Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 23 I want to hug my thigh

He dared to say such a thing, he must have expected that I would not oppose him, and he must have guessed that I am a person who values ​​affection. I really don't know how he sees through me, but I think this superintendent is really not simple , the ability to know people is really top-notch, otherwise his official would not be so great.However, I decided that one day sooner or later, after I repay him for saving me, I will personally eliminate harm for the people and uphold justice!
The next day, Mr. Wang took me to pack up and leave, saying that he was going back to Luoyang City. According to his words, it was to prevent nights from having many dreams. In fact, he was afraid that the money would be stolen.

When he was leaving, the woman in his room finally showed up. To be precise, she showed up. She didn't show her face at all. She was wearing a cloak. When she got into the carriage, she lifted the cloak several times, as if she wanted to see me. He was forced into the carriage by Duyou, and said while pushing into the carriage: "That stupid big guy has nothing to look at, he looks like a monkey, madam, hurry up and get in the carriage."

Only then did I know that this Duyou came with his wife, and he was very afraid of her wife, and he was also afraid that her wife would be seen by others, as if what would happen if others saw her. After getting on the horse, he came over and said, "Master, what are you looking at? Don't look at it from now on! Get on the horse quickly!"

After he finished speaking, he turned and got into the carriage, but I didn't get on a horse, because I don't know how to ride a horse at all. When I was a soldier, I didn't even see a horse. I heard that there were cavalry companies in the army a few years ago. Where are they now? Also, they all drive cars and drive tanks. Only those places in the northwest with inconvenient transportation may need horses.

So I led the horse and followed. Fortunately, the fat man's carriage didn't go fast. After walking for a while, I reached the wilderness. I had the urge to ride a horse. Now, I can jump off. There are not many people here, and I am not afraid of hurting people, so I quietly got on the horse. When I first sat on it, things swayed to and fro. I am not used to it. Fortunately, horses have been domesticated. After a few days, I can basically control the horse, and I can easily follow behind the fat man's carriage.

A few days later, I arrived in Luoyang. This place is much more lively than Anxi County, but the people here are also much weirder than those in Anxi County. Ever since I entered Mr. Wang’s house, their maid, butler , the pot burner, looked at me like a monster, and whispered behind my back after watching it, I caught someone and asked what was going on, and he said, it was because I was so handsome, and gave me It is not good to say that he is handsome.

After I listened to it, I was really puzzled, just because I am handsome, you all regard me as a monster?What are you saying about being handsome? I think you are just jealous that others are more handsome than you!You people really have long hair and short knowledge.

However, after a few more days, I gradually agreed with that person that being handsome is really not a good thing, because Duyou was jealous of my handsomeness, and according to his words, I was too ugly and too thin, so I had to put I walked out, but I knew better than anyone else that he was going to drive me away just because his wife gave me two extra glances.

I immediately lost my job. Although he gave me some money, if I couldn't find a thigh to hug me, I wouldn't last long.

When I walked out of the palace, the door approached me, and said to me with a smile: "Brother, to tell you the truth, I knew from the first day you entered our master's house that you will not live for a few days, and you will definitely To be blasted away."

I said, "Is it wrong to be handsome?"

At this time, he rolled his eyes, doubled his voice, and said to me quietly: "To tell you the truth, a few years ago, there was a servant here, who was quite handsome, and he flirted with his wife all day long. I had a secret love, and was discovered by Mr. Wang, and my legs were broken. Oh, from now on, our master has been on guard day and night, that green hat is really hard to wear, and all the handsome ones were blasted away. We crooked melons and jujubes, oh, I really want to thank my parents for making me so ugly, otherwise I don’t know where to make a living, oh, beautiful."

After I finished listening, I saw his intoxicated face, and his crooked neck. He made a serious face and left without saying a word. I thought to myself, he is ugly and popular these days.

I didn’t go far from Mr. Wang’s house, so I found a restaurant and ate two dishes, one tofu and one fish. I didn’t enjoy the food very much. I think the cook must have not passed the chef certificate, because the fish he cooked was a little bit I'm confused.

After coming out of the restaurant, I came to a crossroads, and suddenly I didn’t know how to go, so I came up with an idea, let God choose a direction for me, I took out the helmet in the bag, I remembered the above There is a pit, I will put it on the ground and turn it around later, and I will go in whichever direction the pit faces. Speaking of this pit, Guo Lao Er shot it with an arrow when he was saving me. Here I am I have to thank him for not shooting through the helmet, otherwise I'm afraid I'm already at the king of Hades.

This method is really good. After turning the hat many times, the hole is facing due north. It seems that I should really go north.

After making this happy decision, I happily set out on the road. In fact, I have already thought about it. I can't stay in Luoyang for a long time. Besides, there is no one worthy of my vote here. Those who are in power in the court, Either Shi Changshi, or a vicious person like Wang Duyou who only knows how to make money, none of them are worthy of my trust. If I want to hug my thigh, the first step is to leave Luoyang City

I don’t know how long I walked, but I came to a detour in the forest. The trees are very tall. Of course, it’s summer and the trees are lush, but I found that there are not many people on this road. It was cool, and after walking for a while, I finally saw people. Several people were squatting on a big stone. The stone was in the shape of a long wax gourd, not very regular. For a few thousand catties, I thought those people were just enjoying the cool on the top, and ignored them, but they seemed to want to talk to me. Finally, someone shouted among them, and that person looked at me and shouted, "Sell me!" Stone!"

I thought to myself, who wants such a big stone, it is useless to shout at me, but when I just walked in front of them, they chased after me, and then surrounded me tightly. The person who shouted just now, with a shaggy beard, disheveled hair, like a chicken coop, bare arms, a lot of hair on his chest, was all black, standing right in front of me at the moment, staring into my eyes, Unhurried, neither humble nor overbearing: "Sell stones."

I saw that the situation was not good, they were trying to buy and sell by force, so I shrugged and forced a smile and said: "Brothers, I don't buy stones, besides, your stones are so big , even if I bought it, I can’t take it away, can I? Hehe.”

(End of this chapter)