It’s a joke, hehe, so this time, we are not playing the stick for ourselves, but for the princes from all walks of life.”
He stopped here, and I thought to myself, are you talking nonsense?I said these words a few days ago, and you repeat them again. If you don’t turn around, your brain will be short-circuited, and your thinking will not be clear. It’s better to turn around a few more times and say something useful.
Cao Cao blinked, and continued: "So, the route of this march, as well as the counselors of the generals, must be arranged in detail. The first thing to be sure is that I am the commander-in-chief, which means that I am going to Shouchun. So who is there in Xuchang?" Coming to defend is also a crucial issue, if you have any suggestions, you might as well speak up quickly."
(End of this chapter)
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