Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 165 No matter how big your hands are, you can't cover the sky
Chapter 165 No matter how big your hands are, you can't cover the sky
I said, "My lord, what do you say?"
Liu Bei said with a little worry: "Although I stayed in Xuzhou, Cao Cao didn't intend to give me military power. Instead, he sent a general named Che Zhou to control the military power. It's inconvenient to do things like this."
I thought for a while, and then said: "My lord, don't worry, the six counties of Xuzhou are so big, so what if Che Zhou has military power, no matter how big his hands are, he can't cover the sky, let's find a place to raise soldiers slowly, When the time is right, kill him, and then the whole Xuzhou will not belong to the lord?"
Liu Bei nodded and said, "Well, you and Zhong Chang said the same words, it seems that this method is feasible."
The next day, Cao Cao did not leave. Things changed within a day. His uncle Cao Cao changed his mind and decided to take Liu Bei back to Xuchang. Liu Bei also asked us to pack up quickly. He was stunned, this time he must be able to see Cao Cao's character clearly, but no matter what he said, he agreed that the plan did not change quickly.
In fact, I don't know why Cao Cao changed his mind. When I finally inquired, it turned out that the people in Xuzhou were as happy as the Chinese New Year when they heard that Liu Bei was going to stay. After the news, the tables were overturned, and he was so angry that he was jealous of Liu Bei's popularity, and worried that Liu Bei would make a big fuss with the support of this group of idiot fans, so he decided to bring Liu Bei to Xuchang and watch him personally.
A few days later, we returned to Xuchang. Liu Bei didn't talk much all the way, and he ate very little. He lost weight in a few days.
After I got home, Huo Chen and Gong Ya were not at home, and when I asked the maid, I found out that they had all gone to Madam Mi.
So I planned to go to the General Zuo's Mansion, but when I just went out, I was stunned, because there was a man sitting on the stone at the door. This man was holding a pair of mountain axes. Strange, the two rows of eyebrows are connected together, forming a straight eyebrow. Wearing a light blue robe, he looks like he is in his thirties, and he is also big and thick. He is sharpening an ax on a stone at the moment.
In fact, it was the second time I met him. The first time was when I came back. I thought he was just a passer-by, resting on a rock, and left after a while. I didn’t think he hadn’t left yet, so I closed the door. Chen called over, pointed at the strong man with the big ax and asked, "When was he in front of the mansion?"
Xiao Chen touched the back of his head, pondered for a long time, and finally counted with his fingers: "One, two, three, four, five..." As if one hand was not enough, he counted the other hand: "Six..." He said to me when he counted up to this point: "Go back to the general... If so, he has been here for six days."
As soon as I heard it, my head grew bigger, and I immediately understood that he was not passing by, and he seemed to be waiting for me on purpose, as the saying goes, don’t be afraid of being stolen by thieves, but be afraid of being missed by thieves. If he is my enemy, Then don't I eat and sleep well?He is in front of my house every day, like a ticking time bomb, which may explode at any time, so I asked Xiao Chen again: "Have you asked, what is his name? What is his purpose?"
Xiao Chen tilted his neck and said: "Report to the general, I have... asked all of them, he seems to be unable to speak, he is a mute."
I looked at the big man again, thinking to myself, he was born so big and thick, he didn't look like a dumb person.
So I walked towards this big man, who was still sharpening his big ax as if no one else was around. After grinding one, the other was polished so brightly that it was blinding, and he didn't pay attention to me at all. In front of him, he still didn't look up at me, so I took the initiative to say: "Brother, your ax is sharpened so brightly, what do you want to do?"
At this time, the sound of sharpening the ax stopped abruptly. He raised his head, looked me in the eyes without any hesitation, and said, "Sharpening an ax is naturally killing people."
I frowned, and thought to myself, his uncle, it is likely that the enemy came to the door again, so I hurriedly asked: "Who do you want to kill?"
He was still ashen-faced, staring into my eyes motionlessly, and said, "You!"
"Me?" I was taken aback for a moment, then laughed immediately, and asked again: "I have many enemies, but I don't know what grudge I have against you?"
Only then did he pick up the two axes, and continued: "No grudges, no enmity!"
I smiled again after hearing this, and said puzzledly: "Brother, there is an old saying, if you owe money to pay, and kill to pay for life, there must be a reason for everything. If you kill people without a reason, it is unreasonable."
He seemed to be stopped by me at this moment, he was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and said: "Haha, you want a reason, right? I'll give you one, I don't like you!"
