Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 255 You Are So Awesome Now
Chapter 255 You Are So Awesome Now (Part [-])
After Xu Chu pulled his horse back, Cao Cao then said to Ma De: "Brother Shuchang, I, Cao Cao, are very thirsty for talents and urgently need talents like you. Why don't you just follow me? Look at me now. Liu Bei is much stronger, the north is basically pacified by me, and Liu Bei, although he is full and fat now, but after all, he is under the fence of others, depending on the face of others, he is not as comfortable as me Cao Cao, you will lead with Liu Bei How much salary, I will double it!"
When I heard this, I couldn't help laughing in my heart, thinking to myself, Cao Cao is really stubborn, and he will say twice as much at every turn, for fear that others will not know that his family has many wives, and he never forgets to poach people. I don't remember how many times I have come to poach Ma De again now, and even said ugly words to anger Liu Bei, he is really shameless.
When Liu Bei heard this, his face was like that of a pig's liver. Cao Cao slapped Liu Bei in the face in front of people from Jingxiang Nine Counties and 42 Counties. Can Liu Bei feel better?This is Liu Bei, the eighth level of ninjutsu. If I had ordered the war, even if Cao Cao didn't want to fight, I would have to beat him back to his grandma's house. He has tried repeatedly to expose people's scars.
When Ma De heard Cao Cao say that he would give him double the salary, he sneered for a while and said, "Thank you Cao Sikong for your praise. The fortune teller has done the calculation for me. I will never be short of money in my life, so I accept your kindness with all my heart." .”
As Matt said, he cupped his hands again.
Cao Cao frowned, sighed, and said, "Hey, what a pity, the top talents in the world have followed Liu Bei. If they were to follow me, I'm afraid I would have unified the world by now."
Seeing that Cao Cao was talking nonsense, Liu Bei yelled, "Cao thief! Do you want to fight or not!?"
Cao Cao said: "Of course I won't fight anymore. You are so powerful and confident now. If I fight with you now, am I not a fool? Besides, I have just conquered the north now, and there is not enough food and grass. If I fight with you, I will not Odds of winning, I, Cao Cao, will not use the stick of uncertainty in this life, how about this, I come here once in a while, you come downstairs, how about we catch up on the past?"
Cao Cao seems to be cheating.
Zhang Fei laughed and said, "Hey, don't let my elder brother go downstairs, isn't it rare for you to come here? Come quickly into the city, the chicken, duck, pig and fish in the city are all set up, just wait for you Cao Cao to come and put the first chopsticks Well, if you don’t come, we dare not eat, come in quickly, I’ll drink a thousand cups with you!”
Cao Cao narrowed his eyes and said, "Brother Yide, are you trying to catch a turtle in the urn?"
Zhang Fei said: "Hehehehe! That's right, it's just catching a turtle in a urn, oh, no, you don't even deserve to be a turtle, you are worse than a pig or a dog!"
At this time Xu Chu was behind Cao Cao, gritted his teeth and his beard trembled. Cao Cao didn't let him speak, so he really didn't dare to open his mouth.
Liu Bei called out at this time: "Shao Ye, Zilong, you two come downstairs with me."
Zhang Fei said, "Brother, shall I go too?"
Liu Bei ignored him, meaning not to let him go.
After Liu Bei and the three of us went downstairs, Cao Cao also rode his horse and walked in the middle. When he saw Zhao Yun, he was also a little surprised, and said: "Zilong, I have already avenged Gongsun Taishou, you should Thank you for that."
Zhao Yundao: "Brother Meng De, you don't need to talk sweet words. You killed Yuan Shao not to avenge Gongsun Taishou, but for yourself."
Cao Cao straightened his face and said: "You are wrong! I am for the court and for the emperor to recover the land occupied by the princes. I have the emperor's order, and you are the rebels!"
Zhao Yundao: "There is no need to say more, everyone in the world knows exactly where you put the Son of Heaven."
Cao Cao said: "Hmph, you didn't talk so much back then, how can you be so eloquent now? It's true that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. You didn't learn from Liu Bei, but you learned some tongue skills. Yes, what a pity and pity!"
I answered, "Brother Meng De, who else in the world can match your tongue?"
When Cao Cao saw me talking, his eyes turned to me unconsciously, he sighed helplessly, and said, "Master Shao, alas, at this time I might as well just call you Uncle, you don't learn well, you specialize in abducting girls from good families, you Tell me, where did you abduct my daughter!?"
I shook my head and sighed: "Cao Sikong, I am really in vain. What do you mean I kidnapped your daughter? She came to find me by herself. She is so big and has her own thoughts. How can she be fooled casually?" ?”
Cao Cao snorted, "Don't quibble, you act recklessly on the basis of your good looks, and I'll settle the score for you after I clear Xinye!"
