Super little Taoist
Chapter 161 Twin Brother
Chapter 161 Twin Brother
Guo Zihao rushed into Guo Feng's room angrily. Guo Feng was listening to Peking Opera with a full face, "He is not dead!"
Guo Feng's expression changed, "Are you sure?"
"I just went to Cheng Xuan's place and saw it with my own eyes!"
Guo Feng frowned, he didn't know what went wrong, the reputation of the black list's kill order is unquestionable, could it be that guy is a cat, with nine lives!Guo Feng picked up the phone and dialed a number. After a beep, he entered the password. After a long time, he finally connected.
"Hello, respected VIP guest!" A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone, "This is the company of 'I'll let you out with one blow'. No matter where he or she hides, we will find it and follow you. At this time, on the occasion of the 1000th anniversary of the company, we have launched various preferential packages! Spend over 5000 million, kill one get one free; spend over [-] million, kill one get two free ;Consumption~"
"Shut up, I want to see if my task is completed!" Guo Feng finally couldn't stand the long-winded babble of the woman across from him.
"Okay! Please report the mission code!"
"AIR0930!"
"Code?"
"73458!"
"Please wait~"
"Dear VIP guest, your mission has been completed, and the target is dead! Your mission cost 880 million, so our company will offer you a mysterious gift worth [-], please check it! Thank you~"
"Wait! The person I want to kill is still alive! What did you do?" Guo Feng roared angrily.
"Huh? Are you going to complain? Please re-enter the password after hearing the beep, and I will transfer you to the complaint team!"
Ghost Mian took off the voice-changing chip, smiled sharply, and soon, the phone next to him rang.
"Hey, Complaint Team, tell me, what's the matter! Uncle is busy!"
Guo Feng looked at the microphone, his old face was green with anger, the chick's service attitude just now was pretty good, but why did she become such a virtuous person once she got here.
"I complained about your company's dishonesty. You took my money, but the person I wanted to kill was alive and well!"
"This is impossible, no one can escape the pursuit of the black list! What is your mission code name?"
Yeah, here we go again!
"AIR0930!"
"Code?"
"73458!"
"Please wait~"
Ghost Face took a sip of juice and picked up the phone again.
"The target is dead! You old tortoise is quite courageous, dare to complain to us maliciously!"
Guo Feng froze for a moment. It is best not to offend these desperadoes, "I am not complaining maliciously to you, but the target I want to kill is indeed not dead!"
"Did you read the tape we sent you?"
"Look!"
"If you have doubts, you can find an expert to identify it. If it is identified as splicing by technical means, we will compensate you with double the commission! Our company of 'letting you vent your anger, killing with one blow' is well-known, please pay attention to your wording, You know the consequences of offending us! Oh, by the way, your task costs 880 million, so our company will present you with a mysterious gift worth [-], just wait and receive it!"
"But I did see that he was still alive, how do you explain this?" Guo Feng summoned up his courage and shouted, he couldn't let his [-] million die more unjustly than Dou E!
"Can't he have a twin brother? In fact, we have encountered this situation before! If you really want to kill him, give him another [-] million!"
Guo Feng put down the phone resentfully, Guo Zihao's face was ashen, after a long time, he slapped the table, "Grandpa, let's take another [-] million and kill him!"
Guo Feng picked up the cup and smashed it at it, "You idiot, my brother is dead, what if there is a twin brother?"
"Then we'll pay another [-] million! [-] million will kill him, it's worth it!" Guo Zihao said with red eyes.
Guo Feng shook his head, what a stupid idiot, why did I shoot out your father's useless thing and let him shoot you again!
"The killing on the black list makes you think it's video game currency. Buy as much as you want? As a VIP customer, they only serve you twice! Do you know? Besides, they record every phone call. What is this? This is the trick! I will not use the black list unless it is absolutely necessary. This time, I used it once for you, an idiot, and it didn’t work! Hey, it doesn’t matter if you are stupid, I will be stupid with you !waste!"
Guo Zihao lowered his head and clenched his fists tightly, but Guo Feng didn't notice that the corners of his mouth were slightly curved, he was smiling, smirking!What is he laughing at?Laughing at being framed by Gu Tian and entering the Dragon Pavilion?Or laughing and spending [-] million yuan without even hurting a single hair?
Gu Tian rested his cheeks, biting a straw, leisurely watching the beauties wearing short skirts passing by one after another outside the window, with a happy smile on their faces, life is beautiful, skirts Shorter would be better!
The ghost face naturally changed its shape, his brows were tightly frowned, as if he was thinking about something, after a long time, he patted Gu Tian, "I have something I've been wanting to ask you for a long time!"
