Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 269
Zhang Fei said: "This sentence is still a good sentence." He said to Liu Bei: "Brother, brother, I think it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Let me lead five thousand soldiers and horses to Fancheng to fight Cao Ren. How about Cao Ren?" ?”

I said: "Brother Fei, you said just now that you can't defend yourself, why do you want to fight again now? Aren't you afraid of the cold?"

Zhang Fei said: "Cold? It's only cold when you rest at home. It's not cold to beat the stick. I want to warm up with Cao Ren and fight Sanbaihe before beheading Guo's second child. Haha, that's exactly the idea!"

Zhang Fei rubbed his hands as he spoke, as if he couldn't wait.

Ma Xin said with a light smile: "General Zhang, don't worry, take the initiative to attack, it is better to wait for work, since Cao's soldiers have been stationed in Fancheng, they will attack Xinye soon, otherwise the daily army consumption will be very high, and Pancheng will not be able to bear it in the long run. , we should write a letter to Cai Mao."

Zhang Fei said: "What's the use of writing to him? Will he still send troops to help us?"

Ma Dao said, "Of course he won't send troops to help us, but he might sneak attack us from behind while we are fighting Cao Bing."

Zhang Fei frowned when he heard this, and said, "This...how should I do this?"

Seeing Ma Xin's unhurriedness, Liu Bei smiled lightly and said, "I believe Zhong Chang must have a clever plan to stop Cai Mao's sneak attack, right?"

Ma Dao said: "There is no clever plan, but I have to trouble my lord to write a letter to Cai Mao, and the letter says that if he dares to send troops, Liu Qi will definitely not sit idly by."

I said: "What a clever plan, what a clever plan, this is called mutual containment, it seems that Liu Qi is really right to stay in Jiangxia."

After discussing for a few more words, Liu Bei told us to disperse, and he was also busy writing letters to Cai Mao.

Early the next morning, Cao Ren couldn't sit still, and even led his troops to outside Xinye City to beat drums and curse at the city.

Liu Bei led us to the top of the city tower. After walking for a while, the beard and eyebrows were all white, not real white, but white from the snow, which shows how cold the weather is. It’s not to say that it’s below zero, and my beard is not short. The goatee is still very sexy. I look in the mirror at least five or six times a day, just to look at my beard. I am in the 21st century, and I have no idea that I look so good with a beard.

As soon as I went up the tower, I lit a cigarette.

It was Xu Chu who came to the front of the city and shouted. I didn’t pay attention to it just now, but when I took a closer look, I was so scared that I almost dropped my cigarette stick on the ground. Xu Chu was sitting on the horse with a long knife, and he was naked Yes, I wear a pair of single trousers on my legs.

Everyone on the tower was taken aback, I even forgot to smoke, thinking, this Xu Chu could not be born of a penguin, right?His uncle, he is not afraid of the cold?

Zhang Fei laughed, and said, "Oh, Xu Chu must be stupid, why doesn't he know how to wear clothes?"

Ma Xin shook his head and sighed, "Xu Chu is really a strong general!"

Liu Bei also sighed secretly, and said, "There are such people in the world."

Zhang Fei said: "Brother, hey, I see, let's stop beating. Let Xu Chu freeze to death for an hour, haha!"

As soon as Zhang Fei finished speaking, Xu Chu pointed at the top of the city tower with a big knife, and said, "You bastard! Come down quickly and compete with your grandpa Xu!"

Zhang Fei secretly smiled, rubbed his belly, raised his voice, and said, "I said Xu Chu, Brother Xu, haha, are you going the wrong way? It's the middle of winter, why are you still spending summer? Haha, listen to my old Zhang's advice, go back to Xuchang and get dressed, and come back after getting dressed, my old Zhang won't kill naked people!"

After hearing what Lao Zhang had said, Xu Chu spit into the snow and said, "Damn! Zhuojun butcher, you just went back to Xuchang to get dressed, and your whole family went back to Xuchang to get dressed! I, Xu Chu, am the most powerful general in the world." , not afraid of cold in winter, not afraid of heat in summer, unlike you Zhang Fei, wearing such a thick robe, just die!"

Zhang Fei didn't answer his words this time, and objected to Liu Bei: "Brother, let's not fight hard with him. He said that he is not afraid of the cold. Who would believe it? Let's hang him out for a day today, and see if he can wear clothes tomorrow. If I don’t wear it tomorrow, I really believe that he is not afraid of the cold, he thinks he is pigskin, he is not that thick.”

Ma Xin turned to Liu Bei and said, "My lord, what General Zhang said is true. Let's give him a try. I can see that his belly is red from the cold. It's a lie if he's not cold."

As soon as Zhang Fei heard that Ma Xin agreed with him again, he waved his hands hastily and said, "Don't, don't, Zhongchang, don't agree with me, you'd better oppose me, that way I feel more comfortable."

Ma Xin didn't object to Zhang Fei, Liu Bei took us down the tower, only Xu Chu's solitary cursing was left, echoing lonely in the sky outside Xinye City.

The next day, Xu Chu continued to scold him, still barebacked. I saw, my god, Xu Chu is really not afraid of the cold.

Zhang Fei muttered: "Oh, hell, hell! Xu Chu is really not afraid of the cold." After he finished muttering, he stretched his neck and said to Xu Chu: "Who am I talking about, Mr. Xu, you are not a person, you You really look like a pig. You see, that pig is not afraid of the cold without clothes. You are no different from a pig. Hehe, my Lao Zhang is good at killing pigs. It seems that God wants you to die by my hands Ya, hahahaha!"

After hearing this, Xu Chu was so angry that his stomach shook violently. He pointed his knife at the top of the tower and said, "Stay!! Butcher of Zhuojun, stop talking nonsense on the tower and come down to die quickly. Grandpa Xu has been waiting for a long time!"

For some reason, Zhang Fei was reluctant to go downstairs today. If before, he would start fighting if he couldn't finish his sentence, today he is also very abnormal. Could it be that people don't get angry so easily when it's cold?

Zhang Fei stopped talking at this time, and he probably felt that talking in winter was really cold, and the more he talked, the more heat would escape from his body.

Seeing that Zhang Fei ignored him, Xu Chu began to scold him again, saying, "Liu Bei! You shoe seller, come down and die!"

Liu Bei said: "Xu Chu, go back to Xuchang and get dressed, I, Liu Bei, can't bear to kill you!"

Seeing Liu Bei talking to him, Xu Chu seemed to be in high spirits. He laughed and said, "Liu Bei, I heard that you were good at weaving straw sandals in the early years. My shoes happened to be rotten. How about weaving a pair for me? Don't worry, I'll give it to you." your money."

Liu Bei stared after hearing this, and didn't answer his words, thinking that Xu Chu was just looking for something to say and wasting his time.

Seeing that Liu Bei was ignoring him, Xu Chu set up a thatched shed and looked up the tower to see who he was talking to. Now that he caught Guan Yu again, he said, "Brother Yun, everyone says you have good sword skills. Why don't you come down and compete with me?"

He came to Guan Yu again, and Guan Yu stared at him, saying: "You rat! You don't deserve to fight with me!"

When Xu Chu heard this, he slammed into the fire and said, "Guan Yu! What are you! You ungrateful guy, Lord Sikong has shown you great kindness. He will give you an ingot of gold and a silver ingot on your horse, and give you a red rabbit and a horse, and seal you up." Hanshou Pavilion, I didn't expect you to avenge your kindness, so if you are sensible, hurry up and chop off the heads of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, and make up for it!"

(End of this chapter)