Naruto Zaun

Chapter 3 For Konoha
"Oh! It turns out that Nine-tailed Sang's name is Nine Lama."

This was Naruto's last thought in the sealed space, and in the next second, he felt that he had returned to reality.

Naruto felt a little dazed when he came back to his senses, he wasn't sure if what happened just now was real, or just his hallucination, his imagination.

So he said silently in his heart: "Please! Another me, Jiu Lama."

"Yes, yes." Bian Jiuwei replied.

And this voice rang directly from the bottom of Naruto's heart.

"Oh! It's amazing that there is still such a way to communicate, Nine Lamas!"

"Nah, Nine Lamasang, we are friends now, right?"

Hearing Naruto's inner voice, Bian Jiuwei was a little funny, but then felt a little distressed.

Naruto is indeed sunny and simple.

If someone else had such a monster lodged in his body and communicated with himself, his first reaction would be distrust or suspicion, right?
But Naruto's reaction now is that he has made a new friend...

Because Bian Jiuwei now has a kind of telepathic link with Naruto, he can clearly know Naruto's true thoughts, and knows that the happiness in Naruto's current tone is from the heart.

What a distressing thought.

Bian Jiuwei hummed heavily in response.

"Although the old man is much older than you, I agree that you can be my friend of the Nine Lamas. As an elder friend, I will give you a suggestion. Don't drink the box of milk in your left hand now. It has expired. If you continue to drink today, there is a high probability that you will spend it on the toilet."

"Eh? Really?" Naruto picked up the milk and checked the expiration date.

14 days shelf life, but the production date is 2 months past today.

"Okay, thank you Nine Lamasang."

Following Bian Jiuwei's suggestion, Naruto threw the milk into the trash can, ate the rest of the cup noodles, and then went to the mirror, carefully put on the ninja forehead protector he got yesterday, and smirked at the mirror.

"Nine Lamas, I will be a ninja from today on."

"..." Bian Jiuwei ignored Naruto who was farting, and let himself lie down in a comfortable position.

In fact, it seems that there is nothing wrong with becoming Nine Tails?He can change the direction of the entire Naruto world by influencing Naruto.

But why did he become Nine Tails?Just because his name is Bian Jiuwei?

This homophonic stalk is really bad!

Then if my name is Gao Wan, Yin Dao, and Ma Yan, wouldn't it be...

I can hardly think about it.

……

Naruto who came to the ninja school was assigned to the seventh class without any accident, and before that, he completed the ruthless harvest of Uchiha Sasuke's first kiss.

Before that, Bian Jiuwei quickly cut off the sharing of senses with Naruto, and he has no intention of having sex with Er Zhuzi...

When establishing sensory sharing with Naruto again, Bian Jiuwei discovered that Naruto and Kakage's avatar successfully subdued Sasuke, and transformed into Sasuke, and planned to use this image to replace Sasuke to date Sakura.

Seeing Naruto's move, Bian Jiuwei quickly stopped Naruto.

In his previous life, Bian Jiuwei was a well-known scumbag, and he was given the nickname Suhang Cannon King, but scumbags have their own way. As a top scumbag, he would never allow Naruto to cheat Sakura's first kiss in such a dirty way.

This is Sakura's body, but not her heart. This kind of behavior is too disgusting, worse than the scumbag who cheated.

In the main story, Naruto’s plan failed due to diarrhea caused by drinking expired milk. This time he didn’t drink the expired milk, and there is a high probability that he will succeed.

"Hey, Naruto, what do you want to become like that kid?" Bian Jiuwei asked knowingly.

"Kurama-san! Did you see it just now? That kid Sasuke is too arrogant. He is obviously not as strong as me, and he is not as handsome as I am. Why does Sakura like him so much? He has already changed his uniform and turned it into his Look, so I can go on a date with Sakura!"

After saying this, Naruto showed a smug smile.

Although he was mentally prepared, Bian Jiuwei was still suffocated by Naruto's staff-making operation.

