Super little Taoist

Chapter 544
"Dude, do you want a mobile phone? It's cheap, four hundred! Apple 4! It's fully functional, you can surf the Internet, and you can also send WeChat, pick up girls, pick up corners, video chat, sneak shots, travel at home, and a must-have for criminals." Tools!" On the overpass, a slender man held a mobile phone and sold it to a walking man, following him all the way with a courteous attitude.The man dodged several times, but the slender man insisted on taking down this rare customer.

Gu Tian looked depressed, and thought to himself: Damn, could it be that I have a deceitful face?

In fact, for the slender man, it's not that Gu Tian has a deceitful face, but his clothes and clothes are rustic, and he is carrying a long, gray cloth bag. is from the country.Now this kind of mobile phone deception has lost its effect on urbanites!I know that I will use the opportunity of changing the card to adjust an emulator for you, but this trick still works for these country bumpkins.The Slender Man has gotten it several times!
"Brother! Apple! You bought more than [-] yuan in the mall. I wouldn't sell it unless I was waiting for the money! How about it? Brother migrant workers! It's a rare opportunity. After passing this village, there will be no such store! "

Gu Tian was so entangled by the long and thin man, he stopped in his tracks, squinted at the long and thin man, "Are you sure you want to sell?"

The slender man nodded quickly, "Sell it! You've lost your money! It's cheap for you! Brother, I envy your luck. You met me, the unlucky ghost, when you got off the train! Hehe!"

"how much is it?"

The slender man's face brightened, "Four hundred!"

Gu Tian stretched out three fingers, "Three hundred! Don't sell me and leave!"

The slender man's face froze, Gu Tian narrowed his eyes slightly, damn it, he's still an actor!
"Deal, you're happy, and I'm happy too! I've made a deal with you as a friend!" The long and thin man rubbed his hands together with a smile on his face. Gu Tian took out three "old man's heads" from his trouser pocket and stuffed them in the man's hand. , grabbed the phone, turned around and left, the speed was amazing!

The man was stunned, glanced at the banknote in his hand, and hurriedly chased after him, "Hey, hey! Brother, brother!"

Gu Tian turned around and said impatiently: "What's the matter? Didn't I buy your mobile phone? What? You still have to sell the second one, I don't need that much!"

"Card! Card! My card!" The slender man had a flattering smile on his face, Gu Tian frowned, and pointed to the phone, "In it?"

The man nodded quickly, and was about to reach for it, "Yes, yes, yes! Give it to me, and I'll return it to you after I take it. There are many numbers on this card. I'm lazy and don't like to remember it. Haha, forgive me, forgive me. !"

"No need!" As soon as the words fell, Gu Tian let go of his hand, and the phone fell to the ground with a slap.I saw him kicking down fiercely with lightning speed, only to hear a crisp "click", and the phone became eight petals!The long and thin man was dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded!

Gu Tian squatted down and picked out a magnetic disk from the wreckage of the mobile phone, "Card! Here, your card!" After speaking, he turned and left, disappearing into the crowd from time to time.

The slender man stared blankly at the front, with his mouth wide open. It took him a long time to wake up from his astonishment. He squatted down while crying, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Fuck you! You're so unconventional! The card is played! This is a real apple, I spent more than 4000 to buy it! The capital has not been earned back! Woooooo~~~~~~ Dog day, the foot is too cruel! Woooooo~~~~~ ~~~My apple! Woohoo~~~~~”

Gu Tian raised his head and glanced at the long and thin man who was holding his head and crying on the overpass in the distance, smiled slightly, and told you to look down on people with his dog's eyes. The poor man wears this clothes to return to the original, but you treat the poor man as a hammer. You deserve it Bad luck for B!

Pa——Gu Tian squinted and saw a pink hand on his shoulder. Gu Tian turned his head and saw a pink turtleneck sweater, a pair of white cropped slacks, and a pair of cute doll shoes. Has an elf-like face.

"You're really good! Why didn't I think of this trick? There are so many of these people now, and I step on a few copies every day, do they dare to come out to deceive people! The masters are indeed among the people!" The girl gave Gu Tian a thumbs up , with an adoring look on his face!