Liu Bei answered, "Brother Meng De, don't gossip, you asked me to leave the city, what's the matter?"
Cao Cao chuckled and said, "Brother Xuande, you still have a grudge against me, can't we join hands?"
Liu Bei said nothing, silence is the best answer.
Cao Cao felt bored, and continued: "Okay, I won't say much else. I came all the way here just to congratulate you. It's not easy for you. I only got a son at such an age. I, Cao Cao Counting, there are..." He stretched out his hand and started counting his fingers while talking: "One, two, three, four, five, five, this..." He said to Liu Bei again Hehe smiled and said: "Anyway, you can't count on one hand, but you are not as good as me in this respect, hehe."
I thought to myself, funny, Cao Cao is really funny!There are more than sons here, so it is better to compare with pigs. Pigs live in a litter of more than a dozen. This is also compared, which is really interesting.
Liu Bei also felt that Cao Cao was extremely boring after hearing this, so he smiled calmly and said: "I am ashamed to say that I am not as good as you. Take your eldest son Cao Ang as an example. He was considered brave back then, but now he is buried deep in the ground. I am deeply saddened, recently I got news that Guo Jia died of illness in Hebei, I felt a little sad after hearing that, please Cao Sikong, by the way, when you go to Guo Jia’s grave, don’t forget to mention me , It’s not in vain that we got to know each other.”
Cao Cao listened without saying a word, and gritted his teeth tighter and tighter until his eyes bulged out.
Seeing that Cao Cao was angry, Xu Chu was in a hurry and had no choice but to beat Liu Bei up, but is he a match for me and Zhao Yun?So I also endured it.
Cao Cao gritted his teeth until the end, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and said: "Hahahaha! Hahahaha! I, Cao, will definitely take the words of Uncle Liu Huang, and tell Guo Jia at that time, you miss him, and you will see him soon. He's gone, hehe."
When it was over, Cao Cao hurt Liu Bei again. Seeing that Cao Cao was so angry, Liu Bei smiled slightly and said, "In that case, Liu Bei will thank you first."
Cao Cao said: "Okay, then I will go back to Xuchang first, and we will have a long time to come!"
As Cao Cao said, he was pulling his horse to leave, when Liu Bei shouted again: "Wait a minute, Cao Sikong came thousands of miles away, why don't you go to the city to eat some wine and food, if you leave like this, people in the world will say that I, Liu Bei, are unkind? "
(End of this chapter)
After Xu Chu pulled his horse back, Cao Cao then said to Ma De: "Brother Shuchang, I, Cao Cao, are very thirsty for talents and urgently need talents like you. Why don't you just follow me? Look at me now. Liu Bei is much stronger, the north is basically pacified by me, and Liu Bei, although he is full and fat now, but after all, he is under the fence of others, depending on the face of others, he is not as comfortable as me Cao Cao, you will lead with Liu Bei How much salary, I will double it!"
When I heard this, I couldn't help laughing in my heart, thinking to myself, Cao Cao is really stubborn, and he will say twice as much at every turn, for fear that others will not know that his family has many wives, and he never forgets to poach people. I don't remember how many times I have come to poach Ma De again now, and even said ugly words to anger Liu Bei, he is really shameless.
When Liu Bei heard this, his face was like that of a pig's liver. Cao Cao slapped Liu Bei in the face in front of people from Jingxiang Nine Counties and 42 Counties. Can Liu Bei feel better?This is Liu Bei, the eighth level of ninjutsu. If I had ordered the war, even if Cao Cao didn't want to fight, I would have to beat him back to his grandma's house. He has tried repeatedly to expose people's scars.
When Ma De heard Cao Cao say that he would give him double the salary, he sneered for a while and said, "Thank you Cao Sikong for your praise. The fortune teller has done the calculation for me. I will never be short of money in my life, so I accept your kindness with all my heart." .”
As Matt said, he cupped his hands again.
Cao Cao frowned, sighed, and said, "Hey, what a pity, the top talents in the world have followed Liu Bei. If they were to follow me, I'm afraid I would have unified the world by now."
Seeing that Cao Cao was talking nonsense, Liu Bei yelled, "Cao thief! Do you want to fight or not!?"
Cao Cao said: "Of course I won't fight anymore. You are so powerful and confident now. If I fight with you now, am I not a fool? Besides, I have just conquered the north now, and there is not enough food and grass. If I fight with you, I will not Odds of winning, I, Cao Cao, will not use the stick of uncertainty in this life, how about this, I come here once in a while, you come downstairs, how about we catch up on the past?"
Cao Cao seems to be cheating.
Zhang Fei laughed and said, "Hey, don't let my elder brother go downstairs, isn't it rare for you to come here? Come quickly into the city, the chicken, duck, pig and fish in the city are all set up, just wait for you Cao Cao to come and put the first chopsticks Well, if you don’t come, we dare not eat, come in quickly, I’ll drink a thousand cups with you!”