"So, are you dating Haruno Sakura as Uzumaki Naruto? Or Uchiha Sasuke?" Bian Jiuwei asked back.

"Of course it's Uzumaki...uh."

Naruto's footsteps stopped, and then fell silent.

"Look, you look like Uchiha Sasuke, even if Haruno Sakura accepted your favor, it was Uchiha Sasuke who accepted it, not you Uzumaki Naruto."

"Can you always become Sasuke Uchiha? No, you can't, so you will be cheated sooner or later, and you will be exposed sooner or later."

"And the one who was with Sakura in the end wasn't you Uzumaki Naruto, it might be Uchiha Sasuke, who you hate very much."

"You may end up doing them a favor by doing this."

Bian Jiuwei said disdainfully.

"..." Naruto was still speechless, but his fists were tightly clenched together, and then released again.

"Then... at least for now, I can be with Sakura. I really like Sakura, even if it's just for a while."

Naruto said helplessly.

"Bah!" Bian Jiuwei disdainfully.

"Do you like people? You are greedy, you are cheap!"

"I'm not……"

Naruto tried to quibble, but was immediately interrupted by Bian Jiuwei.

"You are, I told you, I am another you, I know exactly what you are thinking, and what evil thoughts are in your heart, are you still thinking about deliberately using Sasuke's hand with Sakura after a while?" To make Sakura angry, so that Sakura hates Sasuke? So you have a chance?"

"I..." Naruto who was poked into his inner thoughts by Bian Jiuwei only felt his face flushed, and wanted to continue to defend, but he couldn't say a word.

"Naruto, have you ever considered why Sakura likes Uchiha Sasuke, not you?"

"That's because that guy is so good at pretending to be cool. He is also handsome and has good grades. He graduated first in ninja school... and I... just an orphan, a crane tail..." Naruto said a little self-destructively .

"Oh, you are still very self-aware, but you have to understand that appearance is only a secondary factor, and his Uchiha Sasuke is also an orphan. In some respects, he is as miserable as you. You have never seen him since you were a child. Your parents, and his whole family was exterminated when he was a child."

"Ah? Genocide?" Naruto was obviously shocked by the information revealed by Bian Jiuwei, "He...was exterminated?"

"Yes, you will know about this in the future, the murderer is still his own brother."

"His own brother? Why did you do such a thing?" Naruto asked.

"You don't need to know this reason for the time being, and it won't do you any good if you know it. This matter involves too much, and it won't help you. You just need to know that the fundamental reason why Sasuke Uchiha is more popular with girls than you is, He is stronger than you!"

"In the world of ninjas, speak with strength, he has better grades, so he received more praise than you in school, and because of these examples, your other female classmates can feel his Uchiha Sasuke's strength even more. They all worship the strong. With worship, there will naturally be a desire to understand. In addition, when girls of your classmate's age are at their worst brains, they will naturally like Uchiha Sasuke who is handsome. , and pretends to be a B-boy with a Sima face all day long."

"And you? Naruto, let's forget about your grades. You skip classes all day long and play pranks. You hope to attract others' attention and gain your own sense of existence in this way, but these will only attract others' disgust. If you Show your capable and reliable side, and girls will naturally line up to send you love letters."

When Bian Jiuwei said this, he suddenly remembered the scene in the theatrical version of "THE LAST", where Konoha's junior girls lined up to send love letters to the savior Naruto.

After hearing this, Naruto suddenly realized.

"So that's it, Nine Lamasang! You are so amazing, no one has ever told me this before, thank you so much!"

Immediately afterwards, he was a little frustrated again, "But, how should I become stronger?"

"Hmph, I didn't say that, the old man will help you."

"Oh oh oh! 3Q, Jiu Lama, you are really too reliable."

"Of course, it's all for Konoha."

"Oh! For Konoha!" Naruto responded quickly.

"All women are pregnant with my child." Bian Jiuwei continued.

(End of this chapter)