Super little Taoist

Chapter 812 Meeting the Old Ones
In the evening, Ouyang Bingxin came to the side hall for dinner as scheduled.Gu Tian looked at the table full of dishes and licked his lips.

Ouyang Bingxin picked up the chopsticks, glanced at Gu Tian, ​​and said indifferently: "Why are you still standing? Wait for me to set another table for you? I'm sorry, the entire imperial court is saving money now, and you can spend less Just spend less!"

When Gu Tian heard this, his eyes lit up, and he quickly picked up the bowl and chopsticks. Gu Tian looked at the small bowl in his hand, put it down, picked up a sea bowl next to it, and filled it with rice. After passing the table, when I looked again, the bowl was already full of food.

So fast!Ouyang Bingxin said inwardly, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the meal!" Gu Tian had a flattering smile on his face, bent his waist to [-] degrees, and under Ouyang Bingxin's cannibalistic gaze, he raised his bowl and squatted in the corner, A pair of chopsticks are like a rake, pouring water into the mouth non-stop.

Ouyang Bingxin looked at the leftovers on the table, and shook his head. Liu Lu gave Gu Tian a hard look, wishing he could eat him alive. Your Majesty has not even started yet, you are sweeping away. You have no eyesight. goods!

Ouyang Bingxin waved her hand, and the maids retreated towards the table.Ouyang Bingxin walked to the red mantle and smiled faintly.

"Are you satisfied with the gift I prepared for you?"

Gu Tian's mouth was full of food, and he said vaguely: "I am satisfied, satisfied!"

"Oh?" Ouyang Bingxin's expression froze for a moment. The reason why she gave this thing was to warn Gu Tian, ​​don't think about running away, don't think about working too hard, and don't think about things you shouldn't think about, otherwise the end will be - stripping the living soul , raised in this soul-condensing wood cage, but judging by the indifferent look on this foodie's face, it doesn't seem to have achieved the expected effect.

Gu Tian wiped his mouth, a big bowl of food was wiped out by him in a blink of an eye, even Liu Lu couldn't help admiring this guy's appetite, if everyone is like him, how much the court spends The province can't save it!
Ouyang Bingxin turned her head and glanced at him, "Are you full?"

Gu Tian nodded again and again, "I'm full, but if I still have some leftovers, I can fill in some more. It's a pity, His Majesty let someone take it away! Hehe~~~~~~"

Ouyang Bingxin gave Gu Tian a hard look, and frowned, "I didn't expect that there is a starving ghost hiding under such a handsome skin!"

Gu Tian smiled slightly, "My mother told me since I was a child that if you can eat and work, you are not an idiot; if you only eat and don't work, you are an idiot!"

Ouyang Bingxin nodded in satisfaction, "Your mother is right, then we should do it next!"

Gu Tian stared?Do it?how to do itHorizontal or vertical?Deep dry or light dry?This is simply too exciting to hear.

Of course Ouyang Bingxin didn't know about the sexuality in Gu Tian's heart, otherwise, she would have to strip him of his soul on the spot, then put him in that cage and lock him up.

"Eunuch Liu!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

"Please come in the Celestial Master!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Gu Tian blinked his eyes, Heavenly Master?Which Celestial Master?Who is the master?Three big question marks appeared in Gu Tian's mind.

From time to time, Liu Lu led an old man in. The old man was dressed in green and walked like running water, which seemed to be a fairy tale.

"This old man joins His Majesty!" The old man bowed slightly towards Ouyang Bingxin as a salute.

Ouyang Bingxin actually looked as if he was used to it, but smiled and said: "Your labor, the heavenly master will calculate a hexagram for this person, to see if it is related to my fate or not?"

Jia Zongran nodded slightly, turned around, and looked at Gu Tian. Suddenly, his eyes widened.

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

The two shouted at the same time, Ouyang Bingxin frowned, what's the matter?
Gu Tian was shocked. How could the Jia Banxian he met that day be here? Judging by the situation, he seems to be an outsider. Damn!If this is the case, then there are really experts flying all over the sky, and there are a lot of them with just a single stroke.

