Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 202 If I Don't Beat You, Who Should I Beat? (two more)
Zhao Fei said: "My lord, my subordinates searched for three hundred miles in one breath. After being asked by everyone, I finally found out the news of General Zhang. It turned out that he occupied a small city in Runan, called Gucheng, and kicked out the county magistrate. He As the county magistrate, Ma Xin asked us to bring a letter and ask the lord to read it."

At this time Xu You wisely went to the door and closed the door.

Liu Bei took a look at the letter, and said in a low voice, "Ma Xin told us to leave Hebei and go to the ancient city. He has already instigated the rebellion of Gongdu in Runan, and Liu Pi and the two of them rebelled against Cao together."

I hastily whispered: "My lord, Yuan Shaoshi is not the master. What Ma Xin said is true. We should leave this place as soon as possible."

Liu Bei pondered for a moment, then said softly: "Your words are good, but my second brother..."

Liu Bei hesitated to speak.

Zhao Qi arched his hand and said: "My lord, a spy came to report. After General Guan found out that you were in Hebei, he protected his family and left Xuchang. He is heading for Hebei."

Liu Bei's eyes lit up, and he said, "If that's the case, that would be great. You guys should tell my second brother to go directly to the ancient city."

Zhao's father and son clasped their hands together and said, "I obey."

Liu Bei said: "I'm sorry, both of you."

After the two of them left, Xu You walked in and said with a smile, "Uncle Huang should make plans early, I will arrange for you to go out of the city in a few days."

When Liu Bei heard it, he knelt down on the ground with a plop, and said, "Mr. Lao Xu is here."

Seeing Liu Bei kneeling down, Xu You quickly pulled his arm and said, "Uncle Huang can't do it, please get up quickly." After Liu Bei got up, Xu You continued: "To be honest, the person I admire the most in this life is It is you Liu Xuande, you are full of awe-inspiring aura, and you are also a member of the Han family. You are a hero, and you swear to destroy the Cao bandits. In the future, the flying dragon will rise to the sky, so just don’t forget to be with me when the time comes."

Liu Bei said with tears in his eyes: "If I can help the Han family in the future, I will swear to my death to repay my brother for saving me."

Xu You said: "The emperor's words are serious."

Just at this time, Wang Si came. I don't know if he heard what Cai said just now, but our voice was not loud, and even if someone heard it, they couldn't hear clearly. Besides, we had no other conspiracy other than leaving Hebei. Even if Yuan Shao knows, I can justify it by asking myself.

Seeing that Wang Si brought the wine and meat, Xu You personally smelled it and was quite satisfied. Then he cupped his hands and said to Liu Bei: "Uncle Huang, take your time. I will take my leave. If you have other requirements, let Wang Si tell me."

Liu Bei bent over ninety degrees and said, "I'm sorry."

"Hahahaha!" Xu You laughed wildly, walked out the door, and warned the doormen not to let them talk nonsense, or they would chop off their heads, and they all knelt down and said yes.

Liu Bei and I started to eat wine and meat, Wang Si watched dryly, not daring to talk too much, maybe he still remembered the kick I kicked him yesterday, I was eating, thinking, if Guo Tuwan comes back, seeing how good our food is, Don't you want to vent your anger on Wang Si?In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I asked Wang Si to bring back the empty porridge bucket, and told him to fill it with half a bowl of porridge. When Guo Tu came back later, he would cheat him.

I was afraid that Wang Si would tell Guo Tu the truth, so I said to him: "I said Wang Si, do you want to be beaten?"

When Wang Si heard this, his legs trembled in fright, and he said wretchedly: "Oh, look at your question, my lord. No one in this world wants to be beaten. Why do you ask this question, old man? Could it be that you want to beat me up?" Right? I... I didn’t neglect you guys. I’ll do whatever the boss told us to do. I’ve worked here as a back kitchen for three years. When my mother gave birth to me, my mother said that the roof of my house Zi Qi is at the top, the fortune teller said that I am more than rich, but I didn't expect..."

I heard him talking nonsense, so I hurriedly interrupted him and said: "Okay, stop talking, it's useless for you to talk about it here, when Guo Tu comes back later, I will definitely beat you up."

Wang Si stared blankly and asked, "Why did he beat me up? I am so obedient."

Liu Bei and I looked at each other, sniffed, and then I said to Wang Si: "You, give us meat, and give us wine. Even if you take away the wine and meat now, the room still smells of wine. If he doesn't come back today Well, if he wants to come today, he will definitely smell it, and then he will trouble you, he ordered us to have porridge, but you disobeyed him, if he doesn’t beat you, who will he beat?”

At this moment, Wang Si stiffened his neck, and said: "That can't hit me on the head, this is what Mr. Xu ordered."

I chuckled and said, "You're too naive. Think about it, even if he knows it's Xu You's order, he can't drag Xu You down and flatten him. I'll take it out on you then. I know him best, when he gets angry, no matter who you are, he will slap you on the face, and you won't even have time to cry!"

At this moment, Wang Si hurriedly touched his face, and said: "Oh my mother, you are so right, those grown-ups like to vent their anger on us, two days ago Chef Liu put too much salt, Guo... ...Guo Tu gave him a slap on the ear. It seems that today's slap is definitely for me. Oh, why am I so miserable? When my mother gave birth to me, I heard that the roof of my house is a purple pressure roof , fortune teller..."

"Okay, okay, okay, don't complain here, if you don't want to be beaten later, you have to listen to me." I interrupted him and said.

Wang Sidao: "Okay, tell me, as long as I don't get beaten, I will listen to you!"

I pointed to the bucket of porridge and said: "No matter what Guo Tu asks you later, you just say that we only drank porridge and nothing else. If he wants to ask why it tastes like wine and meat, you just say that you ate it yourself , in order to watch us finish the porridge, he will be happy when he hears it, and maybe he will give you a reward."

When Wang Si heard this, he was as happy as a child. He knelt down on the ground, kowtowed to me, and said, "Thank you, sir, for saving me. You are my reborn parents."

I hurriedly said: "Get up quickly, let Guo Tu see you and kowtow to me, if you don't beat you, I will beat you."

He stood up in a hurry, and Liu Bei and I were like starving ghosts, and moved the wine and meat into our stomachs like a storm.

Wang Si quickly removed the empty plate and jug.

Half an hour later, Guo Tu came back with his four bodyguards. I was taking a nap. I just dreamed about my two beautiful wives when he came back. It was really drying my pants under the flowers, which was a big spoiler.

When Liu Bei and I saw him coming, we usually sat on the haystack and would not salute him halfway, because he didn't wear it.

At this moment, I cheered up, chuckled, and said: "Master Guo, you are really free. You go here several times a day, and you are not afraid that your wife will take the opportunity to mess with others?"

When Guo Tu heard this, his neck became thicker, and he said, "Hmph! My wife is at my hometown!"

Seeing him angry, I smiled unconsciously, and said: "It's not safe in your hometown. I advise you to go back to your hometown quickly and have a look. Plant the land, take care of your grandson and baby. Why do you have to live like this in the battlefield?" life?"

(End of this chapter)