Super little Taoist
Chapter 238
Chapter 238
Under the clear sky, an object suddenly fell, and the dense branches and leaves were broken layer by layer and scattered down.
With a bang, the object hit the ground hard, and a round pit appeared on the ground.
Gu Tian had a bitter expression on his face, all the bones in his body were about to fall apart.On the body, the streamer armor flashed and sank into the body.After a long time, Gu Tiancai let out a sigh of relief. Although he was protected by Liu Guangkai, the pain was still unavoidable. His internal organs were like riding a roller coaster, which is called refreshing the kidneys, refreshing the lungs, and refreshing the heart!
After a long time, Gu Tian slowly raised his head, crackling, the bones made a crisp sound, and all the dislocated joints recovered, but the pain made him grin his teeth.The light of the five elements in his body quickly repaired his damaged meridians.At this powerful height, without the streamer armor, even a body with five virtues would be smashed into meatloaf, directly gameover!
Finally, Gu Tian stood up slowly, twisted his waist, and looked up and down. The internal injury will not heal for a while, and the external injury will heal. At least it will not affect the glorious image of the poor. The so-called tears can be shed , blood can bleed, and I have to comb my hair every day!
Just as he was about to take a step, suddenly, he jumped a few meters away in fright.Not far away, an old man with a dark face looked at him in horror. He saw a small fire next to him, holding a roasted pigeon in his hand.
Gu Tian squinted his eyes, no wonder why it smelled so fragrant!
The old man had a bunch of tree branches on his head, all the branches and leaves, which must have been dropped by Gu Tian just now.
Gu Tian swallowed, "Human or ghost?"
The old man also swallowed, "Immortal or human?"
I say your ancestors are strict!Gu Tian cursed in his heart!
"Have you ever seen a fairy who hit the ground face first?" Gu Tian said angrily,
The old man breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not to be outdone, and retorted, "Then have you ever seen a ghost who comes out to roast pigeons during the day?"
Gu Tian picked up a tree branch and used it as a crutch, just when he got excited, the joints on his feet were misplaced again.He limped over to the old man and sat down.He looked at the old man's squab and said, "Be even! Hungry!"
The old man looked at him and spread his dirty hands, "Give me the money!"
"How much!" Gu Tian was rather straightforward,
"Five yuan for a leg, three yuan for the neck, six yuan for the wings, and ten yuan for the body! The price is fair, and no one is cheating!"
Gu Tian chuckled, what a funny old man, he took out a [-] bill from his pocket and stuffed it into the old man's hand, "It's all covered, the extra will be tipped!"
The old man's eyes lit up, he put the money into his pocket with a smile, and then he took out another pigeon from behind and roasted it.
Gu Tian took a look, dammit, there is still stock, the little life is going well!
"uncle!"
The old man stared, "Master? Who is your uncle, your uncle's!"
Gu Tian blinked, "Grandpa?"
The old man's eyes widened even more, and he was about to explode!
"Bro!"
The old man closed his mouth when he was about to scold, and looked at Gu Tian with a smile on his face, "What's the matter?"
Damn, I met another old tortoise who refuses to accept his old age!
"Brother, dare to ask this barren mountain, what are you doing here alone?"
The old man waved his hand casually, "It's great here, there's no pollution! If you're hungry, you'll eat grass, if you're hungry, you'll eat grasshoppers, and if you're lucky, you can even catch a few pigeons for a tooth sacrifice! How nice it is!"
Gu Tian looked at the old man up and down, no pollution?You are the biggest pollution here!
From time to time, when the pigeons were roasted, Gu Tian was about to reach out his hand, but the old man stopped him with his palm, and said calmly, "Five yuan for a leg, three yuan for the neck, six yuan for the wings, and ten yuan for the body! "
"Didn't I just give you fifty?" Gu Tian roared angrily,
The old man glanced at him and looked at Gu Tian's feet, "You said it yourself, most of it is tips! Don't bully the old man, I have never seen the world, although tips are free, but they are free, and I don't want to go back reason!"
Gu Tian glanced at him bitterly, and took out a red ticket from his pocket, "Here, five, three, six, ten, a total of 24 yuan, find me 76!"
The old man didn't take Gu Tian's money, and snorted airily, "I'm sorry, I can't find it!"
Gu Tian's chest heaved, "Didn't I just give you fifty?"
The old man glanced at him indifferently, "I'm sorry, I have a habit of never taking out the money in my pocket!"
Gu Tian glared at the old man viciously, "Old man, you mean that you want to make a fortune for the country, so let's raise the price!"
The old man looked at Gu Tian with a smile, "It's a rare encounter in a hundred years, and you must never let it go! Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you want to get out of this forest, you can't do it without physical strength. Look at you, your legs are hurt too." Injury, this thing is life! 100 yuan a piece, not expensive!"
Gu Tian nodded bitterly, stuffed the money into the old man's hand, grabbed the pigeon, and ate it.