Cao Cao narrowed his eyes and said, "Brother Yide, are you trying to catch a turtle in the urn?"
Zhang Fei said: "Hehehehe! That's right, it's just catching a turtle in a urn, oh, no, you don't even deserve to be a turtle, you are worse than a pig or a dog!"
At this time Xu Chu was behind Cao Cao, gritted his teeth and his beard trembled. Cao Cao didn't let him speak, so he really didn't dare to open his mouth.
Liu Bei called out at this time: "Shao Ye, Zilong, you two come downstairs with me."
Zhang Fei said, "Brother, shall I go too?"
Liu Bei ignored him, meaning not to let him go.
After Liu Bei and the three of us went downstairs, Cao Cao also rode his horse and walked in the middle. When he saw Zhao Yun, he was also a little surprised, and said: "Zilong, I have already avenged Gongsun Taishou, you should Thank you for that."
Zhao Yundao: "Brother Meng De, you don't need to talk sweet words. You killed Yuan Shao not to avenge Gongsun Taishou, but for yourself."
Cao Cao straightened his face and said: "You are wrong! I am for the court and for the emperor to recover the land occupied by the princes. I have the emperor's order, and you are the rebels!"
Zhao Yundao: "There is no need to say more, everyone in the world knows exactly where you put the Son of Heaven."
Cao Cao said: "Hmph, you didn't talk so much back then, how can you be so eloquent now? It's true that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. You didn't learn from Liu Bei, but you learned some tongue skills. Yes, what a pity and pity!"
I answered, "Brother Meng De, who else in the world can match your tongue?"
When Cao Cao saw me talking, his eyes turned to me unconsciously, he sighed helplessly, and said, "Master Shao, alas, at this time I might as well just call you Uncle, you don't learn well, you specialize in abducting girls from good families, you Tell me, where did you abduct my daughter!?"
I shook my head and sighed: "Cao Sikong, I am really in vain. What do you mean I kidnapped your daughter? She came to find me by herself. She is so big and has her own thoughts. How can she be fooled casually?" ?”
Cao Cao snorted, "Don't quibble, you act recklessly on the basis of your good looks, and I'll settle the score for you after I clear Xinye!"
Liu Bei answered, "Brother Meng De, don't gossip, you asked me to leave the city, what's the matter?"
Cao Cao chuckled and said, "Brother Xuande, you still have a grudge against me, can't we join hands?"
Liu Bei said nothing, silence is the best answer.
Cao Cao felt bored, and continued: "Okay, I won't say much else. I came all the way here just to congratulate you. It's not easy for you. I only got a son at such an age. I, Cao Cao Counting, there are..." He stretched out his hand and started counting his fingers while talking: "One, two, three, four, five, five, this..." He said to Liu Bei again Hehe smiled and said: "Anyway, you can't count on one hand, but you are not as good as me in this respect, hehe."
I thought to myself, funny, Cao Cao is really funny!There are more than sons here, so it is better to compare with pigs. Pigs live in a litter of more than a dozen. This is also compared, which is really interesting.
Liu Bei also felt that Cao Cao was extremely boring after hearing this, so he smiled calmly and said: "I am ashamed to say that I am not as good as you. Take your eldest son Cao Ang as an example. He was considered brave back then, but now he is buried deep in the ground. I am deeply saddened, recently I got news that Guo Jia died of illness in Hebei, I felt a little sad after hearing that, please Cao Sikong, by the way, when you go to Guo Jia’s grave, don’t forget to mention me , It’s not in vain that we got to know each other.”
Cao Cao listened without saying a word, and gritted his teeth tighter and tighter until his eyes bulged out.
Seeing that Cao Cao was angry, Xu Chu was in a hurry and had no choice but to beat Liu Bei up, but is he a match for me and Zhao Yun?So I also endured it.
Cao Cao gritted his teeth until the end, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and said: "Hahahaha! Hahahaha! I, Cao, will definitely take the words of Uncle Liu Huang, and tell Guo Jia at that time, you miss him, and you will see him soon. He's gone, hehe."
When it was over, Cao Cao hurt Liu Bei again. Seeing that Cao Cao was so angry, Liu Bei smiled slightly and said, "In that case, Liu Bei will thank you first."
Cao Cao said: "Okay, then I will go back to Xuchang first, and we will have a long time to come!"
As Cao Cao said, he was pulling his horse to leave, when Liu Bei shouted again: "Wait a minute, Cao Sikong came thousands of miles away, why don't you go to the city to eat some wine and food, if you leave like this, people in the world will say that I, Liu Bei, are unkind? "
(End of this chapter)
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