Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 264 Crouching Dragon Wind (Part [-])

In order to test her, I deliberately said: "Ma'am, you are so gentle, you have never been gentle, why do you seem like a different person today?"

Gongsun Xin said: "It's because you didn't notice my gentleness before. Later... you will feel that I am gentler."

After chatting for a while, we fell asleep and slept until dawn. It was the first time I slept so comfortably with her.

After waking up, Gongsunxin personally washed and washed me. She really looks like a good wife, but I'm not used to it.

A few days later, Zhang Fei came, and I hurriedly invited him to the guest room. When he came, he must be drinking, so I ordered the cook to prepare wine and food.

When Zhang Fei heard that there was wine to drink, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Old Shao, you are welcome, just drink two pots as you like."

As we talked, the two of us sat down. People say that dogs hang around and get hammered, and people hang around to get right and wrong. This is absolutely true. It seems that Zhang Fei must have suffered some kind of grievance when he came to me on his own initiative. I'm here to complain.

Thinking of this, I asked, "Brother Fei, what kind of wind brought you here?"

When Zhang Fei heard my question, his face immediately changed, and he said, "Hmph! It was the crouching dragon wind that brought me here!"

I blinked and asked, "Could it be that you have invited Zhuge Liang?"

Zhang Fei said: "Please go to the fart! When I arrived in Wollongong, I didn't see a fart!"

I looked surprised, and then asked: "What's going on? Could it be that Sima Hui pointed you to a gangster?"

Zhang Fei sighed: "Well... that's not the case. I've met that old man Sima Hui. He's also a pedantic guy. He's a bit of a pedant, and it annoys me to death. What's worse, he doesn't even have a drop of wine at home. No, I really don’t know how to deal with the world, no matter how poor the family is when entertaining guests these days, you still have to prepare some wine, don’t you?”

I said, "What Brother Fei said is not bad."

Zhang Fei continued: "We did find Zhuge Liang's home, but..."

When he said this, the food and wine were brought up, and he took the flagon and blew to his mouth, gurgling, gulping, gulping several mouthfuls, and eating a few more mouthfuls of meat, before he said to me: "But, that Zhuge Liang is not At home, I heard from the book boy that he took his wife on a trip to the mountains and rivers, and he only left because he was counted on to come to us the day before, and you say it's annoying or not, or annoying!"

After he said this, he poured wine into his mouth again. He is really a drinker. I was scared when I saw it. I still drank from the cup and poured it myself. It's an old acquaintance, so there's no need to be courteous.

After hearing what Zhang Fei said, I went on to say: "Then you have to listen to Brother Fei, Zhuge Liang is really a god!"

As I spoke, I gave a thumbs up.

Zhang Fei was pouring wine, listening to me praising Zhuge Liang, the wine poured into his nose, he coughed for a long time, then stared at me and said: "I said Shao Ye, you... What are you doing?" Help that Zhuge villager? He is a god? How is he a god? He is not even a ghost!"

After saying this, Zhang Fei grabbed a large piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

I also took a bite of the food, and then continued: "Of course he is amazing, if he is not amazing, how could he figure out that you are going to go the next day?"

Zhang Fei said: "Huh! Farting can blow out the lights, so I'll call him if he touches me!"

I said, "Anyway, he's hit the nail on the head."

Zhang Fei waved his hand and said, "Don't talk, don't talk, don't mention that villager Zhuge, I get angry when I mention him, my elder brother said that I will invite him in a few days, hehe, this time, I am I can't live or die, I can't live or die, hehe."

Zhang Fei was a little confused at the moment, and after drinking two pots of wine, he started talking nonsense, saying Liu Bei was confused, cursing Cai Mao, and cursing Liu Biao. Yadai scolded all over the place.

I advised him: "Brother Fei, you are drunk, why not go home and rest."

Zhang Fei said: "I'm not drunk, how could I be drunk, I still know you, you are Shao Ye, married four wives, hehe..."

I said, "Don't, don't, there are three. The fourth one hasn't been married yet, so I probably won't be able to."

Zhang Fei said: "You're right, what kind of thing is Cao Xiao, the daughter of a Cao thief, she is not a good thing at first sight, but... But then again, the first few you married, well... It doesn't seem to be all that bad..." He moved his finger away as he spoke, and said, "Look, the first one, Huo Cha, look, she looks pretty, but she can't have children , you say this, hey, no, no, you have a hard life... The second one, Gongya, is a mute, look at this, facing her all day, like a log, no good, Not good, hey, number one..."

When he said this, I took a look outside the house, but fortunately there was no one there. How did it feel to let them hear this? Lao Zhang really didn’t know what to say. It's time to go home."

I stood up to help him while I was talking, but he shook his hand and said, "You...you...don't worry, my old Zhang hasn't finished yet." When he said this, he started again. Move the third finger, if he is drunk, he can count his fingers quite clearly, but seeing him move the third finger, he said: "Third, speaking of your third wife, Gongsun Xin , Oh, a few years ago...you didn't marry her when her legs were good, alas, it's okay this time, her legs are lame, you want it, you, Shao Ye, no... .It’s not that I, Lao Zhang, said you, a cripple, why did you marry her, hey..."

When Lao Zhang said this, he sighed old-fashionedly, and continued: "With your status, how can you leave a cripple at home, really."

When I heard this, I gritted my teeth and thought to myself, you Zhuojun butcher!Your uncle is too lenient, who I marry is none of your business!When I thought of this, I came to pull him, but he still shook hands with me, what the hell, come to my house to count my wife's faults, no matter how bad they are, they are still my wife, it's not your turn to gossip here!

He shook my hand away, and started counting the fourth finger again, eyes dazed, and said: "The fourth, oh, the fourth one has already said, she is Cao Cao's daughter, if you dare to marry her, no one will tell you , I, Old Zhang, are the first to disagree, daughter of a thief general, if you dare to marry me, try it! Try it!"

At this moment, I couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted: "Butcher Zhang! Have you finished talking about your uncle? Get out of here and go home! If I didn't see you drunk, I would have touched you with a cigarette pot Already!"

Zhang Fei was really confused at the moment. I scolded him, but he was not angry at all. He continued: "I sympathize with you, Lao Shao. I, Lao Zhang, do not sympathize with anything else, but I sympathize with you. The wives you married are all What, you are either dumb or lame, I sympathize with you, I sympathize with you."

(End of this chapter)