As soon as he said the last word "eye", he picked up the axe and slashed. The left hand first slashed, and then came a slanted shoulder slash. Judging from his first hand, he must be left-handed.
When he strikes with an axe, I take a step back, and his axe strikes a centimeter away from my chest, but it doesn't hurt me. This is not to say that his axe skills are superb, but that I am very good at it. , I have mastered how far to avoid the enemy's weapons.
Seeing that he couldn't hit with his left hand, he suddenly made a move with his right hand. This move was also a bad move. He actually came up from under my crotch. He wanted to use an ax to chop Xiantao. It's half, even if it's not half, the happiness in the next life will come to naught.
Seeing that I couldn't dodge in time, I pressed down on the blade of his ax with both hands horizontally. His ax was already heavy, and it took a lot of effort to strike from bottom to top. He obviously couldn't resist my pressure from top to bottom. I put my whole body up. Falling down on the tobacco rod, he naturally lacked strength, so I retracted the ax, and I took a step back to retract the tobacco rod.
After standing still, I deliberately smiled and said, "Brother is very skilled, I don't know your name, can you tell me? Don't get me wrong, I'm afraid that if you die in my hands later, you won't even have a name." I don’t know, when I buried you, I didn’t know what to write on the stele, so I couldn’t write Anonymous, right?”
When the man heard this, his neck became thicker, and he stretched out his head and said: "Bah! You kid speaks outrageously, you should die by my hands! A certain family is Zhao Yi, the name is Tongren! Listen up, kid! Telling your name is not for you to erect a monument for me, but for you to know who killed you when you arrive in the underworld!"
When I heard this, I gritted my teeth secretly, thinking, what a fellow Zhao, just now Xiao Chen said that you are dumb, but I didn't expect you to have a good eloquence, today I will let you know how powerful Grandpa Shao is!
Thinking of this, I yelled: "You don't know how to live and die, eat your Grandpa Shao!"
After I shouted a word, I rushed towards him like flying, jumped up with a cigarette stick and swung it at his head, but when I heard the sound of "boom--", he blocked my cigarette stick with an axe, and I followed A flying kick kicked him in the stomach. If he didn't dodge, this kick would make him scream, but he still dodged. Don't look at him, he is not stupid at all, he is quite flexible. I miss him Lower back splits shouldn't be a problem.
(End of this chapter)
I said, "My lord, what do you say?"
Liu Bei said with a little worry: "Although I stayed in Xuzhou, Cao Cao didn't intend to give me military power. Instead, he sent a general named Che Zhou to control the military power. It's inconvenient to do things like this."
I thought for a while, and then said: "My lord, don't worry, the six counties of Xuzhou are so big, so what if Che Zhou has military power, no matter how big his hands are, he can't cover the sky, let's find a place to raise soldiers slowly, When the time is right, kill him, and then the whole Xuzhou will not belong to the lord?"
Liu Bei nodded and said, "Well, you and Zhong Chang said the same words, it seems that this method is feasible."
The next day, Cao Cao did not leave. Things changed within a day. His uncle Cao Cao changed his mind and decided to take Liu Bei back to Xuchang. Liu Bei also asked us to pack up quickly. He was stunned, this time he must be able to see Cao Cao's character clearly, but no matter what he said, he agreed that the plan did not change quickly.
In fact, I don't know why Cao Cao changed his mind. When I finally inquired, it turned out that the people in Xuzhou were as happy as the Chinese New Year when they heard that Liu Bei was going to stay. After the news, the tables were overturned, and he was so angry that he was jealous of Liu Bei's popularity, and worried that Liu Bei would make a big fuss with the support of this group of idiot fans, so he decided to bring Liu Bei to Xuchang and watch him personally.
A few days later, we returned to Xuchang. Liu Bei didn't talk much all the way, and he ate very little. He lost weight in a few days.
After I got home, Huo Chen and Gong Ya were not at home, and when I asked the maid, I found out that they had all gone to Madam Mi.
So I planned to go to the General Zuo's Mansion, but when I just went out, I was stunned, because there was a man sitting on the stone at the door. This man was holding a pair of mountain axes. Strange, the two rows of eyebrows are connected together, forming a straight eyebrow. Wearing a light blue robe, he looks like he is in his thirties, and he is also big and thick. He is sharpening an ax on a stone at the moment.
In fact, it was the second time I met him. The first time was when I came back. I thought he was just a passer-by, resting on a rock, and left after a while. I didn’t think he hadn’t left yet, so I closed the door. Chen called over, pointed at the strong man with the big ax and asked, "When was he in front of the mansion?"