Ten pigeons were eaten, and Gu Tian spent nine hundred and five. The old man counted the banknotes with a smile, counting back and forth over and over again!
Gu Tian stood up slowly holding the branch of the tree, cast a contemptuous glance at the old man, and took a step forward.
When the old man saw it, he was not in a hurry or annoyed. He spread out a piece of parchment and said, "I'm selling a map of Linhai for 999 yuan. The price is fair, and it's safe for everyone!"
Gu Tian immediately turned his head and took a closer look. He took out 1000 yuan and threw it on the ground. He grabbed the map and said, "There's no need to look for it!"
The old man chuckled, "Thank you, little brother! Please go well, don't send me off! Hope to meet again by fate!"
"Never see you again!" Gu Tian left angrily.
The old man stroked his scruffy beard, looked at Gu Tian's gradually disappearing figure with a smile on his face, and murmured, "With all five virtues, he really deserves his reputation! Hehe!"
Han Shan looked at a middle-aged woman with concern, and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"
The woman shook her head, "No, sir!"
Han Shan sighed, waved his hand, and the woman backed away.
Wu Xiuyuan took a step forward, "Master, why is Miss like this?"
Han Shan glanced at him, remained silent, with a complex expression on his face, for a long time, "It's okay, just quarrel with me! You're playing your temper!"
Wu Xiuyuan chuckled, he naturally knew that Qiqi was his Hanshan's weakness, "Little girl, she'll be fine in a few days, master, don't worry too much!"
Han Shan smiled bitterly, "I hope! By the way, is there any news about that kid?"
Wu Xiuyuan shook his head, "Master, didn't you say that you knocked him off the cliff? Gufeng Mountain is so high, he must be dead! Even if he didn't die at that time, he was seriously injured and fell into the forest. Wouldn't it be eaten by wild beasts? Sorry to trouble you! What an embarrassment!"
Han Shan looked at Wu Xiuyuan dully, I hope you wiped your mouth with a tissue this morning, if he died, I would be finished.
"what"
A scream sounded, and Wu Xiuyuan and Han Shan were shocked at the same time.
Tonight is already the tenth time.This girl is really angry!Han Shan thought to himself, Qiqi is his granddaughter, he, as a grandfather, naturally knows it well, as long as she yells more than five times, it means she is really angry, doubled, that is the ultimate way.
"what"
Another sound
Han Shan shook his hand, it's over, it's over, boy, I beg the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless you, I hope you have a good tongue and good luck, otherwise I will never let you go even if I am a ghost!
(End of this chapter)
Under the clear sky, an object suddenly fell, and the dense branches and leaves were broken layer by layer and scattered down.
With a bang, the object hit the ground hard, and a round pit appeared on the ground.
Gu Tian had a bitter expression on his face, all the bones in his body were about to fall apart.On the body, the streamer armor flashed and sank into the body.After a long time, Gu Tiancai let out a sigh of relief. Although he was protected by Liu Guangkai, the pain was still unavoidable. His internal organs were like riding a roller coaster, which is called refreshing the kidneys, refreshing the lungs, and refreshing the heart!
After a long time, Gu Tian slowly raised his head, crackling, the bones made a crisp sound, and all the dislocated joints recovered, but the pain made him grin his teeth.The light of the five elements in his body quickly repaired his damaged meridians.At this powerful height, without the streamer armor, even a body with five virtues would be smashed into meatloaf, directly gameover!
Finally, Gu Tian stood up slowly, twisted his waist, and looked up and down. The internal injury will not heal for a while, and the external injury will heal. At least it will not affect the glorious image of the poor. The so-called tears can be shed , blood can bleed, and I have to comb my hair every day!
Just as he was about to take a step, suddenly, he jumped a few meters away in fright.Not far away, an old man with a dark face looked at him in horror. He saw a small fire next to him, holding a roasted pigeon in his hand.
Gu Tian squinted his eyes, no wonder why it smelled so fragrant!
The old man had a bunch of tree branches on his head, all the branches and leaves, which must have been dropped by Gu Tian just now.
Gu Tian swallowed, "Human or ghost?"
The old man also swallowed, "Immortal or human?"
I say your ancestors are strict!Gu Tian cursed in his heart!
"Have you ever seen a fairy who hit the ground face first?" Gu Tian said angrily,
The old man breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not to be outdone, and retorted, "Then have you ever seen a ghost who comes out to roast pigeons during the day?"
Gu Tian picked up a tree branch and used it as a crutch, just when he got excited, the joints on his feet were misplaced again.He limped over to the old man and sat down.He looked at the old man's squab and said, "Be even! Hungry!"
The old man looked at him and spread his dirty hands, "Give me the money!"
"How much!" Gu Tian was rather straightforward,
"Five yuan for a leg, three yuan for the neck, six yuan for the wings, and ten yuan for the body! The price is fair, and no one is cheating!"
Gu Tian chuckled, what a funny old man, he took out a [-] bill from his pocket and stuffed it into the old man's hand, "It's all covered, the extra will be tipped!"