Gu Tian turned his head, "What's the matter?"
"Why do you know it's me every time!" Ghost Face has a serious face, he is really puzzled, no matter what mask he puts on, be it an old man, an old lady, a beautiful woman, a handsome guy, a loli, or a nurse, Gu Tian can find him accurately.
Gu Tian smiled deeply and spread his palms, "Old rules, you understand!"
Gui Mian curled his lips, reluctantly took out a red ticket from his pocket, and put it in Gu Tian's hand, "Say, if it is not convincing, I will snatch it back even if I die!"
Gu Tian had a sinister smile on his face, his body was shaking constantly, he slowly put the banknotes into his pocket, pointed to the ghost face, "The answer is under your armpit!"
"Armpit? What do you mean!"
"Body odor! Let me tell you, I can smell your body odor at 100 meters, let alone ten meters! It's very special, but it's also very subtle! Most people don't have that ability, brother, I'm different!"
Ghost Face raised his arm and sniffed carefully, "It's true, but it doesn't smell bad at all!"
"If it stinks, I won't sit with you anymore, but the essence is the same, body odor! However, you can think of it as body odor! Hahaha!"
Ghost Mian gave him a hard look, "You said Guo Fengfeng won't pay another [-] million to kill you?"
Gu Tian's eyes brightened, "Okay, let's make him another [-] million, this time you can call him a twin brother! Hey, if it weren't for your broken rules, I wouldn't be named Gu if I didn't make him a billion. !hehe!"
Guimian smiled helplessly. Fortunately, he and this guy are friends. If they were enemies, he would definitely drive him crazy!
Gu Tian suddenly slapped the table, his eyes lit up strangely, "I've come up with a good idea!"
"what?"
"A memorial service! Have a memorial service!"
"A memorial service? For whom? You!"
Gu Tian stretched out his thumb, "Yes! Oh, no, hold a memorial service for my twin brother! They will definitely come, but if they don't come, people from Nangong Siya and Longge, and Mayor Chen will also Come on, as soon as they come, there will be a large group of people coming behind! Hey, how much money is that!"
The ghost face stared blankly at Gu Tian's radiant face, but the tree to the sword has no skin, and the human to the sword is invincible!This guy is a Jian Nanchun, the sword is rotten and springy!Depend on!
(End of this chapter)
Guo Zihao rushed into Guo Feng's room angrily. Guo Feng was listening to Peking Opera with a full face, "He is not dead!"
Guo Feng's expression changed, "Are you sure?"
"I just went to Cheng Xuan's place and saw it with my own eyes!"
Guo Feng frowned, he didn't know what went wrong, the reputation of the black list's kill order is unquestionable, could it be that guy is a cat, with nine lives!Guo Feng picked up the phone and dialed a number. After a beep, he entered the password. After a long time, he finally connected.
"Hello, respected VIP guest!" A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone, "This is the company of 'I'll let you out with one blow'. No matter where he or she hides, we will find it and follow you. At this time, on the occasion of the 1000th anniversary of the company, we have launched various preferential packages! Spend over 5000 million, kill one get one free; spend over [-] million, kill one get two free ;Consumption~"
"Shut up, I want to see if my task is completed!" Guo Feng finally couldn't stand the long-winded babble of the woman across from him.
"Okay! Please report the mission code!"
"AIR0930!"
"Code?"
"73458!"
"Please wait~"
"Dear VIP guest, your mission has been completed, and the target is dead! Your mission cost 880 million, so our company will offer you a mysterious gift worth [-], please check it! Thank you~"
"Wait! The person I want to kill is still alive! What did you do?" Guo Feng roared angrily.
"Huh? Are you going to complain? Please re-enter the password after hearing the beep, and I will transfer you to the complaint team!"
Ghost Mian took off the voice-changing chip, smiled sharply, and soon, the phone next to him rang.
"Hey, Complaint Team, tell me, what's the matter! Uncle is busy!"
Guo Feng looked at the microphone, his old face was green with anger, the chick's service attitude just now was pretty good, but why did she become such a virtuous person once she got here.
"I complained about your company's dishonesty. You took my money, but the person I wanted to kill was alive and well!"
"This is impossible, no one can escape the pursuit of the black list! What is your mission code name?"
Yeah, here we go again!
"AIR0930!"
"Code?"
"73458!"
"Please wait~"
Ghost Face took a sip of juice and picked up the phone again.
"The target is dead! You old tortoise is quite courageous, dare to complain to us maliciously!"