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Gu Tian's face softened, and he smiled slightly, "Girl, what's your surname?"

The girl pouted, "My name is Chuchu, that's fine!"

Gu Tian's expression straightened, and he suddenly realized, "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know you!" After speaking, he turned and ran away.

The girl opened her mouth in amazement. From time to time, she stomped her feet and put her hands on her hips, "Am I a dinosaur? Why are you running so fast? Hmph——~~~~"

Gu Tian put down his bag, and heaved a long sigh of relief. All the carriages, tricycles, cars, and trains were about to break him apart. He wanted to find a place to take a good rest.However, who would have thought that he would encounter an unappreciative guy as soon as he got off the train, and insisted on treating him as a second-hand guy. Gu Tian had no choice but to make him a fool.

Gu Tian flew across, lying on the bed with his whole body, and saw him staring at the ceiling, his eyes lost in thought.

I don't know what happened to Jiaojiao, Yuxin and the others?Gu Tian thought to himself, after being away from home for so long, Gu Tian misses his wives.However, he knew that he could not go back until he recovered his strength, so that his lovers would be safe.Now, the Prison Emperor thinks he is dead, I believe, that Divine Bow also received the same message!This is Gu Tian's advantage, he would rather be a wolf in the dark than a tiger in the open!Now is the time for him to hibernate and recuperate.

Don't ask, don't let me down!The corner of Gu Tian's mouth curled up, showing a faint smile. Suddenly, Gu Tian frowned, and there was a rustling sound from the next room. Gu Tian listened carefully, "Don't, don't! Woooooo, don't~ ~~~~~"

Gu Tian blinked, and a woman begged from the other side, "Don't, don't! Please, don't!"

Gu Tian stood up suddenly, picked up the teacup and put it on the wall, put his ear in, "Please, let me go, don't! Woooo~~~~~~ Don't! I'm afraid~~~ ~~~"

Gu Tian frowned, he knew what was going on without even thinking about it!He was suddenly furious, damn it, it's not dark and windy today, to do such a thing.Gu Tian pulled open the door, went to the next room, and rang the doorbell.

From time to time, the door opened, and a man in shirtless clothes gave Gu Tian a vigilant look, "Who are you!"

Gu Tian smiled slightly, clasped his hands together, "Benefactor, please forgive others!"

"." The man looked puzzled, "What did you say?"

Gu Tian took a step back, he was lucky with the soles of his feet, and was about to kick them away, but the soles of his feet got stuck within an inch of the ground.

At this time, I saw a voluptuous woman with one hand on the man's shoulder, her head pierced through the man's armpit, and the two plump fleshy balls could be seen in full view. The woman looked at Gu Tian curiously. Looking at the man, "Who is he?"

The man shook his head, "I don't know!"

Gu Tian smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, you guys continue!"

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"Don't, don't come here, don't! Don't! I hurt, I hurt so much, please, don't!"

There was another sound from next door, Gu Tian rolled his eyes, covered his head with the quilt, and cursed in his heart: A pair of dogs and men!He even played role-playing for me!Depend on!
Dong dong dong——there was a knock on the door, Gu Tian put on his bathrobe, opened the door, and saw a beautiful woman wearing a short skirt, winking at Gu Tian, ​​and then handing Gu Tian a list , Gu Tian picked it up curiously, and saw that it read:

Alternative and strong class - one thousand and five; next-door sisters - one thousand and six; doctors and nurses - one thousand and eight; stepmother and step-sister - two thousand and eight!

"Handsome, which category do you want?"

Gu Tian rolled his eyes and glanced at the woman, and smiled slightly, "Are there any police officers?"

The woman's face was stunned, and from time to time, "The police uniform is not easy to make, can the old clothes be okay?"

Gu Tian shook his head, "No, you have to get new clothes, the old clothes are too rustic!"

"Then how much do you pay?"

Gu Tian looked surprised, "Do you want money? Isn't it enough to dial 110?"

The woman's complexion changed, she snatched the list from Gu Tian's hand, stepped on her high heels, and flew away!When walking, don’t forget to stretch out a straight middle finger from behind!

(End of this chapter)