Xiao Chen touched the back of his head, pondered for a long time, and finally counted with his fingers: "One, two, three, four, five..." As if one hand was not enough, he counted the other hand: "Six..." He said to me when he counted up to this point: "Go back to the general... If so, he has been here for six days."
As soon as I heard it, my head grew bigger, and I immediately understood that he was not passing by, and he seemed to be waiting for me on purpose, as the saying goes, don’t be afraid of being stolen by thieves, but be afraid of being missed by thieves. If he is my enemy, Then don't I eat and sleep well?He is in front of my house every day, like a ticking time bomb, which may explode at any time, so I asked Xiao Chen again: "Have you asked, what is his name? What is his purpose?"
Xiao Chen tilted his neck and said: "Report to the general, I have... asked all of them, he seems to be unable to speak, he is a mute."
I looked at the big man again, thinking to myself, he was born so big and thick, he didn't look like a dumb person.
So I walked towards this big man, who was still sharpening his big ax as if no one else was around. After grinding one, the other was polished so brightly that it was blinding, and he didn't pay attention to me at all. In front of him, he still didn't look up at me, so I took the initiative to say: "Brother, your ax is sharpened so brightly, what do you want to do?"
At this time, the sound of sharpening the ax stopped abruptly. He raised his head, looked me in the eyes without any hesitation, and said, "Sharpening an ax is naturally killing people."
I frowned, and thought to myself, his uncle, it is likely that the enemy came to the door again, so I hurriedly asked: "Who do you want to kill?"
He was still ashen-faced, staring into my eyes motionlessly, and said, "You!"
"Me?" I was taken aback for a moment, then laughed immediately, and asked again: "I have many enemies, but I don't know what grudge I have against you?"
Only then did he pick up the two axes, and continued: "No grudges, no enmity!"
I smiled again after hearing this, and said puzzledly: "Brother, there is an old saying, if you owe money to pay, and kill to pay for life, there must be a reason for everything. If you kill people without a reason, it is unreasonable."
He seemed to be stopped by me at this moment, he was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and said: "Haha, you want a reason, right? I'll give you one, I don't like you!"
As soon as he said the last word "eye", he picked up the axe and slashed. The left hand first slashed, and then came a slanted shoulder slash. Judging from his first hand, he must be left-handed.
When he strikes with an axe, I take a step back, and his axe strikes a centimeter away from my chest, but it doesn't hurt me. This is not to say that his axe skills are superb, but that I am very good at it. , I have mastered how far to avoid the enemy's weapons.
Seeing that he couldn't hit with his left hand, he suddenly made a move with his right hand. This move was also a bad move. He actually came up from under my crotch. He wanted to use an ax to chop Xiantao. It's half, even if it's not half, the happiness in the next life will come to naught.
Seeing that I couldn't dodge in time, I pressed down on the blade of his ax with both hands horizontally. His ax was already heavy, and it took a lot of effort to strike from bottom to top. He obviously couldn't resist my pressure from top to bottom. I put my whole body up. Falling down on the tobacco rod, he naturally lacked strength, so I retracted the ax, and I took a step back to retract the tobacco rod.
After standing still, I deliberately smiled and said, "Brother is very skilled, I don't know your name, can you tell me? Don't get me wrong, I'm afraid that if you die in my hands later, you won't even have a name." I don’t know, when I buried you, I didn’t know what to write on the stele, so I couldn’t write Anonymous, right?”
When the man heard this, his neck became thicker, and he stretched out his head and said: "Bah! You kid speaks outrageously, you should die by my hands! A certain family is Zhao Yi, the name is Tongren! Listen up, kid! Telling your name is not for you to erect a monument for me, but for you to know who killed you when you arrive in the underworld!"
When I heard this, I gritted my teeth secretly, thinking, what a fellow Zhao, just now Xiao Chen said that you are dumb, but I didn't expect you to have a good eloquence, today I will let you know how powerful Grandpa Shao is!
Thinking of this, I yelled: "You don't know how to live and die, eat your Grandpa Shao!"
After I shouted a word, I rushed towards him like flying, jumped up with a cigarette stick and swung it at his head, but when I heard the sound of "boom--", he blocked my cigarette stick with an axe, and I followed A flying kick kicked him in the stomach. If he didn't dodge, this kick would make him scream, but he still dodged. Don't look at him, he is not stupid at all, he is quite flexible. I miss him Lower back splits shouldn't be a problem.
(End of this chapter)
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