Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 17 Fascinating 1 Blockbuster
Chapter 17
"Let you go?" Hou Dezhu cocked his mouth, and with a hint of evil in his eyes, he asked with a half-smile, "How do you say that?"
I said: "Brother Hou, think about it, I was originally arrested by Liu Bei, but now he has escaped and no one is interrogating me, so you can show mercy and let me go?"
Hou Dezhu thought for a moment at this moment, and then said to me: "Your case has not been handed over, and I have a way to erase it, but..." He stretched out a hand, He made a gesture of asking for money, and then said: "I have no money to fish for!"
I sighed in my heart at this time, sure enough, money is a good thing at any time.
I was speechless at this time, using the words on the Internet, it was just haha, I sat back in the corner again, ready to sleep, and by the way, I also thought about how to get out, whether to forcefully escape from prison, with my ability, there is no problem at all.
However, as soon as I returned to the corner, I heard Hou Dezhu and the others say in unison: "You guys have seen Master Duyou!"
When I heard this, I hurriedly stood up and walked to the prison door, wanting to see what the Lord Duyou looked like. Sure enough, when I saw Lord Duyou, I felt that he did not disappoint me. He is not tall, about 1.6 meters tall, with a fat head and small ears, like two dumplings hanging on a wax gourd, but his eyes are not too big or small, his neck is almost connected with his chin, very thick, and his stomach is also very thick. Fat, a bit fatter than Hou Dezhu, with red marks left on his face after being whipped, and the swelling at the corner of his mouth has obviously not gone away. I'm sure Liu Bei hit his tooth. I don't know if his tooth fell out. No, but my tooth, after a few days of drinking porridge, finally died.
Just when I was thinking about whether the bigger the official, the fatter he ate, Du You said, and he greeted De Zhu: "I heard that someone beat Zhang Fei twice in this prison. Is this true?" Is it?"
Hou Dezhu hurriedly said, "Yes, it's true, it's true, hehe, what are your orders?"
Although Hou Dezhu was smiling, Du You didn't seem to be in the mood to watch him smile, but asked with a straight face, "Where is the person who beat Zhang Fei?"
Hou Dezhu turned his head at this moment, pointed at me and said, "My lord, this is the man."
At this moment, Du You shifted his eyes to me, looked at it from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, then he greeted De Zhu in doubt, and said, "Is this the big stupid guy who beat Zhang Fei? "
Hearing what he said, I was a little unhappy, uncle, he can't even say a word, and he actually called me an idiot.
Hou Dezhu nodded hurriedly at this moment and said: "It's him, that's right, Duyou, this kid is really good at it, I've seen it with my own eyes."
At this time, Du You looked at me carefully again, walked back and forth a few steps, then greeted De Zhu, and said: "I don't think he has much flesh on his body, but Zhang Fei is much fatter than him, he can really beat Zhang Fei fall down?"
At this moment, I grinned, thinking to myself, I don’t have any flesh, but I have muscles, and my eight-pack abs are still there. If I take off my shirt in a crowd of women, I will definitely be fascinated.
At this time, De Zhu saw that Du You didn't believe his words, so he said again: "My lord, if you don't believe me, you can try him."
The governor said: "How to try?"
Hou Dezhu said: "I'm looking for two people in the prison, and comparing them, won't it be clear to you if you have the ability?"
I was very unhappy when I heard what Hou Dezhu said, so I asked two people, are you teasing me?I underestimated the Chinese special forces. I thought of this, raised my head, and said, "At least ten people must be found. If ten people can knock me down, I will stay in this prison and wear the bottom of the prison!"
When I said this, Duyou was stunned, and he looked at me again, as if he had never seen me before. After looking at me, he finally tilted his mouth and smiled, but it was a sneer. He looked at me coldly and said, "Oh, you're quite arrogant, you're not afraid of toothache when you brag, hehe, okay, okay, kind." He kept nodding his head, then gave a thumbs up, and nodded He said directly to Hou Dezhu: "Okay, just find ten people for him, I want to see if he is bragging!"
Seeing the sarcasm on Duyou's face, I felt a rush of enthusiasm. It seems that if I don't show them a hand, they don't know the pros and cons of me as a special soldier, so I yelled out loudly and said: "Ten There are too few, find me thirty!"
