Xiaoxian is above

Chapter 4 Are You Stupid

He rolled down the car window, making Bai Xiaoxian who was lying in front of the window looking at him even more surprised, what a handsome man, Jade Emperor's looks are no match for him, he was completely taken aback. (Somewhere in the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor who was playing mahjong with Taibai Jinxing, Yuelao, and Laojun sneezed.)
"Is there something wrong?" Duan Chen's tone was very bad, he was taken aback by this woman, how could he be better?
"My lord, you make it easy for me to find you. Let me introduce you first. My name is Bai Xiaoxian, and I am the 250th generation disciple of Yuelao. I am here to find you, lord." Bai Xiaoxian ignored his tone. , introduced it proudly, and put her head in with all her energy, Duan Chen was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to push her head out, interrupting her words.

"Are you sick?" Duan Chen listened to a lot of nonsense from her, and then looked at her ancient costume, what, playing COS?
"I'm not sick." Bai Xiaoxian answered suspiciously, blinking.

Duan Chen sneered for a while, he had seen a lot of mental patients, but he had never seen a mental patient like her, forget about her crazy words, and pretended to be normal; "I'm not talking about that disease, it's about the Sick, understand?" He pointed to his head and said to her word by word.However, what made him vomit blood next was that the woman still answered without changing her expression.

"Oh, it turns out that your head is sick, it's okay, you are sick, I have medicine."

"Damn it, are you stupid?" Duan Chen held back, he thought it was ridiculous.

"I'm normal."

"Do you need me to help you contact a nearby mental hospital?" Duan Chen took out his cell phone expressionlessly, and used the simplest and most rude method to scare her away.

"What is mental illness?"

Duan Chen's hand holding the phone trembled, his face completely darkened.He raised his head instinctively again, his eyes turned cold, Bai Xiaoxian was startled, and suddenly felt that this man seemed a little scary.

"Are you trying to get my attention in this way? Congratulations, you succeeded, but I'm not interested in idiots." Duan Chen looked at her with disgust, if he wasn't forced by her, he really didn't want to say such a thing A woman, besides, the other party is indeed a good-looking girl.

"I'm not a fool, I'm a god." Bai Xiaoxian got a little angry, and dared to call her a fool, but he was a fool.

"Immortal? It's really terminally ill." Duan Chen couldn't continue to communicate with her.Suddenly his eyes sank and he thought of something, he stretched out his hand and pinched her chin standing in front of the car window, and pulled her into the car, Bai Xiaoxian was shocked, his face so close at hand was so handsome.

I saw his thin lips curled up with a sinister smile; "Well, to prove that you are normal, you just turn around and don't move. Count to fifty silently, and I will admit that you are not a fool."

"Okay." She seemed quite happy.

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Bai Xiaoxian really did as he did, turned his back to Duan Chen, and counted from the beginning in his heart.Duan Chen shook his head, she was indeed a woman with a sick mind.He actually did it. If he was a normal person, would he believe his nonsense and be tricked?However, this is better.

After Duan Chen started the car, he stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the car disappeared with a whoosh.Before Bai Xiaoxian could count to ten, he heard the movement behind him, turned around hastily, and saw the back of the car going far away.

A slight smile floated on Duan Chen's mouth, thinking that the silly woman who was teased by him was still silently counting fifty, this stupid way finally got rid of her.He thought so, but when he inadvertently looked in the rearview mirror, he saw a white shadow chasing behind the sports car he was driving at an astonishing speed.

"Damn, hell!" His smile gradually froze, and he looked surprised.That white shadow was chasing after him not far away, and it ran faster than the surrounding cars!He continued to step on the accelerator, and the car flew away like an arrow.Seeing that the car was even faster, Bai Xiaoxian was still not to be outdone, she is a god, how could she be afraid.The foot is like the wind, and the speed is like a motor, whizzing past the passing vehicles.

Duan Chen was soaking in cold sweat, he had already stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, but he still couldn't get rid of the lingering woman.

(End of this chapter)