"Your Majesty, this man is a liar! He is a charlatan, Your Majesty, don't believe him!"

Ouyang Bingxin glared, "Shut up!" After finishing speaking, Ouyang Bingxin turned to look at Jia Zongran, "Master Tian, ​​this guy doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, please don't take offense."

Even though Jia swallowed his saliva, he said for a long time, "Your Majesty, I can't figure out this person!"

Ouyang Bingxin's face was startled, and she couldn't help frowning, "Why?"

Jia Zongran glanced at Gu Tian, ​​"I don't know why!"

Ouyang Bingxin looked straight at Gu Tian, ​​and there are two situations that can make Shenji Menjia say so: one, the cultivation base has reached a terrifying level; the other is that he was born a freak .However, Gu Tian's father, Gu Feng, is one of her confidantes, so such a situation should not happen.

"Damn it! Old guy, don't play tricks here, you can't figure it out, you don't have the ability at all! If you have the guts, count it for me, count it!" Gu Tian shouted provocatively, and Jia Zongran's face turned red. , "Smelly boy, don't beat me, you must know that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, don't think that your fate is a secret, I am afraid of you, old man! Big deal, big deal~~~~~ The fish will die and the net will be broken!"

Fate is a secret? !Ouyang Bingxin was taken aback, what does this mean?
As soon as Gu Tian saw that the old man confessed, he immediately beat the dog in the water. He rolled up his sleeves, stretched his arm in front of Jia Zongran, and almost stuck it on the old guy's nose, "Forget it, forget it! I already know that you are a liar , Big liar!" After finishing speaking, Gu Tian turned around, "Your Majesty, kill the head and strip the living soul, the cage you gave me happens to be empty! Don't waste it!"

Jia Zongran got angry when he heard it, "Stinky boy, don't bully others too much, do you really think that I dare not count on you?"

Gu Tian glanced at Jia Zongran, "Do you dare? You dare to count! Come on, come on!"

"Come on! I'm afraid of you!"

"Hey! If you're not afraid, why don't you count it? The uncle's hand is sore, why don't you dare to hold it!"

"Damn—I never read palm reading in fortune telling, it's done by low-level beginners!"

"Damn it, you're a senior, why did you touch my hand, then my head, my head, and then my bones that day when you were a senior? Copper coins, turtle shells, millet particles, you can play with everything, old man Turtle! Don't say you are performing acrobatics for me!"

"Old man~~~~Old man~~~~Old man, I will fight with you!"

"Aiyo, in a hurry? Want to kill me? Come on, come on! Sir, I just took a shower and my neck is clean! In front of Your Majesty, kill me and silence me!"

"You~~~~you you you!"

"What are you! This old man, other people at your age are enjoying their old age, but you still come out to embarrass yourself. Did you raise eight daughters and marry them off? No one will take care of you. You have to trouble Fengxiang Empire! The people? Then I can tell you, you are lucky. Our Majesty the Queen has a kind heart, and our people in Fengxiang are as kind as a Buddha. After you die, we will definitely make a big grave for you, erect a huge monument, and write a letter: Immortality If so, one death is astonishing!"

"I~~~~~ me, me, me!"

"What me? I really admire your courage. You have lied to the palace! You are not afraid of losing your head, so you are not afraid of implicating the nine clans. Oh, forgot, you only have eight daughters and no sons. Eight clans, one clan less than others!"

Ouyang Bingxin frowned bitterly, the old and the young were like shrews swearing at the street, rolled up their sleeves, put their waists down, spit your saliva, and mine.

Pa——Ouyang Bingxin slapped the table, "Okay! Shut up!"

As soon as Ouyang Bingxin showed her masculinity, Gu Tian immediately tightened his crotch to prevent the two balls from shaking from side to side.

Even though Jia was out of breath, his face was flushed, and his chest heaved sharply, it was obvious that Gu Tiantian had made his seven orifices smoke.

"Tianshi, in the whole world, all living beings are spiritual, and they can't get rid of the two characters of heaven. You always have the ability to calculate ghosts and ghosts, why can't you count him! Oh! Tianshi, this person is my top priority in Fengxiang. It is heavy, so please be sure to help the celestial master. I would like to use a 'Living Soul Pill' as compensation!"

