Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 77
"Slow!!" Of course I yelled, because of the previous experience, I was not afraid at this time, took out the money very calmly, and said, "Don't rush to grab it, there are Money, money! Haha."

At this time, I swaggered up to the general who had just called out, and put the money into his hand, and he really took it, I said: "Brother, don't you just want money, why bother?"

He didn't speak at this time, he was full of hatred towards me, and I didn't know what he was thinking, so in case things changed, I pointed to the big tent not far away and asked, "Is this General Cao's camp?"

The man said: "That's right, but you can't go in yet."

I frowned and said, "Why? Didn't you take my money? Don't you think it's too little?"

The man gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "Money, take it as it is, and people, cook it as it is!" When he said this, he shouted to the dozens of people: "Come on! Throw it into the pot and cook it!"

I became anxious and shouted: "Slow down!" I stared into his eyes and said, "This general, is this General Cao's meaning?"

He said, "No."

I said: "Since it's not, you shouldn't practice military law. Besides, I have no hatred or enmity with you, why do you want to kill me?"

He snorted coldly at this moment, and said: "I am Xia Houyuan, the younger brother of Xia Houdun, and I want to avenge my brother's blindness!"

I was taken aback at this moment, was this intentionally arranged by Cao Cao, did he really want to put me to death?

Before I could react, Xia Houyuan shouted again: "Hurry up, grab it and cook it! I want to gnaw its bones and eat its flesh!"

These dozens of people were about to fight, and I was ready to fight to the death, but at this moment, a voice suddenly came from outside the tent: "Slow down!"

We all looked this way, and I was stunned when I saw it. This person was actually Guo Yun. Thinking that fate is really arranged like this.

At this time, Guo Lao Er took a few steps forward and said to Xia Houyuan: "General Xia Hou, wait a moment, General Cao has an order to let Shao also get in."

Xia Houdun looked angry at this moment, stared at me and said, "Huh! You can just have fun secretly. When General Cao finishes interrogating you, I will cook you as well!"

At this moment, I thought to myself, if Xia Houyuan really wants to kill me later, I'll kill this bastard with a smoking pot!This is obviously Cao Cao asked him to put on a show, and he really used embroidery needles as a mallet to avenge his personal revenge. What a fool!
Thinking of this, I walked into the tent, always wanting to say something to Guo Yun, but I didn't think it was appropriate to say anything, and I didn't bother to play the piano to the cow, so I just didn't say a word, and entered the tent in a while.

The scene in the camp is something I will never forget in my life. There are tables in the tent, and the counselors and generals are all drinking and eating. When they saw me coming in, they ignored me as nothing. Saying hello, but now that I think about it, I don't need to put a hot face on my cold ass, I can understand it at a glance, this uncle is a big boss again, this time I'm on an envoy, let me lose face, I'm really pissed I also!

But I didn't see Cao Cao at the table. I took a look at the middle seat, and Cao Cao was sitting behind the handsome desk staring at me. Out of politeness, I cupped my hands at Cao Cao and said, "I have seen General Cao." .”

Cao Cao stood up quietly at this time, and said to me: "General Tunyun is here, I haven't seen you for many years, I've been waiting for you, hehe."

I wanted to say something to him, but at this moment he lowered his head and began to tie the silk belt around his waist. If modern times are making trouser belts, I saw this situation and immediately smoked with anger. The insult is something I have never experienced in my life. This uncle Cao Cao is too bullying!

Although my lungs were exploding at this time, I kept my face calm and kept smiling as much as possible. I was thirsty and hungry at the moment. When I saw the food and wine on the table, I put the big smoke pot on, and I couldn't care less , walked directly to the table, picked up a jug of wine and poured it into his mouth. Everyone on the table was stunned. If I want to eat something, Cao Cao will not embarrass me, right?

Sure enough, Cao Cao had already sat down at this time, watching my performance very calmly, I thought to myself, since you have lost my face, I will also give you a slap in the face, if I don’t save face this time, My mother's surname is not Shao!

After making up my mind, I drank and walked around the table, thinking how to deal with these bastards. Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration and remembered a story, so I said while walking around this group of people: "Everyone! Eat slowly, let me tell you a story to cheer you up. It is said that a long time ago, there was a meeting among animals, and suddenly the phoenix came. You all know that the phoenix is ​​a divine bird, and its position in people's hearts is very high. When Qilin saw the phoenix coming, he hurriedly said hello, but, ah, some animals, idiots who are blind, just don’t greet the phoenix, who are these animals? These animals are..."

As I said that, I took the leftover chicken bones, pointed to the heads of these people one by one, and said: "That is, chickens, ducks, cats, mice..., cows, donkeys, snakes, pigs!"

As soon as I finished speaking, they all burst into flames, "Crack! Crack! Crack!..." They all slapped their hands on the table, gritted their teeth and said to me, "Who do you call a pig!"

"Who are you calling a donkey!?"

"Who are you calling a duck!?"

. . . . . .

They gritted their teeth one by one, their faces became disfigured with anger, wishing they could eat me alive, and there was a sudden chaos here. I saw them grit their teeth, and I felt much more comfortable. I thought, if the tiger doesn't show its power, You treat me like a sick cat.

At this moment, someone pulled out the sword with a bang, and said to Cao Cao with a dark face, "General Cao, this man uttered wild words, wait for me to cut off his head!"

(End of this chapter)