Naruto Zaun

Chapter 122 Because Kangaroos Don't Go to the Supermarket at All

Naruto, whose finger was knocked off by Sasuke, was not annoyed, and just sat beside his hospital bed with a smile.

Sasuke half sat up and moved his body.

I feel that my body seems to be fine, but my head hurts and my memory seems to be missing.

He only remembered seeing Itachi Uchiha, but what happened and what he said became very vague.

After a while, seeing that Sasuke hadn't spoken, Naruto took the initiative to break the deadlock by showing friendship:

"Are you practicing pretending to escape there again?"

Sasuke:?
Sasuke: "I feel like I forgot something very important, related to Itachi, but I'm not sure."

Naruto knew from Bian Jiuwei that Sasuke had indeed met Itachi, nodded to Sasuke and said:

"Ah, yes, you were sent back by Jiraiya-sensei. You were hit by Itachi's magic trick called Tsukiyomi. It seems that Kakashi-sensei was also hit. You are still lying on the bed."

Then he said nervously to Sasuke:

"Sasuke, didn't you become an idiot because of ninjutsu? Abba, aba?"

"You're the one, I'm fine now." Sasuke said unhappily.

"Really?" Naruto expressed hesitation.

"Yes."

"Then I'll give you a quiz."

"Oh, whatever, if you finish the exam, please get out of my ward in a hurry."

"okay."

Naruto cleared his throat, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, looking a bit cunning.

"A kangaroo, does the kangaroo know?"

"I know, what's the matter, you can now channel the kangaroo?"

"No, I'm asking you why kangaroos never use shopping bags when they go to the supermarket."

Sasuke thought for a moment, then said:

"Because the kangaroo has a pouch on its stomach."

"wrong."

Naruto shook his head.

"Nani? Oh, I see, because kangaroos deliver food."

"Still wrong."

Naruto still shook his head.

"Masaka? How is it possible, then why, Naruto?"

Naruto looked at Sasuke like an idiot.

"Because kangaroos don't go to the supermarket at all, it's common sense."

Sasuke:?
Noticing Naruto's eyes, Sasuke felt his blood throbbing crazily in his temples.

It's a pity that he doesn't have much strength in his body now, otherwise he would have to punch Naruto in the face twice.

Gritting his teeth, he temporarily suppressed the rising anger.

"The question you asked has no logic at all."

"Okay, okay, then I'll give you another logical question."

Naruto waved his hand and continued:
"Then let me ask you, why do mice fly?"

"Why do mice fly?"

Sasuke was even more baffled.

"Mice can't fly at all, what kind of retarded question are you?"

"correct."

Naruto slapped his thigh.

"So I ask you, why does a mouse suddenly fly? It's a logical question."

Sasuke bit his finger.

"Because this mouse is a special psychic beast?"

"No, it's just an ordinary mouse that can fly suddenly."

Naruto denied.

"Because this mouse is a bat in disguise?"

Sasuke replied.

"Not at all."

Naruto denied again.

"Why then?"

"Stupid." Naruto sighed, as if worried about Sasuke's IQ.

"Because the mouse ate the elixir, and now he has become a fairy, so he can fly."

Sasuke: ? ? ?
I have no grievances with you, why do you treat me like a fool?

He turned his face away, and decided not to talk to Naruto, a guy with an abnormal brain circuit.

"Don't be angry, Er Zhuzi, although you didn't answer this question, we still have to ask another question."

Naruto patted Sasuke on the back, comforting.

"Don't touch me!" Sasuke shook off Naruto's hand.

"Say! Next question."

Seeing Sasuke already on top, Naruto snickered inwardly, but on the surface he still had a serious face.

"Then let me ask you, why did the snake suddenly fly?"

"Heh, Naruto, are you at this level? You can't let the Uchiha clan be fooled by the same question a second time."

Sasuke turned his face back, with a confident smile on his face.

"Because the snake also ate the elixir, so he can fly too."

After speaking, he looked at Naruto with a proud face.

Naruto shook his head.

"No, there is only one elixir, and it has been eaten by mice."

"Then why can snakes fly?"

"Stupid... because the snake ate the mouse."

"..."

Seeing Naruto's sympathetic eyes, Sasuke began to look around, as if looking for something to hit Naruto's head on.

"Hey, it's not that I won't give you a chance. I'll ask you one last question. As long as you answer this question correctly, I'll count you as a pass. Let me admit that you have no problem with IQ."

"Say."

Sasuke gritted his teeth and said.

"Then why can eagles fly?"

"Because the eagle ate the snake."

"I'm sure the answer is right this time, right?"

Naruto grinned.

"wrong."

"An eagle can fly."

"Sasuke, why don't you go out and build a stupid hidden village, I think you are quite suitable for the first generation of stupid shadows."

……

Naruto was asked out of the ward by the nurse.

A nurse, who had been eavesdropping on their conversation outside the ward, finally laughed out of nowhere.

This laughter made Sasuke completely go berserk, he was so angry that he almost opened the kaleidoscope and nearly demolished the ward.

In order to prevent the riots in the ward from affecting other patients, the nurse asked Naruto to visit Sasuke again on the grounds that Sasuke had just suffered a mental attack and could not receive strong stimulation in a short period of time.

Naruto felt a little regretful.

These problems of his were all tested by Bian Jiuwei before, and now he has finally found some ground from Sasuke.

There are still several sets of questions, but it is a pity that the nurse will not allow it.

Naruto walked out of the hospital feeling refreshed.

……

Naruto who walked out of the hospital met Jiraiya who was waiting for him at the hospital gate.

"Come on, Naruto, let's move on."

"Eh? Where are you going?"

"Go to find the previous mission target, and your first stage of study in Root is over, right? You can continue to practice on the road."

Said also.

"Eh? Danzo agreed?"

Naruto was a little surprised.

"Hmph, he has to allow it if he doesn't allow it."

Zilai also snorted coldly.

Just now he found Danzo and said that he would take Naruto away again.

Originally, the old man Danzang was still not happy, and he was also doing Tai Chi with Zilai.

But after hearing that Jiraiya said that the Akatsuki organization was catching tailed beasts, and that Naruto was the highest target, and that he planned to take Naruto out first to avoid the limelight, Danzo immediately agreed to let Jiraiya take him away Naruto.

Maybe others in Konoha don't know Akatsuki well enough, but he is very familiar with Danzo.

Even Akatsuki's growth and occupation of Yuyin Village has an inseparable relationship with him.

If some reincarnation-eyed kid comes to Konoha to catch Naruto, and accidentally finds himself, why don't he give Yang his ashes?
So when he heard that Jilai was going to take Naruto out of Konoha, he quickly agreed.

He also said that if there is any help, just ask, and he will do his best to help, as long as this matter does not affect Konoha.

(Thanks to the boss: Hao Junda rewarded the helmsman! The boss is big, the boss is healthy and 20cm without head!)

(Now it is due to add more updates after it is put on the shelves: 11 more)
(Good brothers, the whole point recommends tickets, okay? QAQ
Good brothers, the whole point recommends tickets, okay? QAQ
Good brothers, the whole point recommends tickets, okay QAQ)

(End of this chapter)