After I finished speaking, I saw Du You suddenly froze, his eyes doubled, he might be thinking in his heart, this kid is still competing with me.After he was stunned, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! Only thirty, huh, you boy, you were bragging about a calf just now, and this time you're bragging about a big one, I'll see what kind of bullshit you are bragging about in the end! "
I found that Duyou's neck was red after he finished speaking, and his eyes were staring at me sideways. At this moment, he turned around resentfully, and then said heavily, "Head of the prison, go outside to compare, It's small inside."
Hou Dezhu had already let me out at this time, and he led me outside and said, "I said, young master, now is not the time to show off, thirty people are not thirty grains of rice, you can eat it in one bite, If you can't win, won't you offend Mr. Postmaster? Originally, your case would not be tried, so you paid five hundred dollars and went out. Now it's... oh, it can't be done, but He's going to lose his life, Liu Bei beat Lord Duyou, he's looking for someone to vent his anger on, why didn't you see it."
I said: "Brother Hou, what you said is correct, but I don't have any money with me, and I don't plan to go out. Even if I die, I don't want to be looked down upon."
While speaking, I was already outside, and the surrounding area was still full of archers. After Hou Dezhu took me outside, he started to pick out the thirty people. After a while, he picked out some thin and small ones. , I know that he might be doing it for my own good, and this person's heart is not too bad. After all, I have been in prison for so many days, and I have never seen him bully any prisoner.But I really don't mind him picking some strong pawns at this time, so I have the idea of making an opinion.
However, before it was my turn to make an opinion, Du You dragged his fat body and walked over, scanned the thirty people, then looked at Hou Dezhu with an ugly face, and said: "I said, old Hou Ah, there is something wrong with your eyes." As he spoke, he pointed at the thirty people, and said, "Look at you, what kind of eyes are in your eyes, you are so skinny as a monkey, can you still fight?"
Hou Dezhu chuckled at this moment, and explained: "Your Excellency Duyou doesn't know, this one is thin, has hard bones, and is resistant to falling."
When Du You heard this, he immediately blew his nose, "Crack!" He hit Hou Dezhu's hat with one blow. If he didn't wear a hat, he would have hit him on the head. After beating him, Du You said, "You can! I asked you to find someone to throw that braggart, not someone to be felled, what is it that you can withstand, I think you are quite resistant to falling!"
(End of this chapter)
"Let you go?" Hou Dezhu cocked his mouth, and with a hint of evil in his eyes, he asked with a half-smile, "How do you say that?"
I said: "Brother Hou, think about it, I was originally arrested by Liu Bei, but now he has escaped and no one is interrogating me, so you can show mercy and let me go?"
Hou Dezhu thought for a moment at this moment, and then said to me: "Your case has not been handed over, and I have a way to erase it, but..." He stretched out a hand, He made a gesture of asking for money, and then said: "I have no money to fish for!"
I sighed in my heart at this time, sure enough, money is a good thing at any time.
I was speechless at this time, using the words on the Internet, it was just haha, I sat back in the corner again, ready to sleep, and by the way, I also thought about how to get out, whether to forcefully escape from prison, with my ability, there is no problem at all.
However, as soon as I returned to the corner, I heard Hou Dezhu and the others say in unison: "You guys have seen Master Duyou!"
When I heard this, I hurriedly stood up and walked to the prison door, wanting to see what the Lord Duyou looked like. Sure enough, when I saw Lord Duyou, I felt that he did not disappoint me. He is not tall, about 1.6 meters tall, with a fat head and small ears, like two dumplings hanging on a wax gourd, but his eyes are not too big or small, his neck is almost connected with his chin, very thick, and his stomach is also very thick. Fat, a bit fatter than Hou Dezhu, with red marks left on his face after being whipped, and the swelling at the corner of his mouth has obviously not gone away. I'm sure Liu Bei hit his tooth. I don't know if his tooth fell out. No, but my tooth, after a few days of drinking porridge, finally died.
Just when I was thinking about whether the bigger the official, the fatter he ate, Du You said, and he greeted De Zhu: "I heard that someone beat Zhang Fei twice in this prison. Is this true?" Is it?"
Hou Dezhu hurriedly said, "Yes, it's true, it's true, hehe, what are your orders?"
Although Hou Dezhu was smiling, Du You didn't seem to be in the mood to watch him smile, but asked with a straight face, "Where is the person who beat Zhang Fei?"
Hou Dezhu turned his head at this moment, pointed at me and said, "My lord, this is the man."