"Father, this Life-Soul Pill is a good thing, find a way to get it! If I eat it, it will turn into a real body!" Long Long started calling after hearing the words Life-Soul Pill.

"real or fake?"

"It's true! It's true at all! Think of a way!" Longlong said anxiously. Even though Jia heard the words "Living Soul Pill", Jia couldn't help but tremble. Bao Dan is actually for this evildoer who has no such person.

Jia Zongran shook his head and was about to speak.

Gu Tian frowned bitterly, squeezed out a few tears, knelt down with a plop, moved his knees quickly, and rushed towards Jia Zongran.

"Grandpa! No, master! The villain has no eyes, the crime of the villain should be punished, the villain is a pig! Ah——! Grandpa!"

Jia Zongran looked at Gu Tian touching his trouser legs with snot and tears, he was stunned.When Ouyang Bingxin saw Gu Tian's attitude turn around 360 degrees, she was also stunned.

"Old man, I don't want your golden signboard to fall into my hand, so you should cooperate with me!" Gu Tian's voice suddenly reached Jia Zongran's mind, but he didn't have this ability yet, but Longlong did Have.

"Brat, you dare to threaten me!"

"Okay! At worst, I will yell at you again, and see if you die of anger first, or I die of thirst first!"

"..."

"Okay, I admit it, I admit it! How about a cooperation method?"

"You keep your golden signboard, I only want that life-soul pill! Otherwise, I won't recognize what you say, at that time, hehehe~~~~~ Don't need me to continue talking!"

"You are a scum of humanity!"

"Damn it, human beings, old man, I can't see it, you still use such flamboyant words! I underestimated you!"

"Of course. Isn't it because of this reason why I ran out of Shenjimen? I can't get along with them. They are all high-spirited, and they all claim to be gods and ghosts. Hmph! A bunch of idiots!"

Silly B!Hey~~~~ I like this old man.

"Okay, that's it, it's settled, and I'll act with winks later!"

"Must! Boy, you really like this old man! Hehe~~~~"

"Lao Tzu, you are also very appetizing for the kid! Hehe~~~~"

How did Ouyang Bingxin know that the old and the young have already communicated secretly, and now they are all thinking about hacking the soul pill in her hand.

Jia Zongran helped Gu Tian up, with a calm expression on his face, and unconsciously, he had regained his godly demeanor.

"If you don't fight, you don't know each other. Those who don't know are innocent! Get up! Today, I will use what I have learned in my life to calculate your fate!"

Gu Tian nodded firmly, Ouyang Bingxin frowned, she seemed to see something, but she didn't seem to see anything.

Jia Zongran's gaze was like a torch, and he clasped his hands, and something flew out of his sleeves. In a blink of an eye, the hall was like daylight, and suddenly, the light quickly dimmed. From time to time, only Gu Tian could be seen in the entire hall. Distribute this fluorescent light.

Jia Zongran waved his long arm, a star river appeared, Gu Tian stared at him, damn it, he really has two brushes!Lao Tzu really treats an expert as a passerby!
As soon as Jia stepped on the ground, his whole body flew up out of thin air, his handprints changed rapidly, and the Galaxy slowly turned into a circle, finally forming a circle around Gu Tian.

Bang——Suddenly there was a muffled sound, and the Milky Way turned into dots of starlight, which disappeared. Almost at the same time, the hall returned to its original color.

Pfft——Jia even spat out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground like a bird with its wings broken.Gu Tian was startled, and stretched out his arms to pick it up, but with a bang, Jia Zongran fell firmly to the floor.

"Stinky boy, you're playing tricks on me!" Jia Zongran said angrily, "No, no, no! Old guy, I'm sorry, I missed a step!"

Seeing this situation, Ouyang Bingxin was startled, and immediately stepped forward to help Jia Zongran, but Jia Zongran turned over and stood up, quickly wiped blood on his mouth with his palm, and showed an innocent smile.

(End of this chapter)