Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 241
There are two generals standing on the tower. Although we have never met each other, we can tell at a glance that they must be Pang Ji and Zhang Hu.

One of the generals looked at Zhang Fei and said, "I said...that black-faced man, who are you? Are you Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide?"

Zhang Fei said: "Hmph! It's your Grandpa Zhang, who are you? Knowing Grandpa's name, why don't you open the door and surrender!"

Hearing this, the man spit on the bottom of the city tower and said, "Damn!! How could I, Pang Ji, open the door for a butcher! You are too lowly, go and call that shoe seller Liu Bei, I want to talk to him !"

At this moment, I thought to myself, is the job of selling shoes higher than that of butchering pigs?

When Zhang Fei heard that Pang Ji was also upset, he said that he was either a butcher or a shoe seller. He turned around in anger, and then shouted to the tower: "Pang Ji! You bastard, son of a bitch! My eldest brother is a big man!" Uncle Emperor, you have a noble status, how can you talk to a bastard like you! If you are sensible, get out of the city as soon as possible, stand still obediently, let my old Zhang stab your chest lightly, and then everything will be fine, otherwise , When we go to the city, no one will be left behind!"

At this moment, the general next to Pang Ji spoke up and said to Zhang Fei, "Black-faced butcher, do you know me?"

At this time, Zhang Fei really set up a grass shed and looked up at the city tower. It took a long time before he said: "Oh-haha, I don't recognize you! Where are you from the straw sandals, you don't even have a number, who knows you?!"

When the general heard this, his neck became thick, and he pointed at Zhang Fei with the shield in his hand, and said, "Ah! I am the general Zhang Hu! You butcher of Zhuojun! You killed so many pigs, I want To avenge those pigs, today is your death day!"

When I heard this, I just thought it was funny, and there are people who avenge pigs, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds.

Although Zhang Fei was angry at this time, he deliberately laughed three times and said, "Hahahaha! What a coincidence that your name is Zhang Hu. Your surname is also Zhang. We were one family 500 years ago and one family 800 years ago. I won't make things difficult for you today, you just need to come out, stand still and let my old Zhang stab you with a spear, and everything will be fine, if not, when I go to the city, let alone a pig, I will kill your son together!"

When Zhang Hu heard this, the fire went up, and he wanted to say something more, but he was persuaded by Pang Ji, and then he said to Zhang Fei: "Zhang Butcher, let's stop talking nonsense and call your elder brother Liu Bei to come out quickly. I have something to say." He said."

Zhang Fei said: "What a joke! My elder brother has a noble status, so he will come if you let him come? Since you don't want to talk nonsense, come out and have a good time with someone!"

Liu Bei had already steered his horse forward at this time, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Zhang Fei's side, looked up the tower, cupped his hands and said, "You two generals, it is Liu Bei who is next to you, what advice do you have?"

When Pang Ji and Zhang Hu saw Liu Bei bowing his hands, they also bowed their hands respectfully, and then Pang Ji said: "Uncle Liu Huang, I heard that you are a teacher of benevolence and righteousness. I, Pang Ji, now invite you to fight against Liu Biao together. When the time comes, we will win Jingzhou. What do you think about flat shoulders?"

Before Liu Bei could answer, Zhang Fei said, "Ah bah! You two rebels want to drag my eldest brother into the water, but there is no way!"

Liu Bei sighed, and said, "You two generals, Liu Bei would venture to ask, why did you rebel?"

Pang Ji slapped his thigh at this time, and said: "Oh, my uncle! So you are still in the dark! To be honest, the government forced the people to rebel, and the people had to rebel. The dog jumped the wall in a hurry. The rabbit is anxious to bite people, this is not true at all, the emperor doesn't know something, brother, I am suffering, I am suffering more than Huanglian, Cai Maonasi, what the hell is not a thing, he sees that my army in Jiangxia County is growing , He went to Liu Biao and made a false accusation against me, he is a bastard, he actually cut off my military power, and asked me to go home to farm, Liu Biao, that old man, actually agreed!"

When Pang Ji said this, he gritted his teeth suddenly, and slapped his hand on the brick of the tower, knocking off a piece, and continued: "Liu Biao is a fool, a softie! He is afraid of his wife! Cai said Whatever it is, Liu Biao is a useless rotten sweet potato! And that Cai, she is a bitch! A woman, not hiding in the room to embroider, she has to do something else, she specializes in politics , Blow the pillow wind on the old man Liu Biao, and dry Liu Biao's skin. This woman is a monster, and her younger brother Cai Mao, a nest of snakes and rats. When I enter Jingzhou, I will kill Cai first, then Cai Mao, and finally Slay Liu Biao again, and then rule Jingzhou and plan for the world!"

When Pang Ji said this, he said to Liu Bei deeply: "Uncle Liu Huang, I heard that your generals are like clouds. If we can join hands, we will be invincible in the world. At that time, we will be equal in Jingzhou and we will unify the world in the future. In the end, we still divide like this, what do you think?"

As soon as Pang Ji finished speaking, Zhang Fei answered, "Hehe! You want us to join forces with you, dream it! If you are sensible, come out quickly, stand still, and let my old Zhang stab a spear, and everything will be fine. If not, wait for me to kill and enter the city, and no chicken or dog will be left behind!"

I patted the back of my head when I heard this, thinking about this old man, why does he always ask others to stand still and stab him?Are others fools?It's hilarious to talk.

Liu Bei sighed softly, and said earnestly to Pang Ji: "General Pang, to be honest, it may not be a bad thing for General Cai to let you go home to farm. Now the world is in chaos, and we are fighting east and west, and our lives are at stake. If it sounds nice, soldiers will inevitably die before the battle, and it is not a bad thing for you to go home and farm in peace."

Hearing this, Pang Ji's eyes widened. His eyes were not big at first, but now he was so angry that his eyes widened. He spit at Liu Bei and said, "Damn! What the hell is that?" Son! Liu Bei, you shoe seller, you don’t feel pain in your back when you stand and talk! If you go home to farm safely, then you go home and continue to sell shoes! Selling shoes is also safe, I thought you would I sympathize with you, I never thought that you and that Cai Mao are wearing a pair of pants, so without further ado, I will chop you up, and then I will settle the account with Cai Mao!"

"Ahh!!!" Zhang Fei suddenly screamed, and his lungs exploded when he heard Pang Ji scolding Liu Bei like that. Not only me, but even Pang Ji was startled by his ghostly scream, and his body trembled suddenly. After a while, Zhang Fei pointed at Pang Ji vigorously with Zhang Ba Snake Spear, and said, "Pang! Just based on your words, I, Lao Zhang, will let you die today without a place to bury you!"

At this time, Pang Ji pretended not to be rude, pointed at Zhang Fei, and said, "Ahhh!! Butcher Zhang! Don't you know how to kill a pig? What are you talking about!"

Zhang Fei was so angry that he reined in the horse, and the horse kept spinning on the spot. He wished he could fly upstairs and stab Pang Ji to death, and shouted: "I'm angry! I'm angry too! !"

(End of this chapter)