At this moment, Du You shifted his eyes to me, looked at it from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, then he greeted De Zhu in doubt, and said, "Is this the big stupid guy who beat Zhang Fei? "
Hearing what he said, I was a little unhappy, uncle, he can't even say a word, and he actually called me an idiot.
Hou Dezhu nodded hurriedly at this moment and said: "It's him, that's right, Duyou, this kid is really good at it, I've seen it with my own eyes."
At this time, Du You looked at me carefully again, walked back and forth a few steps, then greeted De Zhu, and said: "I don't think he has much flesh on his body, but Zhang Fei is much fatter than him, he can really beat Zhang Fei fall down?"
At this moment, I grinned, thinking to myself, I don’t have any flesh, but I have muscles, and my eight-pack abs are still there. If I take off my shirt in a crowd of women, I will definitely be fascinated.
At this time, De Zhu saw that Du You didn't believe his words, so he said again: "My lord, if you don't believe me, you can try him."
The governor said: "How to try?"
Hou Dezhu said: "I'm looking for two people in the prison, and comparing them, won't it be clear to you if you have the ability?"
I was very unhappy when I heard what Hou Dezhu said, so I asked two people, are you teasing me?I underestimated the Chinese special forces. I thought of this, raised my head, and said, "At least ten people must be found. If ten people can knock me down, I will stay in this prison and wear the bottom of the prison!"
When I said this, Duyou was stunned, and he looked at me again, as if he had never seen me before. After looking at me, he finally tilted his mouth and smiled, but it was a sneer. He looked at me coldly and said, "Oh, you're quite arrogant, you're not afraid of toothache when you brag, hehe, okay, okay, kind." He kept nodding his head, then gave a thumbs up, and nodded He said directly to Hou Dezhu: "Okay, just find ten people for him, I want to see if he is bragging!"
Seeing the sarcasm on Duyou's face, I felt a rush of enthusiasm. It seems that if I don't show them a hand, they don't know the pros and cons of me as a special soldier, so I yelled out loudly and said: "Ten There are too few, find me thirty!"
After I finished speaking, I saw Du You suddenly froze, his eyes doubled, he might be thinking in his heart, this kid is still competing with me.After he was stunned, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay! Only thirty, huh, you boy, you were bragging about a calf just now, and this time you're bragging about a big one, I'll see what kind of bullshit you are bragging about in the end! "
I found that Duyou's neck was red after he finished speaking, and his eyes were staring at me sideways. At this moment, he turned around resentfully, and then said heavily, "Head of the prison, go outside to compare, It's small inside."
Hou Dezhu had already let me out at this time, and he led me outside and said, "I said, young master, now is not the time to show off, thirty people are not thirty grains of rice, you can eat it in one bite, If you can't win, won't you offend Mr. Postmaster? Originally, your case would not be tried, so you paid five hundred dollars and went out. Now it's... oh, it can't be done, but He's going to lose his life, Liu Bei beat Lord Duyou, he's looking for someone to vent his anger on, why didn't you see it."
I said: "Brother Hou, what you said is correct, but I don't have any money with me, and I don't plan to go out. Even if I die, I don't want to be looked down upon."
While speaking, I was already outside, and the surrounding area was still full of archers. After Hou Dezhu took me outside, he started to pick out the thirty people. After a while, he picked out some thin and small ones. , I know that he might be doing it for my own good, and this person's heart is not too bad. After all, I have been in prison for so many days, and I have never seen him bully any prisoner.But I really don't mind him picking some strong pawns at this time, so I have the idea of making an opinion.
However, before it was my turn to make an opinion, Du You dragged his fat body and walked over, scanned the thirty people, then looked at Hou Dezhu with an ugly face, and said: "I said, old Hou Ah, there is something wrong with your eyes." As he spoke, he pointed at the thirty people, and said, "Look at you, what kind of eyes are in your eyes, you are so skinny as a monkey, can you still fight?"
Hou Dezhu chuckled at this moment, and explained: "Your Excellency Duyou doesn't know, this one is thin, has hard bones, and is resistant to falling."
When Du You heard this, he immediately blew his nose, "Crack!" He hit Hou Dezhu's hat with one blow. If he didn't wear a hat, he would have hit him on the head. After beating him, Du You said, "You can! I asked you to find someone to throw that braggart, not someone to be felled, what is it that you can withstand, I think you are quite resistant to falling!"
(End of this chapter)
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