Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 129 Please eat meat
As soon as Liu Bei heard that he was going to be named Marquis, he quickly got up and bent over at [-] degrees to Cao Cao, saying, "Thank you, Mr. Cao."

Cao Cao chuckled and said, "Brother Xuande, you don't need to be polite. Sit down quickly. Today we are going to drink [-] cups. Sun Ce and Lu Bu are all unlucky villains. They have no luck to enjoy such a rich banquet. It can be seen that they are people abandoned by God, they are all outcasts!"

After I heard it, I just thought it was funny, Cao Cao is also a child with a temper, as long as he hates someone, he will scold anyone.

As soon as Liu Bei sat down, Zhang Fei couldn't sit still anymore. He wanted to show his skills everywhere, so as soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, he continued: "I don't know what kind of person Sun Ce is, but Lu Bu, definitely He is a villain, a slave of the three surnames, a man of no virtue, how can I say..." He looked at Ma Xin when he said this, and said: "It is not for nothing to call people evil. Right Ma Xin?"

Ma Xin smiled slightly, and said in confidence: "It's still a violation of heaven's sin, and you can't live if you do it yourself."

Zhang Fei said: "That's right, that's right! Lu Bunas is dead long ago, Cao Sikong is right, he is an outcast, right!"

Cao Cao was not in the mood to chat with Zhang Fei, so he poured himself a glass of wine, then stood up, raised his glass to invite everyone, and said, "Come on! Everyone, drink this cup, and from now on Cao and Liu will join hands and be invincible in the world!"

Cao Cao's thinking was quite beautiful, he always wanted to join forces with Liu Bei, but unfortunately he never got in touch with Liu Bei in his life, and later on he became an unworldly enemy.

Everyone listened to Cao Cao's slogan with great enthusiasm, and they all stood up and shouted: "The world is invincible."

Then each drank the wine in the glass.

I thought it would be fine to toast Cao Cao, but after a while, he got up again, toasted again, and everyone got up again and drank it all in one gulp.

After sitting down this time, Cao Cao came to pay his respects again without eating a few mouthfuls of food. He didn’t eat anything all night and drank all the wine. Cao Cao paid his respects forty or fifty times. , Tired back pain, Cao Cao is really crazy, I scolded his mother several times in my heart, he can't let us suffer by himself, what kind of person is this!
A few days later, when things were settled in Shouchun, Cao Cao took our class teacher back to Xuchang.

As soon as he returned to Xuchang, before Cao Cao's butt was hot, he first played the role of the emperor and Liu Bei as the pavilion of Yicheng.

He himself didn't ask for an official, of course, now his official is already the biggest, if he wants any more, he will become the emperor, he just attacked a usurper, how could he be so stupid as to usurp the throne.

After I got home, I made out with Huo Chen first. I don’t know who said it, but I think it’s true.

I don't know what happened, but since I left Xuchang, there are no more love letters in the bag, so it can be seen that the woman knows my whereabouts like the back of the palm of my hand.

But the second day after I returned to Xuchang, the love letter appeared again. As soon as Huo Chen saw it, his face became serious at that time. I felt more and more that the woman who wrote the love letter was terrible. She didn't show up and only wrote love letters. , The purpose is to create a estrangement between husband and wife, and the relationship is broken. She is attacking the heart. The most poisonous strategy in the world is to attack the heart.

Another day, just after I had breakfast, the doorman sent word that Cao Cao had sent someone to look for me, and I told him to come in.

This man was dressed lightly and looked like a servant. After entering the room, he knelt down in front of me and threw himself on the ground, saying: "The villain has seen General Tunyun."

I saw that he performed such a great ceremony, the etiquette of throwing five bodies to the ground is second only to three prostrations and nine kowtows. I have never met him before, how could he perform such a great ceremony to me, so I hurriedly said: "Your Majesty Sikong sent you here. There is no need to be too polite, get up quickly, get up quickly."

After this man got up, he smiled at me, showing his big teeth, but his teeth were quite white. He didn't have a toothbrush at this time, so I don't know how he took care of it. Said, when I came, Lord Sikong confessed that when I see you, you must be polite, otherwise my head will be cut off. I originally wanted to pay you three respects, but then I was lazy. Don't be offended."

I said: "If you really worship three times and kowtow nine times, you are very wrong. I can't bear that ceremony even if I die. Although I don't study much, I also know that three kowtows and nine kowtows are a kindness to the emperor and ancestors." The ceremony, I am not the emperor, and I am not your ancestor, so you should not do it."

After hearing what I said, this person immediately touched the back of his head, feeling embarrassed and said: "So there is still such a thing, I almost self-defeating, but General Tunyun, you have great knowledge, and I admire you."

He saluted me again while he was talking, I waved my hand and said, "It's a trivial matter, don't be too polite, by the way, Cao Sikong called you here, what's the matter?"

The man smiled and said: "The villain is not very clear. You also know that the most important thing for people nowadays is to control their mouths. If they can't control their mouths, they will not live long, so I didn't ask too much. I only saw Cao Sikong set a table of good meat and said that he would treat you to eat meat."

eat meat?I was taken aback for a moment, thinking, how does Cao Cao know that I eat meat, but then again, there is no shortage of meat in my family?Cao Cao is a ticking time bomb, he has an unusual mind, he might blow you up at any time, this time, treat me to meat, don't it be a Hongmen feast?Thinking of this, I asked again: "Have you invited Uncle Liu Huang?"

The man laughed and said: "No, Sikong invited you alone."

This is even more mysterious, his uncle, Cao Cao is going to make a fool of himself, if Liu Bei knows that I am close to Cao Cao, he will inevitably be suspicious, but it is impossible not to go, how can I lose face of Cao Cao, he But a first-rank official, the whole Xuchang belongs to him, if I offend him, I'm afraid I will have a bad life in the future, so I can only come to see Cao Cao with this person.

As soon as I arrived, before I had time to salute Cao Cao, he stood up with a smile, grabbed my hand, and said, "Oh, General Tunyun, you are finally here. I was thinking that you don't have time to come." Well, haha."

He said and pointed to the seat for me to sit down.Of course I didn't sit down immediately, I saluted him first, and said after the salute: "Why don't I have time to come, as long as Master Sikong calls, I, Shao, will follow the call."

In fact, I don't want to come at all, but no one can tell nonsense, and I will only pick good things to say.

After hearing what I said, Cao Cao couldn't close his mouth with joy, and continued, "General Tunyun, sit down quickly, sit down quickly."

After I sat down, Cao Cao put a piece of meat in front of me and said, "This is venison just a few months old. It's tender and smooth, and it has a lingering aroma after eating it. Come and taste it."

venison?I paused, I have never eaten this meat, but I heard that during the Three Kingdoms period, panda meat was eaten.

I picked up the chopsticks and tasted it, and it was exactly as Cao Cao said, but as a person in the 21st century, I would inevitably feel a little guilty about eating venison, which is a state-protected animal.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, I got to the point and asked Cao Cao: "Lord Sikong, if I guessed correctly, you invited me here today, not just to invite me to eat venison, right?"

The expression on Cao Cao's face became serious at this time, his small eyes blinked a few times, and after a while he calmly said, "Of course not."

When he said this, he rushed out of the door and shouted: "Bring the things in!"

After a while, two people brought in a heavy wooden box. The box was not big, but the black paint was very delicate. When the two people lifted it, their waists were bent. It seemed that the things inside were very heavy. I thought, wouldn't it be a box of venison?

Seeing that the box was put down, Cao Cao waved his hands and told the two to go out, and then said to me with a half-smile: "General Tunyun, open it and have a look."

(End of this chapter)