The old man's eyes lit up, he put the money into his pocket with a smile, and then he took out another pigeon from behind and roasted it.
Gu Tian took a look, dammit, there is still stock, the little life is going well!
"uncle!"
The old man stared, "Master? Who is your uncle, your uncle's!"
Gu Tian blinked, "Grandpa?"
The old man's eyes widened even more, and he was about to explode!
"Bro!"
The old man closed his mouth when he was about to scold, and looked at Gu Tian with a smile on his face, "What's the matter?"
Damn, I met another old tortoise who refuses to accept his old age!
"Brother, dare to ask this barren mountain, what are you doing here alone?"
The old man waved his hand casually, "It's great here, there's no pollution! If you're hungry, you'll eat grass, if you're hungry, you'll eat grasshoppers, and if you're lucky, you can even catch a few pigeons for a tooth sacrifice! How nice it is!"
Gu Tian looked at the old man up and down, no pollution?You are the biggest pollution here!
From time to time, when the pigeons were roasted, Gu Tian was about to reach out his hand, but the old man stopped him with his palm, and said calmly, "Five yuan for a leg, three yuan for the neck, six yuan for the wings, and ten yuan for the body! "
"Didn't I just give you fifty?" Gu Tian roared angrily,
The old man glanced at him and looked at Gu Tian's feet, "You said it yourself, most of it is tips! Don't bully the old man, I have never seen the world, although tips are free, but they are free, and I don't want to go back reason!"
Gu Tian glanced at him bitterly, and took out a red ticket from his pocket, "Here, five, three, six, ten, a total of 24 yuan, find me 76!"
The old man didn't take Gu Tian's money, and snorted airily, "I'm sorry, I can't find it!"
Gu Tian's chest heaved, "Didn't I just give you fifty?"
The old man glanced at him indifferently, "I'm sorry, I have a habit of never taking out the money in my pocket!"
Gu Tian glared at the old man viciously, "Old man, you mean that you want to make a fortune for the country, so let's raise the price!"
The old man looked at Gu Tian with a smile, "It's a rare encounter in a hundred years, and you must never let it go! Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you want to get out of this forest, you can't do it without physical strength. Look at you, your legs are hurt too." Injury, this thing is life! 100 yuan a piece, not expensive!"
Gu Tian nodded bitterly, stuffed the money into the old man's hand, grabbed the pigeon, and ate it.
Ten pigeons were eaten, and Gu Tian spent nine hundred and five. The old man counted the banknotes with a smile, counting back and forth over and over again!
Gu Tian stood up slowly holding the branch of the tree, cast a contemptuous glance at the old man, and took a step forward.
When the old man saw it, he was not in a hurry or annoyed. He spread out a piece of parchment and said, "I'm selling a map of Linhai for 999 yuan. The price is fair, and it's safe for everyone!"
Gu Tian immediately turned his head and took a closer look. He took out 1000 yuan and threw it on the ground. He grabbed the map and said, "There's no need to look for it!"
The old man chuckled, "Thank you, little brother! Please go well, don't send me off! Hope to meet again by fate!"
"Never see you again!" Gu Tian left angrily.
The old man stroked his scruffy beard, looked at Gu Tian's gradually disappearing figure with a smile on his face, and murmured, "With all five virtues, he really deserves his reputation! Hehe!"
Han Shan looked at a middle-aged woman with concern, and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"
The woman shook her head, "No, sir!"
Han Shan sighed, waved his hand, and the woman backed away.
Wu Xiuyuan took a step forward, "Master, why is Miss like this?"
Han Shan glanced at him, remained silent, with a complex expression on his face, for a long time, "It's okay, just quarrel with me! You're playing your temper!"
Wu Xiuyuan chuckled, he naturally knew that Qiqi was his Hanshan's weakness, "Little girl, she'll be fine in a few days, master, don't worry too much!"
Han Shan smiled bitterly, "I hope! By the way, is there any news about that kid?"
Wu Xiuyuan shook his head, "Master, didn't you say that you knocked him off the cliff? Gufeng Mountain is so high, he must be dead! Even if he didn't die at that time, he was seriously injured and fell into the forest. Wouldn't it be eaten by wild beasts? Sorry to trouble you! What an embarrassment!"
Han Shan looked at Wu Xiuyuan dully, I hope you wiped your mouth with a tissue this morning, if he died, I would be finished.
"what"
A scream sounded, and Wu Xiuyuan and Han Shan were shocked at the same time.
Tonight is already the tenth time.This girl is really angry!Han Shan thought to himself, Qiqi is his granddaughter, he, as a grandfather, naturally knows it well, as long as she yells more than five times, it means she is really angry, doubled, that is the ultimate way.
"what"
Another sound
Han Shan shook his hand, it's over, it's over, boy, I beg the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless you, I hope you have a good tongue and good luck, otherwise I will never let you go even if I am a ghost!
(End of this chapter)
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