Guo Feng froze for a moment. It is best not to offend these desperadoes, "I am not complaining maliciously to you, but the target I want to kill is indeed not dead!"
"Did you read the tape we sent you?"
"Look!"
"If you have doubts, you can find an expert to identify it. If it is identified as splicing by technical means, we will compensate you with double the commission! Our company of 'letting you vent your anger, killing with one blow' is well-known, please pay attention to your wording, You know the consequences of offending us! Oh, by the way, your task costs 880 million, so our company will present you with a mysterious gift worth [-], just wait and receive it!"
"But I did see that he was still alive, how do you explain this?" Guo Feng summoned up his courage and shouted, he couldn't let his [-] million die more unjustly than Dou E!
"Can't he have a twin brother? In fact, we have encountered this situation before! If you really want to kill him, give him another [-] million!"
Guo Feng put down the phone resentfully, Guo Zihao's face was ashen, after a long time, he slapped the table, "Grandpa, let's take another [-] million and kill him!"
Guo Feng picked up the cup and smashed it at it, "You idiot, my brother is dead, what if there is a twin brother?"
"Then we'll pay another [-] million! [-] million will kill him, it's worth it!" Guo Zihao said with red eyes.
Guo Feng shook his head, what a stupid idiot, why did I shoot out your father's useless thing and let him shoot you again!
"The killing on the black list makes you think it's video game currency. Buy as much as you want? As a VIP customer, they only serve you twice! Do you know? Besides, they record every phone call. What is this? This is the trick! I will not use the black list unless it is absolutely necessary. This time, I used it once for you, an idiot, and it didn’t work! Hey, it doesn’t matter if you are stupid, I will be stupid with you !waste!"
Guo Zihao lowered his head and clenched his fists tightly, but Guo Feng didn't notice that the corners of his mouth were slightly curved, he was smiling, smirking!What is he laughing at?Laughing at being framed by Gu Tian and entering the Dragon Pavilion?Or laughing and spending [-] million yuan without even hurting a single hair?
Gu Tian rested his cheeks, biting a straw, leisurely watching the beauties wearing short skirts passing by one after another outside the window, with a happy smile on their faces, life is beautiful, skirts Shorter would be better!
The ghost face naturally changed its shape, his brows were tightly frowned, as if he was thinking about something, after a long time, he patted Gu Tian, "I have something I've been wanting to ask you for a long time!"
Gu Tian turned his head, "What's the matter?"
"Why do you know it's me every time!" Ghost Face has a serious face, he is really puzzled, no matter what mask he puts on, be it an old man, an old lady, a beautiful woman, a handsome guy, a loli, or a nurse, Gu Tian can find him accurately.
Gu Tian smiled deeply and spread his palms, "Old rules, you understand!"
Gui Mian curled his lips, reluctantly took out a red ticket from his pocket, and put it in Gu Tian's hand, "Say, if it is not convincing, I will snatch it back even if I die!"
Gu Tian had a sinister smile on his face, his body was shaking constantly, he slowly put the banknotes into his pocket, pointed to the ghost face, "The answer is under your armpit!"
"Armpit? What do you mean!"
"Body odor! Let me tell you, I can smell your body odor at 100 meters, let alone ten meters! It's very special, but it's also very subtle! Most people don't have that ability, brother, I'm different!"
Ghost Face raised his arm and sniffed carefully, "It's true, but it doesn't smell bad at all!"
"If it stinks, I won't sit with you anymore, but the essence is the same, body odor! However, you can think of it as body odor! Hahaha!"
Ghost Mian gave him a hard look, "You said Guo Fengfeng won't pay another [-] million to kill you?"
Gu Tian's eyes brightened, "Okay, let's make him another [-] million, this time you can call him a twin brother! Hey, if it weren't for your broken rules, I wouldn't be named Gu if I didn't make him a billion. !hehe!"
Guimian smiled helplessly. Fortunately, he and this guy are friends. If they were enemies, he would definitely drive him crazy!
Gu Tian suddenly slapped the table, his eyes lit up strangely, "I've come up with a good idea!"
"what?"
"A memorial service! Have a memorial service!"
"A memorial service? For whom? You!"
Gu Tian stretched out his thumb, "Yes! Oh, no, hold a memorial service for my twin brother! They will definitely come, but if they don't come, people from Nangong Siya and Longge, and Mayor Chen will also Come on, as soon as they come, there will be a large group of people coming behind! Hey, how much money is that!"
The ghost face stared blankly at Gu Tian's radiant face, but the tree to the sword has no skin, and the human to the sword is invincible!This guy is a Jian Nanchun, the sword is rotten and springy!Depend on!
(End of this chapter)
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